Foxy: Hello again, sorry for the long wait! But, here it is the new chapter!

Ratchet: *cough*

Foxy: Oh, wait!

Disclaimer: Foxyvixenbb DOES NOT own Transformers in any way possible! Rokoshay is a deviantart friend of mine.

Ratchet: *smirks*

Chapter 5: Banned Movies Part II

The following movies are now banned form the TFA headquarters:

Fast and Furious series

Reason I: Scared the hell out of the Autobots.

Every crash and/or crazy stunt that leaves a car in ruins causes each of the bots to either jerk, twitch, flinch, or jump in utter terror.

Last time I saw Bumblebee, Prime had to convince him to come down the rafters he so dearly hung on for dear life while as a shivering mess.

Rokoshay: And that was just from the first movie…

Reason II: The younglings, and I'm not saying who…

*Cough* Bee and the Twins *Cough* ⌐ _ ⌐

…will try to IMMITATE the stunts in the movies. Even if they have passengers that are oh so very FRAGILE!

Ratchet one time had to get a crowbar to unlatch my very sharp claws off of Bee's driver seat after miraculously pull off a stunt.

Bulkhead: Never saw Ratchet or Prowl dying of laughter thou. 0.0

Jazz: Ain't that the truth! XD

I think the twins broke every bone in Rokoshay's body while doing the stunts.

Foxy: Don't you two ever heard of seatbelts?

*Twins shakes their heads*

JetStorm: What is being a seatbelt?

Rokoshay *in the med bay wear a full body cast*: THE PAIN! THHHEE PAAAAAAAAIIIN!

Lilo and Stitch

Reason: Yup, still a real curse word. Apparently in every parallel universe, it's a big no-no to say it.

The Avengers

Reason: At first they thought it was some sort of horror movie.

It took both Sumdacs, Fanzone, myself, Rokoshay, the mayor, the senator of Detroit, AND the President of the US, to convince them no "HULK" creature is going the smash the into scrap metal… after a while they will quote scenes from the movie.

Prime *either by OP or SP* and Ultra Magnus never sounded so awesome saying "Autobots Assemble!"

Any Comedian's Special on DVD

Reason: Only when Sentinel's around.

It kinda gives him new material in bashing organic humanoids. 'Nough said.

Rokoshay: Still do it anyway!

Titanic

Reason: Caused a flood in the Autobot base.

Didn't know cybertronians can cry so much tears.

Had to carry a fragging umbrella and rain boots during the movie

Rokoshay: In a rubber raft tied to Bulkhead….

Sari: Who cried the most….

Hachiko: A Dog's Story

Reason: *Please see banned Movie # 5*

Plus, they spoil *to utter horror and annoyance* the only canine in base … me. T-T

Sari: technically foxes are in the canine family.

Rokoshay: And kitsunes are fox spirits, whether techno organic or not.

Foxy: BUT DID THEY HAVE TO PUT PINK BOWS ON ME AND TREAT ME LIKE A DOG/PET?!

Both: no.

Jaws

Reason: The bots will ban us from going to the beach.

However, if we do go, the act as bodyguards, be in high alert, weapons out, with black sunglasses on. I think Bee was carrying a bazooka.

Rokoshay: Anyone for shark sushi?

Whelp, see you next time! *goes to hide from bots who this affected by the dog movie*