"Dr. Torres" Arizona smiled as the elevator doors slid open to expose one of her favorite latinas looking incredible in her navy scrubs and white lab coat, her hair up in a messy bun and exposing her neck to the blonde. "Dr. Robbins" Callie smirked as the doors slid closed leaving just the two women alone stood next to each other. "So yesterday was fun" Arizona smiled as she eyed the brunette from the corner of her eye. "I'm glad you enjoyed it" Callie smirked, knowing that Arizona was staring at her intently. "So that date huh?" Arizona smiled hopefully. "I see you haven't learnt how to be subtle yet" Callie scoffed. "Remember that time we made that rule about being nice to each other" Arizona played as she bumped her shoulder against Callie's. "Remember that time we stood in this exact elevator after we had broken up and you kissed me out of nowhere and it was incredibly hot and we didn't even say a single word to each other?" Callie mused, a smile playing on her lips when she heard Arizona sigh dreamily. "I never could resist your lips" Arizona grinned. "Your doing a pretty good job right now" Callie laughed. "Trust me its not easy" Arizona admitted as the elevator stopped and the doors slid open. "Don't forget to call me Calliope" Arizona winked over her shoulder as she skated away on her Heeley's making Callie laugh. "Dude close your mouth your drooling" Alex smirked as he walked into the elevator after seeing Callie's facial expression and then seeing Arizona skating away, something he hadn't seen for a long time. "Huh... what?" Callie asked, for the first time noticing Alex's presence. "Nothing Torres" Alex laughed. "What?" Callie asked with frustration. "You might want to wipe the drool off your chin Torres" Alex laughed when Callie's hand rose to her chin before she realised what he had said and she scowled at him. "Funny. Tell me, hows Mer?" Callie shot back. "Why would I know... you'd have to ask her" Alex said nervously. "Sure I would Dr. Karev. Sure I would" Callie smirked as the elevator doors opened. "your secrets safe with me Dr. Karev" Callie whispered as she breezed past him, throwing a wink over her shoulder as she turned to walk down the corridor. Callie spent the rest of her day in and out of the trauma room, checking on suspected breaks and fractures, setting what she could and scheduling surgeries for the next day, knowing she had the interns on ortho rotation and wanting them to get some decent experience with orthopaedics. She couldn't help the twinge of excitement that flushed through her at the prospect of sharing some surgery time with her little girl again. Operating time with Sofia was her absolute favorite, she got a rush off it and felt like she was one half of a dream team, that thought alone bringing a beaming smile to her face. "What's got you so happy Dr. Torres?" the voice drawing Callie from her musings as she glanced up to see the beautiful face watching her intently. "I was just thinking about the possibility of getting to do a surgery tomorrow with my favorite intern" Callie whispered conspiritually with a wink. "I'm sure Stacy is looking forward to it too" Sofia scoffed. "She's my second favorite" Callie laughed as she rose to monitor the new charts that had just been dumped on the desk beside her. "So whose your favourite attending then?" Sofia smirked, having caught up on the messages between her parents and knowing fine well that they were going to be secretly dating, and although she was all for supporting them in hope that she could help bring them both together, however she couldn't resist teasing her. "Oh I don't know, probably Dr Yang... she's bubbly" Callie smirked as Sofia glared at her knowingly. "Sure it's Dr Yang... I think your favorite is probably more blonde... blue eyes... shorter than you… perky… ringing any bells?" Sofia teased. "Very funny... not all of us drool over their girlfriends at work" Callie threw a mock glare. "Girlfriend?" Sofia smirked, raising an eyebrow pointedly. "Your girlfriend... Stacy... not my girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend" Callie stammered, mentally berating herself for her slip up. "Are you hiding a girlfriend from me mom?" Sofia smirked as she leant onto the counter separating them and raising her eyebrow even higher in challenge. "Dr Sloan, I believe your wanted" Callie pointed behind Sofia where a resident was calling her. "This isn't over mom... I want all the details about this secret girlfriend!" Sofia called over her shoulder as she dashed away. "Damn it, why didn't we have had a stupid child" Callie cursed as she watched her daughter retreating with a skip in her step.
"Because she has three parents that are geniuses and who are hot... so of course shes going to have inherited the looks and the brains" Arizona smirked as she crept up behind the brunette.
"Jesus... stalker much, where the hell did you come from?" Callie asked as she spun around and realized how close the blue eyed pediatric surgeon was stood to her.
