Foxy: Hey everybody! Foxyvixenbb is back with a new chapter of AUTOBOT BAD IDEAS!

Cliffjumper: And after MONTHS of college, Pokemon, Youkai Watch, and Guild Wars 2…

Foxy: *glares at Cliffy* ANYWAY, as you can read, Rokoshay and I are back at the G1-verse. Man, that Ironhide could hold a grudge…

*Looks at said bot from across the rec-room*

Foxy: YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM MY MECH!

Ironhide rolls his optics in amusement. As Mirage chuckles and holds me closer since I'm sitting on his lap.

Foxy: And what's the matter with you?

Hound: He's been lonely without his bondmate, since said kistune left with Roko to avoid Ironhide wrath. Cliffjumper and I had to be substitutes for you for cuddle-time in his room. *sees mortified look on lovers then facepalms in realization* I said that out loud didn't I?

Everybot in the Rec-Room: FOXY IS MIRAGE'S BONDMATE?!

Foxy: Great… now everyone would want the details of our relationship… Thanks a lot Hound.

DISCLAIMER: Foxyvixenbb does not own Transformers nor the character Rokoshay. They belong to their respective owners.

Warning! PLEASE READ BEFORE STORY!

Okay readers, remember my Hypno-wink from previous chapters? Well my hypnotic abilities have gotten stronger and I no longer need to wink to activate it. Instead, my optics glow an eerie (according to Cliffjumper and Rokoshay) green and bingo you got a hypnotized robot/human! Mirage calls it my hypnotic charm *giggles* which was shorten to Hypno-charm by my victims I MEAN Friends!

However, there are some instances because of my Hypno-charm that caused me, Rokoshay, Cliffjumper, Mirage, Hound, and Prowl to write these rules.

Prowl: These "events" are caused by a few mechs with idiotic ideas…

*Everyone else nodes in agreement*

Okay so for this chapter the structure is like this:

# of rule: Rule itself

Summary of Event

Writer's Name

Now onward to the entertainment!

AutoBot Bad Ideas

Chapter 6: Hypno-charm Rules

1. Hypno-charms DO NOT Work on Femmes/Females!

If Foxy was a male kistune of her species,

Foxy: THEN it would work on females and not males!

So a couple of single (and perverted -_-T) mechs thought it would be hot for the visiting Femme troops to be sexy French Maids for the week…

And who did they go to make that a reality?

Rokoshay: Foxy. *facepalms*

Foxy was told of this she was pissed offed.

Instead of telling them her hypnotic abilities DO NOT work on the same sex.

She told the Autobot Command and the femmes themselves of their idea.

Prowl: We were NOT happy.

So the perverted bots got the ass-whooping of the century from them femmes,

A massive lecture from Prime,

Threats of interface removal from the Hatchet and Ironhide,

Brig-time from Prowl,

And turned into hypnotic butlers for the femmes by Foxy

Cliffjumper: Oh, the loads of blackmail we got from that! XD

Mirage

2. Hypno-charm is not Banned or Limited in Battle. It's Actually Encouraged.

There was this one battle where the cons had the upper hand.

Rokoshay: Until Foxy (in her Cybertronian-size) showed up.

My tactical computer went into overdrive when I remembered her hypnotic-abilities.

After she hypnotized the whole Decepticon army (a great feat, I might add)

I ordered them to give back the energy stolen from the power plant.

Foxy: And then Hilarity issued. Who knew you had a sense of humor?

Megatron dancing like a ballerina,

Starscream and his trine acting like new-born sparklings,

You get the idea.

Prowl

3. Hypnotizing the Autobot Command is a No-No! Especially, IF their master is Rokoshay!

This actually happened only once….

Literality scarred the entire Autobot faction…

Foxy: Rokoshay blackmailed me…. T-T

Rokoshay: *Shudders* Worst mistake of my entire life…

And trust me… seeing the Autobot Command cosplaying as the Sailor Scouts

while singing a parody of "Sailor Moon" (Sailor Prime) …

NOT a pretty sight. PERIOD.

Rokoshay:Now if it was the DECEPTICON command….

Prowl: That… would be… less scarring and more amusing… *writes idea down for next battle*

Rokoshay

4. Do Not Hypnotize Other Autobots to be Servants as Birthday Gift Without Consent!

Unless it's the twins…

And its Prowl's birthday….

Prowl: BEST. BIRTHDAY. GIFT. EVER. ^-^

Foxy

5. Do Not Use the Hypno-Charm While Interrogating a Con.

Hypno-Charm does not work well in getting answers from a Con

whose subconscious is totally blank (Like it wasn't before…Pfft)

and their conscious (where the actual info we needed is) is as the humans say "not at home." Or

"out the window."

Lucky we got enough blackmail from it to get the information due to it.

Foxy: Though, it was really nice of Prime to consider it. ^ ^

Cliffjumper

6. Do Not Hypnotized Mechs to act the OPPOSITE of their original personalities

To summarize it,

it was due to the stupid curiosity of Wheeljack and Bluestreaks big mouth. -_-T

Think about spending a week with:

An incredibly nice Sunstreaker (Creepy…)

A trigger-happy Beachcomber (One Ironhide is enough…)

A Concerned-showing, soft-spoken, and gentle Ratchet (Oh Primus, the NIGHTMARES!)

An a happy-go-lucky Huffer and Gears (ANNOYING!)

Hound

*While running away from a large group of curious Mechs on our relationship (especially in the berth) *

Foxy: Okay Guys! See You Next Time!

Mirage: Their gaining on us!

Foxy: Looks like I have to pull in that favor from Prowl! *Runs faster*