A.N. Welcome to chapter 11 thanks for coming without further ado lets dive in.
Harry Potter and the D.U.M.M
Chapter 11: BRAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Remus Lupin was having a strange day, he was in Hogwarts with other families for the finalists of the competition well there was 5 other people in the room. He reflected on recent events and how he came to this point, truth be told he was beyond happy to receive the invite but a small part of him thought he didn't deserve it.
He had read about Harry's struggles in the tasks of the D.U.M.M and wished he could have been there every step of the way to help but for reasons (just reasons) he couldn't but he would be there now he decided that moment he received that letter from Harry in Dumbledore's handwriting asking him to come. He was now stood there with the other families. Madam Bones for Susan, Xeno for Luna, himself and the Dursleys for Harry.
Lupin looked over the side chamber he stood in as the other contestants greeted their family Susan and Madam Bones with a curt hug, Luna, Xeno and (unless his eyes were deceiving him) a heffalump with a fist bump and Harry and the Dursleys with a screaming match. Mainly asking why they were all kidnapped by Mr. Weasley (he had kidnapped them way before the day of the finals). Lupin managed to separate Harry from the crying and pleading muggles and have a chat with him. It was a pleasant chat well considering the shit I am normally throwing at him I thought one normal conversation would be nice.
So the groups all ate in the great hall when the doors burst open revealing a very drunk Sirius Black holding a bottle of firewhiskey in one hand. All of the aurors in the wings ate a breath mint and got ready to move forward. "I can't take it anymore" He yelled to the crowd "Today it all comes out, I want that person who I was thinking about for 12 years in prison to know how I feel" he said in a fantastic bit of acting courtesy of Gary Oldman.
Harry stepped forward with a sigh "Harry" he said fondly placing both hand on Harry's shoulders "Move aside I need to chat to Remus". Sirius stumbled forward "Its always been you. doesn't matter how many aurors I fuck it's always been you on my mind" Sirius said staring directly at Lupin eyes full of want. Remus shook his head "We talked about this". "NO" Sirius yelled "You made excuses I've told you so many times I don't care just let me in" Remus was tearing up as he approached Sirus "you know we-" He got cut off "We can" Sirius said in a voice with seriousness (heh) which considering his blood alcohol content should not really be possible "just give this a chance me you and Harry" he pleaded. With tears flowing down his face Remus nodded and they kissed.
An auror walked forward taking off his shirt but got called to a stop by Madam Bones raising her hand "No" she declared "This is their time".
And Lupin and Sirius had sex right there in the middle of the hall. Everyone watched.
When it came time for the loser mêlée Harry sat next to Sirius and Lupin who were holding hands while Susan and Luna sat on his other side with their respective parents in the stands. He leaned over to Susan "You sure this is okay?" He asked for like the fiftieth time. Susan chuckled "Of course Harry my aunt is not an idiot she knows Sirius is innocent" she said with a brilliant smile "She knows it's Peter Pettigrew who is over there pretending he is a pirate". Harry sighed in relief "She got the tip-off from Mrs Voldsfire". Too good to be true for Harry I guess.
The crowd watched as the competitors gathered (Draco got wheeled in as he was still wrapped fully in bandages). Daphne heard her name and looked over seeing the form of her master on a hill with the sun shining behind her as her hair flowed in the breeze. Fleur was wearing the trophies of her travels (the horn of the beast, the jewel of time and a shard of the tyrants space armor among others. She also punched a dinosaur just because the opportunity arose).
Dumbledore called the crowd's attention "the rules are simple anything within this region" as he spoke a group of lights highlighted the area he indicated, which covered most of the Hogwarts grounds. "Is fair game, going outside the area or being unconscious for more than 30 seconds is an elimination. Would the competitors please step forward". The competitors all stepped into the arena. Krum in particular was glaring at Carl the big mean bunny who had replaced Dennis on account of eating him.
