ROCKSTAR: its 12.01. Merry Christmas beautiful
BUSTYBLONDE: damn it you beat me. Merry Christmas pretty lady
ROCKSTAR: not everything is a competition... you know I was planning on sneaking over there and surprising you with a kiss under some mistletoe but there are way to many bodies laid around to not get caught
BUSTYBLONDE: I will happily accept the IOU... so the funniest thing happened today, I was talking to Aria and she happened to mention in passing that IF you and I were SOMEHOW secretly dating she would definitely approve of me and us... something you want to tell me Calliope?
ROCKSTAR: that little shit, I told her to keep her mouth shut I'm going to kill her. I'm sorry! are you mad?
BUSTYBLONDE: no not mad...just stop telling people... the whole point of secretly dating is that its actually a secret... duh
ROCKSTAR: oh come on... can you blame me for not being able to control my happiness? are you seriously telling me that you haven't told a soul yet
BUSTYBLONDE: I certainly have not... especially not Jo, she knows nothing lol
ROCKSTAR: hmm... is that why she has been giving me sly smiles and smirks the last few days?
BUSTYBLONDE: I wouldn't know... I didn't tell her...
ROCKSTAR: your a moron
BUSTYBLONDE: that's not very festive... where is your Christmas spirit?!
ROCKSTAR: work out a way for me to sneak over there without being caught and I will show you where I keep it hidden ;)
BUSTYBLONDE: I think I would have more fun trying to find it for myself
ROCKSTAR: I think I would have more fun if you tried to find it yourself
ROCKSTAR: Hey I know today/yesterday was crazy busy and we never got a second alone... I wanted to apologize for the conversation you overheard between me and Aria... I realize how bad it must had sounded to you, and I would hate for you to think that I talk about you like that to anyone and everyone, I respect you far too much for that... Aria and I have always been like that with each other, and very open about stuff... when we reconnected we just picked up where we left off and I realize now how bad that must have sounded to you
BUSTYBLONDE: don't stress about it, I kind of feel like Aria is your female Mark... I trust you Cal... but you were right with pretty much everything you said, your name is the only name I ever need to scream in that moment
ROCKSTAR: god I cant wait to hear you screaming my name again
BUSTYBLONDE: surprised you didn't hear me screaming your name last night after I left your house... I was worried I may have been a bit loud
ROCKSTAR: god damn this double glazing! I'm sleeping with the windows open from now on, regardless of how cold it gets
BUSTYBLONDE: when we get rid of all these guests I will make sure to open my windows too then
ROCKSTAR: I can think of better things you can open for me
BUSTYBLONDE: you have a one track mind
ROCKSTAR: yeah you... and right now my mind is on how much I wish you were laid next to me, I cant tell you how much I just miss you being my little spoon
BUSTYBLONDE: aww are you feeling all lonely over there in that big bed of yours?
ROCKSTAR: hang on someone is coming, be back in two xx
Callie locked her screen and jumped out of bed and rushed to her door and opened it quietly, scanning the hallway for any sign of life, happy that the coast was clear, she crept down the stairs and through to the kitchen, throwing on her trainers and tying them up before opening the door as silently as possible to not wake Jo who was sleeping on the couch, although if she already knew it didn't matter if she woke the slumbering brunette up.
Walking as quietly as she could to where she knew Arizona's bedroom was, she smirked as she found the drainpipe leading up past the blonde's walk in robe window, knowing from having been in the blondes robe several times she knew that the window opened outwards and tried to remember whether it swung to the left or the right. the drain pipe was on the left so she took a chance and hoped it opened right and with a deep breath she grabbed the drain pipe and gave it a soft tug before launching herself up on it and climbing slowly towards the window trying to not make a sound and wake anyone else up.
Finally she reached the window and gave it a tug as she held on precariously to the drain pipe with her other hand and sighed when she realized it was locked, very carefully she tapped on the window, hoping to only make enough noise to gain Arizona's attention, after several minutes and several attempts, the window slowly opened, thankfully to the right.
"Calliope, what the hell are you doing" Arizona laughed when she saw the Latina hanging on for dear life.
"I wanted to give you a Christmas kiss" Callie whispered with a smirk.
"Get in here before you fall you moron" Arizona scoffed as she helped pull the Latina through the window that was uncomfortably small.
"Merry Christmas" Callie kissed Arizona's cheek softly with a smile.
"You know after you risked your life getting here, I think we can do one better than that" Arizona smiled happily as she leaned in and captured the brunettes lips with her own, both women instantly groaning into the kiss. When the kiss had come to it's natural end, Callie leaned her forehead against Arizona's and stared adoringly into her blue eyes.
"I love you" Arizona whispered sweetly.
"I love you too" Callie grinned.
"Come be my big spoon for a little bit... no funny business though, third date remember" Arizona smirked.
