Foxy: *GGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNSSSSS*
Ratchet: Let me guess…. Reality caught up?
Foxy: yes… and surprisingly it made this chapter for the readers to read. *Gives Ratchet data pad with new chapter*
Ratchet: *looks at title* Well, I just hope that Rana doesn't need us to monstie-sit again any time soon.
Foxy: Don't worry about that, her visit was a once in a lifetime event.
Disclaimer: Foxyvixenbb does not own Transformers nor Monster Hunter Stories. She only owns Xena (Foxy) and Rana (her monster rider character from the MHS game) and the names of Rana's Monsties (except Ratha).
Autobot Bad Ideas
Chapter 8: Adventures in Monstie-Sitting!
Foxy: Okay, so one of my many pen pals wanted to visit Earth for her vacation, away from her monster hunting world. However, she couldn't go without her monsties….
Roko: So Foxy convinced Prime to let the Autobots pet-sit her monsters while also convincing Rana not bring any of them on her around the world trip of Earth. While she and I show the rider around Earth's many lands.
Both: So here a list on the dangers of monstie-sitting!
Rule 1: Diablos's roar sounds like someone screaming bloody murder LOUDLY.
Roko: And Rana has TWO of them! A normal one and a black sub-species…
Everyone was either in recharge or on the night shift.
Rana's LOVELY monsties were all asleep…
EXCEPT for Diablo, Rana's "normal" Diablos monstie…
Cliffjumper: For some FRAGGING reason, the thing wanted some attention in the middle of the night!
So HOW does a Diablos get the attention its looking for?
CUE THE WHOLE ARK WAKING UP IN SHOCK AND/OR FEAR IN THREE… TWO… ONE…
(For a taste: look up MONSTER HUNTER DIABLOS ROAR in YouTube)
Some of the more… strong reactions were:
· Ironhide busting out of his berth room guns-a-blazing
· Kup, Alpha Tron (who was visiting) and Ratchet NEARLY having a spark attack
· Two mechs *cough* Springer and Red Alert *cough* jumping into Arcee's lap during monitor duty
· Sideswipe and Sunstreaker ending up in a pile of tangled limbs after flailing, cursing, and falling of their bunk berths with Bob skittering all over the room in hysteria
· Bluestreak and Bumblebee screaming and then proceeding to SHOOT EVERYTHING
· Rodimus FLYING off his berth (scared outta-of-his-processor) and landing on Optimus in his own berth startling the older Prime
· Monsties running/flying all over the place and Bots trying to calm themdown without getting trampled/webbed/blighted/all of the above.
Yeah… It was a rough first night monstie-sitting…
The next two rules are about how to not be stupid like Sideswipe…
Rule 2: Deviljho DOES NOT LIKE to be compared to a pickle in any manner!
Joe's Perspective
Joe no like pickle jokes about Joe
Joe has owiee in feels
Joe eats mean bot
Normal Perspective
It took Omega Supreme TWO F &KING HOURS to PRY Sideswipe from Joe's maw!
Sunstreaker would very much like his brother NOT eaten by a giant pickle with legs, thank you very much!
Rule 3: DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO. NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PISS A TIGREX OFF!
Sides is at it again…
This time the idiot decided to play a prank on one of the monsties.
(NOT Joe by the way, He already has enough "nearly offlined by being eaten by a giant pickle" experiences for the next millennia, thank you)
Foxy: *mutters* Like the pranks on the Dinobots consequences weren't enough to learn his lesson…
So anyway…
You can guess who was the target by reading the title of this rule….
Yup, Tyrant the Tigrex…
*EPIC FACE PALM*
BAD. IDEA.
Roko: Well, at least he didn't pick Rana's Brute Tigrex, Bruce, or Molten Tigrex, Dante…
Sunstreaker: He'd be dead in an instant taking me along with him to the Pits.
Still… BAD. IDEA.
So in chasing the red twin (who was in alt-mode (scared sh tless by the way)):
Tyrant destroyed a quarter of forest area
Gave the Autobot Headquarters a back door
And trampled four of Soundwave's cassettes (Rumble, Frenzy, Buzzsaw, and Ravage)
Rodimus: It took promises of cuddles, pets, and a TON of treat for Skyfire, First Aid, Bluestreak, Bumblebee, Fireflight, Beachcomber, Optimus and myself to calm it down.
Prowl: And a month of brig-time and punishment duty.
Jazz: Plus, a 50-page written apology letter to Soundwave about getting four of his cassettes trampled…
Rule 4: Khezu is nocturnal, crawls on walls and ceilings, and drools when upside down… You have been warned.
YA DON'T WANNA KNOW.
Trust me… *SHIVERS*
Poor Huffer and Gears, their traumatized for life now…
NEXT!
Rule 5: Qurupeco can mimic other monsters, along with a few "questionable" sounds.
· *WOLF WHISTLE*
Arcee (being the only femme in the ARK while the others were still on Cybertron) bitched-slapped A LOT of innocent mechs.
· *FART*
EVERY FREAKING TIME SOME POOR INNOCENT BOT BENT OVER OR SAT DOWN…
There were some mixed reactions, so just use your imagination…
MOVING ON!
· *Air Horn*
Glitched a few mechs *cough* Red Alert being one of them *cough*
Startled Poor Bluestreak into accidently shooting Ironhide in the aft
Scared Wheeljack into making another explosion inside the lab.
No worries, Quru (the "normal" Qurupeco) was just outside the lab doors, so he was unharmed…
Rule 6: Ratha DOES NOT like his eye medication, the "Cone-of-Shame", or ANYONE but Rana given it!
Rana's Rathalos partner had a very bad scarred eye, so she must put on eye meds to keep it from infection. She does this every morning and places of cone on Ratha to keep him from scratching his eye since the meds makes his eye itchy. Ratha lets Rana and ONLY Rana to do this because he trusts her and they have a very deep bond.
So, with Rana on a trip around Earth…
Who's going to give meds to the scary and distrusting of any Cybertronian or human who is not his rider?
ANSWER: Ratchet.
This is what everyone hears every morning behind the LOCKED doors of the medbay (in order):
· A lot of crashes and other sounds a chase would have (Ratchet chasing Ratha)
· Tons of roaring and growling (Ratha)
· Tons of growling and cursing (Ratchet)
· Fire breathing and tail swipes (Ratha attacking Ratchet)
· CLANG (Ratchet throwing his wrenches at Ratha)
· A liquid drop and pained yell and curse (Ratchet FINALLY pins Ratha down and gives meds, only for Ratha to bite down on his other servo)
· Sounds of a struggle and then a loud pop (Ratchet and Ratha fighting while Ratch tries to put Ratha's cone on)
· Two VERY MURDEROUS growls (Both Ratchet and Ratha are now very pissed off)
Once the doors open the Autobots and other monsties were met with "quite-a-sight":
The Medbay is a huge mess (yet none of the medical equipment broken, thank primus)
In the middle of the room was both occupants (Ratchet cover helm-to-pede in scorch marks, teeth marks and dents while Ratha had a patch over his scarred eye, cone on and bruises all over his body from where Ratchet's wrenches hit him) siting back-to-back looking at everyone with LETHAL pissed off glares that said:
ONE. WORD. AND. SOMEONE. DIES.
Nobody really wanted to know what happened in there anyway…
FIN
Foxy: THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR READING THIS CHAPTER!
Mirage: And if any of you are artist…
Foxy: I give you permission to create fanart of ANY of the hilarious moments in this chapter! Just let me know and send me a link through private messaging or in your review!