As the tension mounted the competitors glanced around them to gain a lay of the land. Not Krum though his eyes were only on one opponent. Before the round was even called to a start Krum gripped his robes and ripped them clean off revealing the most perfectly chiseled upper body you ever saw with the name 'Dennis' tattooed over his massive perfect pecs. "Oh my" Harry said before his eyes were swiftly covered by Luna and Susan. It's hard enough to keep him focused without him getting a boner over every nice chest.
"BRAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL" Dumbledore yelled firing a single shot into the air from his wand.
As the signal for the start of the losers mêlée went off there was a blur of movement, the first strike was by one Viktor Krum who threw one of his mighty muscled fists directly into the stomach of Carl the big mean Bunny. While flying back the monster vomited towards the sky. From his maw flew a single shape. Krum stared in wonder as Dennis who had been eaten flew through the air. Unbeknownst to the magical community Carl's stomach actually has a portal to an alternate world. No one knows because no one wanted to get close enough to find out.
That world was one of sword and magic and Dennis journeyed for months with Rover the old dog Cleric, Perry one winged parakeet blademaster and Gina the guinea pig mage and by the end he was their friend and their king. So the form of Dennis in ragged armor a red cape flowing from his shoulders with a long sword flying through the air would have confused others but Krum could only focus on the fact his little buddy was alive. Dennis missed the big lug as well, he remembers Krum taking him fishing, he thinks, his memories aren't exactly clear of that time. Head injuries and all.
Unfortunately the reunion would have to wait as at that moment Fred and George had finished their twincast spell and above the grounds a meteor was falling which covered the field in shadow. Dennis being hardened by battle immediately called out for Krum to launch him towards the meteor. Krum nodded in the affirmative as Dennis landed on his outstretched hand and Krum threw his partner with all of his considerable might towards the earthbound mass. As he sped through the air Dennis focused his magic into his sword, causing a white aura to envelope the blade, and swung with all his might cleaving the meteor in half as he still rose rapidly through the air.
"Jesus fuck!" Harry said watching apparently no one else found it too impressive.
Ron was enacting his plan which was hiding behind Draco's bandaged form as cover. He didn't expect a shard of rock from above to crash nearby sending Draco flying into the jungle right into the middle of a cage match. Draco ended up being declared last place and he would have to forever live with the shame of being ranked lower than Ron Weasley. As well as losing Gorilla Summerslam.
Ron went to his back up plan which was hiding behind Hermione. Hermione who was hidden behind a boulder as spell fire rained down wasn't too pleased when Ron appeared. "Ron I am also in the competition" She scolded as the boulder got smaller and smaller. Ron scoffed "So? let's face it Hermione it's not like you have any value other than a meat shield. I would call you a Nerd but that would be insulting to the Big Bang Theory" Hermione would have taken being called a meat shield but no one compares her to the Big Bang Theory (the author would like to point out if you like it that's fine but he feels like there is only one good episode).
Hermione's anger reached boiling point she could barely make a complete sentence "You vile self-serving -ugh" that's when she felt a crippling pain in her head. The crowd all stopped and watched as it looked like Hermione was writhing in agony but in her head she heard a voice telling her that it was about time she awoke the spirit of vengeance and to unleash it upon the one who deserves it. Hermione ripped the mask that appeared on her face off causing a small splatter of blood and a great explosion of power. A humanoid female shape appeared behind her as an aura of pure power flowed around Hermione. She turned her bloody face towards the object of her rage. Ron was sitting clearly bored and unaware of the ass kicking coming his way. She straightened up while breathing heavily, at that moment she wasn't just Hermione Granger she was also Queen of the c.a.r.l, she called the name of the being floating behind her "Athena!" she yelled as the being seemed to raise its hand sending a bolt of lightning at the red-head knocking him several metres away.
(The author would like to point out the episode he enjoys is that thanksgiving episode where Sheldon gets drunk with Bernadette's dad but only because of Bernadette's dad).
Ron scrambled away and hid behind a rock not sure what was going on as Hermione marched towards him "Expecto Persona" She yelled and the rock smashed into dust being hit by another bolt of lightning. Ron was pissing himself as he saw Hermione continue to approach with the human shape behind her and decided to pull out his trump card. Ron drew a tin from his robes. He squeezed it firing a rain of beans into the air which fell into his mouth and he swallowed in one go. All the while the school band played the Popeye theme music. Ron raised his hands together and held out 2 fingers on his left hand and gripped them with his right.
