Judan: For all fellow and future authors… We have an important piece of advice for you!~
Slayer: Always keep backup files because you never know what might happen.
Shadow: In other words this entire chapter was deleted somehow, and we had to start again from scratch.
Rodrick: Yeah… It wasn't fun we can tell you that.
Shadow: You can say that again… well at least we saved the very beginning on a separate file.
Judan: Funny thing was that it was by complete accident. But I digress… Today we finally came out, with this and now we'll all be busy learning something new.
Slayer: Oh yeah for those it may concern, we've recently redid the prologue a little. It now ties with the story better, and the grammar has improved. Anyway we also have a new character today. One you've been waiting for a while to show up.
Lefay: You got that right…
Shadow: Oh another new character? Well let's hope she survives.
Lefay: Hey! I'm one of Rodrick's lovers so I know I'll live long and happily. Especially if Rodrick keeps me alive!~
Rodrick: (Clears throat) Have fear because we have no idea what we're doing.
Jing: That does not inspire confidence.
Shadow: Oh you're here to… Well are you prepared for you first fight? Be warned this will not be easy.
Jing: Ha! It'll take quite a bit to take me down!
Judan: Hmm… I guess you'll be fine. We've done plenty, to make sure you work within the confines of this universe. Although a lot of your friends just might end up dying…
Jing: Uh… What?
Slayer: He means that our villain is smart and will try to kill off potential threats as quickly as possible.
Shadow: Ahh… Darkwraiths are truly the best. Just like daddy made us…
Jing: Wait I thought you were a good guy? Plus wasn't your father a complete and total monster?
Slayer: Yeah… when I first created him… Well best not to dwell on that. Now we don't really have any reviews to cover. So we'll just end this right here by having Lefay finish this up.
Lefay: Sure thing boss! Now we here at the Dark Guard productions own nothing but OC's (Jing: Except me –bang- ugh…) and reality building concepts. Everything else belongs to their respective owners. Now without further ado…
Everyone/except Jing: Here's the story!
Slayer: Oh yeah… Rodrick I hope you enjoy Ophis' cooking!~
Rodrick: Ophis' what now? And what happened to Jing?
Jing: ….…
Judan: Let's just say the hand is faster than the eye. (Hides iron mallet.)
Official pairings:
Rodrick: Ophis, Shirone, Sona, Vali, Lefay, Grayfia…
Issei: Chirno, Rias, Akeno, Xenovia, Irina, Ravel, Kuroka, Rossweisse, Raynare, Kalawarner, Kiryuu…
Red: Mittelt, secret…
Ryu: Sakuya, Rosalia…
Allen: Asia, Gabriel…
Kuros: Masamune, Kuyari…
Walker: Jeanne…
Issei's Character sheet 1.0
Height: 5 "8"
Age: 17
Nationality: Japanese
Hair: Chocolate Brown
Eye: Brown
Special: Booster Gear (Longinus Class)-Balance Breaker Achieved-Juggernaut Drive Accessible-? Inaccessible-Familiar Ice Fairy Chirno, Oppai alert (This increases his skills by one rank when he senses that Oppai are in danger) (J/N what?! It happens in cannon!)
Weapons: Grimoire (Jian), Shadow Daggers
Skills Ranks: Bladed Weaponry Rank Low expert, Hand to hand Rank Mid-expert, Draconic Magic Rank Low journeyman, Elemental Magic Rank High novice, Strategist Rank Mid-novice, Peeping Rank Mid-master, Stealth Rank High expert…
Likes: Oppai, Chirno, Rias, Akeno, Hanging out with friends, Watching "adult" films, "Visiting" the hot springs, His family, Holes in the walls.
Dislikes: Those who dislike perverts, Vali (because of that one incident…), Sakuya (due to multiple incidents…), Yuloto, Those who wish to harm innocent people, Sirzechs, Getting beat up when caught peeking, Those who abandon their friends, Not being able to help in a fight.
Idols: Azazel, he considers him to be the greatest and oldest pervert on the planet.
Hobbies: Hanging out with friends, Peeping on the kendo club, Doing "activities" with Freed and Azazel, Training, And just helping out when he can.
Dreams: To be the ultimate Harem king.
Short term Goal: Defend the planet from enslavement. It would seriously get in the way of his dream.
Status: Alive
As a side note if you want to see someone's stats just ask in a review. If you want to know history ask for an encyclopedia Omake of that person.
Hello= Regular talk
[Hello]= Kuros
{Hello}= Ddraig
(Hello)= other sacred gears
'Hello'Masamune
Hello= Thoughts/talking to inner spirits
(J/N)= Judan Notes
(S/N)= Slayer notes
Chapter Nine: Stay calm and… Duck!
The Infinite Dragon
I woke up slowly as light crept in from the window; unfortunately it was me that it woke up first. Usually it was Rodrick who was woken up.
I need to have a talk with Amaterasu some time. Her blasted sun keeps waking us up. Seeing how I wouldn't be able to go back to sleep, which was a rare occurrence in of itself. I pushed myself up with my hands and stretched while yawning. I couldn't help but remember when Rodrick told me that my yawn was cute. In fact he said that pretty much everything we do is rather cute and/or adorable. Smiling fondly I opened my eyes and looked around a bit. I was confused when I saw my mate sisters naked while cuddling up with our Rodrick. Looking down I saw I was lacking clothing as well.
After a moment everything came back to me. Smiling with glee I gave a small fist bump before wincing due to some pain in between my legs.
It would seem that I'm still a bit sore. But I wouldn't have it any other way. Looking down at my mate, I smiled warmly before bending down and kissing his cheek. He gave a small smile at my action despite still being asleep. I couldn't help but giggle at this. I then looked around at the others with a smile. It made me happy that they loved Rodrick as much as I did.
But if I was to be honest… at first I wanted Rodrick all to myself. He just made me fill whole, no longer empty, emotionless, and lonely.
He just made me happy, something I've never felt before. So I wanted him all to myself, I didn't care what anyone else felt. But as time went by, I realized that he was hurting as much as I was if not more. But he was doing everything he could, to help me overcome the pain that I never knew I had. However I on the other hand didn't know what to do to help him. It wasn't until I met four special girls that I realized what I had to do.
Rodrick was in pain because of his family's death. He has a sense of guilt that he shouldn't even have. He feels guilty that he is the only living member of his family. He was so lonely, but didn't go out of his way to try and seek attention. If anyone was going to like him then he wanted them to like him for him, and no other reason. He wasn't about to go out of his way to force people to either like, or acknowledge him. He would be kind, friendly, and helpful but that was about it.
So I saw the logical solution was to gather a bunch of mates for him. Mates that would fill his whole being with love, and love him for him. Although it did hurt to admit that I wasn't enough to help him, and I was a bit miffed that I'd have to share him.
After all I called dibs first! But in the end I knew that I'd have to make some sacrifices, for the one who has given me much. In fact I'm still not done searching! All of us, me and the other girls believe, at most two more girls are needed. Really we don't really like that idea too much. But we're willing to do anything in order to help him through his own emotional scars. In fact we already have one other girl in mind. It was someone from when we were a part of the Grigori. Vali introduced a friend of hers, who I couldn't help but notice had what people called a crush on Rodrick.
But I must admit… we'll have a hard time sharing the bed with six girls and one Rodrick… Sighing to myself I thought back to when I first met Rodrick. I will now admit that it was a very dark time for me. I wanted complete silence because that was what I was used to. I didn't know that I wanted anything else. Then Rodrick shows up, calls me cute and decides he's going to help me. Really that's about it, and it quickly started our relationship.
I've really changed since then haven't I? Looking down at my mate I smiled. I thought about all the good and bad things that have happened. I remember our first kiss, and I remember when I first met Shirone. Now I'll be honest and say I didn't know what to make of her at first. But now she's my best friend and sister. I couldn't help but chuckle when I thought of how Rodrick treats girls. Really he was nice to those he didn't really know. But to anyone he's close with he acts like he's flirting with them. And yet… all of his compliments were entirely genuine. It was pretty hard to tell if he was doing that on purpose or not…
Shaking my head I looked at the clock that was usually right next to the window. It was currently seven thirty. Oh yeah I said usually because sometimes it moves around the room. No one knows why, and no one's seen it move. But for some reason it just does…
Deciding to do something a bit different today, I slowly and softly walked off the bed. Then with a quick burst of magic I put on a maid outfit. It was almost exactly like Sakuya's… except it was black and white and exposed my shoulders and was low on my neck line. I also put a black bow around my neck making it act as a choker, the dress was also much smaller in the chest region; actually it was just smaller in general because of my stature…
I really wish I could change my size now… but I've haven't been able to shapeshift since Rodrick showed up. It was currently a big mystery to me as to why I lost my shapeshifting abilities. Well but at least it wasn't to Kuros, who always acted suspicious when I brought it up. That old man is hiding something from all of us. In fact he's hiding multiple somethings. This was the reason I blew up at the nether lord. I wouldn't have done that if I had permanently chosen this form myself. Not that I ever told Rodrick that it was permanent.
