The museum of nature history

(Skipper's POV)

The Five of us were inside the museum. Too close to the hall of avian extinction for comfort but what are you going to do? Rico threw smokebombs in random directions. Blocking our entrance into the museum from the cameras. Kowalski and Private got past the security lasers. Kowalski then hacked into the security panel deactivating the lasers allowing the rest of us thru. "afterhours field trip engaged!" I said. "I call butterfly pavilion!" "Negatory private," I said, "we're here to see one item only…the katana of general shenjin! Ancient japens legendary snowmonkey warrior!"

"ha…ha," Private said, "monkey with a sword." "legendary warrior private," I corrected, "everything I know about combat comes from shenjin's theories. This sword is history. Forged in steel." "Ha!Ha!Ha" Rico said, "monkey sword." I slapped rico. "Ow!" "found it Skipper!" Kowalski announced, "OH and it's right over there in the hall of accursed artifacts!" "lucky I came prepared," Private said. "Oh did you know?" Elsa said. "Good work Private! what you got?" I said, "garlic, wolvesbane…I trust you brought enough to share." Private predictably pulled out a lunacorn. "lunacorns eat sparkles! And sleep on rainbows!"

"You asked for it Skipper," Elsa said. "I supposed I did," I said. I sighed, "Move in!" we moved thru the hall pasted several accursed artifacts. Which included the Key of the Golden Squirrel (which Private was supposed to lock up!), a spirit jar that looked like it came out of the jade palace in kung fu panda (you know the urn of whispering warriors), a poo dog, and some weird necklaces. "what sweatervested neckbeard left shinjins sword in this wing? Nothing but cursed relics and unholy prickprat." I was half expecting Graveyard Eight's license plate in this place.

A strange necklace then glows to life, "YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE!" a demonic voice said. Kowalski, Rico, and Private screamed but me and elsa knew better. "Nancy cats," Elsa said. I found a light switch and turned it on revealing Julian wearing the necklace, "BECAUSE WE TOTALLY FOUND ALL THESE FANCY FANCYS FIRST!" Julian took off the necklace and in his normal voice said, "check it out! Voice changing royal neckeration. "I WILL EAT YOU SOULS!" "My soul tastes like gummy worms!" I ripped the necklace out of Julian's hand, "Ringtail! explain this unsanction tagalong!" "King likes to keep up with the lastest royal assosories you know…orbs, spectors…" "did you know they put sparklies on the eggs!" Julian shouted, "it's like now I'm the king of breakfast too!"

Kowalski put a scanner on the "egg" (which look strangely like another invention of Kowalski's…which I can't remember the name of…well it's not my fault Kowalski have to overcomplicate the names of his inventions). "I advise a strict look but do not touch policy…this entire hall is crawling with foul spectal energy!" The "egg" started to make weird mumbley sounds. "sh…" Julian said, "be still lord sparklebrighes…" Private back up in fear and bumped into something we didn't notice at all. "Ha! Ha! Yeah!" a spirit voice said, "I know…spooooky!" "GAH!" private shouted, "please don't hurt me! Talking jar!" "ah…no hey, sorry not everybody gets my humor it more chuckle funny then Ha-ha funny!" "I see somebody has a lunacorn…I like…not let's commite to love…I love lunacorns!"

"She likes to have her tail brushed," Private said in fear. "Hey!" Rico said causing us to walk farther away from Private and the talking jar. "Now we're talking," Elsa said. "no!" I said, "the sword of general shinjin!" "Meh!" Julian said, "it's no magic egg!" "I don't know," Maurice said, "that is a nice sword!" The magic egg hit Maurice over the head, "oh ho ho," Julian said, "you are a naughty jealous egg!" "this is all illuminating history boys!" I said. "Not all of us…" "don't ruin this moment Elsa," I said, "uh…too late." "where's private?" I said, "he should be witnessing this!" "now some people thinks the softness comes from brushing but actually I handfluff each strand separately!" "Ha! Ha! Ha! That is so funny I would have said brushing! I really would have!"

"Private!" I shouted causing Private to tie the display over in his rush. "hey! Whoa!" "I'm so sorry! I didn't mean too!" a cloud of red evil dust approached private, "Gullible iceduck you broke my ceramic prison of seven centries! You have Freed Kuchinkukan Destroyer of Worlds!" "nice going buddy," Julian said as his egg shock in fear. "You tricked me!" Private said, "you wanted that urn broken!" "And! I'm going to possess your body to destroy this planet! Turns out I'm kind of a jerk!" "what? Possess my body!" "whoever breaks the mystic prison hosts the spirit trapped inside, it's standard cursed artifact law I took an online course." "I thought you said and I quote their's no such thing a magic," Elsa said. "That thought I said case closed on magic!" I shouted. "Spirits are different!"