"Dear god" Percy Weasley said pulling away from his make out session "He's going to use 2 fingers!". Percy then returned to his make out session secretly hoping that he would get to do the same later.
A sinister grin crossed Ron's face "You asked for this" He threatened and pulled both fingers. No one expected what happened next. Ron shat his pants. Ron shat his pants really hard, really loudly like the sound of a giant sheet being ripped. There's no word in the english language to describe what is like when an entire country is watching a competition you are a part of and you shit your pants. Ron didn't have even a second to reflect as Hermione screamed to the heavens the name of her persona and an intense tornado of fire and lightning stuck him. Unfortunately for everyone he survived but he also farted causing the tornado to explode. So Ron flew through the air smelling of shit (more than usual) and smoke. As he came down he met with Tracy Davis' bat and was painfully launched into Daphne Greengrass's fist sending him towards Krum who hit him with an uppercut. As he was in the air a still falling Dennis Creevey poured magic into his blade. He thrust the blade towards the oncoming Weasley and yelled as a large beam of holy energy slammed into the redhead sending him towards the earth. Directly below him Fleur stood legs planted waiting and raised a single fist which burst into silver flames she drew her arm back while turning her upper body. The earth around her started to rip up and float off as the primal punching energy swirled around the french girl. As Ron almost landed she swung her fist landing a devastating blow to the Red head and with a crunching of bones from the impact Ron shot through the air and crashed into the castle. With a final fart as he was flying away the greatest villain in the wizarding world was out of a made up competition.
Hermione exhausted almost fell to the floor but she got caught by the shapes of Tracy and Daphne who set her on the ground "That was pretty badass bookworm" Tracy said with a grin slinging her bat over her shoulder. Daphne's nodded as she tied her hair back "Catch your breath and we will have a real fight later" and with that the pair strode off to fight the other competitors.
"I am so confused" Harry said motioning the carnage. Dumbledore chuckled next to him "Oh you ain't seen nothing yet my boy I have a feeling this is going to get more stupid.".
Gregory Goyle was busy deflecting debris with his fists he had no clue where he was under normal circumstances and now he was in a war zone. He walked out into the now battered grounds and saw someone approaching through the dust. It was his friend and rival Vincent Crabbe. The entire audience went silent and even the other competitors stopped their respective fights and turned to the 2 figures approaching each other. This was lucky for the Weasley Twins who were seconds away from another double head bonk and were able to scramble away.
Harry nudged Dumbledore a little harder than you normally would and asked "What's going on?" Dumbledore chuckled as he is wont to do and answered "We have a very special thing here Harry. This is a rare event known as a flex off when 2 true and muscled friends meet they will flex at each other until one concedes defeat. I should also mention it is one of the greatest sins to interrupt a flex off so be very silent be safe" he said motioning the fight in front of him.
Both Crabbe and Goyle stared at each other not saying a word and both in one swift motion pulled off their robes and shirts revealing their swole bodies. The giant tattoos that they both had seem extra pronounced as they stared each other down. (Goyle the Tiger and Crabbe the Dragon). Goyle started off with an arm flex and Crabbe countered with a back flex. This went on for a few minutes the sweat pouring off them as every flex met with an equal. Crabbe broke the balance and unleashed a double flex and Goyle fell to one knee to concede defeat. With that Goyle was out of the competition but he strode towards Crabbe and they shook hands in a very manly way. It was a reforging of a friendship bourne of muscles. There was more than a few tears in the audience.
The action immediately resumed for the rest of the competitors, their cover blown Fred and George launched spell after spell at the approaching Bulgarian juggernaut whose body was like steel. The spells bounced off Krum's torso as he charged, the twins unique in their teamwork shared a single nod and dropped to one knee as Krum reached them. In perfect sync they both grabbed one of Krum's legs and threw him into the air. In the same motion the twins spun and fired identical spells which met as they slammed into Krum's midsection. The Bulgarian crashed into the lake as the twins high-fived each other in celebration. But it was premature as a cannonball flew past them, stepping out of the water (which is still well within bounds) was Krum carrying a cannon firing at the 2 redheads, and gave pursuit as they ran. Filch watching from the stands slowly nodded in approval at Krum's tactics.
