Lana's Flatulent Escapadaes
Chapter Three: Butt-Satellite Rocket
Serena and Lillie had decided to book a butt-satellite rocket to fly them to the Musical Mermaids concert. The tickets were so expensive that they decided to not take the Greyhound, especially since it was two states away in Arizona.
But a butt rocket could get you there, so long as you didn't mind being farted on.
Not that either girl was exactly thrilled about this. In fact, Serena wanted to vomit just at the thought. Lillie knew it'd be worse for her when the gas was actually squirted ut.
There was some fun in wondering who the giant girl who would power their rocket would be. Lillie had flipped through the brochure and hoped it would be Korrina or Viola, both adorable blondes. Maybe Elesa, or if they were really lucky, Skyla, the hottest girl Lillie had ever laid eyes on.
They arrived at the rocketport, and climbed in, buckling up. It was sort of like a jet but with no engine. And obviously built like a rocket.
They had to wait half an hour for the girl chosen at random to come out. Well, that's what the regular sized woman who instructed them on how the ride worked in case they hadn't been on before said.
At one point, Skyle did come out and Lillie's heart raced. She actually i did /i want to smell Skyla's fart. It would be such an experience. She also wouldn't have minded sample farts from the other girls to see if the prettier they were, the stinkier their blasts.
However, giant Skyla didn't stop at their rocket, but went to one with five girls.
"Nostrils going to suffer incoming," Skyla warned the customers who were lucky enough to ride on her gas.
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Lillie sniffed the air to catch some of the trail, wafting toward her nose. Oh, what bliss she was in, but as Skyla's rocket soared into the air, Lillie's heart started to sink, they weren't going to receive the best of the best.
But there were so many others here, they had to get a winner.
Serena decided to distract Lillie by talking animatedly about the Musical Mermaids and the new song she had heard they should be singing.
"It's called 'Trapped in a Pokeball' and is supposed to be about toxic relationships," Serena said. "And Misty is supposed to do some kind of guitar trick on stage."
Lillie knew that Serena loved Misty the most of the band they were going to see, but personally for her the best was Dawn. Her enthusiasm bounced around everywhere in their music video.
If she got to meet Dawn, that would be the best thing ever. But of course it was unlikely.
Viola came out, waving her huge ass, which caused Lillie to be excited a bit, especially as she lowered it over their rocket top.
Lillie looked up into her anus, waiting for the gas to shoot out.
Viola leaned forward, "My gas isn't fun to inhale at all," she promised.
And then her smartphone rang and she answered it.
"You're on the wrong rocket," said the voice on the other end. "You're supposed to be on the blue one taking the two boys to Seattle."
"Oh darn," Viola said. "I so wanted to fart on those two."
She stood up and looked depressed for a minute. Then a smile rose on her face and she pulled out a camera, also gigantically proportioned. "I know, I'll take your picture and look at it while farting on them so I can imagine you're smelling it instead of two worthless boys."
She snapped the photo, then let it come out, for her camera was a Polaroid. She flashed it at Lillie and Serena before hopping over to the blue rocket.
"Stick your tongue out boys and lick my butt, or we'll stay in port," she barked before sitting down.
"We have to stand up to lick and that means removing our seatbelts!" one boy said. Lillie could hear him because the window in the pod people climb in was open.
"I don't care. My butt will keep you from falling," Viola said. "Also, shut your window, or I won't let you out when we fart powers the rocket but if you're not smelling it, I have no obligation to take you to where you want to go."
"Now that's rude," said the other boy.
"Rude is not following my orders!" Viola said. "I could make one of you my toilet paper if you're not disembarked seven hours from now. So it is in your best interest to obey."
Though he did it grumpily, the guy shut the window, then both boys unbuckled and kissed a different portion of Viola's huge posterior.
"Good, here it comes!" she announced.
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It was steak and cabbage casserole but in fart form. Lillie felt a twinge of jealousy grip her, how she wished Viola had powered their rocket!
Of course there was still hope they'd get a good one but things were looking bleak.
And then out of the metal doors emerged someone Lillie greatly hoped would i not /i be using their rocket.
Lana, the blue-haired girl whom Lillie shared classes with. And who now guzzled a milkshake.
As her gargantuan classmate drew nearer, Lillie felt her throat constrict. Not her fart, anything else. She'd rather not even go to the concert if it was going to come to this…
And then the butt sailed down…to Lillie's intense dismay.
i Please let this be a mistake. It has to be a mistake… /i
"I hope you're ready for it to really reek!" she told them, shaking her butt like a pendulum.
Serena started hyperventilating. Lillie ws on the verge of doing this herself. Lana hadn't even been in the catalogue. If Lillie had thought there was even the remotest possibility she'd wind up here, she'd have aborted this mission.
"Oh, I can't believe I finally get to let out this STINK!" Lana said.
And suddenly it burst out of her.
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Lillie didn't even care if somehow this smelled less revolting than the other girls who worked there. But she doubted i. Just from how these two very powerful pepperoni pizza farts burst up her nostrils, she was certainly Lana had even more potent gas than all the giant girls put together.
