Lemur habitat
(Skipper's POV)
General Shinjin was examining his newly possessed body in the mirror, "small," he said. It still kindy weird to hear his voice come out of mort's mouth…but okay. "very soft…" Shinjin/mort said as he whipped mort's tail, "tail could be useful…does this body have any combat experience?" "eh…" Maurice said, "he get kicked a lot." Julian then loudly…and rudely shouted into shinjin's ear. "Mort! Can you hear me in there!" Julian asked, "do you remember where I left my royal booty scratcher?" "there is no need for shouting," shinjin replied, "although I am the dominate spirit in this body…" "butterfly!" Mort said. "…sometimes that happens," shinjin said.
julian booty scratcher happened to be on his back and he said, "Nevermind! I Found it!" "Would you stop shouting!" elsa said. "I am not shouting!" Julian shouted. "two brains one body…the medical implication alone…" "Are no important!" I shouted, "we got a letal lunacorn to stop! ah man seriously I just feel like a nut just saying that out loud." "most of what you say makes you…" Elsa said. "what was that," I said. "Nothing," Elsa said. Kowalski eyed her suspiously.
"no you are right to be concerned," Shinjin said, "kuchinkukan can wreak plantery destruction from even the simplist host body…this one time he possessed a cheeseloaf…" "heard it!" Kowalski said. "have the puzzle picture frame," Julian said. "but that was after two weeks," Shinjin said, "with the destroyers new body I fear we may have less then a day…" "before Private's favorite toy destroys the earth?" Marlene said, "Yeah when you say it out loud it is weird…" "yes that does sound nuts," elsa said. "that's what I been saying!" I replied. "already Kuchinkukan is unlocking devesating new powers.
Meanwhile
(Private's POV)
We flew out of the store as an army of control lunacorns levated out of the store. "You hair is super shiney!" "Ahhh!" we shouted as we ran away. "thanks private!" Kuchinkukan said, "I owe you one…and quick tip you may want to collect in the next few hours!" a blast of pink energy blasted from kuchinkukan that spread across the globe put every lunacorn on earth under his control. From the factory in new york all the way to shanghai and Paris lunacorns started to rise up.
Central Park Zoo
(Skipper's POV)
"I fear we may already be too late," shinjin said. "and I fear piñatas!" Mort said, "they come to life when your sleeping." "And mort's back," Elsa said. "is this really the best we got?" Maurice said. I had my flippers crossed, "Now we know you beaten this kucecoyahoo before," I said, "can you do it again?" "I can!" Shinjin said. "But?" Elsa said. "I will need my sword reforged!" Shinjin said. "sir! It will be an honor" Kowalski said with a bow.
The lab
Kowalski used a blow torch to heat up the sword. Using a hammer and a blowtorch Kowalski and I got to work forging. Shinjin watched approvingly as smoke filled the room. What we got was a burnt pick of metal. Kowalski flipped thru an swordforging instruction book. "I thought you can't read?" Elsa said. "I'm just looking at the pictures all right!" Kowalski said. I faced-plamed and said, "just get the basics down!" Once Kowalski got the basics down we tried again. And after several minutes of reforging Kowalski exited the lab with the reforged sword on a pillow. Kowalski bowed and presented the sword to shinjin. "yes old friend," Shinjin said, "it is good to see you again too!" "Oh your sword is all better!" Mort said, "can I have my body for me again?"
"apologizes but you have to wait a while longer," shinjin said, "whoo!" Shinjin then jumped off the walls and walked on the ceiling with the sword. "I'm going to stand over here," Elsa said backing up into a corner. Shinjin landed and shot a blast of golden energy from his sword. It blasted a hole in the wall where the door to kowalski's lab once was. Kowalski gasped while I said, "Awesome!" "Men and their swords," elsa muttered.
"Your men are tracking kuchinkukan," Shinjin asked, "how do we contact them?" "Skipper you forgot to give private a radio," Elsa muttered as I walked up with a Tv remote. "I usually just turn on the TV and look for the screams," I said turning on the Tv. Chuck charles of New York Action News appeared on the Television amid swarms of flying lunacorns. "Chaos here in midtown as reports of molded plastic mayhem fly in from around the globe..." "Oh great I wonder who caused that," elsa muttered. "It seems private blabbed about something else," Kowalski said. "quiet nancy cats I'm trying to hear the TV!" I shouted.