He'd only worry himself half to death, if I said the reason I was in this form was because I lost my ability. Shaking my head I looked into the full body mirror next to the closest, and did a small twirl.
Another thing I did was make the skirt a little more… flowy I guess the word would be. So that it would twirl around as I moved. This of course showed off my black underwear, but I still didn't have a real sense of modesty yet. Despite everyone's best efforts to give me one. Nodding my head at my choice in clothing, I took a quick look back towards the others. I couldn't help but smile as the girls scooted closer to Rodrick thanks to the extra room. The funny thing was that they were still asleep, so it was all instinct. Turning to the door I clenched my fist with determination.
Alright! I think it's time for me to try cooking for once! However I was so focused in my thoughts, I didn't see the slight shudder coming from Rodrick. Walking downstairs quietly I headed towards the kitchen. But not before stopping to grab Rodrick's cookbook. Skimming through it I looked for breakfast items… unfortunately…
I can't understand these measurements! Frowning I thought about just using my magic to create everything. But then decided that would defeat the purpose. Besides I wanted Rodrick to be impressed by my cooking.
Sighing I found a little dictionary in the back. It covered all of the different measuring tools. I couldn't help but cry a bit at the foresight of my mate. Memorizing what each of them meant, I looked through the book for something easy. Something that even I could do... unfortunately I quickly realized that my sense of what was easy, and what wasn't was off. As it seemed that everything my mate made was easy. Shaking my head with a grimace, I skimmed through it fast. Eventually I finally found something.
"Pancakes! Everyone likes them and they seem simple enough." Now that I had the main dish down, I had to think of what else to have. I mean I couldn't just make pancakes no matter how delicious they are.
Well I can just make some egg omelets with bacon and sausage I guess. Everyone likes those!
Seventy minutes later…
Well seems like everything turned out alright in the end… That was a complete and total lie on my part. The entire kitchen was a mess; the eggs were on fire, the bacon and sausage black as charcoal, and the pancakes… they somehow had turned pure white on one side, while the other was purple. Truly I had no idea how that happened. However I couldn't help but stare as they started floating. Watching wide eyed I saw them go into the living room, where they went into black vortexes never to be seen again. Standing there for a bit I couldn't help but start whimpering.
What kind of mate can't make a nice breakfast for her one and only?! Seeing the mess I've caused I couldn't help but cry in shame. However a few minutes later, I heard footsteps coming down the stairs and I wiped my eyes. I then used magic to quickly clean everything up. The reason for this was because I knew it was the very person I was cooking for, that was coming down the stairs. I was hoping that my actions would be enough to convince Rodrick that nothing happened.
However with his first words that hope was dashed. "Ophis why are you dressed as a maid, and why do I smell something burning?" I was so focused on the cleanup that I forgot my clothes and the smell.
Coming up with an excuse, I turned around with a blank face before speaking. "I'm not so certain about the smell I too came to investigate. As for my clothes I heard that guys liked it when their wives dressed like this." Under normal circumstances it probably would've been a viable excuse. Mostly because I did indeed read somewhere, that guys liked it when their girls dressed like this. However as usual, Rodrick was much more observant than I thought. Truly he was the only one who could read me one hundred percent of the time. Shirone was a close second at Ninety five.
Still with a sad expression he spoke. "Really… then why are your eyes slightly red my dragoness?" With his words I couldn't help but look down at the floor, while my lips trembled a bit. Sighing he walked up to me and gave me a hug. Feeling his warmth and protective aura quickly calmed me down. Noticing this he kissed my forehead before speaking again.
"So are you going to tell me what happened here?" Sighing I quickly explained what happened, while skipping over the parts with the pancakes. I really didn't need anyone to know about that ever.
In fact it never happened. Yeah! It just never happened… I really wasn't doing a good job of convincing myself. Still when I was done Rodrick chuckled a bit, before moving over to counter and picking up the cookbook.
"Alright then… I guess I'll just have to teach you properly. Then one day I hope to enjoy your cooking." Turning to him with wide eyes, I was in utter surprise that he'd actually let me continue to cook. Especially after I told him the eggs caught on fire, and the pancakes were unnatural colors.
Seeing my face he smiled. "Yes Ophis Chan I am giving you another chance. Because I know that this is something you really want to do. So I'm more than happy to help you out. Then one day… you'll be able to do this without me. Now that is a day I'm looking forward to." Feeling warm inside due to his words, I gave him my best smile before walking up to him.
I then gave him a tight hug which he quickly returned. Being held by him I couldn't help but breathe in his scent. For some reason he's always smelled like cinnamon to me. Even when I first met him he had the same scent. Kuros knows the reason but like with everything else he keeps his lips sealed.
Still it's always been a comforting scent, the smell of cinnamon that is. For some reason it's always felt like a reminder of something, yet I can't remember exactly what it is. I've asked the other girls if they smelt it and felt the same. But they all said that they've never smelt cinnamon from him. Shirone was the one who said it was probably an elder dragon thing. But I'm still not quite so sure it was exactly that, but cinnamon has always been my favorite spice.
Even when I visited the earth every thousand years or so, it was my favorite. The scent was comforting, and I couldn't help but feel calm every time I smelt it. As if I didn't just make abominable pancakes that could teleport. Quickly getting rid of my thoughts about… that… I stood up on my toes and gave him a kiss. He returned it, and I couldn't help but think that his lips also tasted like cinnamon. It was strange but that's the way it has always been for me.
Of course I've never told Rodrick, even when talking to the old timer Kuros. At those times I was just sending my mind into the dragon gear. It was during those times that I also talked to Masamune. I really liked her; she'd always treat me like a little sister. Something that also made me feel warm inside. Still there were so many things that made me suspicious of Kuros. For example when I first met Rodrick, he literally said not to go near that thing. But right after Rodrick befriended me he started calling me a she. Not to mention I've never personally met him, and yet he always seems to know how I'll act most of the time. It was rather suspicious.
Still back to reality I broke from the kiss before speaking with confidence. "Alright then… if that's the case then I hope to one day make you smile with delight at my cooking skills!~" He laughed a bit before kissing my forehead and speaking.
"Well I can't wait. As for right now let me show you how to cook eggs without them catching fire." I couldn't help but chuckle sheepishly at those words.
That was a seventy inch plasma screen line break… (Sucks in breath) So… how may I help you?
The Void king
I couldn't help but smile at everyone's expressions, when I told them that Ophis helped me cook today's breakfast. Still it was too bad that I couldn't sit next to all of my princesses. However they came up with a rotation. This rotation revolved around days, and the first two to sit by me were Ophis and Shirone. Tomorrow it'd be Sona and Vali. It was nice that they didn't fight over who got to sit next to me. But I couldn't help but feel a bit guilty about it all, and I even voice my guilt out loud.
Well that was until all four of them tackled me in a hug and kissed me.
Surprisingly it was Sona who spoke first. "Ro Kun you shouldn't feel that way. Because remember we all chose you and you accepted us. As long as you keep doing what you've been doing, everything will be fine." Her new nickname for me was shocking yet… it was then Vali who smiling mischievously that got me worried. Especially when she started speaking.
"And besides… you've already popped all of our cherries last night~!" At that point everyone looked at the five of us with wide eyes. However Issei did have a slight nose bleed along with Chirno, but poor Rosalia looked like she was about to pass out. Fay on the other hand only tilted her head cutely, while wondering what we were talking about.
"What does she mean by cherries Mittelt Okaa san?"
Mittelt laughed nervously before petting her head. "I'll tell you when you're older sweetie." Still confused the hellhound pup nodded her head. Yep things have certainly changed around here lately. Rosalia stayed in the house along with Chirno and Itachi most days. Mostly they cleaned and looked after Fay who now considered Mittelt as a second mother. Hence the Okaa san after her name, this was something we all found adorable. Mittelt was actually hoping for her to call her mommy one day though.
She was completely supported by Red who treated Fay as his own. In fact it was because of how they were treating her, that she called them Okaa san and Otou san. Another thing was that just like we found Chirno with Issei, we've discovered that Rosalia was sleeping with Ryu. The biggest surprise was when it turned out that Sakuya was completely fine with it. Really she just didn't seem the type to accept being in a relationship like that. But as with most things happening lately she broke my expectations.
As for Itachi he usually slept in a small tree house we made for him outside. Or more accurately… let Ophis magically put into existence. Sometimes I forgot about just how cheap magic is. Although I wouldn't complain after Ophis gave each of the girls the same exact maid outfit she was wearing. Only Shirone's was white with black as a secondary color. Sona's was dark blue with white as a secondary. Then finally Vali's was black with red as a secondary. It was right after Vali blurted out our nighttime activities, that they all went to go get changed.