"He's right about that," kuchinkukan said, "Now please sit there while I possess your friend here!" The spirit made a weird sound and flew towards causing Julian and Private to run. Private tried to run away but tripped over his lunacorn…Which Kuchinkukan possess instead of private. The possessed toy stood up and it's head spun around 360 degrees. "huh!" "Oh, come on," Kuchinkukan said, "the lunacorn broke the urn?" The possessed lunacorn walked up to Private, "All right let's see what this body can do…KICK YOU IN THE FACE!" Kuchinkukan kicked private in the face knocking him into the rest of us.

"are we seriously getting beaten by a toy right now?" Elsa said. "Oh evil I missed you," he said before he galloped off. "Stop that pink play pony," I shouted, "there is no way to make that sound manly…" We slid after the galloping kuchinkukan. I body slamed into him knocking him to the ground. "you wanna dance prom queen?" he said, "yeah get some destroyer of worlds in you!" "I hate to burst your bubble… but you realize your stuck in a body of a preschool toy. Your not even a choking hazard!" "Ha!" he said, "matter of time chief…Once I possessed this loaf of smoked cheese 2 week later…BAM…six worlds destroyed. See you. Compared to that this body is…hugs are the best medicine…okay that was wasn't me."

The five of us jumped him only for him to jump off our back and onto the elephant. We follow him onto the stuffed elephant. Kuchinkukan stepped in front of private. "peekaboo," Kunchinkukan said, "to the face!" Private got kicked to the balcony at the other side of the room. "Private!" I shouted. "What is wrong with you!" Private shouted, "why are you doing this!" "Seriously, Kuchinkukan destroyer of worlds? It's right their in the name." Private walked off only to get trampled by kuchinkukan. The two of them quickly started to fight. "so lunacorn expert," he said, "chit-chat what does this toy do any special functions, secret abilites, optinal apocalyptic assesories?" "what?"

"E-gad he's a adaptive spirit but tell him nothing private! The more he learns about his host body the more he unlocks his world destroying powers!" I glared at Kowalski, "What…it was a very trough online course." "World Destroying Powers?" I said, "come on it's a lunacorn! What's he going to do comfort us to death with his nightlight! Ohhh!" "whoa timeout? I have a nightlight?" Kuchinkukan said, " yeah" He turned on the nightlight and blinded us with a massive flash of light! "Skipper there are some sentences you should avoid!" elsa shouted. "timein…TO THE FACE!"

Private got bounced off a wall and knocked back to the ground. "Rico get us airborn!" Rico hacked up the grapple gun and aimed it at the balcony. He fired it only for kuchinkukan sent the grapple hook falling towards the glass ceiling. Rico was sent flying towards the ceiling while kuchinkukan hitched a ride. "Thank you," he said as he took the hook off the roof sending rico flying back down to the ground. "Asta-la-Planet! Chumpanoors…Hmm these sparkles are yummy." "700 years to come up with that exit line and you ruin it? I miss the cheese loaf."

"Boys…and girl," I said, "we just got taken to school by pink princess ponycorn…and there ain't no manly way to say that!" "Hey! Penguin people!" Julian said, "I think you should be checking this out!" Julian had started to put the urn back together. "Of course the pictograph from Kuchinkukan's urn!" Kowalski shouted. "Prehaps their's some kind of clue on it!" Elsa said coming to the same conclusion as Kowalski. "What…eh…no…I just needed everybody to see how skillsy I am with the picture puzzles," Julian said. "That is a very evil cheese loaf!" Mort said. "Uh…guys" Maurice said, "Maybe this one.." the picture showed Kuchinkukan holding his sword in front of a picture of the urn. "General Shinjin trapped the destroyer of worlds in this urn?"

"Apparently with the help of some supernaturally powerful glowing…" We all looked at him. "Sword?" Rico said. "ah! Yes I got so odd I forgot to finish my sentence." "So shinjin sword is hiding a few hulu secrets of it's own…eh" I said. I grabbed the sword from the statue of shinjin, "aplogies general but we need borrow this." "How come I do not have a glowy supersword!" "we got you the egg!" The egg started to mumble some more. "Oh shut up noone impressed with you anymore!" "Now!" I said, "mystic sword…I command thy! Find and destroy the destroy of worlds! Haaaaa!" Annnd nothing happened. "That was ackward," Elsa muttered. "welp…worth a try. Kowalski let's get this thing back to the lab and puzzle out it's mystical secrets!" "aye skipper!" "Right and Rico and I are going to find this Kuchinkukantrickylairpants!"

"Yeah…wait…wha… saywhat?" rico said. "This is my apocalyptic mess and I intend to clean it up!" sure…it's not like you could make it worst… "it's your mess it's not my mess!" rico said. "crazy mission approved soldiers," I said. "are you sure about this skipper," Elsa said. "What's your plan!" I said. "well," Private replied, "he's trying to learn about lunacorns…I'm thinking I just think like one of them!" "Ah!" I said, "how wonderful. Well you know…It's not like you could make the apocalyspe worst…"

The Toy Store

Kuchinkukan was watching a TV in the lunacorn section of the toy store. "some people thinks the softness comes from brushing but actually I handfluff each strand separately!" "Wow, Prince sharesalot you are really wise in proper tail grooming…" "Yes, yes, I know about the fluffing give me power!"

