Foxy: Wow, two chapter in one day!

Mirage: Looks like inspiration struck really hard this time.

Foxy: Like one of Ratchet's wrenches of Doom…

Mirage: *winces* Guess femmes aren't exempted from Ratchet's wrath, huh?

Foxy: Yup, Smokescreen made a lot of credits on that bet and a wrench to the helm.

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Autobot Bad Ideas

Chapter 10: Videogames

The following videogames are now banned from the Ark:

I. Mario Party Series

A lot of friendships and relationships were ruined.

Poor Smokescreen, the ARK's psychiatrist is now booked for 18 months of group sessions and couple's therapy.

Foxy: Mirage it's time for your group therapy session with Hound and Cliffjumper!

Mirage: Last time I was there the two of them wanted to strangle me!

Foxy: Don't make me drag you there again cause I WILL!

Mirage: Okay, okay I'm going already!

II. Fives Nights of Freddy's Series

Reason: Autobots have very violent reactions to jump scares

Hoist: There's a huge pile of broken computer monitors in the scrap room…

To which were either:

Punched through

Shot at

Smashed

Thrown out the window

…

I'll leave it to your imagination to which Autobot did what.

Wheeljack: At least I now have tons of spare parts for Teletraan.

However, Rokoshay was placed into the brig for a scare prank for a week.

Prowl: Consisted of turning off the lights suddenly, kiddie carousel music, recorded Freddy laugh, and a Freddy plushie with light up eyes.

Rokoshay: WORTH IT!

III. Mortal Kombat Series

Rokoshay: JESUS, these bots are squeamish!

Foxy: When it comes to the game's brutalities and fatalities, I would too…

Literally ALL the bots are squeamish about the most horrid and digusting ways a human can die.

Even Ironhide, who threw up thrice after watching just one match.

Though Optimus DID faint at the sight of Mileena's Tasty Treat…

IV. World of Warcraft

I LITERALLY had to put the mechs of Autobot army in time out!

They were split into two groups lead by Rodimus (Horde) and Optimus (Alliance).

The rivalry between them grew quite…chaotic.

So, I requited the Dinobots (who aren't into the game) and the Femmes (including Arcee)

And we all place them in time out for a good 6 hours…

Rokoshay: I wasn't much help because I was trying not to pee on myself while rolling on the floor laughing…

At least it's ov-

Ironhide: For the Horde!

Foxy: *optic twitches and points to a corner* Corner. Now.

V. Dragon's Lair I and II

And no, they didn't play it on easy.

THAT would be cheating…

Spike: Though it was funny to see that even highly-intelligent alien robots struggle in playing the game.

Bumblebee: It's FREAKING hard, Spike!

Jazz: Slagging impossible! Not even Perceptor, Prowl, Skyfire, or Wheeljack can beat it!

Sparkplug: Never thought I'd hear Optimus curse, either…

*Slag walks in, beats the game, and walks out*

Everyone: O.o

Now for a videogame that is encouraged to be played:

Fire Emblem Series

A videogame that Prowl actually enjoys playing!

Heck, he even keeps a collection of every Fire Emblem game made in his quarters.

Ratchet: He even takes breaks from work to play the game! Even refuels while playing!

Ratchet's a happy bot.

Foxy: Enjoy this chapter? Then comment and give more ideas for themes in future chapters! See you next time!