Thus purposely leaving me with the fallout. Immediately Sakuya went into what we called her "mother hen" mode and quickly started lecturing me. Though it was about me treating them all fairly, and looking after them, and any kids we may have. Instead of… you know… the fact we did the deed in the first place. She was rather strange sometimes I must say…
Funnily enough Mittelt joined in on the lecture, but only to tell me to not talk about it in public. As to not, and I quote… "Corrupt the mind of my little girl!" End quote… yep she's taken the role of Fay's adoptive mother quite seriously. Something I couldn't help but smile about really. But the worst was actually from Red surprisingly. Trust me he was quite scary about threatening to castrate me, and tear out my spine if I even dared to hurt his sister. Also by extension the threat went for any of the girls. Mostly since Ophis thought of them as sisters now, and so he also considered them family.
As for Ryu, Issei, Chirno, and Rosalia… well as I said Chirno and Issei were having nose bleeds, and Rosalia had fainted. Ryu used that as a distraction to avoid the ire of any of the lecturers. Eventually Itachi joined us in the house wondering what exactly was going on. Yep a typical crazy morning within the Booker residence.
Still what Sakuya said about kids worried me. I really hope I didn't get any of them pregnant. Although I do have to wonder if any kids me and Ophis have will be elder dragons… Kuros laughed at my thoughts before speaking.
[Don't worry too much about that! Because more than likely they would be elders, I mean even we elder dragons have had parents at one point in our lives!~] I would've laughed while agreeing with that statement. However I quickly realized something.
If that's the case… then what about Ophis? Did she have parents at one point? And what about Red? He stayed quiet for a bit before answering.
[Sorry kid but I don't know.] I could tell he was lying about one of them. But at that moment I decided to let it slide as I ate more of Ophis' pancakes. They actually turned out pretty good, but when I mentioned this to Ophis she gave me a nervous nod.
Concerned I questioned her. "Are you alright Ophis?" She laughed nervously before speaking.
"Don't worry I'm just glad these turned out fine. I mean I did tell you about my first time." It wasn't the whole story, but I decided to drop it seeing how she really didn't want to tell me. Though I could've sworn I heard her mutter something, about flying food under her breath. But seeing how food didn't fly, I just shrugged it off as being just my imagination. After we were all finished, Rosalia showed off her cleaning skills by helping Sakuya clean up the mess.
I had to admit that she was just as skilled as my queen in that regard. This made Sakuya happy seeing how she had helping hands now. Although she mostly just cleaned everything up with her time abilities. So we didn't know what to exactly make of that. Still by the time we were all done it also was time to start heading out. Sure it may have been the weekend, but we had a meeting to go to. One that involved Rias and a certain Phoenix, suffice it to say none of us were really excited.
In the end Red, Mittelt, Vali, Chirno, Rosalia, Fay, Asia, and Itachi stayed at the house. I also asked Ophis to stay but she refused to budge on it. Sona decided to come to support her friend, but I had the feeling she just wanted to stay with me as well. Shirone went because Rias was still her king, and so had an obligation to go. But she also really did want to go and be there for her. As for Sakuya, Ryu, and Issei… I just brought them along as peerage members really.
Basically I had Vali stay to be in charge until I got back. Asia was still new so I had her stay behind, and Mittelt also promised to spend the weekend with Fay. Rosalia had cleaning to do, Red also agreed to spend time with Fay, Itachi was too lazy, and Chirno didn't want to be so close to someone who uses fire.
For at least four of them I completely understood, but for two… well not so much. Two guesses on who they were… However there was one question I had to ask Vali before I left.
"Hey you know everyone else's familiars are here, even if they act more like family members. But I need to ask where Uzu is." She thought for a moment before answering me.
"He's probably wandering around the familiar forest with Ms… Buttons and Railen. We can call them if we need them, but for animal familiars such as them. I, Asia, and Kunou Chan thought it'd be best to leave them there." I nodded my head in acceptance of her answer. Though I still couldn't help but grimace a bit at the thought of Kunou's hydra familiar.
Shaking my head from those thoughts, I looked forward as we made our way inside of school grounds. Sighing I started to think about all the scenarios that could happen at this meeting. Because I'd be the first to admit that Riser probably has changed a bit, although he was still a pompous bigot. Something we could easily use against him if given the opportunity. This was pretty much what our whole plan was riding on really. Not exactly a good idea to put all of our eggs in one basket… but unfortunately it was the only basket we had.
Eventually making it inside the clubroom Rias began to greet us. "It's nice to see that you made it… um… what are you three wearing?" The ones she was talking about were Sona, Ophis, and Shirone. Seeing how they opted to keep their maid costumes, much to Ophis' insistence. They were also wearing their silver dragon jewelry, which I still strongly thought looked like me. Earlier I even enchanted them to protect them from certain effects. Such as any form of hypnosis, I even added small shield charm. However before anyone could speak Ophis did… unfortunately…
"I picked out these cute costumes. After all I heard that men like their wives dressing like this. It was in a magazine I read, plus since he took our virginity I thought a change of clothes was due." It was the wrong thing to say as everyone in the room became silent as they stared at her. The occupants that showed up before us were Rias, Akeno, Kiba, Jing, and Grayfia. The last looked like she was about to kill someone though. Akeno began laughing, Kiba turned away red faced, Jing tried to keep his face stoic but looked a bit red. But the worse was Rias who was releasing a subtle, but very strong killing intent at me.
Luckily Shirone stepped in front of me with narrowed eyes before she could do anything. Ophis during this time only looked confused.
I think Mittelt should've saved her lecture for Ophis. For once I got agreements from both my partners as we all sat down. Well except for Sakuya and Grayfia… those two were glaring daggers at each other. Personally I just hoped they don't kill one another during this meeting. As for my girls… well Ophis sat on my lap, while Shirone hugged my right arm while she let out her cat features, and Sona hugged my left. Issei than sat on the opposite couch along with Kiba, Jing, and Ryu.
Akeno was by Rias' side, and the two other queens were trying to kill each other with glares. I'll be honest and say those two unnerved me. Still deciding to get down to business I spoke to Rias. Although even I had to admit it was hard to take me seriously thanks to my current… condition…
"So how long do we have until Mr. Flaming chicken appears?" There was a small snort from Issei before Rias spoke with a smile.
"Well we have at least half an hour before Mr. Chicken shows up. So until then we should focus on trying to find a way, to get one of your group to assist us." I nodded my head, although I did see some anger appear in Jing's eyes as we mentioned Riser.
It would appear that his anger is far more rooted than I first thought. I had heard from Rias that Jing had some kind of vendetta against Riser. But I didn't know how bad it was until now. Deciding to leave it to Rias considering he would be joining her peerage, I went on to start speaking some ideas I had. Our ideas went from reasonable, such as getting him mad.
To Jing's idea of mind controlling him… that was vetoed quickly seeing if anyone found out they'd have our heads. Well at least they'd try, but I'd just have Ophis and Red terminate them. We all laughed a bit after Jing found out who was sitting on my lap. His face was in utter shock.
The best idea we got was to use not only his arrogance, but also his short temper to our advantage. We also planned to use Ophis to threaten him a bit if all else failed. It was a lot easier than most people would think, but then again most high class devils were predictable these days. Everyone eventually agreed to the idea and we ended up talking for the last ten minutes. Although I mostly talked to Kuros seeing how he was suspicious of something.
[That boy… Jing… for some reason his aura feel eerily familiar. Like an old memory that refuses to surface.] I furrowed my brow as I thought. Eventually I just shrugged before speaking.
I don't feel anything to off about him, but you're just feeling his Nekoshou and Cait sith abilities? I could feel him shake his head before answering.
[No… it's something else. It's as if he was…] I could feel his eyes widen in anger before he continued. [Why that conniving little! UGH! I cannot believe he'd…err…] Worried I quickly questioned him.
Hey what's wrong?! Is there something I should know about?! He sighed before answering.
[No… at least not yet... If it turns out to be a problem then we'll deal with it. But I have a feeling that this minor issue will be solved real soon… Just remember that there's more than one version of earth. Your original home included within that number.] I continued to try and question him but I got nothing. Really it was times like these that I was reminded that Kuros was far older, and far stronger than he led on. Truly I was pretty sure he knew almost everything.
Shaking my head, I went back to observing Jing discreetly as I cuddled with three of my girls. Eventually I was able to feel it with Masamune's help. It was a very discreet yet strong hatred for devils. Though he seemed tolerant for the ones in this room. As if he accepted that they were an exception to some kind of rule. My thoughts were interrupted as a strange sigil emblazoned itself onto the floor.
Kiba hissed before speaking quietly. "The clan of Phenex…" Narrowing my eyes I unconsciously pulled my girls closer as we waited. Eventually Riser appeared in all of his so called glory. At his arrival I felt Jing's hatred increase by leaps and bounds. Quickly giving him a look, I turned back to Riser when he began speaking.
"Ah… the human world… it's been a little while. I just hope this visit turns out better than the last time I was here…" Hearing his words I unconsciously shuddered with him, as we both remembered the corpse puppets. Truly… those things were absolutely nasty. Looking around he eventually spotted me with wide eyes and a small smile.
"Ah!~ Riser didn't expect to find you here Booker san! Or should I still be calling you Marshal?" I couldn't help but chuckle a bit at that before answering.
