Autobot Bad Ideas: Chapter 4

Foxy: So sorry for the long-over-due chapter. I'm in college now, so there's lots of work to do. Plus with my laziness… You know what; let's just get to the chapter.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Transformers. Foxy belongs to me and Rokoshay to Skellington.

Paintball for Glitch-Heads

It's been two weeks since Xena "Foxy" Vixas and Rokoshay Skellington had arrived in the Animated Universe. Today, Foxy was in the rec-room, playing Super Smash Bros. with Sari on the Wii U, since Bumblebee was busy with Rokoshay, doing who-knows-what. Foxy was battling as Peach against Sari's Mii gunner in the Tomodochi Life stage. Both girls had only one life each and were fighting for the smash ball.

Sari:*Character smashes Smash Ball* Yes!

Foxy: *trying to dodge smash attack* Damn it! *Character is hit and dies, leaving Sari the victor*

…

Foxy: *Sighs and looks at Sari smirking* Best two out of three?

Sari: Oh, you are so on!

Elsewhere, on the base roof near the entrance…

Rokoshay and Bumblebee were holding paintball guns designed as a sniper rifle and a transformers-sized machine gun. Both were loading their guns with neon pink paint, giggling and snickering madly.

Rokoshay: *with an evil smirk* Ok, when the guys show up with the Elite Guard, you distract them with random shots.

Bumblebee: While you snipe Sentinel 'til his plating is blue with pink polka dots! *Spots the team with the Elite not far behind* Here they come! Fire! *Starts firing randomly*

Optimus: WTF?!

Prowl: Scatter!

Bulkhead: Look out!

Ratchet: Duck in cover!

Jet-twins: Ahhhhhh!

Jazz: Hit the deck!

The bots begun to scatter left and right, trying dodging the shots with very little ease. As they were distracted, Rokoshay carefully aimed her first shot at Sentinel's helm and-

Foxy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!

With a yelp, both culprits of the occurring pranks made a startled jump, Roko accidently pulling the trigger in the process….

Sentinel: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

All the roof occupants looked down and stared at the group below in utter silence.

… … …

Foxy: … Did you two just fragging sniper-shot Sentinel in the crotch plating?

Rokoshay and Bumblebee stared at each other before diving into intense laughter. As the two dolts rolled around in laughter on the roof, Sari just shook her head and smirked. Foxy on the other hand, face-palmed and muttered "I'm surrounded by idiotes…"

Sari: I think we might need to hire someone….

Foxy: Yeah, a damn good lawyer.

Foxy: Whelp. See you guys next chapter!