Of course, this was just a guess, but she also had a feeling that her not wanting this at all made it even more unpleasant.
The rocket soared into the air as Luna kept farting. She high-fived Elesa whom they passed, while letting out a trail of odors.
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"Yipes, it would've been fairer to give them a free ride if you're going to release that!" Elesa called merrily. If it wasn't bad enough to her, from Lillie and Serena's tiny perspectives it was much more bitter.
Lillie had to inhale a little bit, try as she did to hold her breath. The most aggravating thing was every time she opened her mouth seemed to be the exact second Lana decided it was time to unleash another blast.
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Serena coughed as Lillie gagged, wishing she'd have insisted they take a plane or greyhound. Anything over this.
She couldn't believe her arguments about this being the best way to reach the concert were backfiring.
"we'll get some hot chick to blast us with awful smells, it'll be terrific," she had told Serena.
Lana didn't qualify as hot. Heck Lillie wished there had been an option for Serena to turn giant size and fart on her while flying the rocket.
But the girls did have to go through training to do this. Just like piloting a plane.
Lillie pulled out the brochure to distract herself from the gass splurting out and making them stinkier and stinkier. By the time they would reach Arizona, they might be too gross to be in company with others.
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All of Lana's farts were so loud they could bust the two girls under her eardrums, and this last one summoned a new bout of coughing from Serena.
Lillie flipped through the brochure pages, looking at all the pretty girls. Korrina in her skater's outfit, Viola dressed in casual, Skyla wearing booty shorts, Flannery in jeans, Candice with two very nice pigtails…
None of the girls within looked as unappealing as Lana.
Lillie saw Serena's butt sticking up against her seatbelt as she leaned against the window. Her skirt was red. Lillie wished she could kiss it, but being strapped down, she couldn't risk harmingthem both by not being buckled up.
Or even dying. She was certain the rocket didn't have air bags.
And then the rocket flipped upside down while Lana farted.
Outside the window, the ground was replaced with sky. And it looked like buildings were ripping out from some higher place, while nothing at all was below, the queasiness of the situation nearly caused Lillie to barf, what if she had been upside-down and fell all into a wide blue nothingness?
She didn't have to worry about it for long, as Lana's farts reached a new level of odors.
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Why didn't she have the courage to ask Viola to take their rocket anyway, and Lana could take the boys? That would've been more bearable…
i Picture this as being Viola, /i Lillie thought. She started at the picture of the blond, and imagined it was her butt looming over them, speeding across cities down below, or above depending on how you looked since Lana still had them upside down.
But the next bout of farts ruined this, for they were scrambled egg produced, and the brochure said Viola couldn't stand eggs.
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Her gagging reached a new level, and Serena looked to be in severe pain, about twice as much as Lillie herself felt, were she to hazard a guess.
The entire two hour flight was horrible. Lillie actually did throw up in a paper bag at one point.
Finally they pulled into the air center for butt satellite-rocket travel, and Lillie was excited, for the one thing which kept her from losing her sanity during the fart bath wsa getting to see Dawn live on stage.
Though now her clothes and face were soaked with fart juice, so she wasn't sure actually meeting Dawn would be good if the opportunity arose.
She waited for Lana to get off. But the white butt above them didn't budge.
"Hey, what gives?" Serena asked, opening the window.
"I just ordered thirty two Jumbo burgers and lots of fries and fourteen calzones," Lana informed them.
"Okay, but could you let us off since we're here?" Serena asked, exasperated at Lana telling them stuff they didn't need to know.
"I've got to wait here for my food and it could be an hour since it's a larger order."
"But the concert is starting in…thirty-eight minutes!" Serena said, after checking her watch.
"Oh, but my farts are more musical than any rundown concert. You can listen to them for awhile."
Serena gave Lillie a look as it to say, i Is this her idea of a joke? /i
It was true that Lana loved fooling people. It was her gimmick at school.
Lillie fully expected her to get off now.
Lana did. "Eh, I'm just messing with you," she said. "Go on and unbuckle, I'll help you out."
Serena did so in relief, and stepped onto Lana's huge hand…
But to her horror, she was put back in Lana's anus, and Lillie's classmate sat back down.
"Time to make you so stinky that no one would let you into their concert," Lana said.
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It made Lillie retch to inhale this fresh new bout of meat farts, but it was worse for Serena, her face trapped in that anus, her legs kicking about as she thrashed,a nd hitting Lillie in the nose.
Lillie had to unbuckle and put hereself across both seats so that wouldn't happen again.
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Broccoli and cheese coming out as gas from Lana was even more pungent than it had been from Lillie's friend Mallow on a sleepover.
Of course you could argue that this was because of Lana's increased size relative to regular girls, but that didn't seem to be the only reason, her sphincter just seemed to delight in producing more revolting sulfur than those other girls had.
Finally Lana unclenched her buttcheeks and let Serena drop.