"No need for that Riser, we're no longer out in the field. The whole marshal thing ended for you after we blew up that testing facility. Right now I'm here as a friend to Rias." Nodding his head he looked over the girls hugging me, and raised an eyebrow at Sona. But showed enough foresight not to comment on their state of dress. Instead he actually spoke a bit more respectively.
"Ms. Sitri I didn't expect to see you here. But then again judging by your current position I guess I shouldn't be surprised." Sona didn't say anything, but glared at him making him laugh nervously before speaking. "Hehehe… I see… I guess I won't speak to you then." Turning around he spotted Rias before smiling. "Ah! There's the lady of the hour!~ Now I've come to take you back to be my bride Ms. Gremory." To be honest all of us were actually quite surprised by his behavior. He may still be talking sometimes in third person, but he was acting a lot more respectful than he did before.
I guess learning what we did would have an effect on anyone. Shaking out of her own confusion Rias glared at Riser before speaking.
"I've told you before… and I'll tell you again. I won't be marrying you Riser! I'll only marry someone that I've chosen!" Instead of getting angry at her words… well completely angry. Riser spoke to her with a leveled but hard tone.
"Rias… you keep making me out to be the bad guy. But truthfully I wasn't the one who arranged this marriage now was I? Yet you keep acting like I'm the one completely at fault." No one had a comeback for what he had just said. So we just sat in silence before Rias regained her wit. I would've helped more, but this was mostly Rias' fight.
Still with an even tone she spoke. "Do not misunderstand me… I know that what you say is true. Yet it is you who keeps pushing for the marriage. Not to mention how I heard that you bragged about getting the Gremory heiress." Kuros hummed at her words before speaking to me.
[You got to admit… that was pretty good for the girl. Shirone was lucky to have her don't you think kid?] Mentally agreeing I went back to watching the verbal chess match. A match that Riser was slowly losing. Grinding his teeth Riser spoke a bit heatedly now.
"Rias this isn't just about us the elders are worried about… the population of the full blooded devils." He glanced at me before continuing. Although I knew he almost said something about Xilo, which was the true concern for the devil elders. "Though I will admit reincarnated devils have their place, we pure blooded are needed to guide them. Most simply aren't ready for high class society, and eventually they will outnumber us greatly. Do not forsake your houses honor!" Growling and mustering her courage Rias spoke with a calm voice.
"I'm not going to forsake my house Riser. But I will marry whom I want! Even devils from the ancient houses had that right! I won't lower my pride to become some trophy wife to you!" Clicking his teeth Riser spoke with malice in his voice.
"Rias you do realize I to have my pride. So if you think I'm going to just let you get away after all of this… You're wrong! I'll take you back with me even if I…" Seeing things getting out of hand I yelled out to Riser stopping him mid-sentence.
"Riser! I think that's enough!" Quieting he turned to me as I continued speaking. "I think this has gotten a bit out of hand don't you? After all I have a feeling that you were about to threaten, quite a few people. Most of whom were friends of not only me… but also this adorable girl on my lap. Oh by the way… you might know her as Ophis." Riser's eyes widened as he laughed nervously. Especially at the malicious smile on Ophis' mouth. However I on the other hand smirked.
It seems it's time to begin… Patting Ophis' head she took that as the signal to unleash some of her aura onto Riser. Sweating profusely now he was saved by Grayfia who stepped in as planned.
"I believe that's enough for now. Ophis Sama I believe Riser understands his mistake." Riser quickly nodded his head as Ophis let up. Taking that as her cue Grayfia continued. "Still the houses thought that things might come down to this. So they purposed that a rating game should be held, as to make the final decision." Rias now spoke up.
"So they are having me participate despite knowing I couldn't win with my current members… Just how far are they planning on interfering with my life?!"
I nodded in agreement before speaking. "I can see your point Rias. I guess they're just afraid that Riser's not as strong as he says he is. Especially seeing how they're making you fight with only four members, yourself included." Rias nodded in agreement before speaking.
"Yeah… I guess you're right, so much for believing in the so called all powerful phoenix." As predicted Riser quickly took this as an insult as he yelled.
"That's not that case at all! Riser Phenex isn't weak! He could beat you even if you had a hundred members at your aid!" I had to stop myself from smirking as Rias continued to bait him.
"But I don't have a hundred only four. But I guess they just don't believe in you enough… how sad and very disappointing it must be for you… I guess they just know that the Phenex clan isn't as strong as they claim to be…" Riser was now fuming at this point. Not only had we insulted his peerages strength, but also his own strength along with his clans.
It's almost scary that this plan is working better than expected.
Riser's yelling snapped me from my thoughts. "How dare you! How dare you insult my clan like that! Riser is much stronger than you! Riser is invincible!" Rias smiled lightly before speaking again.
"Oh I'm sorry… I was just saying how the elders must feel about you. After all if they send your complete peerage after mine, then I'd be hard pressed to do anything. Let alone win… but I guess that's their best plan. At least have comfort in knowing that they're trying to help you save face." Flames now coming off his body Riser snapped.
"Riser is stronger! Riser is invincible! I could take you on no matter who you have on your side! The elders know that!" Seeing how it was now time Rias smirked condescendingly before speaking again.
"Alright… then how about allowing me to have Issei and Jing here join me in battle? If you're so… Strong then they won't even matter right?" Still blind with rage Riser didn't even think before speaking.
"As if those two will even help you against Riser! Riser accepts your offer!" It was only when Grayfia spoke that he realized what he had done.
Hiding her own smile Grayfia spoke calmly. "As a witness to this agreement. I will tell the elders that Riser has agreed to let Issei Hyoudou of Booker Sama's peerage, and Jing the trial member of Rias Sama's peerage… join in the rating game to decide if Rias will marry Riser Phenex." Riser couldn't help but pale after he realized that Issei was in my group. After all… he saw what I was capable of. So he was right to be weary of Issei's strength. Still in order to save face he spoke.
"Hahaha! Riser will still win! Even if you had ten or even fifteen days to prepare I'd win Rias!" Unfortunately Grayfia took his words as another opportunity.
So smiling Grayfia spoke once more. "Alright then the rating game will be held in fifteen days then." Riser froze mid laugh as he realized how stupid he was. Letting out a sigh he spoke quietly.
"I really… need to learn to keep my mouth shut." Giving out a small sigh he didn't even bother saying anything else. Instead he just teleported out of the clubroom. Personally I didn't blame him, at this point he'd only make things worse if the conversation continued. Still everyone including Jing, couldn't help but laugh at what had just happened. Riser was completely played like a fool.
Shaking off my amusement I spoke to everyone. "Alright the hard part is over. Now we need to spend the next couple of weeks training." I then smirked evilly causing everyone in Rias' peerage to pale… well… except Akeno who seemed a bit turned on. Ignoring that I spoke with an evil laced voice. "Prepare for the most hellish fifteen days of your lives!~"
That was a seventy inch plasma screen line break… (Sucks in breath) So… how may I help you?
The Spectator
Rodrick along with Ophis, and Vali stood somewhere in England in front of a castle like mansion. It was nice and had a Victorian look to it, but looked old. As if it's been there for quite some time, at least two hundred years. There was also a great stone wall surrounding the place. Suffice it to say Rodrick didn't really know what he was doing here. He was currently wearing his usual attire. As for Ophis she decided to wear a black lolita kimono dress.
The top was like a kimono and she even had a black and white checkered obi around her waist. Also her sleeves at their cuffs had the same design. However the bottom was a skirt that reached mid-thigh. On her legs were black stockings with frilly ends, and on her feet were black shoes that matched her dress. She also had on a black bow tying her hair into a pony tail.
As for Vali… she wore a white sleeveless button up shirt with a collar, and a black tie around her neck. She was also wearing black long gloves that reached passed her elbows. She was also wearing a skirt that stopped mid-thigh, and had on matching tights and boots. Both outfits were a little bit different than the norm for them. But Rodrick said they looked beautiful, which was their whole plan from the beginning. Speaking of whom… Rodrick was rather confused why they were there in the first place.
Voicing his question he turned to his two mates. "So… what exactly is this place? You said there was someone who could help us all with magic here. But I don't really feel anyone at the moment." His words made Vali frown as she realized that he was right.
With some concern she answered his question. "There is supposed to be someone… two powerful people in fact, along with any servants with them. I'm sure you remember my friends the Pendragon siblings." Rodrick nodded his head with a small smile.
Vali had told him that she met the siblings while she was still wandering around, after escaping her grandfather. The two took her in for a bit before she left. Still they kept in contact even after she joined the Grigori. It was because of that connection that Rodrick met them. Arthur Pendragon and Lefay Pendragon were their names. Descendants of King Arthur and Morgan Lefay, both were fairly powerful. Lefay was a magician of uncanny prowess.
While her older brother Arthur was a strong swordsman. He wielded not only the Excalibur ruler the lost shard of Excalibur, but also the legendary sword Caliburn. Oh yeah… during the Great War the original Excalibur was shattered… lucky day for everyone really… sarcastic remark is sarcastic. Still when he had met Ryu, the two had quickly formed a friendly rivalry as swordsman. What with Arthur's legendary blades, and Ryu's Arcane throne.
