Bella's POV

Carlisle was lead away, his shocked face horrified.

"Try not piss yourself Curly Carly!" Esme yelled after him, before the door closed.

"Holy starry stars!" Emmett murmered, and Rosalie kicked him in the teeth.

"Shut up you fat Bastard" she roared at him. Emmetts tooth came flying out.

"I GET TO SEE THE TOOTH FAIRY!" HE SCREAMED. I winced.

Alice Rose from the grave.

"LETS GO TO MCDONALDS!" Alice screamed, and all the windows broke.

"'Kay!" and we ran into the cars, but we grabbed random clothes before we came out!, duuuh!.

We arrived, and changed in the cars, then came out. I was wearing one of Jaspers

Long shirts, with no trousers, with Alices huge heels, Jasper wore Carlisles shirt, Emmett wore one of my tops, Alice wore a pair of Esme's top and trousers, and Esme wore one of emmetts tops, with tainers. And rose wore her own clothes.

We walked in and got a table,

"wad'yah want?" the girl asked at the counter.

"I don't want you hunnyyy" Esme replied, clicking her fingers 3 times.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?" the girl yelled.

"D'aww, your such a cutieeeee" Esme replied fluttering her eye lashes.

"I WANT 6 cheeseburgers!" emmett said, and the girl rolled her eyes and got them.

"On the count of 3" Alice told us excited.

"1"

"2"

"3"! and we all took a huge bite….a minute after the puking started.

"SHIT!" I cried

Esme took out some plastic bags she brought with her, and some water balloons and filled them all with puke.

"SICK FIGHT!" And we all grabbed a bag each, and hurdled them around McDonalds.

I threw one right in Alice's face and she screamed loudly, breaking all the windows.

"IS IT WRONG TO BE HORNY RIGHT NOW?" Esme screamed

"YES!" everyone yelled

"WELL IM HORNY RIGHT NOW!" she told us before throwing more.

The police were called and we were all taken into custody.

They tried to strip search us but Esme tried to fuck one of the police, and Jasper hissed at them, hiding me, so we just were thrown into one huge cell…with Carlisle.

He was sitting playing a banjo, with a ciggy in his mouth

"So you Nigga's gonna spring me from this Prostitute Chest?" he asked smugly.

"uhh…." we said before esme was naked and thrusting herself into his face.

"IM SO HORNY!" she screamed.

This was gonna be a long night…again…

Sorry its short! I only had 15 minutess!

Review please! J