Foxy: .COLD. COLD. COLD. I HATE THE COLD!
Sideswipe: we know...
Foxy: I don't belong in the cold environment! MY PLANET IS A TROPICAL PLANET! I WASN'T BUILT FOR THIS WEATHER!
Sunstreaker: *groans* we know...
Back in Base:
Mirage: Punishing the twins by hearing my mate complain about the cold? That's a bit cruel.
Prowl: Foxy still agreed to it.
Mirage: At least I gain a cold fluffy fox to cuddle and warm up when they get back!
DISCLAIMER: Foxyvixenbb DOES NOT own Transformers or Rokoshay. Only herself! God it's cold!
Autobot Bad Ideas
Chapter 12: Party Rules
Here are four rules whenever there the Autobots have a party:
1) Don't Drink Anything Sideswipe gives you!
Especially if your human...
Sideswipe been trying to make some human alcoholic drinks for our human allies...
BAD IDEA to let him do that.
One sip and:
Rokoshay speaking drunk Japanese
Sparkplug out cold
Spike making out with Bumblebee's pede
Carly laughing at every little thing Prowl does
Chip thinking he's a peacock and needs to fly (FACT: PEACOCKS DON'T FLY.)
Raul...RAUL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 0/0
Cliffjumper: *panicing* Tracks! Raul is doing a strip tease!
Tracks: WHAT?!
Sideswipe is banned from making drinks for humans
2) KNOW YOUR LIMITS!
Especially if your a lightweight...
We don't want another puke fest after the last six times...
3) Don't push Foxy to drink.
I HATE the taste of alcohol/high-grade.
I don't drink it. Push me and call me names, I don't care.
Spike my drink, I will know just from the taste and dump my drink on you.
but if it's Pepsi and I WILL NEUTER YOU.
DON'T TOUCH MY PEPSI!
Ratchet: It's an unhealthy addiction.
Mirage: Then why don't you put a stop to it?
Ratchet: Tried it once... it had to take Optimus, Rodimus, and Ironhide to pervent her from neutering me on sight. *shiver*
4) If a mated bot gets drunk, RECORD IT!
Sober Mirage is a romantic gentlebot and I love it.
Drunk Mirage is a lovey-dovey dork and I LOVE it!
"She soooooo pretty! *hic* She m-my precious mate! My precious pretty! *leans on me and purrs* My-my pretty pretty precious *hugs my waist as he lays his helm on my legs* mine! all mine! *hic* *giggles*"
I tried sooooo hard not to giggle/laugh. Can't say for the rest of the crew.
Mirage never lived it down after that party.
Hound: *enters habsuite and jokes* Hey, Raj! Is you pretty precious here?
Foxy: *giggles madly*
Mirage: *face is red like a tomato* yes...
Foxy: Sorry for the short chapter... It's just cold.
Lambo Twin: WE KNOW...