However Ryu was busy helping with the other's training. Though both Ryu and Arthur had to grudgingly admit, that their swords weren't as great as Masamune. Much to her pride and inflated ego. Not that they'd ever say that to her directly that is… However they were here to ask if Lefay could help with magical training. Seeing how Most of Rodrick's group, only really knew different forms of draconic magic. But back to the group of three once more.
Starting to get suspicious Rodrick spoke up. "Are you sure that they live here? Because really, this place feels rather dead to me." Vali biting her lip in worry pressed forward. However as she passed the walls of the mansion, she quickly jumped back as stone spikes sprung up at her. Breathing a bit heavily from shock she quickly spoke.
"I think they don't want visitors right now…" Narrowing his eyes Rodrick stepped forward while getting out Masamune.
Turning to the others he spoke with a calm yet serious voice. "I think something bad must have happened here. This spike trap is one of Lefay's I suggest moving with caution." Both girls nodded in agreement with worry in their eyes. Turning back he swung Masamune at the base of stone spikes, completely destroying them. Stepping over the now harmless pieces of earth. Rodrick reacted quickly as he sliced a few iron arrows that shot at him from his left side.
"Okay something is definitely up. That was another one of Lefay's trap spells." It was at this point that he now believed, that the entire place was littered in booby traps. This was proven as he jumped to the side to avoid a pitfall filled with spikes. Although as he looked down the hole, he could already see the corpse of an unfortunate squirrel. "Huh… Lefay would be sad if she saw that…" Using a quick fire spell he incinerated the body before turning to the other two. "We will not mention that to Lefay if she's still here." Both looked at each other before shrugging and turning back to him.
""Sure."" Nodding at their answer Rodrick moved on… only to roll forward as a lightning bolt struck his position.
Panting a little he wiped some sweat off his brow. "Wow… I'm incredibly lucky that I felt that one coming." Twenty minutes later they were finally at the front door panting heavily. Well at least Rodrick and Vali were… Ophis just kind of walked, and incinerated anything that got near her. Behind them was literally a smoking ruin of holes, spikes, broken arrows, and charred ground.
Vali couldn't help but glare at her. "You're abilities are so not fair sometimes…" Ophis smirked causing Vali to scoff before turning back to Rodrick. Meanwhile he was fiddling with the magic lock on the door. Usually he'd use Masamune, like how he cut through Kuros' lock box. However he really… and I mean really… didn't want to see the traps laid onto the door. He was worried that they'd actually be enough to harm him.
However Vali was impatient. "Hurry up! They could be hurt and or in danger for all we know!" Nodding his head Rodrick redoubled his efforts while answering.
"This is a lot more complicated than you think… I'm only an adept lock picker, usually it'd take a master to open up an enchanted lock like this. We're lucky it was hastily done." As luck would have it the lock clicked open as he said that.
Vali only smirked. "You were saying something?" Grumbling to himself Rodrick opened up the door a crack. He would have opened it further if it wasn't for the smell that hit them all.
Ophis was the first to comment on it. "It smells like rotting flesh…" Grimacing Rodrick nodded his head while deciding to just grin and bear the smell. As he completely opened the doors their eyes widened at what they saw.
Rodrick spoke first. "Corpse puppets…" Littered on the ground were dozens of the monstrosities. All bisected or incinerated, or even with their heads lopped off and split open. Among them were the bodies of all the guards and servants. In shock Rodrick took a step forward. However there was an invisible wire that his foot pressed against. Feeling the wire he took a step back as a guillotine, fell down where he would have been if he kept moving.
That was a close one… Shaking his head he moved forward with determination. Letting his senses out he tried to find anyone still alive. While at the same time, either dodging or destroying any trap trying to kill him. It was a lot more frustrating then he'd like to lead on. Looking around carefully he noted the interior. There was a set of stairs that split up in the middle, and led to separate parts of the house. Then there were hallways that separated on the bottom floor. He had no idea which way was which, and didn't want to leave the other two. Luckily he perked up when he felt a weak life source.
Turning to the others he quickly spoke. "There's someone alive in here! Quickly it's upstairs to the right!" Nodding in determination they all raced up the stairs! Well they'd like to say that but there were still an amazing amount of traps left. Eventually things came to a peak as an entire cannon ball was fired at them. Getting annoyed Ophis sent out a pulse of magic disabling all the traps. Rodrick and Vali could only stare at her with emotionless expressions.
Eventually Vali voiced their question. "Why didn't you do that from the start?" Ophis just blinked before shrugging. Giving a sigh Rodrick began to believe that Ophis, functioned on Deus ex machina. Shaking his head he turned to the last door at the end of the hall they were in. It was where he felt the faint life source. Determined he approached the door before he started hearing crying. Now assured it wasn't an enemy he opened the door slowly before looking around the room.
Inside the room was a mess. What was once probably a nice and tidy room, was now filled with broken pieces of wood, and torn up fabrics. Trying to listen for the crying he was confused when he stopped hearing them. Furrowing his brow he stepped forward slowly. Looking around he frowned sadly when he saw a torn up painting. The figures on it now unrecognizable. Taking another step forward his eyes widened as he heard the door close. Turning around he was assaulted by a blonde haired girl.
She had a slim body, her shoulder-length blonde hair was messy and matted with blood. And her blue eyes were dull and red, as if she's been swimming in a pool with her eyes open. She also appeared to be around Shirone's age. Her attire consisted of a blood stained sorceress-like dress, with a huge blue hat with a black bow with yellow stars. She was also wearing a torn up matching cape with pink flowers and a white interior. Even though it had been two years, and even if she looked like a mess. Rodrick recognized the girl attacking him blindly with a knife.
Grabbing her hands as she tried to kill him he spoke quickly. "Lefay wait it's me Rodrick!" Stopping her assault, she looked up at him with squinted eyes as he smiled sadly.
Eyes widening she dropped the knife before speaking. "Ro… Rodrick is that… really you?" He nodded his head slowly while letting her go. With tears welling up in her eyes she jumped him while sobbing heavily. Wrapping his arms around her, he looked over to the door as Ophis and Vali opened it with panicked expressions.
Both noticed the girl in Rodrick's arms and walked over to them slowly. Hearing footsteps Lefay turned around to see her old friends.
"Vali? Ophis? Is that really you?" Both now kneeled near them and nodded their heads. Lefay smiled with tears still streaming down her face. "Thank goodness you three came. There was a man here who brought a horde of zombies with him! Arthur told me to hide, feeling something was off and confronted them downstairs. They talked for a bit, and it sounded like Arthur angered the man so they attacked. Everyone fought bravely but then…" She started crying into Rodrick's coat again as she continued speaking. "But then the man used a black katana to destroy Caliburn, and kill my brother!"
All of them including Ophis were shocked by the news. Caliburn since the destruction of Excalibur was the most powerful sword. Only rivaled by the Durandel, Kusunagi, Arcane throne, and Clarent. But even those paled in comparison to the holy sword. In fact the only one that could go toe to toe with the sword was the Arcane throne. At least until Masamune came into the world and curbstompped all of them. Still they were more shocked at Arthur's death. He was a good friend, and a brave hero one that would be missed greatly.
Gritting his teeth Rodrick was about to question Lefay further, when she collapsed backwards. Fearing for her life he quickly held her body while calling out her name.
"Lefay! Come on don't give out on us just yet!" Putting her hand on Rodrick's shoulder Vali spoke calmly.
"Don't worry she's fine. It seems as though Lefay has been living here with no food and little water. I can also see that she hasn't slept since the attack. We should probably get her back home until she recovers. We can question her more then." Turning to face her Rodrick took a deep breath before nodding his head tersely. He then picked up Lefay in a bridal carry before standing up.
"Alright then… I guess we should get moving."
That was a seventy inch plasma screen line break… (Sucks in breath) So… how may I help you?
The Red Emperor
For some reason I couldn't help but feel as if something terrible had happened. Call it a sixth sense or something. Developing a worried face I couldn't help but think of Rodrick and his group. Ryu must have noticed my worried expression as he walked up to me.
"Hey are you okay man?" Turning to him I gave a small nod. Currently he was in his usual battle attire. I for once was also in my battle clothes… and yes I do indeed have a combat outfit. It consisted of a red shirt with a high collar with long sleeves. I also wore a brown duster that reached passed my knees. On the back of it was a picture of a red western dragon curled around an emerald.
I also wore dark blue jeans stuffed into black combat boots. On my hands were black fingerless gloves. Around my waist I wore a brown belt with throwing knives attached to it. Then finally attached to the left side of my coat was a red handled Jian in a black sheathe. Although both me and Ryu had on bags that had the dimensions of twenty by twenty feet. They were both incredibly large, and heavy. Currently we were walking up the side of a mountain to a cottage owned by the Gremory's. Why a mountain you may ask? My answer to that was absolutely no idea!~
{Hmm… you're right for once partner. It is a bit strange.} Ignoring the for once commit I went back to hiking. Luckily I was used to more strenuous activities so this was a cake walk. At least that was what I said until I saw Red pass us.
