Title: Normal Day
Rating: T
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Remus, Sirius
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em - not making any money off 'em. Dern it.
Word Count: 313
Summary: Remus knows just how to handle Sirius.
Notes:
100 Word Prompt Collection Challenge: 8. Lunch
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry: September Event: Back To School Teamwork Event - 58. (location) The Great Hall / 36. (dialogue) "You look like hell." / "Yeah? I just got back."
Year Long Scavenger Hunt Challenge and Competition: D33. Write a boys only story (girls cannot be mentioned at all)
Remus didn't notice him when he first entered the Great Hall. He did notice when Sirius sat down in a huff at the table. He looked at the lunch laid before him, but instead of digging like he would have normally, he rested his hand on his arms with a heavy sigh.
Remus couldn't help the chuckle that escaped at the sight of Sirius's dramatics. "You look like hell," he remarked wryly.
Sirius raised his head up with narrowed eyes, obviously not finding anything that funny. "Yeah? I just got back."
Remus rolled his eyes. Only one th brought this side of Sirius out. "Really? So who dumped you this time?"
Sirius glared at the werewolf. "I wasn't dumped. No one, and I mean no one, dumps Sirius Black."
Remus raised his eyebrows. "Really?"
Sirius nodded emphatically.
"Fine. Who did you mutually decided to stop seeing?"
Sirius pouted. "Frank Longbottom."
Remus tilted his head. "Really? I never thought of Frank as your type."
"Everyone's my type."
"Why did Frank dump you?" Sirius narrowed his eyes again, and Remus hurriedly corrected himself. "I mean, why did you mutually break up?"
Sirius went back to pouting. "He likes someone else. I didn't ask who, and I don't care who."
Remus bit his bottom lip. "Well, knowing you, there will be someone new that you will begin salivating over by the end of the day."
Sirius sat up straighter. "You know. You're right. Why should I mope over Frank when there are so many other wizards to choose from? Let's see." He looked around the Great Hall. "Who will be the next lucky guy?"
"Lucky? Unlucky? It's a fine line between the two," Remus deadpanned.
Sirius ignored him, too focused on his personal mission to find the perfect boyfriend.
Remus shook his head. It was just another day in the life of Sirius Black's best friend.