Meanwhile Tracy and Daphne were dealing with a force they were woefully unprepared for, it was like being hit by an extreme heat you can't look directly at it otherwise you will burn. "Damn it he's smiling" Came Tracy's annoyed voice as Cedric Diggory smiled as he slowly turned towards them. "He's too damn attractive we need a plan" Daphne said blocking out his shine with her hand like you block the sun on a particularly bright day.
It was then a silver flash shot into the fray and a cry of "Ora Ora Ora" was heard across the grounds. The audience watched in moist awe as Cedric was savagely punched at least a dozen times by Fleur before he was uppercut into the lake. (Fleur knew even unconscious he would be a distraction if he was in view she isn't made of stone). Fleur turned towards the other two girls who were already in a fighting stance "Any ideas?" Tracy asked holding her bat in front of her "Pray" Daphne replied adjusting her gloves as Fleur slowly approached.
"Ret rout of rere" Came a lisping voice as Fang landed in front of the girls launching a pie at Fleur who simply stepped out of its way. "Ris is resonal" He declared giving a quick glare at the two. Daphne nodded and pulled Tracy along with her when she protested. A single gust of wind blew between the two opponents "Re roth knew it rould rome to rhis" Fang declared as his eyes bored holes into the approaching french veela. Fleur stopped and replied "What?" She said tilting her head "Didn't catch that" She said motioning him. Fang sighed "Rever rind rets ret ro righting!" he declared and they both charged each other. As Daphne and Tracy headed off they heard a single howl and prayed for Fangs safety. But he was most definitely out of the contest.
Fred and George were now cornered on some scaffolding on the edge of the arena as Krum still approached firing cannonballs at the Weasleys. With another nod the pair charged at Krum and both tackled into him attempting to knock him off the top of the scaffolding they were fighting on. Krum moved back a couple of inches as the Weasleys pushed in vain. Tossing aside the cannon Krum roped his arms around the Weasleys so they couldn't escape but he didn't notice the form of Crabbe rushing up from behind. With a powerful shoulder charge Crabbe knocked the trio from the railings and into the earth. There was a loud crash and from the dust stood only Krum unfazed. The twins however were out as Krum used them to break his fall. The cannon lay next to Krum who picked it up and headed off back into the fray.
Dennis after he landed tried to aid Krum but was suddenly cut off by Cho who had brought her family's great sword with her swinging the blade wildly as Dennis dodged. Cho had fought Fang but after he vanished she ran at the nearest contestant while yelling "thish ish tha quickening!". With a yell Dennis leapt into the air and brought his blade down the two weapons collided causing a shower of sparks. Dennis leapt back with a confused look "That technique should have shattered your blade" he said in confusion. Cho grinned and flashed the flat of her sword to Dennis showing several glowing characters which covered the great length of the blade "Celtic runes laddie" she said with a smirk "Now get ta fightin!" with a scream the two charged and their blades collided repeatedly.
Meanwhile at the top of one of Hogwarts bell towers Ron was hanging by one arm from the broken floor, his other arm was painfully broken. He was attempting to pull himself up when 6 figures appeared above him "Hello Ronald" The first said as he crouched above Ron's confused and hanging form. "Who the hell are you?" Ron snarled at the stranger "Really? The posters the letters the calling cards ?" he said incredulously while Ron continued to glare. With a sigh the figure explained "Look I am Chamberlain, one of the leaders of c.a.r.l" Ron was still silent "The group who have made your life hell" he explained. Ron simply spat at him "Now now Ronald" Chamberlain said with a chuckle "Before we finish the job I want you to know who did this to you" He pulled away his mask and revealed the round face of Neville Longbottom. "Neville!" Ron yelled "Pull me up you fat piece of crap and if you see some asshole called Chamberlain punch him in the neck for me" Neville sighed and put back on his mask "Chamberlain!? What did you do with that fat sack of crap Neville? If you see him punch him in the neck for me" Ron yelled. The c.a.r.l leaders all glanced at each other and wondered why they made this guy their mortal enemy. Chamberlain broke the silence "Screw it let's just get this over with" Reaching into his robes Chamberlain pulled out a plate which had a single piece of fried chicken on it then he placed it within arms reach of Ron "Now Ron you must choose between your life and … where did he go?" Chamberlain looked confused as he had done a villain monologue and had turned his back. The other 5 had seen that the moment the chicken got placed in grabbing distance Ron hadn't even considered anything else and was falling to the earth while devouring the small piece of chicken. As he fell Ron screamed "I regret nothing".