The apocalyptic dragon was carrying a bag twice as big as ours. Not only that but Mittelt and Fay were riding on it!
At their passing a voice yelled at me from on top of my own. "They're going to beat us Issei! Hurry it along!" Sighing I picked up the pace as Chirno yelled for me to get moving. Why she decided to come along I'll never know. I mean Rosalia decided to stay home so I thought she would to. It wasn't like I was complaining about her company. Honestly I found her quite enjoyable to be around. Despite her being a complete loli, I quickly started to like her as more than a friend. Still it was her abundant energy that got to me!
Hearing laughter I shook my fist at Ryu for making fun of my misfortune. Moving even faster now much to Chirno's enjoyment, I made it to the top. Looking forward I saw a nice looking cottage that could easily fit all of us. Whistling as I set down the pack I looked around the area.
"Catch me!" However I was interrupted by Chirno's voice. Quickly turning around I caught her as she jumped off the pack. At the closeness of our faces we blushed before I set her down. It was then that I remembered Rodrick's advice when it came to girls. He had told me to put a reign on my perverted tendencies, and treat them with respect. Or that was the overall message… I kind of forgot his exact words. So with a smile I held out my hand to Chirno. Seeing my offered hand she accepted it as we walked over to where the others were.
Seeing us all gathered Rias spoke loudly so we all could hear. "Alright! Now that we're here we'll quickly put our things away before getting dressed into more appropriate clothing. Then we'll have Red here test us out and see where we are at. After that we'll have dinner and get to bed early. Tomorrow is the beginning of our real training!" There was a collective cheer from everyone before we all started to move. However I was stopped by Jing before I could start.
"Hey Issei can you wait up for a sec?" Turning to him and then to Chirno I nodded for her to go on ahead.
Then turning back I answered him. "Sure, is there anything that you need? Because if it's about Rodrick or any of the others… well you'll have to ask them. I've been through enough interrogations at the moment."
Blinking in surprise he quickly answered me while shaking his head. "No that's not it! I was going to ask if I could fight you! I want to see how strong the current holder of the boosted gear is." I couldn't help but narrow my eyes at him. It was rare that anyone besides Vali asked me to a duel. Even then she couldn't beat me, not for lack of trying mind you.
Still being cautious I accepted his challenge. "Alright but I hope you know what you're doing."
He smirked before giving a retort. "Oh trust me… I know perfectly well." He then turned around and left leaving me to ponder on what just happened.
{I'd suggest you'd be careful partner… you never know what he might have up his sleeve.} Frowning at his words I nodded my head in agreement before catching up with Chirno. It didn't take long for us to finish setting up the room we'd be sharing, for the duration of the trip. Deciding to take a small break we laid down on the bed. Now contrary to what the others thought we didn't exactly sleep near each other. No we were on opposite sides of the bed. However this time Chirno surprised me by laying her head down on my chest. Unsure of what to do I didn't say anything.
Instead I wrapped an arm around her. Apparently this was the right thing to do as she snuggled in closer. Her skin felt cool to the touch but I liked the feeling. I also liked how she smelled like vanilla, but that was mostly due to her vanilla scented shampoo. I knew what she used because she made me buy it for her. Still our current position felt… nice. At this time I also finally understood why that Lolicon Rodrick, let all of his girls cuddle up to him.
I guess I can't call him much of a Lolicon now though… after all it seems as if Chirno is going to be my first. Repressing a chuckle as Ddraig laughed, I started rubbing Chirno's head softly.
That was a seventy inch plasma screen line break… (Sucks in breath) So… how may I help you?
The White Cat
Though worried that Rodrick and the others hadn't come back yet, I decided to focus on training. Currently I was wearing an opposite colored outfit that Ophis decided to wear. Only I put on white hot pants underneath. After what Issei, and Red did in the forest I wasn't exactly trusting of them. I mean they just stood there watching as our clothes melted off! Personally I couldn't wait to see Issei's face, after he learns I'm wearing shorts and my underwear weren't visible.
It would also give me an excuse to pummel him. Let it be known to the world… I hated perverts! Although if it's Rodrick doing things to me… well that's a different story. Blushing I shook my head as we all met outside. I looked around at everyone else as I waited to get things started. Rias, Akeno, and Asia were all wearing track suits. Rias' was red, Akeno's was black, Asia's was a dark yellow. Everyone else was wearing what they usually wore. Well except Issei, Ryu, myself, and surprisingly Ling. Me and the two from Rodrick's peerage were wearing our battle clothes. Well at least my outfit was now my fighting outfit.
But one look at Jing gave me a funny thought. He resembles Puss in boots a bit. He was wearing black boots with crimson pants that has sewing patches on the knees. While he wore a black belt buckle around his waist that could hold his weapons. His upper body was covered by a crimson cloak with a black inside. This was over his crimson long sleeved shirt that had a white star symbol in the center. His head was also covered by a mask. It was an upper face mask that resembled a white and green snake head with Crimson fangs. The finishing touch was a crimson musketeer hat with a black feather.
Adverting my gaze from him, I looked around a bit more. I had noticed that Mittelt and Fay weren't here. But I guessed that they may have been doing something else. After all Fay was only five. Looking back to Red who had Sakuya standing next to him. I awaited their instructions, because despite Red's recent behavior… I was a little bit excited to be trained by one of the most powerful beings in the world.
Looking around and seeing everyone gathered he spoke. "Alright then… since Rodrick still hasn't shown up, I guess your training falls to me for the time being. But like Rias had said I'll be testing your abilities and then…" He was cut off as Jing spoke.
"Sorry for interrupting Red. But me and Issei had agreed to do a small spar. You could watch and referee if you'd like."
Narrowing his coal black eyes Red answered him. "If that's what you really want then… but I call the shots got it?" Jing nodded his head before Red directed all of us towards the house. Sitting on the porch we watched as Red had Jing and Issei stand thirty paces from each other. Looking at both of them I saw that Jing looked rather vicious when staring at Issei. While poor Issei was giving a small grimace. Turning to Sakuya I quickly questioned her about Issei's strength.
"Hey Rodrick said that Hyoudou Sempai was worth ten pawns right? But Vali was also worth ten. So how strong is he exactly?" Everyone turned to Sakuya as she explained.
"Issei despite only being able to stay in balance breaker for at most… eleven days. Is actually much stronger than Vali. After all it takes more energy to boost, than it does to divide." We were all fairly surprised by her answer.
Although Rias asked a question that I was wondering about as well. "Wait a minute… I remember that Issei Kun said that Vali San, found him as a disappointment as a rival. But now you're saying that he's actually stronger than her?" Sakuya actually grimaced before answering.
"The answer to that is simple… he is disappointing to her because of his perverted tendencies." There was a collective "Oh" from all of us as we understood what she meant.
However Chirno said something surprising. "Issei Kun's perverted? Huh… he hasn't tried to do anything like that when I'm around. No in fact he acts like quite the gentleman. Well… besides those magazines but he has but he is a guy after all." Immediately all of us turned to look at Issei appraisingly. Well everyone but Asia, who just looked confused about what we were talking about. Clearing his throat Red brought everyone's attention back to him.
He then turned to each combatant before speaking. "Now remember, no killing blows, balance breakers, or equivalents. This is a spar to see how strong the both of you are at your base. Now are both fighters ready?" Issei and Jing nodded in confirmation before Red spoke again. "Alright then, the combatants are set… now fight!" As he jumped back Jing and Issei took that as the sign to take up positions. None were using weapons yet, so we assumed this first part would be hand to hand. Both stood there looking at the other, trying to find openings.
Although I couldn't help but wonder what Red meant by the equivalent to a balance breaker. Then again we didn't know too much about Jing. Although Rodrick did tell me to be a little wary of him. So with Red being stronger than my love, it wouldn't surprise me if he sensed something Rodrick didn't.
Eventually Jing spoke. "You know… I have to wonder just how strong you are without the boosted gear. Because based on what I've seen you're just a pervert who constantly gets beaten up by the kendo club." If I hadn't just heard what Sakuya had said before the match, I would've agreed. Although I couldn't help but sigh, at the fact that Jing already knew about one of Issei's hobbies. Though Issei being used to such comments gave a smirk before speaking.
"Well you never know… I might just surprise you. After all I can do this!" As soon as he said that he disappeared in a blur, before appearing just as he punched Jing in the face. Despite his mask Jing staggered back a bit from the blow as Issei chuckled lowly. "You know… didn't anyone ever teach you, not to judge fighting ability until you actually fought the person? Certain details can be quite deceiving." The rest of us stared wide eyed at the now super capable Issei. Not even Kiba could move that fast. Regaining his composure, Jing spit out some blood before adjusting both his hat and mask.
He then turned to Issei with a smile. "Well it looks as if I misjudged you. It seems like your king didn't put blind faith in you after all. Still it'll take much more than that to defeat me." Issei didn't answer only stepped back into his fighting stance. I observed this carefully to see if I could incorporate it into my style. His right leg was stretched out a bit, while his left was bent and at an angle. His hands were held out like he was going to double palm someone. What that meant was that his hands were straight up, with his right out front and left held back.
