A Little Fun

A/N: Another 21st Century AU.

Chapter Three: The Mall

Contrary to popular belief, the Sins didn't always get Merlin to make their clothes. No, sometimes they actually found the time to go to every American teen girl's dream- the mall. The five boys would usually go to some dodgy looking store to buy clothes that were clearly from, like, a few decades ago (except Meliodas', his were from the dawn of time), whereas the girls would go shopping in places such as... Victoria's Secret. Insert shiver here.

When the girls decided to be evil and drag them along into that store... all hell broke loose. Meliodas would wander around picking up random lingerie and beg Elizabeth to buy some, King got a nose bleed, Escanor would watch love-struck as Merlin held up items to herself, then he would promptly pass out, Ban respectively waited outside, and Gowther. Oh Goddesses, Gowther. No one would see him until he came out of the changing rooms half an hour later with a hand full of clothes, asking which item of clothing suited him best. Diane and Merlin would encourage him, King would remain quiet, Meliodas and Elizabeth would stare in shock, and Escanor would still be unconscious.

So that is where the Sins and Elizabeth found themselves today. The mall.

Ban, Meliodas, King, Gowther, and Escanor were on their way to their favourite dodgy clothes store, whilst the girls went shoe shopping to start off with. Escanor and King were dreading their visit to Victoria's Secret with the girls, whilst Meliodas was pumped and so was Gowther (secretly).

They arrived at the store and stared at the familiar, simple "CLOTHES STORE" sign above it. They could already see the old woman through the window, waving them in. They obliged and stepped into the store, ready to find some new clothes. Gowther, who didn't want anything from the store today, walked up to the counter to chat with the woman. Ban, King, Escanor, and Meliodas immediately went to a rack of clothing in the back room where the clothes they usually bought were.

As the three were shuffling through clothes on racks, a loud "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" Rang through the store from the front room... Where Gowther and the old lady were...

With the girls, they were having a blast with their shopping. By now, they all had several bags full of clothes and shoes that they would never wear.

Whilst they were walking through the mall, drinking their drinks from Starbucks, Elizabeth spoke up. "We should go find the boys so we can go to Victoria's Secret," she suggested. Diane and Merlin agreed and drank the rest of their drinks before throwing the empty cups in the trash. The three changed direction and headed in the direction of the store they knew the guys would be at.

When they got to the street the dodgy store was on, they could hear loud arguing coming from the clothes store. All shared a look of disappointment as this happened almost all the time, and they entered the store to go calm everyone down for the hundredth time in their long, long, lives.

Eventually, when the arguing had calmed down and everyone had exited the store with only minor injuries, they decided it was time for them to go to Victoria's Secret. Meliodas cheered loudly and grabbed Elizabeth's hand to drag her to his favourite part of their shopping trip. As he and Elizabeth were running away, they were teleported outside of Victoria's Secret with everyone else by Merlin to save them all a journey.

All of them, except Ban who had agreed to look after their bags, entered the store and went on their merry way to find some clothes.

Merlin walked straight over to a matching purple bra and panties that she had spotted on her way in. She picked up the lacy lingerie and held them up against her as she stood in front of a large mirror. In the mirror, she could see Escanor lingering in the background, watching her. She kept her eyes trained on herself, but she allowed herself a smirk as she questioned him, "what do you think, Escanor?" At being noticed by his object of desire, even in his prideful state, he tried to stutter out that he thought she looked like a million dollars, but all he could get out was a few groans before he ultimately fainted.

The mage smiled as a light pink hue made itself onto her face. She decided she'd buy the lingerie and... accidentally let Escanor see her wearing it.

With Elizabeth and Meliodas, things were more or less the same except Elizabeth hadn't fainted at being groped by Meliodas. She merely squealed and blushed bright red in embarrassment.

Meliodas removed himself from the goddess when his eye caught a white bra. He rushed over to it and returned in a matter of seconds, holding it up for her to see. If it was possible to blush any brighter, she would have done it right then. "I think this would look great on you," he spoke softly in her ear. Elizabeth's breath caught in her chest as she took the item of clothing from him.

Diane let out a loud gasp and picked up a pair of orange, lace underwear with a matching bra. "King!" She squealed and turned to look at the Fairy King who was stood stock still with a embarrassed expression on his face. "Look at these! What do you think?" She gushed, holding the underwear in his face to show him.

King desperately tried to stutter out a response, but the pressure he was under only served to give him a nose bleed. A giggle escaped her as she got her answer and she turned away to find the counter and pay.