Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and never will.
A/N: Also I got 2 reviews, 1 for chapter 3 and another chapter 5. Anyways I will state something that another author got on me about, Crookshanks wasn't the only cat in the castle nor in Griffindor since this reviewer is going directly for Crookshanks as the attacker. Not only that but owls also eat rats and it was stated that Scabber's an old rat so could've died of old age; he also could've escaped from his cage and died from any of the causes I have stated. Also rats and mice are narural prey for cats and since the reviewer stated that there were cat whiskers by Scabber's cage I shall address thier stupidity about that as well, like I stated before there are other cats in Griffindor as well and it may seem like cat whiskers but that can't be said for sure as rats have whiskers as well. Now though I don't really cuss on here becuase kids could read my stories this reveiwer used one and I'll only have it for my point. The reviewer stated that Hermione was more of a b**** than Ron was and that most of thier fights were Hermione's fault. If this reveiwer was smart and wasn't critisizing my work and being an a** they would have noticed that I never did point out whose fault the fights were because I know it's both thier fualts for that, not just one. Lastly I clearly stated in the summary of this story that there is some Ron bashing and if you don't like, don't read. If this person used common sense when it came to thier complaints then I wouldn't need to add this author's note in the beginning of this chapter and make those who are following this story think for a second that I have another chater up and to them I am sorry.
"Before you start listing your reasons for fifth year Hermione, can you tell me what number we're on?" Ron asked with slight nervousness tinting his voice.
"Starting in our fifth year is reason 27. When we entered the compartment on our way to Hogwarts after the perfect meeting, you complained that you were starving and then grabbed a chocolate frog form Harry. I mean while yes he's your friend the very least you could do is be polite and ask." Hermione replied a bit angerly.
"Oh yeah, well what about your rubbish remark about the paper Luna's father runs; The Quibbler. Not to mention that you did insult Luna. Just because she believes in creatures that may or may not exist and not many people believe what's written in The Quibbler doesn't mean that it's right to be judgemental." Ron remarked a bit angerly his face starting to go red.
"Really Ron. You forget that I did try to take back that remark about The Quibbler being rubbish, not to mention the fact that you also insulted her when you told her she had a rubbish sense of humor. May I also remind you that when it comes to me, I'm the type of person who needs proof when it comes to new information most of the time. Add to the fact that unlike you who judge people based on their house affiliations, Luna and I were able to put aside our differences and work together to get people to believe that Voldemort was back." Hermione replied to his remark in a deceptively calm tone of voice and with a raised brow.
"Oh yeah, right, I forgot." Ron mumbled a bit sheepishly.
"Anyway back on topic. When Nearly Headless Nick made that comment about the blood that runs through his veins and you asked him 'What blood?'. I mean common sense would tell you that he meant it as a figure of speech. Not to mention the fact that you thought that Divination was in the North Tower when common sense would have also told you that it's impossible for a centuar to climb up a ladder. Even Parvati told you that, and before you ask how I know Parvati was complaining about that in our dorms the night of Firenze's first day as teacher." Hermione replied trying to get things back on track.
"Also Ron before you say anything about me knitting hats and other clothing items in an attempt to free the Hogwarts' house-elves; which only resulted in creating more work for Dobby. May I remind you that even I could see that if I were to attempt to and succeeded in freeing Kreacher that it would spell disaster for The Order." Hermione said in a slightly tight voice when Ron went to open his mouth.
"As I was saying before about staying on topic before I had to explain myself." She said giving Ron a withering look. "When your brothers Fred and George were testing their products on the first years you didn't even get up or offer to help and perform your job as a perfect." Hermione stated angerly, her voice raised slightly in aggitation.
"Not to mention that your work ethic is kind of poor seeing as I have to continueously help you with your homework and you complained about taking notes for class. I mean how hard is it to open up a book and research not to mention just simply writing down things that you need to remeber!" Hermione yells, causing Ron to back up against a common room wall to lessen the volume of Hermione's shouting.
"Along with the fact that we are almost constantly argueing, which isn't healthy for a relatioship." Hermione stated now a good bit calmer.
Ron, seeing that Hermione's calmed down replies, "But what about Harry, and besides you always help us. Also we only argue so much because that's one of the ways people show their affection; you know like how little boys torment the girls they like."
Ron's comment was met with silence. Everyone was staring at the redhaed wondering how he could be so dense.
Releasing a heavy sigh Hermione goes to respond to the stupidness of Ron's comments. "First of all Ron, Harry at the very least tries to understand the material before asking me for help. Second of all what you said about people argueing to show their affection towards each other along with the metaphor that you used is absolute rubbish. Like I said before it's not healthy for a relationship that contains mostly yelling at and argueing with each other. Also lets not forget that when you found out that I was writing a letter to Viktor you got all grumpy and disgruntled. I mean there's nothing wrong with friends writing letters to each other."
"Fine, now are there anymore reasons for our fifth year?" Ron asked hoping that that was it.
"Actually no, not for our fifth year. Now that is a total of 34 reasons Ron." Hermione replied in a somewhat cheerful voice.
"Ugh!" Ron groand at the amout of reasons Hermione has so far.
A/N: I'm so SORRY! I know it took a while for me to get this done but with my job being exhuasting and the fact that my room needed to be painted and reorganised a bit; it left me with little time to finish the fifth book. I had to pack up my room including my books and even though my room's done I don't have a book case so I have to root through a storage tote in my room because it has all my books in it. I just finished the fifth book this morning before I had to leave for work, and when I got home after I changed my clothes I took a nap. Next is the sixth chapter but it will aslo take a while for me the get it done since I have to read the sixth book. Anyways thank you to all of you who have reviewed, favorited, and following this story. I may or may not post another story before the sixth chapter is done, and I wanted to get my second Death story done so I wouldn't lose my inspiration. I'm still looking for a beta so if you're interested then PM.