Daphne crouched stuck behind cover while Tracy was out in the open striking away the cannonballs launched at her by the Bulgarian powerhouse Krum. The deflected cannonballs were of course hitting spectators. They knew what they were getting in for when attending an event at Hogwarts. Distracted by the slow approaching Bulgarian terminator they did not see the form of Fleur above them powering up a punch with her silver flames. With a swing a burst of punching energy shot forward. The 2 turned and saw their fate flying towards them like a beam of stupidity and closed their eyes. But it didn't come. Opening their eyes they saw the form of Hermione Granger stood in front of them the female avatar she could summon holding together a flimsy barrier as the force of Fleur's punch roared against it. "Call it returning a favour" Hermione said with smile as a small barrier covered the other two girls and the first broke sending Hermione out of the competition.
Tracy swore in anger and threw her leather jacket over the unconscious form of Hermione as a sign of begrudging respect. There was no time to grieve however as from one side approached Krum and the other Fleur. The two Slytherins stood back to back "Shit" Tracy cursed it was not a good situation. A Blur of muscle shot by and crashed into Krum, Tracy in shock said to her former Team 1 friend "Don't do this" Crabbe simply smiled at her then started pushing Krum away. Tracy scowled and then span round to face the approaching form of Fleur "We have to bring her down and quick Crabbe is trying to hold off Krum for us" She said spitting at the ground. Daphne nodded and struck a fighting pose.
"This is getting really intense" Harry commented "You know in a really stupid way". Sirius chuckled next to him, giving Lupins hand a quick squeeze "But Harry you can't demean their efforts." Remus chided. Harry had already figured out which one was the fun parent and which was the strict parent between the two Marauders.
"This bitch is tough" Tracy growled as another of her bat swings were effortlessly knocked aside in a parry, although the two of them have developed a great partnership and are able to move in sync close to what the Weasley twins can do Fleur was knocking aside their best efforts. In a desperate attempt to break the cycle Tracy broke formation and swung downwards Fleur not expecting the sudden move blocked with one arm and seemed to sink into the earth a little causing a crater to appear below her. "Shit" Tracy managed to say right as the fist of Fleur struck her in the chin and she spun through the air crashing to the earth seemingly out cold. Fleur took a glance at her arm and smiled a little at the bruise that was forming she was happy to know the next generation of female brawlers were good.
Dennis saw Krum attempting to shake off Crabbe, however the Slytherin was gripping tightly and the 2 were slowly moving towards the edge of the fighting arena. Krum was flat-footed and couldn't get a proper grip to push back. With a frown Dennis deflected Cho's swing and with a swift turn he slipped under her arms. In a single movement he threw the Scottish fighter over his shoulder.
Cho's body slammed into Crabbe and Krum sending the three of them rolling across the ground skidding to a stop right at the edge of the arena. "Viktor Move!" came a yell, without a second thought Krum dove away from the 2 other confused competitors (to be fair Crabbe is often confused). Dennis holding his sword behind him channeled his magic into it causing several triangle-shaped runes to blare into life on the flat of his blade. With a resounding cry as magic flared around him Dennis jumped swinging the blade over his head towards his foes. A burst of pure white energy shot from the blade tearing the earth around it as it powered forwards. The prone forms of Crabbe and Cho could only stare in awe as the beam struck them blowing the pair from the contest.