Here Lillie was prepared to be selfish. "Hey Serena, put your butt on my face."
"Why?" Serena asked.
"I just want to kiss it, that's all."
"But it's horrible now. Lana's made sure of that."
"Please?" Lana asked. "You can convince Lana to let us go."
"She hasn't listened to me."
"Come on Serena, you just need to try harder."
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Serena coughed. "Why did we do this?" she asked, clearly in pain.
"It was cheap."
"Well, if we're stuck here, it's also pointless," Serena said, but she slid over and pushed her red skirt down on Lillie's mouth.
The blond kissed her friend's butt. Here she could be shielded from Lana's potency, or if it somehow reached her here, picture that Serena had produced it, which would make it better.
Meanwhile, Serena tried to reason with Lana, only causingher to release more farts. After half an hour of this, she decided she had enough, and began punching at Lana's buttcheeks.
It was like light taps to Lana. She tookt he opportunity to fart on them harder.
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It still reached Lillie. Imagining Serena had produced it didn't help much, especially since her friend wasn't making the motions of having unleashed gas. And then Lana taped up the window, and things got less bearable.
Serena's butt had no fart of itsown ready to spray, but she seemed to feel that Lillie being under it gave her some small comfort, and she began grinding around Lillie's face.
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One of the girls who was at this rocket station came in to fly her own with passengers waiting. This was Roxanne, and she stared.
"Uh, how are you farting without taking off?" she asked.
"I trained myself to do this," Lana said. "Plus the rocket is straddled down. So I don't have to worry about it."
Roxanne nodded. "Makes sense."
She got on a rocket with more seats, having a family of thirteen.
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Lillie didn't see her but Serena desperately banged on the window to get Roxanne's attention, to no avail, and not her rocket had taken off.
Another twenty-five minutes went by, before Lana's food came. She started chomping on it and Serena got off Lillie so she could witness this.
They couldn't open the window and though they shouted themselves hoarse, Lana didn't hear them.
They watched her wolf down so many burgers, fourteen calzones, and oodles of fries.
She stood up and looked down at them, patting her belly. "Ah, that was a good meal," she said.
"You going to let us go to the concert now?" Lillie asked.
"What? No. What do you think I ate for? That stuff is in my belly so it can come out on you when it reaches here,"she said, patting her belly.
"But you were supposed to drive us to our destination, and then let us out!" Serena screamed.
"I'm allowed to keep some passengers prisoner once per month. At least until the event you flew for ends. Sucks that it's a concert and not a convention, I would've preferred to fart on you for three days straight. But a few hours will have to do."
"You can't seriously keep us here!" Lillie said.
"Of course I can. It's allowed. And besides, I have to release on you, Lillie."
"Wait, are you saying you're doing this because it'sme?"
Lana nodded.
"Then let Serena go to the concert," Lillie said.
"You can't do that Lillie!" Serena said. "I came here to enjoy it with you."
"It's okay if just one of us goes, and it's you."
"Neither of you are going," Lana said, before Serena could argue.
"Excuse you?" Serena barked.
"I may have been eager to fart on my beautiful classmate, but you, Serena, are more fun to let gas out on. I can't i stand /i the thought of you being free, dancing out on the floor, having a good time, listening to good music…when I could be farting on you instead. That is a nightmare."
Serena was outraged. How dare she call letting her go a nightmare! Who did Lana think she was?
Serena stood up on Lillie's lap and started to climb out.
"Oh no, you don't," Lana said, pushing wither butt against Serena and keepingher trapping hanging over the side of the rocket, lets down in the pit.
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"Ew, that was wet," Lana said. "I almost want to get up to get away from the ickiness." She shurrged. "But not enough."
Lillie didn't need to hear her say that. She had received a blast of the moistness, and it grossed her out.
Serena had it worse. But Lillie had really hoped that sacrificing herself would work. Lana had wanted to go onher after all…
She could at least listen to Musical Mermaids songs on youtube with her smartphone and earbuds though, to block out the awful surroudings.
She started to set up with this, when Lana stood up and noticed what she was doing.
"Hey! No shortcuts to get your mind off things! I am farting on you, and you need to suffer from it."
She ripped away Lillie's phone and crushed it under her foot as though it was a saltine cracker. "It probably won't work again. Which is an awesome thing," she said. Before closing back and sitting down this time with Serena squeezed between her buttcheeks, looking incredibly uncomfortable, while tears spilled down Lillie's face, unbelieving that Lana could be usch a monster.
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And so commenced hours and hours of fart-sniffing, to her intense discomfort, with nothing but the brochure to distract her, and every time she read the word "fart," which was printed fifty-four times in that volume, Lana's blasts of sulfur seemed to always get worse.
Though Serena was even less enthusiastic, since during that time Lana insisted that she needed to be kept in close quarters to her anus and buttcheeks, in various positions.
Lana must've noticed Lillie's refuge plan beneath Serena, because as it was now, she didn't even have that to saveher, from this onslaught of flatulence which felt like it would never end.