Bella POV#
"Whiskers…seriously?" I glared at my two sisters.
"Yes seriously…" Alice started
"Because" Rose added.
"you"
"meowed"
"which"
"makes"
"you"
"a"
"cute"
"lil'"
"KITTEN!" They both yelled happily, throwing their arms everywhere.
I rolled my eyes, silly sisters.
I then paid attention to what they were wearing…Alice in a yellow poka dot bikini and rose in a red stipped one.
We
All
Looked
Hot.
Emmett sighed annoyed and we all looked at him.
"What is it Em?" Rose said with a glare.
"Duh our game?" he raised an eye brow.
"right…so…who goes, I think we should start over…it gets funnier and more embarrassing" Alice smirked and nodded in my direction and I gave her the finger.
"Okay…Alice truth or dare then" I smiled at her shocked expression…HA take that banana pants!
"…Dare" she whispered.
I smiled biggingly…-(not a word but hey, its cool beans).
"Strip naked and go into Charlie's room, then when hes all confused sing peanut butter jelly time and tell him you want jelly." I giggled and she sighed and stripped in front of EVERYONE!
Just then Carlisle and Esme came through my window and Alice gave a shriek and hid behind my chair.
"we heard you children were playing truth or dare…" Carlisle shot me a smile.
"and we wanna play!" Esme shrieked and plopped down on the floor.
"But darling, isn't it a little childish?"
"SHUT UP CURLY CARLY AND SIT DOWN!" Esme yelled and Carlisle sighed and sat.
"Why do you call him curly Carly mom?" Jasper laughed and Esme beamed while Carlisle hid his face in his hands.
"Why Jasper…because your father has curly pubes" she laughed and we all pissed ourselves laughing.
"Right…Alice go!"I giggled.
Alice scrunched up her face and ran into Charlie's room. Then I peaked in…
"Charlie…Charlie…CHARLIE!" Alice yelled the last part.
My dad jamp up having a spaz attack. OH MY CARLISLE I NEED TO RECORD THIS! And I got my camera out and videoed it.
"Alice whatareyoudoinghere?" Charlie asked.
"ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME OH YEAH OH YEAH AND BANJO'S AND BANJO'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY…PEANUTBUTTERJELLY PEANUTBUTTERJELLY PEANUTBUTTER JELLY AND A BASEBALL BAT!" SHE SHRIEKED doing this little dance routine.
"Why are you singing that AWFUL SONG alice?" Charlie asked.
"GIVE ME JELLY!"
"NO ALICE! GO TO YOUR OWN HOUSE AND GET JELLY"
"…K BYE!" and she ran out and I just managed to scamper out and onto Jaspers lap.
Alice put her clothes on and looked at me;
"Dare" I answered knowing what she was gonna ask.
She laughed and smirked evily…
"Okay two ticks!" and she ran downstairs.
2 mins later she returned with a crate…OH MY GAWD! NO!
"OH MY CARLISLE IS THAT…IS THAT…IS THAT…IS THAT." I MUST have looked like a fish.
"Yes Belly its your hyper crate" Alice said simply.
And she sat it down..right in front of me…with all the goodies looking at me.
Oh my flipping sparkling vampires…OH WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!
"VAMPS CANT GET DRUNK OR HYPER ALI! SO HA!" I pointed in her face.
"Actually Bella Vampires can get both…just takes a lot of Alcohol, by the size of that crate, Yes its DEFFO possible" Carlisle grimaced at a Memory. Oh god.
"Drink the vodka and coke first, then the tokay shots…then the energy juice…then Shloer…then the Tequila drinks, then the cranberry juice mixed with the sherbit straws and the rose wine and have 4 bottles of each by the way…then finish it with the bags of sweeties in there" she pointed and I went around the crate…oh god.
Alice handed me the vodka and coke bottle that she had al ready mixed and I downed it in a oner.
Then another bottle of it…
Then another…
Then another…
The shloer, energy drink,tequila..rose wine ect…multiple times…I was a drunken skunk…
All the other vampires in the room had a little alcohol to but no were NEAR as much as me.!
I stood up wobbly and Jasper followed me…
"Bella where are you going?" he asked sweetly…oh he has blonde hair, and pale skin…and he is smexii!
"STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER" I SCREAMED and ran behind Emmett.
"Bella I'm not a stalker…I is cha mate babess!" Jasper said wobbling a little.
"Can I wear you?" I asked Jasper.
"I'm a person Bella…so no you cant" Jasper said confused.
"But you're MY pair of Jazzy-pants!" I pouted.
Suddenly the room was shaking and I dove under my bed.
"EARTHQUAKE!" I Screamed. And then it stopped.
I crawled out of my hiding space to see everyone with amused smirks.
"Bella Darlin' that was Emmett laughing.."Jasper chuckled.
"oops…I have a new nickname for you Jazz!" I yelled, flaring my arms.
"which is?"Rose raised a delicate eye brow.
"Sexy Jazz!" I screamed and I pressed my lips to Jaspers.
Just as Edward came through…
Oh god, but im to pissed to care.
And maybe, I DON'T care…
Edward never gave me attention anyway,
Was I falling for Jasper?
Im not sure…
Was I still in love with Edward?
Im also not sure…
But right now, im to out of my mind to care…
Cos im gonna go have me some earthquakes,
And maybe a lil' more alcohol.