It was an interesting stance and I'd never seen it before. But I could see that it made for a formidable defense. Apparently Jing also noticed this as he narrowed his eyes. He then took a deep breath before making fists at his sides. But when he let out his Nekoshou features was when I felt it… something I hadn't felt since my sister Kuroka.
"Senjutsu…" I knew that I shouldn't have been surprised. He was a yokai as such he had every right to know senjutsu. But I couldn't help but compare his to Rodrick's. Although it took longer he found a way to purify the hate out of the nature chakra. I always felt warm and fuzzy whenever he used his. But because of that I had forgotten what normal senjutsu was like. Though he looked to be in control I felt the hatred of the world flow through him. Jing was playing a dangerous game to match Issei's strength and speed.
Looking back at Red I was hopeful that he'd stop the match now. But he only looked at Jing curiously. I couldn't help but let out a sigh at this.
Why couldn't Jing be part Nekomusume instead? Looking back at the fight I saw Jing ready to attack. Luckily Issei was familiar with senjutsu because of Rodrick. So he wasn't completely caught off guard when Jing, appeared in front of him with a high knee strike. Seeing the attack he blocked it with the palm of his right hand. Acting quickly Issei drew back his left hand and tried to palm strike Jing's chin. Seeing the attack coming Jing jumped back away from the attack. After a few seconds of observing each other, they charged in a flurry of kicks and punches.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing! In fact I can hardly see at all! They're moving way to fast! As it turned out everyone but Sakuya, and Ryu appeared to agree with my thoughts. As I could see by their wide eyes. As for the other two they were easily keeping track of the fight. Along with Red for obvious reasons.
Eventually they reappeared again as Issei was blocking a jab from Jing with his left hand. Grabbing hold of him Issei pulled Jing into him, then grabbing his clothes he tossed him over his shoulder into the ground. Rolling to his feet to avoid an axe kick Jing got up and managed to punch Issei. Staggering back Jing took advantage of this to knee him in the gut. Coughing out some spit Issei head butted Jing despite his mask. This forced Jing to back up. Both now breathing heavily they waited for the other to make a move. To be honest I thought that the current fight was actually pretty good.
Although I wasn't surprised to see some of my mates style mixed into Issei's. During the pause Rias spoke with excitement.
"Poor, poor Riser has no idea what he's getting into! I can't wait to see the look on his face during the rating game!" She then paused before continuing sadly. "Although I will admit to being a bit sad that I didn't grab Issei first. But I doubt he'd would've gotten to this level of skill so quickly with me." I glanced at her while inwardly agreeing. Now don't get me wrong… I love her dearly and all that. But when it came to training and getting stronger. My current king was a little lacking in that apartment.
Now that I think of it… if we spent more time training than contracts, we could've beaten Riser on our own. Shaking my head I turned back to the fight as Issei began speaking.
"Alright… do you think that's enough for the fist fight? Because I'm kind of itching to use a new weapon I got recently. My king made it especially for me." Standing up straight and dusting off his clothes Jing smiled before answering.
"Are you sure about this? My weapons are a bit… strong for regular sparring." Issei actually laughed before giving a retort.
"Trust me O'Dyna San… my sword will be a perfect match for anything you have." I couldn't help but narrow my eyes at Issei's words. Because based on what I saw the jian he was carrying was just an ordinary sword. But if my mate did make it… well then it was probably more than it appeared.
At his words Jing shrugged before speaking again. "Alright then if that's what you want. Now let's see what to use…" He thought for a minute before snapping his fingers. "Aha! I think I know the perfect weapon for this situation." He then held out his hand before gaining a look of concentration. After a moment what looked look a heat wave appeared in front of him. Putting his hand into it he pulled it out, only he was now holding onto something. It was a spear with a bright red shaft about five feet long. It also had a silver colored spear head the glistened in the sun.
Smirking he rested it on his right shoulder before speaking. "Well I hope you like this. Normally I'd use Moralltach and Beagalltach in melee combat. But those aren't really good weapons for sparring. So instead I decided to use the Crimson spear. It was made in the ancient island nation of Wa that disappeared centuries ago." At his words Red started whistling innocently. At that point I had a feeling that he had something to do with it.
Giving a quick glance at the whistling dragon Jing continued. "The bright red shaft of this spear was the symbol of the mightiest of their warriors. Those who were skilled enough to turn the head of this spear, crimson with the blood of their enemies." I couldn't help but be impressed with the legacy of such a weapon. Even if Red did seem like the culprit for the nations disappearance. Issei also looked and sounded impressed.
"Wow… I've got to admit that is rather amazing. I could only guess at the trouble you went through to acquire it. Still…" Issei's smile turned into a smirk, before he drew out his sword from the confines of his coat. The sword was three feet long, including along with the handle that was seven inches long. The blade was thin only two inches at the base, while the tip was narrowed. Still the blade sparkled a silvery blue color as Issei swung it around a bit. The guard of the sword was colored gold and looked like the head of a dragon. With the blade coming out of the dragons wide opened mouth.
Attached to the pommel of the sword, was a short red tassel with a black glass ball at the end. Though significantly shorter than Jing's crimson spear, it was just as beautiful and felt just as deadly.
Looking back towards Jing Issei explained his own sword. "You know… my king has been always one to experiment. That was something he got from his original master. So when he got a few mithril bars from Oden he just had to try something new. He wanted to use moon iron forging techniques with mithril. The result is this fine looking blade, we called the new metal mythic steel." All of us couldn't help but be impressed with Rodrick's ingenuity, even if most of us excluding me and those apart of his group. Didn't know what Moon iron was in the first place.
Still Issei wasn't quite done. "However that's not the best part… you see we both knew that we wanted to add something even more special. Luckily we had came up with a brilliant idea. You see an object has… let's say a set enchantment level, which they can handle. Go past that level and it's destroyed by the magic's imbued into it. As it turned out Mythic steel had a phenomenal enchantment level. So we decided to experiment even more. Thus we created this sword! We called it Grimoire the Slayer's sword. You see it has slayer properties with literally every single supernatural creature! Albeit weaker than normal, it is still quite effective."
I couldn't help but let my jaw go slack at what I just heard. This expression was also present on everyone, but Jing who was looking at the sword appraisingly. By the look of things Rodrick wanted to keep the sword as a surprise. And truly… we were surprised. After all it sounded like this Grimoire sword, was going to eventually be passed down through legends. Still there was one thing that confused me… that was the name of the blade.
Just why did Rodrick name the sword Grimoire? Does it have any other special qualities? Deciding to watch and find out I looked towards the spar with absolute focus. Both combatants were wielding magnificent weaponry. Really now it would be up to the best fighter to see who would win. Both taking a step forward they charged at each other. Jing attacked first by thrusting at Issei's middle. That attack was deflected off the side of Issei's sword. Counterattacking he slashed at Jing's side, but his opponent was able to block the weapon with the middle of his spear.
Pushing back Jing swiped at Issei who easily blocked. Pushing against each other I could tell that they were both having a good time. However that all stopped as Rodrick showed up. At first I was happy to see him but then I noticed his frowning face. Something terrible had happened.
Before anyone could say anything to him he spoke. "Hey sorry to interrupt but I need Asia and Ryu. There's somethings that I need them for." Ryu than stood up along with Asia while questioning him.
"Hey what's wrong? Did something happen, you seem a little out of it." My worry for him became greater as he looked to the ground sadly, unable to meet Ryu's gaze.
Taking a breath he finally spoke. "Ryu… you see we actually went to the Pendragon's estate to see if Lefay could help with magic training. Unfortunately we found out that it was attacked, and based on what Lefay said… well… Arthur was killed in combat." I never seen the knight move so fast as he was instantly in front of Rodrick.
"Arthur is dead?! That's impossible!"
Rodrick shook his head before speaking again. "Sorry but that's what his sister said. We don't know all the details because she's in pretty bad condition. I figured that Asia could help a bit, then you could help talk to her since you and Arthur were rivals." He then leaned over and whispered something into Ryu's ear. I didn't hear what he said but based on Ryu's widened eyes it wasn't good. By that time Asia was now next to them.
Turning to the rest of us Rodrick said goodbye before teleporting away.
With them gone Issei sighed before sheathing his weapon. "Sorry but I don't feel like fighting anymore. Maybe we can continue this later." Jing nodded his head in understanding before sending his spear away. With that done everyone kind of dispersed thinking about what had just happened. I myself stopped Sakuya to ask who the these Pendragon's were.
Giving out a small hum she answered me. "Well this is actually before I joined up with Rodrick and the others. But I do know what Ryu has told me."
I nodded my head in understanding. "Just tell me what you can, Rodrick seemed extremely distraught over what happened them."