Penguin HQ

(Kowalski's POV)

I scanned the sword with my spectal energy scanner. "Bah!" I shouted, "Negetive again…I tried spectrographic hydrolysis, geosechronic metallurgy, and even a few sciency sounding things I just all made up! Skipper this may simply be a ordinary sword!" "Give up all the labrat mumbo jumbo maybe all this supernatural super-weapon needs is a warriror's touch! And the need to fight!" "Which will probably not stop a spirit that destroys worlds…" elsa said, "I suggest…" "WE ARE NOT GOING NUCLEAR!" Skipper shouted. "I wasn't suggesting we…" "normal military tactics will not work!" Skipper said.

Marlene's habitat

"So wait…you want me to throw a watermelon at your head," marlene said. "come on marlene!" Skipper shouted. "I still think this is a bad idea!" Elsa shouted. "we need to test this sword in a combat situation!" "Ooookay," Marlene said. "Now make it as real as you could possibly…" Without warning Marlene threw the watermelon at his head. "A little warning next time!" Skipper shouted. "You wanted it as real as possible," Elsa replied throwing a second watermelon his my head. "um…hmm," I said writing stuff down on my notepad. The without warning Mort took the sword out of Skipper's flippers and made a break for it!

"Sword!" Skipper shouted as mort ran away towards the lemur habitat. Oh so Julian wants the world to end. "run mort!" Julian shouted, "bring the glowy magic sword home to the king!" "Stop Sadeyes!" Elsa shouted. "I did it King julian!" Mort said, "I grabbed it, and I runned with it, and now I will bestes for ever and ever!" "er…yeah…I did not agree to any of these terms…" Julian said. Skipper tackled Mort sending the sword flying into the air. "yes!" Julian said until he realized it was flying right at him, "Ah!"

The sword landed and got impale in the ground concrete where the lemurs once stood. The Sword then breaked a second after it impacted. "Noo!" Skipper and I shouted. "Well that was bound to happen eventually," Elsa said, "that what you get for playing with centeries old swords…" "Ringtail!" Skipper shouted, "you greedy dope! That sword was our only way to stop the destroyer of the world!" "oh…" Julian said, "do you think I am not also upset…" "IT WAS YOUR FAULT JULIAN!" elsa shouted. "Instead of crybabying," Julian said, "I am fixing the problem! Maurice…I am deciding I want the egg after all!"

"How is that fixing the…you know what forget it," elsa said. "Uh…" And then the skies darken as ghostly smoke raised out of the sword, "Skipper look!" I shouted. And then General Shinjin himself appeared (looking now different then the spirit guide version of him…I wonder if he remembers…) "forces of evil beware!" Shinjin said, "once more general shinjin raises to flight for…" WE all ran in terror as he flew at us in a similar fashison as kuchinkukan. Shinjin got sucked into Mort and possess the small lemur. "Two possessions in one day…now that's unnerving," Elsa said. And then shinjin big voice come out of mort's mouth, "Somebody broke my sword didn't they?"

Marlene who had just experienced her first possession said, "but…what..wait…ahhh…I know…" 'It is standard stolen object law break the vessel…host the spirit…" "Yeah…" Skipper said glancing at me, "we got that with the other guy…" "Kuchinkukan!" shinjin said, "You have freed the destroyer of worlds? What form has he taken?"

The Toy store

(Private's POV)

Kuchinkukan was interrogating one of the lunacorns when we found him. "ha! Ha! Ha!" "Laugh now but you will talk prince sharesalot…YOU WILL TALK!" "I call laughter tickle musice…HA! Ha! HA!" "And thank your for chiming in village idiot!" "Never insult the good name lunacorn! Yeah!" Rico and I charged at Kuchinkukan! We jumped after him up the shelves. But right when rico and I were about to get him I got kicked to the face knocking us both to the ground.

"oh please…tell me this body has more powers then a nightlights and tailbrushing…" "sharing is the greatest power of all…" "See what am dealing with… you dream and dream of stealing a new body and when you do…Ha! Princess hairdresser!" "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" I shouted. "Private…" Rico said. "Princess self-respecta is the noble leader of all the lunacorns and together they…" I bite my tounge but it was too late. "I wasn't supposed to say things," I said. "Ugh!" Rico said as he face palmed.

"Noble leader of all the lunacorns?" Kuchinkukan said, "See that I can use!" suddenly all the lunacorns in the store raised up and leviated thru the air. All the saying that I normally find comforting in normal circumstances were now terrifying. "attaaaaack!" kuchinkukan shouted. the lunacorns hovered all way and surrounded us. "Ahhhh!" Me and Rico shouted as the lunacorns kuchinkukan took control of flew in our direction. "ahhh!"

(end of part one)