"I'm always around Calliope, just remember that" Arizona winked playfully causing Callie to smile adoringly.
"So is my hearing playing up, or did you just tell our daughter that you have a girlfriend?" Arizona muttered quietly, knowing being so close to Callie was having a desired affect on the brunette.
"No what you heard was our daughter playing stupid Jedi mind tricks on me again and putting words in my mouth... I swear that kid is way too smart for her own good!" Callie pouted.
"Oh well that's good... cause you having a secret girlfriend hidden away would put a serious dampner on my intentions for you" Arizona flirted.
"And what intentions are these?" Callie smirked, loving seeing this side of her ex once more, a side she had sorely missed.
"Make it to the third date and you will find out" Arizona winked before walking slowly away.
"Hang on... we already did that once! that's not fair" Callie called after her, being very careful about what she said out loud in public.
"Who said anything about playing fair?" Arizona laughed before turning on her heel and striding away.
"You are so mean" Jo smirked as she caught up to Arizona after hearing the end of the exchange after watching the two women flirting obviously for a few minutes.
"Treat them mean to keep them keen Josephine" Arizona laughed.
"Just remember who your treating mean, you're playing with fire Robbins" Jo winked as she veered off to the elevator, smirking at Arizona's amused laughter.
Arizona felt her phone vibrate in her pocket and decided to grab a caffeine fix while she looked to see who was messaging her, with her coffee ordered she grabbed the mobile while she waited for her order and smirked as she saw the tinder message on her screen.
ROCKSTAR: two can play dirty busty, you think you hold all the cards, think again... game on!
Arizona couldn't contain the smile that beamed across her face at Callie's playful banter.
BUSTYBLONDE: surely you haven't forgotten how dirty I like to play... you used to love it when we played dirty ;)
ROCKSTAR: trust me when I tell you that your dirty play has never once left my mind, never.
BUSTYBLONDE: hmm... that sounds like your hinting that it has crossed your mind in the last 17 years since we last played dirty together!
ROCKSTAR: I would be lying if I denied it... and thanks for reminding me that its been 17 long, long, loooonnnnng years without your touch
BUSTYBLONDE: trust me I know how long it has been, I don't think I have had a decent orgasm since the last time you fucked me senseless
Arizona hit send and slid her phone back into her pocket with a smirk as she grabbed her coffee to go, and made her way back to the peds floor, her smile shining as she practically skipped through the hospital. She reached her floor and checked in on several of her patients before grabbing some charts and making sure that her rotation of interns had been filling them in satisfactorily. Checking her watch for the time and seeing she still had about an hour before she could head for lunch, she decided to head into her office to do some research for an upcoming surgery she had booked in for that afternoon, she had already prepped and researched till her eyes bled, but it never hurt to be over prepared. as she slumped into her chair and unlocked her computer, she smirked as she felt a vibration in her pocket and suspected she knew exactly who it would be from. Arizona couldn't help but frown when she found a message from her mother and not from Callie.
'just a reminder that our flight arrives at 7pm tonight, will you be there to pick us up or shall we arrange a car to take us to the house?'
With all her time and energy being taken up with work, Sofia and Callie she had completely lost track of the days and only just realized that it was the day before Christmas eve, she grumbled at the fact that having her parents around would delay the opportunity for a date with a certain brunette.
'I will be there with bells and whistles on. cant wait to see you!' Arizona typed back before dropping her phone to the desk and opening up the document she needed so she could scan over it, her eyes flicked to her phone when it vibrated and a grin exploded on her face when it was a message from Callie and not a reply from her mother.
ROCKSTAR: I know what you mean, no one fucks me the way you do, no one makes me cum the way you do and no one can make me scream the way you do. I have really, really missed you fucking me!
BUSTYBLONDE: Play your cards right and you never know what santa will bring you... I remember we once had an agreement to break in every item of furniture we had and the way I see it we now have two houses full of furniture
ROCKSTAR: god I forgot how much of a tease you are
BUSTYBLONDE: Is it actually teasing when its not an empty promise?
ROCKSTAR: If you keep this up I'm going to be finding an empty on call room soon
BUSTYBLONDE: Now who is teasing!
ROCKSTAR: How am I teasing?
BUSTYBLONDE: You know how your teasing with your suggestion!
