Bella's POV

"BELLA!" Alice screamed in my ear.

"Jesus Christ" I mumbled then I shouted "ALICEEEEE!" Back at her.

"No need to yell" she pouted.

I flipped her the bird.

"Hey!" she shoved me off the couch "That's not lady like"

"Fuck you Alice!" I laughed as Emmett Walked in

"Oh Jazz man!, you gotta feisty one here! Get the rope!" he plopped down on the couch

"I GOT SOME ROPE!" Esme yelled running in, but she fell flat on her face after tripping over the carpet.

"Uh….where did you get that rope mum?" Emmett asked.

"well, me and Curly Carly were having a right good pounding into, if you know what I mean" she winked and thrust her hips forward "and I was tying up Curly Carly, and there was some rope left over so"…she threw the rope in my direction and I caught it.

"Where is Carlisle?" I asked Esme

"still up there" she pointed up and we all burst out laughing.

"I hear Laughingggg" Jasper sang coming in

"and I hear a gay cunt speaking" Esme sang back

"You got whipped dude!" Emmett laughed loudly.

"Talking about whipped….Rosalieee" Jasper laughed and came over to kiss me.

Rose walked in with a long kinky whip in her hand.

"Ohh! Me first!" Esme screamed, showing everyone her bare ass.

"Oh christ im scarred for life!" I cried, pretending to faint to the floor.

"I DARE YOU TO LICK HER ASS CRACK EMMETT!" Alice giggled loudly.

"Im gonna barf" Emmett made a sick sound in the back of his throat.

"Do it…or….No sex for 200 years, no cars for 300 years, no houses for 400 years and.." Rosalie was cut off

"OKAY!" Emmett screamed and got onto his hands and knees.

"3 licks Em" I laughed as I put my head on Jasper's lap.

"Jesus CHRIST!" Emmet sobbed before leaning towards Esme's ass.

He ran his pale tongue the whole length of Esme's ass crack and shuddered.

"Oh yes baby! More!" Esme moaned out.

"so wrong so wrong so wrong" Emmett repeated in disgust, before doing it again.

Esme wrapped her arms around Emmett and brought his face closer to her pale ass.

"IM SO HORNY FOR YOU EMMETT!" Esme screamed as Emmett did it a final time. Then he stood up, and hugged rose.

"It…was…horrible!" Emmett sobbed, then he did the worst thing possible. He puked up Animal Blood all over Rosalie's hair. Her pride and joy.

"HOLY SPARKLING VAMPIRES!" Jasper cheered and I slapped him on the chest.

"This gonna get down good Brutha!" Alice said in a gangsta voice.

Rosalie just stood there motionless. Emmett crouched down and started kissing her feet.

"Rose…shit, baby im so sorry!" Emmet whimpered. Rose kicked him in the face, then ran upstairs.

"Tell Carly Hello Rose!" Esme said happily before plopping down on the couch with no trousers on.

"WAIT WAIT WAIT!" Alice screamed before running to the kitchen, then coming back with popcorn.

She thrust a bowl at me and jasper, then esme, then one for herself and filled them with popcorn.

"GO!" Alice cried.

Rosalie ran downstairs, with a handbag in one hand, and a nail gun in the other.

"oh you son of a bitch" she hissed at Emmett.

"ohh crap!" emmett started running round the living room, with Rosalie hitting him with the handbag over the head, over and over and over. As we sat and eat the popcorn.

"Shit…I'm starting to feel sick" I cried, clutching my stomach.

I puked…

And suddenly, before my puke could hit the floor, Esme's mouth was open, and she caught my puke in her mouth and drank it up, which made me puke harder.

"IM GONNA RAM THIS SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOUR BALLS WILL BE REPLACING YOUR EYES!" Rose screamed at Emmett.

"Bella" Jasper moaned before puking on me.

Then Alice puked Jasper.

"I WANT MORE!" Esme screamed before ramming more popcorn into my mouth, making me gag and puke all over esme's face.

As she slurped it up, Rose caught up with Emmett, tied him with the rope Esme brought down, and exposed his ass, which made us all puke…except Esme.

"Esme" Rose smirked, pointing to Emmett;s ass.

"yes!"esme cried, as she stuck her tongue up his ass hole.

Emmett barfed all over himself.

"Enough" Rosalie said and Esme went back over to me, jasper and alice and started licking the puke back up.

"mmmm tastes like Blood and jasper's cum Bella" she winked at me and I puked more.

"how, how?" Jasper asked weakly.

"Duhh?!, the times you cant remember?…Curly carly brought in a druggie, made you feel high, I had a suck of dat MONSTER of a lollipop" Esme fluttered her eyelashes, and Jasper puked on Esme.

"Shit just got REALLLL MODA FUCKASSS!" Alice did the peace sign before collapsing onto the floor, not moving.

"SHIT WE KILLED ALICE!" Jasper cried

"SHIT WE KILLED A FAIRY!" Esme Cried

"SHIT WE GONNA GO TO HELL!" I cried.

"SHIT ROSE NOOO!" Emmett cried at rose, and we all turned to see what was happening/

Rose, had got the nail gun, stuck it up Emmett's ass hole, and was nailing him in the hole.

"Whats going on here family?" Carlisle asked from the door.

"PUSSY SPEAK TO EVERYONE LIKE YOU SPEAK TO ME!" Esme screamed at him, And she threw a baseball cap at him, which he put on.

"Strip" Esme told him

"But…"

"I SAID STRIP!" Esme screamed in his face, her spit flying everwhere.

Carlisle stripped.

"NOW WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR AND DO THAT INTRODUCTION AGAIN!" Esme ordered.

He came back and walked with swagger.

"Sup' Nigga's ? who be eattin ma hole d'anight?, huh? Mofa fuka'sssSs?" Carlisle did the duck lips.

"I AM ARRESTING YOU UNDER BEING RACIST AND BEING A PEDOPHILE!" Charlie shouted running in and hand cuffing Carlisle.

"IT'S THE NEW JIMMY!" Esme cried, covering her eyes.

"OH WHOS DICK SHALL I SUCK NOW?" Esme whimpered loudly.

"Suck yer own!" Rose snarled at her.

"Kay!" and to everyones horror, Esme ripped her panties, and whipped out her dick, and with her flexibility, she started sucking and moaning.

"Oh christ£ I gasped before puking again

This is gonna be one LONG night

Review please!…(P.s/ No offence to Any Black People, Chinese, Japanese e.c.t)

Love you all!

Jasper loves you to! 3