"Sweetheart, I would wait a thousand dates if it meant that I got to worship your beautiful body at the end of it... just please don't take me literally on that" Callie winked as Arizona led her by the hand to her bed, a bed that had once been their bed. as they climbed in together and molded their bodies against the others, both women sighed contently.
"If at all possible, this feels more perfect than I remembered" Arizona smiled as she closed her eyes and basked in the feeling of Callie pressed tightly against her back, her arm wrapped protectively around her waist and her warm fingers splayed against the soft skin of her stomach. she could feel the Latinas nose snuggling into the lobe of her ear as her soft breath eased across her cheek, and the scent... the scent that is uniquely Calliope engulfing all of her senses, she moaned in satisfaction at the feeling of finally being home.
-oOo-
"Mom wake up Santa's been" Sofia called up the stairs as she charged excitedly to her mothers bedroom, she know it was childish but it was tradition. As she opened her mother's bedroom door she peeked into the messy bed and frowned when the brunette wasn't there. Shugging her shoulders and guessing that her mom got up early this year to make a start on Christmas breakfast only to find the downstairs empty as well.
Sofia glanced at her mama's house through the kitchen window with a smirk, she knew exactly where her mom was! She tapped her fingers along the kitchen counter for a few moments as she considered the many ways that she could play this out before deciding to be nice to her mothers and not tease them for once. Instead she would play the wow card and make her mothers realize just how amazing it is for them to have their family back together. And so with that she opened her mothers fridge and began to make the banana pancakes that her mothers loved so much.
Once the pancakes were finished, she crept towards her mama's house with plans to sneak into the room and creep into the bed with them and have a mother daughter breakfast in bed, she crinkled her nose at the possibility that she could catch her mothers naked or worse, in the middle of something, but before she could double guess herself, a sound to her left caught her attention and as she glanced towards its origin she couldnt help but gasp in shock as she witnessed her mom who just months ago wouldnt have dreamed of smiling, attempting to crawl out of her mama's wardrobe window and onto the drainpipe whilst her mama hung onto her to stop her from falling while laughing quietly at her moms swearing.
"You have heard of the stairs, right?" Sofia called with a big grin, laughing as both mother spun towards her in shock and blushed as Callie almost slipped and fell.
"This isn't what it looks like!" Callie grimaced as she battled to not fall.
"Really… you went with the most cliché line ever?" Arizona scoffed despite her embarrassment at having been caught sneaking around by their daughter.
"Oh right, well you tell me how I explain me hanging out of your window at six in the freaking morning!" Callie glared at her girlfriend who was struggling to contain her laughter.
"Are you two going to come and have a pre-breakfast breakfast with your daughter, or are you planning to just hang around there all day whispering between yourselves about god knows what?" Sofia scoffed.
"What's with all the yelling so early Sof!" Yang growled as she exited one of the camper vans and glared at the youngest Robbins-Torres before following her eye line and witnessing Torres hanging out of Robbins bedroom window and looking extremely guilty and embarrassed. "Oh my god, merry fucking christmas Christina. Wait while I get my phone and wake up Mer!" Christina giggled as she dashed for her phone and woke the other inhabitants of her camper who rushed outside exitedly to see if the news was true.
"Whatcha doing up there Torres?" Alex smirked up at the two women not even caring that he was wearing a pair of tacky christmas boxer that Mer had forced him to wear as a joke, as Yang snapped several pictures on her phone to have a constant reminder of this precious moment.
"Washing my hair, what the hell does it look like im doing you douche" Callie growled which caused Arizona to guffaw. "This isn't funny Arizona, help me get back in there" Callie pleaded.
"Looks to me like santa forgot he was meant to go down the chimney not down the drainpipe!" Alex said and caused a round of laughter which caught the attention of the occupents of the other camper, as well as several occupents of both houses as dozens of friends and family made their way into the garden to see what the commotion was.
"Mija, what on earth are you doing up there?" Lucia giggled at her daughter.
"Oh great Mami's here could this get any more embarrassing?" Callie sighed.
"Hey Cal, smile!" Yang laughed as she snapped some more photos.
"Umm whats going on?" Stacy asked with amusement as she entered the garden from her night shift and caught her grlfriends entire family stood looking up at Arizonas second floor, when she followed their gazes she noticed an ass hanging out of a window and heard some spanish muttering erupt from next to it.
"oh great our daughter in law is here to witness this too!" the occupents of the garden heard which caused an eruption of laughter.
"dont worry Cal I have evidence for anyone else who may have missed this" Christina yelled. "From this day forward we all know who secret santa really is" Yang smirked as a middle finger appeared from the open window before the window shut and both women disappeared.
"Ok everyone act like nothing happened it will freak them out more!" Mer giggled as everyone agreed and made their way into Callies kitchen which had been redecorated into Santas grotto and furniture had been moved to allow for several tables to be set up so everyone had somewhere to sit. Everyone moved around each other domestically as if they had all lived together their entire lives as coffees were made and handed out and breakfast preparations were began.