"You can't tell me that is normal" Harry said motioning the well whatever the fuck just happened. Dumbledore turned and stared at him. It was the kind of stare that you have when you are trying to remember the last time you had mustard on anything when finding a mustard stain on one of your shirts (it was probably a hotdog but I can't remember having one for a while now). Under the gaze Harry just conceded "Look forget I said anything". "Done and done" Dumbledore said as he turned back to the fight.
Fleur smiled a little and raised a hand and motioned for Daphne to come at her "Show me how far your fists have grown". Daphne nodded gulping and dove forward. The blows resounded as fist collided with fist. Daphne dodged as best she could barely avoiding Fleur's fists while Fleur seemed to move very little but Daphne's strikes could not reach. Daphne sent back after a blow to the stomach fell to one knee, it took some effort but she kept consciousness. As she struggled to stand Fleur approached her face full of disappointment. "I had hoped you would have grown more" She said as she came within striking distance "you can sleep now". Fleur having been forged through fist fight after fist fight had instincts beyond compare it was that which allowed her to turn when she did and cross arm block the blow from a bloodied and tired Tracy.
As she struggled against the french destroyer she glanced at Daphne "I don't know about how much you grown and shit" She said huskily exhaustion heavy in her voice "But you are the best damn fighter I've seen for a rich bitch" Daphne stared at her friend as Fleur knocked the bat aside and landed a blow which sent Tracy out of the arena knocking her from the competition.
Fleur turned back to face her pupil and she met the most aggressive and determined eyes she has seen yet in her journey, the amount of killing intent radiating from Daphne gave her pause for a second before a large grin broke across her face. The pair charged at each other swinging their right arms towards a single blow. Fleur's fist connected with Daphne's face and Daphne's fist clipped Fleur's cheek. Daphne smashed into the floor with an echoing thud and declared unable to continue. Fleur touched her cheek gingerly and winced she then smiled fondly at Daphne. "Your fist reached me my apprentice" She said lowly with a french accent. Unfortunately there was not much time to reflect as the last competitors Krum and Dennis approached. Fleur snorted then turned towards her final 2 opponents.
The three challengers all stared in silence as the air stilled through the broken Hogwarts grounds. Dennis was familiar with this tension it was the calm before the French on Bulgarian storm and during his time in the world of Carl's stomach he had faced countless battles which felt just like this. Dennis launched the first strike sending a beam of magic from his sword. A cloud of dust obscured the french girl as the beam struck.
Krum immediately moved both arms in a cross over his face to block the blow from Fleur as she burst from the fog unharmed. Though he had trained his body to withstand anything it still felt like he was hit with a train. Dennis jumped in barely a second later swinging his blade. Fleur deflected the blade and countered with a boot to his stomach. Dennis rolled from the impact and righted himself while Fleur jumped back as Krum took a powerful swing which roared through the air with the force behind it. Silver fire burst from Fleur's back taking shape like a pair of wings and she shot forward tearing the earth up as she went. Crashing into a surprised Dennis she smashed him into the ground carrying him from one end of the arena to the other leaving a trail of torn earth in their wake before hitting a boulder. There was a burst of silver flames and Dennis tried to pick himself up. He looked up to his opponent who was raising her fist to finish him, but she was roughly tackled by Krum. The pair screeched to a halt a few metres away when Fleur brought her elbows down on Krum's arms to break his hold.
Dennis watched the two trade blows as he caught his breath. Krum was able to block her mighty fists though the hits were taking their toll. Fleur was able to weave and dodge the incredible swings from Krum one of those hits and she would be in trouble but the pressure of those swings was piling on.
"He's getting beat!" cried the only other Durmstrang student who was at Hogwarts (the rest got sent home due to Hogwarts related injuries.) Karkaroff shook his head "No. He's getting mad".
After another of Krum's colossal swings Fleur planted herself in front of the Bulgarian and lowered her guard indicating she was going for a straight up hitting match. Krum setting his feet swung using his right arm throwing his entire body into the blow. Fleur's fist burst into the most intense silver flames she had shown all day and like Krum rotated throwing her entire body into the punch. The pairs right fists collided and the earth shook with the force of might on might.
