Bellas P.O.V
Rose came and sat in the circle, dripping water EVERYWHERE! I couldn't stop laughing I was bouncing on jaspers lap. Which had its effects. Yep. A hard on. I bit my lip trying to stop. Rose sat down and just smiled. Then she looked at me
"Truth or Dare bells?" She smiled big
"DUHHHHH I'm not some sort of wimp! DARE!" I screamed. Rose smirked
"Okay come with me sister! You too Ali-cat!" We all ran up to rose's room and shut the door
"Shield our minds Bells from eddie!" Rose stated. I nodded and I shielded.
Rose grabbed white boards and gave me and ali some pens. Then she wrote.
`Bella I dare you to let me and Alice dress you up in a stripper outfit and then wait in your room. Then me,Alice,You and Jasper have to run to mike newtons house, where you and Jasper have to pretend to have sex on his bed. Mike then will come in the room! Jasper will be in a stripped costume to!`
I just looked at her. Alice was laughing her ass off…of all the…with my BROTHER…who was very handsome…with my husband there…oh my god!
"you chose dare bells!" Alice squeeled and her and rose ran to Alices closet. A minute later they came back with a cat stripper outfit. I put it on, grimacing and let them do my make up. I then ran into my room and waited while they dressed jasper up. I heard the scratch of a marker pen on the white board and I sighed. Awkward much?
"HURRY UP GIRLIES! I WANNA SEE WHAT HAS BELLA SO WORKED UP!" Emmett screamed. Alice growled from next door.
"Shut-up Emz! Were NEARLY done!" Alice screeched. I rolled my eyes. Then the door opened and Alice motioned me to follow. Clicking my tongue I followed like a cat…like a CAT, get it? I'm dressed as a cat?…never mind.
ANYWAY I walked down stairs with Alice and everyone in the room (that was left) stared at me.
"What are you staring at?" I asked bluntly.
"PFFT! What are we staring at bells? YOU you dumb-ass! Your hot as hell and I swear eddie just creamed in his pants!" Emmett booming laughed made me feel embarrassed.
"Thanks em" I mumbled.
"So who you dressed up for? Is it me? Im sure rosie wont mind you sharing our bed with us?" Emmett wiggled his eye brows and I giggled.
"Its for-" emmett cut me off
"Edward your so lucky! Man just look at her! Yum!" I growled.
"ACTUALLY its for Jasper" I smirked. Edward and Emmett looked at me like I was crazy, insane, stupid, shocking e.c.t
"and your OKAY with this Alice?" Edward spat out
"Jesus Christ Edward its truth or dare! it's a dare! Come on out jazzy! So we can GO?" Alice screeched. I covered my ears
"coming" I heard Jasper mumble.
He walked down the stairs and my mouth fell open. Jasper stood…in all his glory…with…a man thong on…and a cow boy hat and he had little railings on him, I swear I just jizz in my panties.
"see something you like darlin'"? Jasper said low and seductive. I bit my lip
"why of course cow boy, how couldn't I like the FINE-NESS in front of me?" I said licking my lips.
"LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!" Rose screamed.
So off we went, Edward refusing to look at me…ugh! JERK! I dressed up for mike NEWTON? Seriously? God!
We arrived in 3 MINUTES. Me and Jasper ran up to his room and Alice gave us a thumbs up, I glared at rose and she laughed.
"Okay? This is soooo mortifying!" I gasped out laughing. Jasper laughed too.
"SOOOO how do we do this?" I asked after a minute of laughing
"why you ride me of course" Jasper said lowly and I growled, not in anger, from the way it sounded on his perfect lips. Mmmmmh.
I shoved him down on mikes bed, careful not to break it and Jasper gave me a shot of lust to help me from the mortification. I then straddled his lap and held onto his little cowboy rains. I listened for mike, he was coming up the stairs. I grinded into Jasper and he made a human moan. I moaned along with him. The door opened and as I was practically jumping up and down on jaspers hardness mike gasped. Jasper gave me lots and lots of lust and we cummed together. I moaned once more and so did jasper. I smelt the smell of cum and I looked at jasper, then at mike. Mike creamed…...EWW!