"The questions mount…" charles contiuned, "what is casuing it?" Kuchinkukan destroy of worlds. "who can save us?" Shinjin stood proudly as chuck charles asks this. "and how long can the world survive this lunacorn anarcy?" "not long," Kowalski whispered. "This is chuck charles," chuck charles said as he got surrounded, "and I have always been afraid of lunacorns…help me mommy!" and then the lunacorns attacked him and in a serious tone said, "Ow…Ow…ow…!" two lunacorns flew into the camera and the screen went dark. "erghhhh…move out," I said.
Meanwhile
Time square
(Private's POV)
"Ahh!" the humans shouted as evil possessed lunacorns flew around. A woman screamed as the lunacorns grabbed her and flew away. Rico quickly charged one of the lunacorns and attacked another. Rico then started taking on whatever lunacorns attacked him. I stood off to one side afraid of hurting any of them. "Hey?" Rico said, "your going to take out any?" "what," I said, "but there lunacorns…Oh alright!" I said jumping in to help rico hold off the lunacorns. One of the lunacorns I jumped on top of lifted up into the air and charge forward. I fell off and tried to grabbed on to the horns only to get spun around. Then using me as a weapon the possessed lunacorn took Rico and I out. I slammed face first into a city bus that happened to have kuchinkukan on top of it. "Give it up Private, or actually scratch that DON'T because it's pretty hilarious to watch!" "are you really enjoying this?" I said. "Oh yeah," he replied, "and this isn't just chuckle fun it is totally full blast…" I climbed up the bus and before he could finish his sentence dropped kicked him…IN THE FACE! I then threw him to the ground, "YOU MONSTER!" I shouted as I jumped off the bus. "Yes," kuchinkukan replied, "and you out of your league…back down or get smacked down cowboy!"
"You take that back!" I shouted before I could stop myself, "You took something beautiful and turned it into something horrid!" Kuchinkukan just stared at me with disinterested. UNTIL I opened my big mouth, "The Lunacorns aren't your puppets of evil! There peaceful creatures who eat sparkles, sleep on rainbows, and believe in the awesome power of imagination!" I covered my beak with rico beating up a lunacorn behind me. "the awesome power of imagination?" Kuchinkukan said. "Okay…Um…could you just forget that last part kay?" "oh come on…" rico said before getting tackled. "Lunacorns have the power of imagination," he repeated, "and oh mama cetia do I have one sick imagination…" Suddenly Kuchinkukan grew until he towered over the city. A crack developed on the street that spread all the way to where we were standing on top of the stairs to the subway. "Oh dear," I said as Kuchinkukan laughed evilly.
Rico hacked up a Time-bomb, "Ka-boom maybe?" "well we got to try!" I shouted. Rico threw the bomb only for Kuchinkukan to shallow it. It exploded inside his gut but had no affect other then getting him angry. "Ehh…" Rico said as Skipper, Kowalski, Elsa, Julian, Mort, Maurice, and Marlene jumped up the subway stairs. "Julian?" I said, "I didn't expect to see you fighting with us." "Neither did I," elsa said. "Yeah turns out that my kingdom is part of this Earth Planet that's going to to be destructo…who knew," Julian said. "Everybody," Maurice said, "it's basic geography…" "Witchcraft!" Julian shouted.
(Skipper's POV)
"Alright you little!" I said I then noticed that he got gigantic, "Gah…" "How did he get gigantic," Elsa said her flippers on her hips. "Oh…I don't know…I have no idea!" Private said as Rico pointed at him. "Are we really doing this?" Kuchinkukan said, "You chuckleheads couldn't even beat the tinny me!" "But this time," Kowalski said, "we brought a friend." Shinjin charged out of the subway sword in hand. "Kuchinkukan my old foe," He said, "General Shinjin has returned and your end of the world ends here!" "I Like your magic prenoucements," Mort said. "as do I!" Shinjin said. "Oh," Kuchinkukan replied, "yeah that dough-eyed fluffball is your host body? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha…RAINBOWS ARE HOW CLOUDS GIVE KISSES! Touché. Let's just fight!"
