Cullen truth or Dare…..
Bella's P.O.V
I was upstairs with Edward…we were…emmm…well we were busy. Renesmee was at Jake's for the weekend and Esme and Carlisle were traveling for 3 weeks. So the house was empty apart from the cullen children.
I was happy, doing emmmmm…work! Yeah I was busy doing work with Edward when he stopped and he turned to me. I could tell he was annoyed.
"Bella love, I really don't want to stop but Emmett is going to burst in here in the next minute and I want us to be at least a little decent." He gave me an apologetic smile before handing me some clothes. I got changed in seconds. I was wearing denim shorts with white ballet flats and a plain white vest top. I did my hair quickly, straightening it and I put gold hoops in my ears. I put some eye shadow on, mascara and lip gloss. I looked over to see Edward dressed in a white casual shirt and faded denim jeans. He wore white trainers and his hair was messy but really sexy. He gave me a smile and a light kiss on the lips before Emmett burst in;
"wow! I do NOT want to see my baby sissy naked Eddie! I had that experience with Ali and jazzy-pants. I wasn't happy…ROSE wasn't happy…Ali wasn't happy and Jazz Really wasn't happy! Anyways we have no kids around or parents so we want to play CTOD!" Emmett squealed, ACTUALLY SQUEALED! I looked at Edward confused. What the heck was CTOD? Is it a disease that Emmett has? I giggled mentally. Edward sighed and said 4 words to me 4 words and to Emmett. To me he said `Cullen truth or dare` and to Emmett `fine we are in`.
Emmett skipped (actually skipped!) out of the room calling;
"Come baby-bells and meet your fate!" i sighed and me and Edward followed him downstairs
"Okay who's the dare master?" Alice asked bouncing on the floor. We all sat in a circle.
"ZOMG! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!" Emmett screamed. I rolled my eyes
"jeeze Emmett calm down, okay pick someone without making their ears bleed" I said slowly like I was talking to a toddler.
"okay whatever bells…emmm EDDIE! Truth or Dare?" Emmett said darkly
"em…Truth?" Edward said smirking.
"come on! Urgh! Fine. What was the first sexual thought you had on Bella and when was it? IN DETAIL PLEASE ED!" I Giggled and Edward scowled. Emmett was roaring with laughter.
"cant we remove Bella from hearing this? Please?" Edward pleaded I laughed.
"No we cant remove Bella from hearing this…please enlighten us all of your gentlemanly order" i smirked big and Edward shrugged.
"fine I'm just trying to save you from embarrassment Love, well it was when I first visited Bella's house at night and she was sleeping and I was just staring at her body like; `damn she's a virgin…I'm a virgin…lets make some babies! No, no *laugh* but I was like; `if I was human I would fu** her up" Edward finished proudly. Everyone was shaking with laughter and Emmett was rolling around on the floor. I didn't find it funny at all. I stood up from Edward's lap and I looked at Alice and she nodded. I flicked my hair and went to the other side of the circle and sat on Jasper's lap. He was shocked.
"What have I done to have the honor of Isabella Marie Cullen sit on my lap?" Jasper said with his accent. I scowled and pointed at Edward;
"He's Pi**ing me off big bro…kick is ass after this game please Jazzy-Wazzy!" I giggled like a little girl and relaxed into Jaspers ward embrace.
Edward looked like he was ready to kill.
He looked round and caught the eye of Rose. Uh Oh.
"Rose…truth or dare?" he said with a forced voice. Eek! I'm in trouble later.
"Dare?" She said smiling big.
"I dare you to drive your brand new Ferrari F12berlinetta (it it even out yet? I haveno idea soz) into the living room window" Edward finished happily. Rose smirked and got up quickly and ran to the garage. We sat in silence.
"your birthday is soon Em, what do you want?" Alice asked Emmett trying to get some conversation going.
"I want ice cream!" Emmett yelled happily.
"Em…you CANT eat it! You are a vampire! V-a-m-p-i-r-e!" I Said slowly.
"All human boys eat ice cream!"he whined.
"What if…we freeze some bear blood and make it into a ice cream cone?" I asked smiling at my child like brother.
"OMG I LURV YOU BELLS!" Edward glared at Emmett and I sighed.
"Edward…he is my BROTHER…I am married to YOU! Seriously stop being so-"
Just then Rose's car smashed through the front window.
"OHHH YEAH! EAT ME EAT THIS BITCHES! AHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed as her car went through the whole front room and into the other side of the wall and into the pool. I couldn't stop laughing as Rose brought herself back into the house…soaked Jue to the pool. Her hair stuck to her scalp and her make up ran. Her clothes were ripped and the heel of her shoe was broken. If I was human I would of peed myself…oops I think I just did…