"Hmm… Alright then. Now it was still during his time with the Grigori. He had just been adopted by his new mother and was good friends with Vali. It was through her that all of them met the Pendragon's. You see they are the descendants of Arthur Pendragon, and Morgan Lefay." She laughed at the disbelieving look on my face before continuing. "Haha. Yes… that's what I thought as well when I was told. Still it didn't take them long to become friends. Ryu and Arthur though became rivals because of their family swords. Ryu's Arcane throne, and Arthur's Caliburn."
I couldn't help but interrupt at that point. "Wait you mean the Caliburn?! I thought that the church would have control over that weapon!"
She smiled before answering. "Well I'm sure they'd love to have it within their grubby little hands. But only a descendant of King Arthur can use it. So their loss that Arthur never joined. Still the two were great motivations for each other. Lefay however possessed the magical talents of the family. I heard that she helped Rodrick Sama quite a bit with his magic training. I think Vali once said she developed a crush on our Void emperor." She winked at me before continuing. "Now I can only assume what might happen though. It would seem that our enemies are moving quickly, and that we don't have much time."
I couldn't help but nod solemnly at her words. Thanking her I left to ponder on what I learned. So many things were happening to quickly, I didn't know if I could keep up! Also based on how strong Ryu was I could guess that Arthur was about even to him. Yet… he was cut down by either Xilo himself, or one of his agents. Personally my only hope was to get strong enough to actually help.
Because if not… "Then I'll only be a burden to Rodrick… I just hope that nothing else happens to soon."
That was a seventy inch plasma screen line break… (Sucks in breath) So… how may I help you?
The Necromancer (Conversation in Abyssal)
I couldn't help it as my left eye twitched. I just couldn't believe what was happening right now. One of the most stupidest people in the world was smiling at me. His black and blue eyes closed as his long black hair covered them slightly. His ponytail bouncing a bit along with his excitement. Pale skin glistening with some sweat, as his black cloak swayed along with his motions.
His voice easily grating on my ears. "Big brother Xilo!~ It's soo good to see you! You know how long it took me to ditch Faylen (Fay-len Abyssal fallen) and find you?! You know it was very mean of you to leave me all alone!" Yep this was the fourth Darkwraith to be born. Although it was more of an experiment gone wrong if you ask me. Dear old dad tried to make an immortal Darkwraith… instead we got this.
Shaking my head I finally spoke to him. "Mal-lan-trati-protero what in the world are you doing here?" my brother snorted before answering.
"First off… my name… calling me Dark-gone-gale-predator is way too long. Just call me by my nickname Dust!~ Secondly do I need an excuse to see my big brother?!" He then tackled me in a hug; behind me I could hear Yuloto laughing his head off.
Not even changing my blank look I pushed him away. "Don't touch me…"
"Ahh…" Shaking my head at his pout, I quickly started thinking.
Maybe this isn't such a bad thing after all… I'll need to get him a retainer while we find Faylen though. Shaking my head I looked back at him while he was smiling at me. Eye twitching again I grabbed his head with my left hand, before twisting it backwards. There was a snapping sound and his head was now turned backwards.
Yuloto sighed before speaking. "You can't help but do that every time you see him can you?" I turned to him while shrugging as Dust began talking.
"Why?! You do this to me every single time brother! All it does is hurt me… and my FEELINGS! Do you really get such satisfaction from breaking my neck, spine, leg, skull, and kidney?" He was now gripping his head with both hands slowly turning it so it was straight again.
As for me I just ignored him while talking to Yuloto. "Can you go and get Kokabiel for me? He has a plan with some merit, although he didn't have enough fire power until now. Call him here so we can tell him that there's been a new development. Also while you're at it, get someone to find Faylen… I don't know how much more of Dust I can take without him." Yuloto shrugged before running off to do what I said.
As for me I just sighed when Dust tried to tackle me. "You're dead this time!" He promptly tripped onto his face. Laying there for a bit he spoke to the floor. "Hey floor!~ Give me your many secrets!" I couldn't help but slap my forehead at his words. Truly he was the worst Darkwraith out of the entire bunch. And yet… well let's just say that both our side, and our enemies are in for an interesting surprise.
Omake number two: Pancake war
The Necromancer (Right after the incident with the pancakes…)
I really don't know how it happened… I was just sitting on my throne when all of the sudden… The food humans called Pancakes flew out of a portal and whacked me in the face! Even if the coloration of the breakfast items were strange… I could see no reason for that happening! Growling in anger I picked up one of the offending food items… But when I flipped it over to its white side…
Well I couldn't help but just stare at it for a while. Because on it was written a message from someone loathed throughout… the multiverse…
"Hello there my good mate~! I hope you are having a good time being evil and dark and all that!~ Because I have something to say to you!~ But you probably already knew that seeing how I've gone to the trouble of writing this letter to you. I even stole someone's pancakes to do it! I hope you appreciate all the trouble I go through for you my most beloved hated enemy friend thing! My message to you is this… uh any second now… here it comes… we just need to be a bit patient… where the hell is it! Oh for the love of the thirteen universes! I asked for a message to be delivered and this is what I get! I mean why is this stupid pen writing down these thoughts?! Is it the authors messing with us?! Or maybe I've finally broke the universe! Oh if I have to wait one more… Xilo you're death is coming and I swear it won't be pleasant have a nice day!~… With a freaking tuna fish! Wait… did the message just… oh never mind. Any way I hoped you enjoyed the message!~ From you're horrible chaotic friend Modaga… P.S. all these pancakes will now explode. So… have fun with that…"
After I was done reading the insane message I started hearing beeping from all the pancakes… Deciding to listen to the warning I ran, unfortunately I wasn't fast enough as all of them exploded. I was found an hour later by Yuloto, who could only stare at me since I was stuck to the ceiling of the room with syrup.
"When I get my hands on that despicable god I'm going to break his neck!" I then started to curse in Abyssal as Yuloto slowly removed me from the ceiling. All the while saying comforting words to me. Truly it wasn't my day, and I really could only hope that someone… somewhere… was having a worse one.
"Hey my names Stanley, and I'm from Passwall it's nice to meet ya!~" Looking over to the voice we stared at a grapefruit… that was talking… It was then that I got an idea… Walking over to Stanley I picked him up… and then peeled him before eating him.
"AHHHH!" His screams of pain warmed my cold heart… Until I felt something going on with my stomach at which point I materialized a bucket before ridding the contents of my stomach in it… The only thing Yuloto could do was pat my back.
"You know… maybe you shouldn't eat talking fruit. Especially if they're from Passwall, because I'm fairly certain that's from Sheogorath's territory." I would've commented but I couldn't help but keep barfing as the humans call it… Truly it just wasn't my day… and I knew someone… somewhere… on this pathetic planet was a person responsible for this…
I swear I will get my revenge!
"Blargh!" After I was done losing my breakfast of course…
Omake end
Dust character sheet 1.0
Height: 5' "11"
Age: Unkown
Nationality: Darkwraith/Abyssian
Hair: Black
Eyes: Black sclera with glowing blue pupils
Special: Abyssal magic, idiocy, ?, ?
Weapons: Unkown
Skills: Unknown
Likes: Manus, His brother Xilo, Sandwiches, Chicken, Steve, Gary
Dislikes: Doesn't have any…
Dreams: He has a dream?
Idols: Xilo
Hobbies: Cooking, Cleaning, Dancing, Singing, Playing guitar, Talking to the floor
History: An accidental abomination even by Darkwraith standards, he needs his retainer Faylen to keep him on a leash. Faylen also just happens to by his Abysswalker…
Status: Alive
Judan: Wow this was a long one, yet quite a bit has happened.
Dust: Yeah I exist!
Slayer: Judan… why does this person remind me a few… other people?
Judan: Ahem… I don't know what you mean.
Shadow: Ah just great… another older brother of mine come to ruin everything.
Dust: Oh hey little brother! How you've been lately?!
Shadow: Would've been better without you.
Lefay: Is that all you can say to your older brother? How dare you! Mine died protecting me, so show yours some respect before his end!
Rodrick: It's okay now Lefay, everything's going to be alright.
Judan: Well… maybe… with Dust things just got a whole lot more interesting.
Jing: I'll say! Arthur wasn't even a match for his assailant! Who knows what an actual Darkwraith could do!
Lefay: (Sniffles) Whahaha!
Rodrick: (Hugs Lefay) Don't worry I'm right here.
Slayer: Wow… he really doesn't like crying girls does he?
Judan: Well as stated before it's always been a weakness of his. Something that his girls take advantage of sometimes.
Shadow: Meh… Personally I think he should just get his act together. But he is still just a kid, so I'll give him a break.
Dust: Yeah you're right Kid brother!
Shadow: Must… stop… oneself… from… murdering… older… brother…
Lefay: Stop talking about dead brothers! WHA!
Slayer: This has gotten a bit out of hand…
Modaga: I'll say… but then again it is quite youthful.
Everyone: (stare…)
Jing: When did you get here?
Modaga: Oh just now actually, you see I just beat up a god so I decided to join all of you. He was quite un-youthful…
Jing: Uh…..
Slayer: Please… Let's just end this. Dust if you will?
Dust: Of course! Now this has been a Dark Guard production signing off!
Everyone: Goodbye!