ROCKSTAR: Oh it wasn't a suggestion... if you keep teasing me I'm going to have to go and relieve the frustration you have created... what happened to rule 2 of being nice to each other
BUSTYBLONDE: You think putting images of you touching yourself in my mind isn't torture? its a very very good kind of torture, but torture none the less
ROCKSTAR: What if I told you it wouldn't be the first time this week I have touched myself? what if I told you last night I came so hard moaning your name and wishing it was you inside me instead?
BUSTYBLONDE: Then you wouldn't be the only one needing to find an on call room... you should be warned, it has been a long time for me... like a really long time, your playing with fire right now
ROCKSTAR: Let me know if you decide to find an on call room, you may end up with a partner in crime. how long exactly are we talking?
BUSTYBLONDE: You don't want to know, a lot longer than it has been for you :(
ROCKSTAR: Ok I will dish the dirt so that you will... you know P and me were having problems for a while, it is probably somewhere around the 4 or 5 year mark... no laughing and no gloating!
BUSTYBLONDE: Why would I gloat?!
ROCKSTAR: Because the woman I left my family and home for, and I had lesbian bed death for the last 5 odd years and that must make you incredibly smug! now I told you, tell me!
BUSTYBLONDE: I would never gloat at your unhappiness, I love you and all I have ever wanted was for you to be happy, if it was P that made you happy then I would just be grateful that someone was putting that incredible smile on your face and making you laugh in the way that always makes my heart skip a beat. It killed me watching you leave with her... watching you move on... move on without me... but as far as I knew you were happy and in love and that's all I have ever wanted for you! please believe that... the day you two broke up I was over the moon, but not because you dumped her sorry ass... because you stood up for your family, for me, for my relationship with Sofia.. it is one of the proudest moments I have of you... but I was never happy that you had broken up with someone and that you were hurt and upset... when you hurt, I hurt
ROCKSTAR: I think we maybe need to sit down and have a proper chat about things, fill each other in on the last 17 years so we are on the same page, I really, really do not want to mess this up... I finally have gotten you back, I have no intention of letting you go ever again.
BUSTYBLONDE: Ok deal, however it will probably have to wait because my parents are arriving tonight, which unfortunately means less time for sneaking around and flirting with my favorite ortho goddess
ROCKSTAR: That's cool, we will work it out... we have the rest of our lives, there is no rush for anything. just remember that I love you and I'm thinking about you like every second of the day like a love sick teenager and every second I get to spend with you is a moment I treasure, and every time you smile at me I fall more in love with you and every time you wink at me or look at me with those flirty eyes it makes me want to jump your bones
BUSTYBLONDE: Reckon you can get away for lunch soon... I hate to be all clingy and desperate, but I kind of miss seeing your face already
ROCKSTAR: Message me when your heading down and I will meet you there, I'm just doing some boring budgeting anyway so I can come at the drop of a hat. FYI I haven't forgotten that you haven't answered the how long question... nice try though blondie!
BUSTYBLONDE: If I tell you, and you laugh... its possible that I will kill you
ROCKSTAR: I promise
BUSTYBLONDE: Well lets see... you left 15 years ago... so that would make it around 13 years
BUSTYBLONDE: Did I just hear you gasp from all the way in my office?
ROCKSTAR: Haha funny! 13 years... I'm impressed! the Arizona I first met couldn't have gone 13 hours without getting her leg over... why so long?
BUSTYBLONDE: Did you just say that I was a slag when we first met?
ROCKSTAR: if the cap fits baby ;)
BUSTYBLONDE: Ouch! I will remember that when your trying to get lucky! since you there have been 4 people... you know about K, before him there was 2 random flings and both felt like I was cheating on you... K was an experiment like I already said, and after him there was one last attempt with someone I dated a few times and tried to build a connection with... but they just weren't you... and I know that is probably coming across as all kinds of creepy, but its true. it always felt like I was betraying you, so I just gave up... and that was around 13 years ago.
ROCKSTAR: I'm torn on this... on one hand I'm really sorry that it was like that for you, I know how much you love sex and it must have been really hard for you to lose the ability to enjoy that... on the other hand I'm really really happy that nobody has had there hands on you for over a decade
BUSTYBLONDE: God that sounds even worse... over a decade!
ROCKSTAR: You know what that means though right?
BUSTYBLONDE: That I'm sexually deprived?
