Autobot Bad Ideas: Chapter 1.2
Foxyvixenbb: SO SORRY! I've been so busy with college. But I'm back! With new bad ideas coming your way.
Ratchet: Ahem.
Foxy: Right… I Do NOT own Transformers! There now on with this story style… In each chapter, there is two parts; first part contains the introduction story like Ratchet Dewrench whereas the second part contains my overview of 3 similar ideas (kinda like a rule book fic).
Ratchet: Just get on with the second part already!
Foxy: Alright, Alright! Keep your bumper on! Sheesh!
Chapter 1.2: DO NOT take away…
1. Ratchet's wrenches
Foxy: Seriously do I really need to explain this one?!
First Aid: (nods)
Foxy: Aurgh… fine.
Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT take Ratchet's wrenches away!
First Aid: Especially, his favorites that he hangs on the wall in his office!
-Or-
First Aid: His ability to hit bots with them!
Nobody wants to see Ratchet with Mr. Smashy again (Shudders)
2. Wheeljack's lab
So we (and by "we" I mean, Jazz and Prime) decided that Wheeljack was spending too much time in the lab (and exploding) -_-T
So we lock him out of the Ark's Lab
Then things got really…. Disturbing
Cliffy and I (Cliffjumper's my guardian…) found him camping outside the entrance of the lab in a fetal position
The Disturbing part: occasionally coming out of that position and begin to paw and whine at the door…like a drop-kicked puppy dog
Cliffy: Kept staring at us with those optics… (Shivers)
Lucky I had the twins' all-access keycard with- (sees Cliffjumper's glare)
WHAT? I confiscated it from them! Anyway I open the door just so the creepiness would stop.
Cliffy: Well, at least we can get anything we want from Wheeljack for the next two weeks… Now if you would, my new mega bazooka and your portal gun are ready for pick up.
Sometimes keeping that keycard (and not giving it to Prowl) has its rewards.
3. Jazz and Blaster's Music
They nearly popped a Red Alert XD
Well, Jazz did while Blaster popped a Prowl
I think Prowl had Red Alert make blackmail of it…
(Shrugs) Now they no never to make a bet with me
Cliffy: Finally some peace and quiet! (Gives me 50 bucks)
What? I wanted them to be my servants for a month, until Cliffy bribed me of course!
Foxy: Whelp… See you next time!
Cliffy: Hey Xena, (Xena is my real name (not in real life T.T) I bet Smokey two cubes of high grade that you could make hypno slaves outta the Twins!
Foxy: Want me to my Sunny yours and Sides Smokey's as an added bonus?
Cliffy: For three solar cycles?
Foxy: Deal. Been wanting to get them back for that Fluffy Foxy prank scheme.