Bella's POV
"OKAY! Emm…ALICE! Truth or DARE!" Emmett giggled like a little school girl.
"Jesus christ Emmy-Bear! Are you a homo sexual or WHAT?" I Laughed along with Jasper.
"fine…TRUTH!" Alice squeeled.
"DAMN-IT!…oh I got one! What was your human hair colour?" Emmett giggled again…im SERIOUSLY getting worried about my brother.
"Don't be so stupid Emmett Cullen, she cant remember ANYTHING of her human life, no mind her hair colour…stupid boy" and I looked up and stared into the hard eyes of Edward Cullen…fuck.
"ACTUALLY I can…you see, when I woke up I had the same hair colour as before (I saw it in a vision sillys!) but I HATED it! So ive been cutting and dying it ever since!" she touched her hair in disgust.
"so what was it Ali?" Rose Asked impatiently.
"…Ginger"
And Emmett burst out laughing.
"Shhh or you'll wake Charlie!" I hissed at him.
"Don't worry Darlin' I have him heavily sedated." Jaspers soothing voice filled my mind and I crawled onto his lap, Edward growled.
"do…not…touch…my…wife!" he growled like a Kitten…sweet!
"Edward Darlin',if you keep acting like that…YOU WONT HAVE A FUCKING WIFE!" I Screamed. Everyone winced. Oops, high voice alert!
"ehh, okay? Emmm…..BELLA! Yeah, Bella…Truth or dare babes?" Alice giggled…god everyone is giggling!
"Dare babess!" I yelled happily.
"Okay you have to walk into charlies room and put fake blood on your white top, and tell him you have been shot…then pretend to faint and then while he trys to dial 911 get up and scream some random shit then run back to your room!" she laughed evily…
Bloody Dark Pixie…
Grumbling under my breath I grabbed the fake blood she held and opened it then I had an idea…
"Jazz Honey…could you please help me with this problem?" I purred and his head snapped in my direction.
"of course Darlin' anythin' for you…" he grabbed the fake blood and put some on his hands and started to rub it into my top, just brushing by my breasts…I bit my lip to stop myself moaning…holy fucking Carlisle this was GOOD!
He smirked and Edward growled. I shot him a warning look while Jasper continued, then he was done and he smirked.
"all done Isabella" he breathed on my face and I was slightly dazed…
"thank you Jazz!" I leaned up and kissed his cheek, Edward growled again…
"some mother-fucker put a muzzle on that THING!" I Waved my hand in the direction of Edward. Then I went to Charlie's room.
He was so…CYOOTE WHEN HE SLEPT!
I managed to burst out crying (with jazzy's help) and I held my hand to my stomach.
"CHARLIE HELP!" I Screeched.
He shot up and if I wasn't doing a dare and a Vampire I MIGHT have pissed myself laughing.
"Holy Fucking Chewits! BELLA WHAT HAPPENED!" He roared…
"I was stabbed dad…someone was at the door and I opened it and they went STAB and then ran!" I howled then I fell to the floor and pretended to faint.
Charlie Ran into the hall, shouting for help and looking for the phone…I peaked behind my lashes to see the hall full of fake blood and hand prints that looked like mine…Im SURE it was Alice and she also had done the living room. Stupid Smart Pixie.
Charlie ran into circled before hitting something and then screaming…then I heard him fall to the floor…fainting. I got up and went into the hall.
Emmett had dark clothing on and a mask and was pointing a knife at Charlie who was currently passed out on the floor. I laughed and picked my dad up and laid him in his bed. I then ran into my bedroom.
"Love I AM sooo glad your back! I missed you!" Edward gave me his crooked smile and I smiled back, then ran into Jaspers warm embrace…woah woah! WARM? Okk?
"Emmett Truth or dare?" I asked.
"DARE BITCH!" Jasper growled and bared his teeth at Emmett, who held his hand up in moak surrender.
"I Dare you to go clean up all the mess that we made from the last dare…" I smirked and he smirked back.
"wait lets make a deal! Ill be your slave and do this dare…if you put your sexy underwear on and just wear THAT for the rest of the truth or dares!" he laughed like a crazy person…oh wait he is.
"DEAL!" I Sang and went into my closet…pulled my under wear out and went into the bathroom. I then put on the frilly thong and low cut bra. I smirked at the colour…Hot pink. I then pulled all my hair forward and opened the door. At the door was a pair of diamond studded heels and a note from Alice;
Bella
Wear these, you will be H-O-T…AND it will drive the boys Crazy…especially Jasper!
Love you!
Alice.
I giggled and put them on… them strutted to my room.
I opened the door and posed…hands on hips and my breasts popping out, everyone was shocked except Alice who smiled.
"Bella Love…don't you want to cover up a little?" Edward's voice was tight like he was trying to stop himself from doing something. Yuck.
"No actually im quite comfy" I smirked and ran over to Jasper and sat on his lap, I ground my hips into his a little and I felt something…like a rock…HOLY SPRAKLING VAMPIRES HE HAS A HARD ON!
"Quite comfy Mrs Cullen?" he breathed onto my neck and I shivered in pleasure. His voice was low and husky.
"Not yet Mr Whitlock" I smirked and he growled low.
I arched my back, pushing my breasts out and practically thrusting my ass in the direction of his Dick.
I meowed and he growled. Then a smell hit us and we all looked at Edward.
…I smelt pre-cum.
"Excuse me…I have to use the bathroom" and he ran away and we all burst out laughing,
"you look hot Bells!" Emmett sighed.
"Hot doesn't even COVER it" Jasper Sighed in wonder.
Alice and rose nodded and ran into the closet.
Then they came out…both in underwear.
Oh my fucking Carlisle…
Are they holiding whiskers?
Hey I don't…No…NOO!
They put whiskers on me…