Shinjin jumped up and flew towards Kuchinkukan. Kuchinkukan sent his minions at shinjin but he just sliced thru all of them. "Hugs for everyone!" two severed lunacorns head landed in front of us, "sunshine makes smiles glow." I'm getting sick of all this hippie nonsense. "Shinjin needs backup boys!" "Not all of us are boys!" Marlene and Elsa shouted. I ignored them now is not the time for technicalities, "take out those minicorns!" Everyone but Juilan charged forward. The one time we actually need his help and he just stands around scratching his back. Well he did nothing until one of the lunacorns floated up to him, "Rainbows are upsidedown color smiles!" Julian started to smash it with his royal backscratcher. Finally he does something useful with that thing! "color smiles" the lunacorn said as it powered down.
"ergh!" shinjin shouted as he flew past on the back of a lunacorn. "Ha!" I shouted as I jumped on of the lunacorns. Kowalski jumped on and flung one of the lunacorns into a billboard destroying it. Private jumped one and kicked another one that tried to charge him, "be careful everyone!" He shouted, "Kuchinkukan has imagination powers now he can make these lunacorns do anything!" "Imagination Powers?" Marlene said, "I mean what does that mean…" the lunacorn in front of her reared back on it's hind legs and then releashed a blast of energy from it's horn. The blast obliterated the mailbox that was behind her. "Ah!" Marlene said. "Hee-hee," Marlene said before running away the lunacorn right on her tail.
"This is getting nowhere!" Elsa shouted struggling with a whole herd of lunacorns. Private was punching a down lunacorn in the face but stopped when it said, "be nice to everyone and everyone will be nice to you!" Private picked the lunacorn up only to get a face full of sparkles. "Ah! Sparkles!" Private shouted as he cleared it out of his eyes. Private then took a sigh of relief until he realized he was beneath Kuchinkukan's foot. Shinjin tackled private aside right as Kuchinkukan slammed his foot down. Kuchinkukan chased after shinjin trying in vain to stomp on him. Shinjin jumped to the top of a street lamp and blasted a wave of energy from the blade.
As shinjin keep blasting an angry kuchinkukan with energy blasts Kowalski was stuck on a lunacorn that was spinning while firing off a disco laser. Maurice was running from a trio of lunacorns. "My favorite color is sunshine." Maurice saw a lamp pole and at the last second jumped out of the way sending the lunacorn straight into a speeding taxi driven by Rico. "Green light!" Kuchinkukan went to chase rico in the taxi but got stopped by another blast. "do you realize how annoying that is!" "Then let us finish this with THE SURGE OF KAWATTU!" "whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You don't just cut straight to the KAWATTU…that uncalled for sir!"
"Now Kuchinkukan Destroy of Worlds!" Shinjin shouted his eyes glowing with energy, "Prepare to be sent back to…" "Ow!" Julian shouted as a lunacorn attacked his "royal" feet. "why do you do this to the feet!" Julian demanded, "angry lunacorn zombie!" Mort regain control of his body and saw the feet being touched, "NO ONE STOMPS THE ROYAL FEET!" Mort shouted jumping down to where Julian was. Mort flung the sword forward and disterngrated the toy with a massive surge of energy. "KAWATTU!" Mort shouted. "ha!" Julian shouted, "In your face which you don't have anymore!"
"Great!" Shinjin said, "Now I have to summon up another SURGE OF KAWATTU! Did that look easy to you!" "I'm sorry," Mort said. "Just stay back!" Shinjin said, "we have a destroyer of worlds to vanquish and from now on their will be no more interference by feet." Kuchinkukan then smashed Shinjin with his foot. We all stopped, "General!" "He's the only one who know how to use the sword!" Julian suddenly picked up the sword. "Julian put the sword down!" Elsa shouted. "I understand now!" Julian said, "it is what the creepy two-brained monkey-mort was trying to teach us all along…the secret of the sword is to believe in yourself…" Kuchinkukan cut julian off by stomping on him. "I was totally just guessing right there!" "ha!" Kuchinkukan said, "can anyone see the bottom of my hoof I think I have some last hoof for planet Earth on there!" "HA!" he added, "The apocalypse and the burn…so…how does everybody want to go? Because I can Imagine up some crazy stuff here!"
Then rearing up on his hind legs he laughed evilly as pink lighting flashed overhead. "I know pink lighting it's like…Whaaa." Kowalski poked Shinjin with a stick, "No good skipper," Kowalski said, "He's out cold." "Of course he was stomped on," Elsa muttered. "Why did shinjin have to wind up inside Sadeyes body! should have been me! Or really anyone who be less stupid, Marlene would have been fine." "Hey!" Marlene shouted. "skipper…" Elsa growled. "there is nothing more tragic then a legendary warrior who has been overcome by his tiny brained mortal host!"