ROCKSTAR: Lol that too... but I was going to say that when I finally get my hands on you, your not going to know what has hit you... I still remember every single detail of your body, I still remember all the places you love to be touched, licked, kissed, sucked, massaged and stroked... and I'm going to make sure that we make up for all those missed orgasms from the last decade... that is my promise to you
BUSTYBLONDE: Time for that on call room! I will see you soon for lunch... if I don't stop this convo now, I will end up coming to your office and re-enacting that time we christened your desk... and the chair... and the couch.. and the door... and the book case
ROCKSTAR: You are always welcome in my office and just so you know... this desk still wobbles from that little adventure... imagine my surprise the day I came back and sat at my new desk only for the damn thing to be wobbly still from you breaking it while you gave me some of the best celebration sex I've ever had! see you downstairs xxx
BUSTYBLONDE: cant wait, love you x
ROCKSTAR: and I love you and it makes me incredibly happy to hear you say that to me again xxx
Arizona dumped her phone on the desk and tried to focus on the document in front of her but found herself daydreaming about Callie and the adventures of the head of ortho office. Her musings were brought to an end as Karev entered her office without knocking.
"Robbins... I need you to come and have lunch with me and Mer, were going to make it public today and I need my wing woman by my side" Karev ordered nervously as he waited impatiently for the blonde to get up. flicking a quick message to Callie, she joined Karev and patted him affectionately on the shoulder.
"You nervous big guy?" Arizona asked softly.
"Shitting myself" Karev muttered honestly with a nervous smile.
"Don't be, by this time tomorrow it will be old news and no one will give a shit... just make it through the next twenty four hours of gossip and your on the home straight" Arizona offered him, hoping her little pep talk would calm him down.
"Either that or I will just point everyone in the direction of you and lover girl to take the heat off of me... the rumors are flying around about you two flirting in the ER this morning" Karev grinned as Callie entered the lift before Arizona could reply, the sickly sweet smile the two women gave each other caused Karev to smirk.
"Seriously you two... I think its great your hooking up and clearly you don't want anyone to know about it... but your really bad at hiding it, you need to find a way to not be sexing each other with your eyes every time your in the same room" Alex laughed as Arizona quickly slapped him across the head and glared at him.
"I don't know where you got your information from Karev, but its wrong. Calliope and I are just friends and any of these 'sexing eyes' you claim we keep giving each other is a figment of your imagination" Arizona said sternly, her eyes begging Karev to drop the topic.
"Bull shit... figment of my imagination... when she walked in this lift I saw your eyes, you practically undressed her... I'm just glad I was in here before you jumped each other" Karev smirked when both women blushed.
"And you Torres... your looking at her like shes a juicy piece of meat and your a lion that hasn't eaten for two years... seriously dude's... just do the dirty already so we don't have to be subjected to these displays of sexual tension" Karev turned his efforts to Callie who was glaring at him but couldn't speak because she knew she had no way to discount anything that he had said.
"You know what Alex, Calliope and I were together for seven years, that's seven amazing years of incredible sex between to smoking hot women... so what if every now and then we look at each other and remember how incredible our sex was and how amazing the other looks naked... nothing wrong with it, and I don't have any issues with Callie getting her kicks out of having a quick perve, and I doubt she cares if I have a quick perve either... we're ok with it so suck it up and let it go" Arizona said pointedly, not taking her eyes from Karev who held his hands up defensively.
"By that token then... I have seen you both naked and agree, you both are smoking hot... does that mean I get to have a perve too?" Karev smirked knowing that his comment would get a reaction. Both women slapped him across the back of the head in unison and shouted 'No'.
"Ok... so just so we are all on the same page here... your allowed to perve on Callie even though your not together... and Callie your allowed to perve on Arizona even though your not together... but I'm not allowed to perve on either of you?" Karev asked seriously and nodded thoughtfully when both woman agreed with him. "So is it just me that's not allowed to perve, or is it everyone else... is this an exclusive Callie and Arizona perving thing?" Karev smiled proudly at having backed both women into a corner.
"Oh for gods sake Karev... just shut up will you" Arizona pouted, knowing she had been had.
"You two are so hooking up in secret... don't worry I can keep my mouth shut" Karev laughed.
"I really wish you would practice that whole keeping your mouth shut" Callie threw a mock glare at him.
"That's not what you were saying when you were begging me to keep going down on you all those years ago" Karev flinched as he felt Arizona punch him full strength in the chest.
"You did not just openly talk about the time you went down on my wife right in front of me, do you want me to stab you!" Arizona screeched.
"Robbins your so damn easy! I knew that would get you to admit your hooking up with your 'wife', really easy!" Karev cheered as Arizona blushed when she realized her slip up and threw an apologetic look to Callie who was too busy smirking at Arizona's defensiveness.
