Autobot Bad Ideas: Chapter 2
Foxy: Yes another chapter of this story! So sorry (again…) for the long wait. I'm just a bit lazy…
Ratchet: A little lazy?
Foxy: ZIP IT. Unless you want to end up like the Lambo twins in those last three days!
Ratchet: You wouldn't dare….
Foxy: TRY ME…
Cliffjumper: (annoyed) Xena does not own Transformers. We belong to Hasbro. Ratchet gonna regret pissing her off…
Lilo and Stitch
After Rokoshay and I saw Disney's Frozen, we were thinking of seeing the older Disney movies with the Autobots (at least until the movie came out on DVD). BAD IDEA on our part….
The Following Disney Movies are now banned from The Ark:
Lilo and Stitch
It was just a kids' movie… Or so Earth thought…
Rokoshay placed the movie in and everyone started to watch, including Optimus, Prowl, and even Red Alert! It was going great until those three little alien curse words:
Stitch: Meega, nala kwishta!
The next thing I knew…
All the Cybertronians gasped
All the guardians covered their charges' ears, Wheelie's (cause he was just a youngling), Dinobots', and the youngest members of each combiner team.
Ironhide shooting the DVD Player to a crisp
Kup and Ratchet cussing up a storm
And Optimus and Rodimus Prime glitching and fainting
The next day the Walt Disney Studios got a "very strong" letter form Ratchet, Kup, Prowl, and both Primes.
Who knew those words were real curse words?
Best if I didn't show them the second movie…
Flubber
All that is to say that it gave Wheeljack the means to recreate all the inventions shown in the movie, even Flubber…
Eventually, all the inventions where shut downed and placed in the vault with Mr. Smashy...
Except Flubber,
It somehow (*cough* Jazz *cough*) got in the Decepticon undersea base and started to wreak havoc on the cons.
The Autobots have now tons of hilarious footage for Funny Video Fridays.
Finding Nemo (an idea from entercleverpennamehere)
This happen a week after seeing the movie:
(The Decepticons were gathering energon crystals from under a protected coral reef undersea cave, so the bots had to dive down to stop them…)
Meanwhile on the way down:
Jazz: (singing) Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…
Prowl: Jazz…
Jazz: (continues) just keep swimming, swimming, swimming…
Prowl: I'm warning you…
Jazz: (Louder) What do we do? We swim! Just keep swimming! Just keep swi~ AAAAAAAAAH!
*Insert Goofy-like yell and Jazz holding his just uppercutted mech-hood*
Optimus: He warned you…
Foxy: Yelp! See you next time! Ratchet, anything else?
*Hypnotized* Ratchet: Mistress Xena would love it if you review and comment on she work…
Foxy: Don't worry folks; I'll snap him out of the trance before the next chapter! ^-^