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"Now onto reason 16", Hrmione started saying before Ron cut her off.
"Wait how are we on reason 16 when you said reason 3 last time!" Ron exclaimed exapserately.
"Ron! I'm not going say what number each reason is because there are different amounts each year. Besides do you really want me to piont out the numbers with each reason?" Hermione asked.
"Uh, no not really." Ron said a bit hesitantly.
"As I was saying reason 16 starting in our fourth year when the students from Beauxbatons arrived and while I admit that you were right that Fluer is part veela, it was still quiet rude and insenative of you to say that 'They don't make them like that at Hogwarts!'. Also you didn't believe Harry when he told you that he didn't enter himself into the Tri-Wizard Tournament even though he had no time to even research how to get past the age line. Even your brothers Fred and George couldn't get past it and they're more experienced wizards who create jokes, so they would definently have a better shot at getting in than anyone else who wasn't of age!" Hermione exclaimed.
"What about the rest of Hogwarts who thought that Harry put his name into the Goblet of Fire, huh? Why aren't you getting mad at them Hermione?" Ron yelled.
"Oh I was mad at them Ron, but you're Harry's friend and instead of giving him your support, you side with the rest of the school. And because you were too busy being a git, you didn't even bother to help Harry prepare for the First Task of the Tournament." Hermione said through gritted teeth.
"But we made up in the end and that's whats important, right Harry?"
"Leave me out of this Ron, I don't want to get hexed." Harry replied to Ron's question.
"Also Ronald, when it came time to get dates to the Yule Ball you were being shallow by only wanting to go with a girl who has good looks. And when you couldn't get a date to the Yule Ball you only asked me as a last resort and didn't believe that I was already going with someone else. No girl wants to be asked as a last resort!" Hermione yelled.
"Oh yeah, well what about your faults like spew? No matter how many times people told you that house-elves don't want to be freed!" Ron yelled at Hermione.
"Okay I must admit that I was wrong to try and free the house-elves. I guess I was just upset at how Winky was treated and didn't think things through or ask how they felt about serving wizard kind; and I noticed that Dobby seemed so happy being free when I met him. But if I do continue with S.P.E.W. it would be trying to get house-elves at the least treated better and not like how Winky was treated." Hermione stated.
"Just curious, but what number are we on and how many more reasons until we get to our fifth year." Ron asked curiously.
"If you must know I have given up to 21 reasons so far and only have a few more to go until I get to our fifth year." Hermione said, finding Ron's question somewhat amusing. "But back on topic; when I came over to the table that you and Harry were sitting at you got all moody and told me somewhat agressivley that I was 'fraternazing with the enemy' just because he's from Durmstrang. You also disagreed with me when I told you that the Tri-Wizard Tournament is supposed to improve international magical cooperation. Even your brother Percy told you that."
"How did you know that Percy told me and Harry that?" Ron asked somewhat angerly.
"You were grumbling about it for a few days." Hermione told him. "Anyway, you also accused me of helping Viktor with his egg; you also pretty much ignored your date. Not to mention that in a way you said that you hoped Viktor would get attacked by the Giant Squid when we saw him go into the Black Lake. Although if anyone deserved to be attacked by the Giant Squid it would be Rita Skeeter and Umbridge." Hermione said and saying the last two names in obvious disgust.
"Okay I have to agree with you on those two." Ron said agreeingly.
"My last reason from our fourth year is that you let the attention that you had from being a hostage in the second task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament get to your head and started to tell false heroic actions that you performed. I mean yes I know that it was nice for you to get some attention considering you have to basicly live up to your mum's expectations; but you didn't need to lie." Hermione told him.
A/N: Okay took me awhile to type this chapter up and post it, but I got it done. Also I had already planned to mention Hermione's faults with S.P.E.W. simply because I have to somewhat agree with most of the characters in saying that House-elves are or at least seem really happy to help. I would have settled for them being treated better and if you haven't noticed I don't like Rita Skeeter and Umbridge. Although I'm sure my hatred for the pink clad scum will grow once I read the fifth book. I would like to thank everone that has reviewed, followed, and favorited my story. I'm sorry but the next chapter will take longer for me to post, because as I said earlier I have yet to read the Fifth Harry Potter book. The next chapter is going to start with reason 27. I'm still looking for a beta reader so if you're interested please PM me. Also note that on my profile I have a poll about if I should have the pairing listed or not.