Foxy: I'm back with a new chapter of AUTOBOT BAD IDEAS!

Mirage: After finishing up with reality form the time being…

Foxy: Can't I be happy for five minutes without you mentioning the word "reality"?!

Disclaimer: Transformer = Hasbro. Rokoshay = Skellingtongirl. Foxy = mine.

Autobot Bad Ideas

Chapter 7: Pain, Stupid, and Funny

1. Pot-head

Sideswipe proudly stepped into the rec-room with a transformer-sized cooking pot on his helm…

Sunstreaker must be busy bashing his newly waxed helm against a wall somewhere….

While ignoring all the confused stares, he walked up to where Ratchet was currently having a card game with Ironhide, Wheeljack, Smokescreen, and Jazz. Ratchet turned in his chair, cards down, not amused by the red twins new hat. Sides smirked proudly as he poked Ratchet in the chest once.

Sides: Ha! I liked to see ya hit me with a wrench now, Ratch! Come on, I dare ya!

Ratchet just raises an optic ridge, looks at their audience, and shrugs.

Ratchet: Okay.

BAM!

Foxy: WEEEEEPA! Dale mάs duro, Ratchet!

Sideswipe staggered backwards, pot falling off (now with a wrench-shaped dent), as he hunched over. Helm in his servos due to agonizing pain.

Ratchet proudly twirled his wrench before subspacing it and returning to his game.

The audience erupted in dying laughter. A few mechs hit the floor due to their uncontrollable laughter.

2. Aft-Kisser

It happened during battle with the Decepticons….

Apparently, one of Wheeljack's experimental magnetic pulse bombs exploded prematurely….

On Optimus Prime and Ironhide.

Causing the two heavy-hitters to be magnetized together for five whole hours.

Only, the bomb had magnetized Hide's lip-plates to Prime's aft.

Poor Rokoshay, she couldn't help herself when she saw them in the med-bay.

Roko: Prime, whatever you do…. DON'T. PASS. GAS!

The magnetized bots were NOT amused….

Foxy just hoped Optimus didn't need to lubricate for the next two hours.

3. Murder Button

"When petting any feline, whether organic or cybertronian, be sure not to accidently hit the murder button."

Or in this case, on purpose…

Currently in the twin's lounge area of their quarters, Foxy was modeling for Sunstreaker. Since Mirage had commission a painting of his beloved the day before. As Sunstreaker began to add the blues, his beloved twin, Sideswipe, walked into the lounge from their kitchen with a plate of paw-print-shaped energon cookies.

Sideswipe: Hey mama, want a cookie?

Foxy: *ignoring the "mama" comment* Maybe later. May I ask why their shaped like paw-prints?

Sunstreaker: Remember when Hound found that abandoned kitten?

Foxy: Yeah, the mech was covered in muddy paw-prints from helm-to-pede.

Sideswipe: It kinda gave me an idea for a new cookie shape for my "Foxy Treats" recipe.

Foxy: Cute. Though I am glad Carly adopted Tigger once she was cleaned up. Hope she's careful not to hit her murder button when petting her.

Sunstreaker: *looks at Foxy behind the aisle with a raised optic ridge * Her what?

Foxy: If you pet a feline on a certain spot on their body, they immediately get an murderous urge to attack you. I've seen it in organic cats a few times…

Sides: No cybertronian felines? *gives a look that says "BAD IDEA forming in his processor" *

Foxy: *giving a confused look* No.

Sunstreaker: *sees idea through twin bond and narrows his optics at brother* Don't even try it, Si.

Too late, the red hellion was already half-way down the hallway. Muttering "idiotic twin brother" under his vents, Sunny Sunstreaker returned to his artwork as Foxy to a break from modeling to eat a delicious "Foxy Treat". When finished, Sunstreaker placed the painting on a drying rack to join Foxy on their couch. They suddenly heard a murderous mechanical roar and a girly scream that followed. The yellow twin face-palmed and closed his end of the bond as the two heard the pede steps of the other Autobots running towards the sound.

Foxy: *looks at him unamused* Steeljaw?

Sunstreaker: * recovered from face-palming* Yup.

Foxy: Not gonna help get a murderous lion cassette off of your idiotic twin?

Sunstreaker: Nope. *turns on WiiU*

Foxy: *shrugs* Okay.

Foxy: Hope you enjoy this chapter. Please Review!