Suddenly Kowalski got an idea, "wait…Mortal host…That's it!" "what is what now?" Maurice said. "shush…" elsa said, "Let him finish…" "we don't know how to defeat the destroyer of worlds but we do have someone who knews his lunacorns." "whaaat?" "Yeah I'll second that," I said, "Whaaat!?" "Yeah considering that he blabbed most of it to Kuchinkukan!" Elsa added. "He's stuck in a Lunacorn's body, Private!" Kowalski shouted, "There must be someway we can use that against him!?" "well…um…I don't…okay…wait…it's risky but I think I got something!"
"Pretty! Pretty! End of the world!" Kuchinkukan said. Private and Kowalski snuck around a corner. Private signaled Kowalski to go in one direct while he climbed up the side of a building. He slide right to where Kuchinkukan head was. "Um Excuse me!" Private said, "Mr. Destroyer of Worlds!" "In a Moment Private," he replied, "don't make me imagine you with a mouth full of snakes!" Private gasped, "well obviously your in a rush to get on with the end of the world and what not but…I…uh…just thought you might be feeling a bit well peckish…" "Peckish?" "You know," Private said, "Hungry…I mean if I been stuck in a urn for 700 years…I'd be starving!"
Kuchinkukan's stomach growled in agreement. "Sure!" he said, "tum-tum's making some growl-growl. Why? You want to be a sacifical meal?" "don't be silly billy," Private replied, "lunacorns don't eat penguins…" "LUNACORNS EAT SPARKLES!" Kuchinkukan turned and a nearby billboard changed to a recording of fireworks. "sparkles!' Kuchinkukan said as he walked towards the sign. Private followed kuchinkukan and jumped on him before he walked away from the building.
Kowalski was hacking into some electronics dodging lunacorns as he does so. "Let's be special friends!" Kowalski stopped in fear as a bunch of lunacorns flew towards him. Kowalski put a flipper over his eyes fearing that it was the end. When the end didn't come he looked up to find Rico, Elsa, the lemurs, Marlene, and I making quick work of the minions. "How's it coming private!" I shouted. "Just hold them off skipper!" Private replied, "He almost there!" "so hungry," Kuchinkukan said as he walked up to the sign, "so tasty…come to tum-tum…"
"yes," Private said, "the sparkle do look delicious…TO THE FACE!" Private jumped off the instant Kuchinkukan bite down. The affects was instant as sparks started to fly. Kuchinkukan screamed in pain as electricity surged thru his host body. as he screamed all the kuchinkukan controlled lunacorns fell to the ground and returned to being harmless, "it's working!" Maurice shouted.. Kuchinkukan's host body distergrated and the rest of the lunacorns around the world turned back to normal harmless toys. We found are selves surrounded by molten plastic.
The spirit of kuchinkukan was still floating around. But rico using a vacumm cleaner quickly entrapped him before he could possess anyone else. "we…we did it!" marlene shouted. "Yes!' elsa said. "We destroyed the destroyer of worlds!" Kowalski said. "well way to clean up your mess private!" I said. suddenly General shinjin releashed mort as his host body. He than picked up his sword, "Impressive," He said, "than my mighty blade save the earth once more!" "Um" "Uh…" "well" "I mean" "Nope." "My work here is ended! Should evil threaten again…You will know where to find me!"
"guard it well worthy friends!" shinjin then returned to his sword which landed into my flipper. "Uh," I said, "sure a…we'll put it to good use…" "How," Elsa said. Shortly Penguins HQ… I used the sword to put mustard on a sandwich. "Who else wants a victory sandwich!" everyone put their hands/flippers up. "me!" Julian said. "right here!" Marlene shouted.
[penguins of Madagascar theme song]
Cast
Tom McGrath: Skipper
Idina Menzel: Elsa
Jeff Bennett: Kowalski/ chuck charles/lunacorn toy
John Dimaggio: Rico
Jame Patrick Stuart: Private/prince sharesalot/lunacorn toy
Danny Jacobs: King Julian/lunacorn toy
Kevin Michael Richardson: Maurice/lunacorn toy/bejewled egg
Andy Richter: Mort
Shingen: Clyde Husatsu
Nicole sullivan: Marlene
Tara strong: Princess selfrespectra/lunacorn toy
Conan O' brian: Kuchinkukan