"Don't worry Arizona... I was begging him to keep going because he kept thinking he had finished when he was STILL nowhere near the finish line" Callie winked at the blonde who cringed.
"Hey... you weren't complaining at the time" Alex pouted.
"Oh honey... you should get Arizona to give you some tips... now she really knows how to get to that finish line... numerous times" Callie smirked as she patted Karev's cheek affectionately.
"I don't need tips thank you very much" Karev defended, glaring at the elevator and wondering why it was taking so long.
"Oh Sweetie... you definitely need some tips... take it from someone who has done a lot of lady loving... you haven't even scratched the top of that iceberg yet" Arizona winked as she stepped closer to Calliope, knowing that their teasing was getting to him, no man likes to have his technique pulled apart.
"Oh thank god" Karev grunted as the elevator doors slid open and he rushed out into the cafeteria.
"That was way more fun than it should have been" Callie laughed as they followed their friend.
"It was fun... mean, but very fun! in fact I'm pretty sure I have a book somewhere about a guide to going down... maybe we should wrap it up and pretend its his secret santa gift" Arizona grinned mischievously.
"I love the way you think... your not just a pretty face" Callie smirked.
"Ladies, what did you say to Alex?" Mer smirked as the two women sat at the table and pulled out their lunch as Alex stormed to the cafeteria queue.
"He was being a douche so we decided to mess with his head and tell him that he needs help with his oral technique... Mer honestly, you should have seen him freaking out... we're gonna give him a guide to oral sex book as a secret santa to mess with him even more" Callie giggled.
"Oh that's just mean... and I hope your both wrong, otherwise Alex and I are going to have a big problem" Meredith laughed
"Oh don't worry, once he has read this book he will be as good as any lesbian" Arizona winked.
"Oh we should so go to a sex shop and buy a fake vagina to go with the book for him to practice on" Callie grinned.
"Nah save your money... I'm happy to be his test dummy" Mer winked causing the other two women to guffaw.
"So today's the big day hey" Callie smiled warmly, changing the topic "You and Alex are finally becoming official... you nervous?"
"Not so much... Alex is nervous. He feels like everyone's going to be looking at him like he's Derek's replacement and he wont be able to live up to the McDreamy legend" Mer confided.
"Well Alex and Derek were very different people... I mean for one Alex could never pull off that hair! maybe we need to give him a Mc name... you know, make him his own legend" Arizona said thoughtfully.
"How about McDouche?" Callie laughed as Mer slapped her playfully for being mean.
"Yang, we're trying to think of a Mc name for Karev" Callie informed as the Korean sat at the table.
"What is it with everyone having a Mc name... seriously!" Christina groaned.
"Hang on... we don't have McNames!" Arizona frowned.
"Ok... pay attention... Derek = McDreamy, Mark = McSteamy, Addy = McHot, Arizona = McRollergirl, Callie = McWow, Mer = McMedusa, Bailey = McNazi, Amelia = McShemy... shall I go on?" Yang grinned.
"Who exactly calls me McWow?" Callie asked in amusement "I mean seriously, who came up with that?"
Arizona smiled shyly and raised her hand. "Guilty... but remember this was like twenty years ago and everyone was talking about McDreamy and McSteamy and I may have commented that you should be called McWow because every time I looked at you, your beauty wowed me" Arizona blushed.
"That's incredibly sweet and dorky of you... you should be McHeeley's" Callie added to lighten the mood before she got soppy with Arizona and gave away their budding relationship.
"Actually, whats with you wearing the Heeley's again?" Alex asked as he sat down next to Mer and kissed her on the cheek.
"I just decided they needed a revival" Arizona smirked and tried not to glance at Callie who she could see from the corner of her eye was smirking too.
Their lunch was light as the five attenings ate their food and laughed amongst themselves, when it came time for them to get back to work Karev glanced around the room nervously, noticing how full the cafeteria was with staff. He stood up and grabbed his tray before putting Mer's on top of it and moving it to the bins before returning to the general surgeon and taking her hand and pulling her up and kissing her on the lips with a smile.
"I will see you after work sweetheart" Karev offered loudly, gulping as he realized pretty much the entire cafeteria had silenced at his display and all eyes were on him in shock.
"I'll walk with you Karev" Arizona shot up and looped her arm through Karev's and guided him out of the cafeteria, coaching him to just keep breathing and looking forward