Mike looked flustered and he stumbled around his words.
"why…are you in my-my house?…bella arent-arent you with Edward? Jasper? Jasper HALE?, how did? Two on my bed? What?…what?" he was gaping at me and I smiled.
"sorry mike, Jasper came down to mine in this and I was like `I must ride this cowboy!` and plus Edward was downstairs so I jamp out the window and I thought you were out, im sorry!" I squeeled as Jasper picked me up and we jamp out the window. We ran back to the cullen house where everyone else was, laughing all the way.
We arrived in 2 minutes and then we collapsed on the floor laughing. Jasper then picked me up and hugged me, I hugged him back laughing. Edward glared at me and Jasper. Alice came down and gave us blankets and we covered ourselves. Emmett and rose were STILL laughing and Alice was giggling. Jasper sat back down and I plopped down next to him, and he put me on his lap.
"THAT WAS SO FUNNY BELLS, JAZZ! MIKE CREAMED AND JAZZ CREAMED AND BELLA CREAMED AND WITH ALL THAT LUST I NEARLY CREAMED AND IT WAS LIKE A CREAM PIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Emmett scream/laughed.
"yeah, yeah. It was fun while it lasted" I moak sighed.
"Alice truth or dare babessss?" I added
"truth babesss!" she laughed.
"tell us your last 3 visions!" I giggled and she froze in horror.
"okay…right, the first one was Bella and Jasper"she giggled nervously.
"then it was a new stock item in my shop that I MUST HAVE!"
"Then…it was a vision of our REAL mates jazz" she whispered brokenly and everyone gasped.
"I know this is a huge shock but me and jasper ARE NOT mates, Ive saw my mate in Charlie…bella your dad."I looked at her in horror. NO! NO! I don't want my dad into vampires! NO! Jasper sent me some calm and I nodded thanks to him. I shook my head and sighed.
"bella jaspers your mate"
I gasped and looked at jasper, he nodded
"that's what the strange pulling thing in my chest is?" I asked.
"yes bella" alice said
"Okay Alice we will talk later, next?"
"okay…Jasper truth or DARE?"
Jasper looked at me then said;
"dare"
Alice smiled a wicked smile,
"you have to call Charlie over here and ask his permission to marry bella! Then snog her in front of him" she practically peed herself laughing. I grimaced. Poor daddy. I handed my cell to jazzy-man and he phoned my house phone.
"hello?" Charlie's rough voice came through the phone. It was 1 AM…he had a off day tomorrow so it was ok.
"Charlie you must come over right now, its about bella…sir its important" Jasper urgently pleaded.
"ill be over in a minute son…hold tight!" he gasped then hung up.
10 minutes later and dad pulled up to the cullen house. Jasper stood up as did everyone else and he held me.
"WHATS WRONG WITH MY BABY? BELLA! IZZY! Baby where are you?" dad screamed. He came through and he just had his boxers on. `the simpsons` pair that I bought for him 3 years ago. They were heavily stained and I grimaced smelling old cum. GROSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Sir I wish to ask you for permission to marry your daughter" Jasper said formally. I giggled.
Charlie looked VERY confused and he looked at Jasper, to me, then to Edward.
"but she is married?" he gasped out.
"I don't care I LOVE HER!" Jasper screamed like a little girl then kissed me with tongues. And DAMN he was good at it!
"im going home and you better never call unless its an emergency ever again Isabella swan! I mean cullen! Or hale! I don't care! " and Charlie burst into tears and ran to his car and went home.
"poor Charlie."I sighed. Then we all laughed.
"okay I got an idea! Lets leave it for tonight and then tomorrow, bella tell Charlie your staying over night and then we will continue this at your old house bella and we can play pranks on Charlie" alice squeeled!
"Okay! But not bad pranks right?" I asked nervously. "My dads getting old…I don't know how much he can take".
"course not my mate" jasper smiled and Edward glared.
"Isabella we must talk…meadow in 2." and then Edward ran after that little speech. I sighed, gave Jasper a peak on the cheek, and ran after Edward…...
This was gonna be fun….not