Bella's POV

"WHO DROVE THIS FRIGGIN CAR!" I screamed as I was covered in rain water and mud.

"EMMETT IM GONNA HAVE YOUR BALLS ON A STRING YOU BASTARD!" Rosalie screamed, her hair was a mess with twigs and dirt in it.

"Why do you always blame me rosie!? It was CARLISLE!"he wined backing further into the forest with an advancing Rosalie.

"guysss…CHILLAX DUDESS!" Esme yelled, waving her arms. Carlisle sighed and pinched his nose.

"esme…darling…the POLICE are out for us, most likely the FBI aswell…we are convicts!. I an never go back to work!" he cried falling to the floor.

"Oh for fucks sake" Jasper exclaimed rolling his eyes "Lets just travel!"

"PRIVATE PLANE!" Esme screamed running in a north-west direction.

"ESME COME BACK!" Alice screamed.

"u wot m8t" esme said walking back.

"wrong diretion…its south-east -_-" alice exclaimed with a sigh and we all ran to the plane.

"YOU CANT BE HERE" the stewardess said.

"fuck datt" I hissed, breaking her neck and flinging her off the plane "I WANNA DRIVE"

I yanked the pilot door open and almost vomited.

The pilot was wanking off to porn on his phone.

"uhh…emmett…c'mere" I asked.

"What is it bellsy?" he said smiling at me, not seeing the pilot. I shoved him inside and locked the door.

"HAVE FUNNN!" I sang.

Emmetts screams echoed down the plane.

2 hours passd and I unlocked the door. Emmett was covered in jizz, a pair of boxers, and his clothes were ripped up. He looked horrified. I peaked round him and the pilot was there with a fag in his mouth, and a bottle of beer…taking deep draws.

"Yoh, dude" I clicked my fingers and he sighed and looked at me slowly.

"go sit up back" I glared and he scampered, naked, to the back. I got into the pilot seat and started up the engines.

"Ladies and Jasper, I am your pilot. My name is Isabella Whitlock and I shall be flying this jet today. Sit…relax…and please. No human drinking. Thank you" and I turned the intercom off.

"Hey bby" jasper said coming inside.

"Helloooo jazzyyy" I purred, inclining he came forward.

I gave him a quick kiss, teasing him…

Then I let go.

"im flying jazzy!" I giggled.

"BELLA THERES A FUCKING THUNDERSTORM!" Carlisle screamed from the middle row.

I blinked blankly.

And the lighting hit our plane, with a huge boom.

"SHITSHITSHIT WERE GONNA DIEEE!" Carlisle sobbed.

"DON'T LET ME DIEEE!" the human laughed.

"One more kiss big boy before game over?" the pilot fluttered his eyelashes.

"Hes MINE you gay Faggot!" Rosalie hissed in his face, her lips curled over her teeth in anger.

"SHAGME SHAGMESHAGME!" Esme screamed thrusting herself into the humans face.

"meh. Ill get what I can get" and they…yeah…

I kissed jazz again.

"ready to skydive?" alice squeeled bouncing up and down and up and down and up and down…

"WAIT WAIT WAIT!" Esme hollered.

"You can get some fresh air into that sweaty Vag Es" Emmett laughed loudly. Another bang of thunder banged and emmett screamed and jamp into rosalies arms. She threw him down onto the plane ground. Hard. And it collapsed beneath us all…

We all tumbled to the earths ground.

"whoo!" esme yelled and we turned and looked at her.

The human was dead. Esme was naked. She had tied the human up, his legs bound but his arms free. She road him like a scooter n the air. Air surfing…holding onto his arms.

"I LOVE YOU CULLENSSS!" I screamed before we crashed into a building.

"shit…twin towers." Jasper face palmed.

Just before the plane followed and crashed into the first tower.

"FUCKS SAKE" Carlisle screamed like a little girl. Stamping his foot.