Harry was simply sat with his jaw hanging open at this point and people around him had made a game of trying to close it by pushing up his jaw for it to drop a few seconds later. A betting pool had also been started over who could throw the most popcorn into Harry's open mouth.
As both foes reeled back from the blow they immediately flew into another with their opposite arms. The blows started to increase in speed without dropping in force causing quake after quake and gusts of wind to blow across the grounds.
Seeing his moment Dennis charged in at Fleur. Fleur evaded with a side step and powered her fist the same way she took out Ron and swung towards Dennis who could not dodge. There was a large explosion of fist based might and as Dennis opened his eyes he saw Krum covering him the blow connecting with his back.
Krum collapsed to the floor and Dennis started to shake him "Come on big guy not like this" Dennis pleaded. Krum simply smiled and brought one fist to his chest where the 'Dennis' tattoo was still showing proudly. Krum slowly closed his eyes and passed out leaving only 2 competitors in the fight.
Dennis shook with anger and Fleur stood not far away watching silently out of respect. Dennis turned towards Fleur eyes blazing with righteous fury when he became enveloped in a crimson light. Dashing forward his sword struck out. Fleur was able to deflect it barely. "Its time to end this" Dennis declared, his sword burst into an intense white flame the heat of which could be felt at even the furthest points of the grounds. Turning towards the sky he launched his sword into the air the crowd all looked upwards as an enormous pillar of divine power fell down on the french form of Fleur Delacour.
Fleur crossed her arms over her head as the attack poured over her. Her mind was wandering as she was losing consciousness when she remembered when she met the goddess of punches. Suddenly something clicked within Fleur, she closed her eyes and slowed her breathing, slowly but surely sending punch after punch into the energy hitting her. There was an explosion in the grounds and Dennis looked satisfied as he believed the fight was over but as the dust cleared Fleur strode out clothes ragged and beaten her eyes still closed.
"BULLSHIT" Came a yell from a green-eyed Gryffindor which was completely ignored.
She came to a stop and opened her eyes which had changed colour from their normal blue to a shining silver to gaze upon Dennis. Her opponent looked confused as no being had ever took that move and came out of it not even the ancient god of the stars. He was then thrown in several directions blood spraying from his mouth as though punched from multiple angles before collapsing on the ground.
He struggled to open his eyes but when he did he saw the form on Fleur standing over him, glowing as though enveloped in silver flames. There was a silence across the grounds when Fleur spoke "I finally get what the goddess of punches was trying to teach me" She said "When you become one with the fist you become one with reality" She looked up to the sky "When you have a clear mind a burning soul and a fist in your heart there is nowhere your blows cannot reach". To demonstrate several spectators heads were violently thrown back as though they took a blow to the face. Dennis struggled to speak but replied "That sounds really stupid" He got ignored.
Fleur smiled at him "I will engrave your name on my heart for helping me reach this level. It's over Skipper" she said "Dennis" came the reply "Johnny?" "Dennis!". I wish I could say this was confusion ended quickly but it went on for about 10 minutes which is about 9 and a half minutes after Fleur stopped caring. With a final resounding punch the competition was over. The crowd went wild and cheered as Fleur raised her arms and collapsed on her back.
Harry sat staring "I thought you said this was a magic competition" he said Dumbledore looked at Harry shocked "Harry you have been in our world for 4 years there is much more to magic than wand waving what we saw here was the magic of vengeance against an old-time foe ,the magic of muscled friendship, the magic of twincest, the magic of comradely, the magic of partnership, and the magic of pure love in the platonic sense. You may not notice it but emotion is magic in the purest form" Harry was silent for a moment "That sounds like bullshit sir especially that twincest one".
Dumbledore merely smiled and replied "It's your turn next". Harry realised it was. You know what's coming. Everyone all together now.
"Fuck".
A.N. Boy that was a long one, but I stick by an idea and I wanted a giant over the top fight involving everyone. I also really enjoyed the idea of Dennis having adventures in an alternate world. As always thanks and r & r if you get a moment. Next time its over.
Did you know if you actually think about it Ron stole a car when he was 12 years old?