Foxy: YEESH… what a long wait for a new chapter, huh?
Cliffjumper: Even I was starting to think you discontinued this.
Foxy: Yeah, yeah… I'm lazy when it comes to these things…
Cliffjumper: Until inspiration hits…*reads chapter* Oh, ho ho! Did Optimus asked you to right this?
Foxy: Rodimus asked me actually… Something about not wanting what happen between his fellow Prime and Sideswipe happened again.
Cliffjumper: *SNICKERS**SNORT*
DISCLAIMER: Foxyvixenbb DOES NOT own Transformers of Rokoshay. Only herself!
SIDE NOTE: What happen between Sideswipe and Optimus during RETALIATION III was TOTALLY NOT my intension, next time I make sure to make house-broken petbots out of hypnotized mechs! Promise!
Autobot Bad Ideas
Chapter 9: DON'T MESS WITH FOXY!
When a bot pisses off the ARK's resident techno-organic kitsune, she WILL retaliate with one of the Prowl-Approved hypnosis retaliations to said bot:
When hypnotized the bot will become:
I. A hopelessly-in-love boyfriend to an insecticon
Poor, poor Tracks…
One should never insult a kitsune's mate…
ESPECAILLY IF IT'S MY MATE!
And in front of me no less! *Huff*
So the vain blue mech ended up as the lovey-dovey boyfriend of the insecticon Kickback for a while.
Rokoshay: HE EVEN MADE OUT WITH HIM! XD
Optimus: Thank Primus, Kickback and his fellow insecticons were already informed of the situation prior.
Jazz: Never knew he would take it in stride and acted like the perfect boyfriend.
Sunstreaker: Tracks nearly glitched when he snapped out of the trance! His…his face…PRICELESS! *Rolling on the floor laughing*
Sideswipe: Be-best part was, that after he snapped out of the trance, K-Kickback French-kissed him and t-told him he caLL HIM ANYTIME HAHAHAHAHAH!* Rolling on the floor laughing his aft off*
Best Part: The insecticons agreed to participate in this retaliation in the future!
Prowl: I'll put a life-time supply of cybertronian mouthwash on the list of supplies then…
II. Become a maid to another bot
As mention in previous chapters:
It's actually my to-go retaliation to the Lambo twins' pranks.
Currently, I've made them maids to Cliffjumper, Smokescreen, and Prowl.
Foxy: Should I mention they look cute when wearing matching french maid outfits? X3
Mirage: It won't help their already bruised egos, though.
Red Alert: I may have snapped a few photos… for blackmail.
Jazz: Mind sharing a few?
III. End up being a petbots
The twins had really pissed me off when the pranked Mirage during our date.
So they ended up as Bluestreak's cute wittle puppies for a week.
Yet I accidentally made them "horny" puppies…Smokescreen is not a happy roommate.
Bluestreak: The twins were horrified after I told them.
Foxy:And for that I apologize…. Again. Hey, at least they learn their lesson!
Prowl: Though Optimus isn't too happy with Sideswipe's attempt to hump on his left pede.
IV. Wearing a very adorable loli outfit with matching accessories
Yeah… remember when I hypnotized Ratchet?
I forgot to mention I made him wear a full pink loli nurse outfit…
And made him behave very cute and girly…
For example, when First Aid asked what was he wearing…
He LITERALLY said, "Oh, this? *giggle* Isn't it lovely? Mistress Xena made it for me. *giggle*"
Ratchet: I made her do the same thing to Ironhide.
Ironhide: It was punishment for being a smart aft to ya, huh?
Ratchet: Yes, and Chromia adored your outfit when I sent her the pictures
Foxy and Ironhide: YOU DID WHAT?!
Foxy: That's why you should NEVER mess with a techno-organic kitsune!
Cliffjumper: *Currently wheezing from laughing his aft off*