Penguin HQ

(Kowalski's POV)

I tracked private's fall back to earth on the screen. "He'll be okay once his parachute opens right?" Skipper asked. "Parachute," I said. Skipper grabbed me by the shoulders and said, "Kowalski tell me you packed the boy a chute!" "well chute is expensive!" I said, "add that to the cost of fireworks and whoo! Way over budget!" "Oh boy!" rico said. "If Private dies I blame you," Elsa said. "Move out!" Skipper shouted. we jumped out of the base and went topside.

"Try not to fall so fast private!" Skipper said. since he is traveling at terminal velocity I doubt he could fall any slower. Private fell to the zoo screaming. "I got a visual!" I said as Private tumbled towards the earth. "Rico you ready?" Skipper asked. Rico hacked a cherry on top of a massive pail of whip cream. "how is that a decent landing pad?" Elsa said. "Here he comes!" I shouted. Private landed next to the mountain of whip cream leaving a steel penguin shaped hole in the ground. "Did not account for increased wind-shear…" "Of course not," elsa muttered. "Have a Furro," Skipper said, "you feel better!" Private took a bite and said, "I do feel better."

"Localized climate chaos" Chuck Charles said, "wreaks midtown havoc! For more we go to Gal force in the eye of the storm." The weatherman was standing in the middle of central park where it was raining. "I really could have done from the studio chuck!" Gal said, "anyway as any first grader can see it's wet out here!" suddenly the rain stopped, "wait…no…chuck…it's sunny…I meant to say sunny as spring…" Suddenly their was a burst of lighting and thunder followed by hail. "That sounded really close," Gal said, "hailing…ow…ow…ow…" Suddenly the Lemurs fell on to his head. "and now it's raining cats and dogs," Gal said picking up mort, "whatever these things are!" "Hello!" Mort said. "Can I come inside now?"

I shut off the TV and said, "I have thoroughly analyzed the data and I know who is to blame for this local climate change." "blowhole right?" Skipper asked, "I was right about blowhole wasn't I?" "No Skipper not Dr. blowhole," I said, "He is still in an aquapark and thinks his name is flippy…" "oh yeah," Skipper laughed, "that's right…Hans then! Never trust a Puffin!" "why is it always the usual suspects with you," Elsa said. "Not Hans either!" I said. "The Red Squirrel?" "Nope," I said. "Debbie?" Skipper said. "Dave," I said. "DAVE! It has to be dave! It is dave right!" skipper said. "No not Dave," I said. "Then who is our weather villain?" "The Villian is…" I said dramaticly pausing, "US!"

"Get em!" Skipper said until he realized that I said us. "wait…what?" Skipper said. "us and our…" I said holding back tears, "FURROS!" Skippers mouth dropped open and the furro he was eating dropped to the floor. While Skipper stood there in shock I said, "At the rate this freak weather is expanding…the entire state of New York will be covered within the hour…" Private, Rico, and Elsa gasped. "North America in Twelve hours," I said receiving more gasps. "The Entire World within a day!" I said. Not pausing to hear their response I contiuned, "AND THE MILKY WAY GALAXY IN 6.7 MILLION YEARS!" everyone stared at me blankly. "What? It's a big galaxy," I said. "Whoa!" rico said.

"The first step to solving this crisis is to stop using the Churrostifishinitizer! Immediately and forever!" I said. Skipper chose that moment to free himself from his daze. "That's not going to happen!" Skipper said. "Yes is it," Elsa said. "No it's not!" Skipper said, "Local Climate Change! HA! I call local climate change the greatest Hoax ever perpetrated on the penguin populance!" Skipper rushed up to the ladder, "I mean Have you ever seen a more beautiful summer day!" Skipper opened the hatch only to get blasted by snow confirming that it's not a hoax. "Okay," Skipper said, "Maybe the weather actually a little hicky…I'll grant that…" "good," I said, "I…" Skipper cut me off, "But…how do we knew this is penguin made…Huh?"

"Well there's plenty of…" Skipper cut me off again, "Well I propose a fifty year study!" Skipper said. "Fifty Years!" Elsa said, "it be too late in fifty years!" "Fifty Years Skipper?" I questioned. "Good point Kowalski," Skipper said, "make it a hundred!" Urgh he does not listen to scientiftic reason. "Meanwhile!" Skipper said running to the Furro machine, "I'll Furro it up!" "That defeats the purpose of a study," Elsa said. "Nobody asked you!" Skipper said as he made himself more furros.

I pulled out a pie chart with all the information he needs, "Skipper that thing in the sky is 56% ionized fish oil, 41% crystallized curro suger, and 3% tytarick esters and triglycerides!" "triglycerides?" Private asked. "I know!" I said, "My trademark ingredent! There's no denying it…The Churrostifishinitizer is to blame!" Skipper still not listening to reason or evidence said, "No! No! No! No! No! No! I love my furros! And I will naw the wing off any man who tries and take them from my cold-dead flippers!" "Now Skipper listen to reason," Elsa said. "I can't hear reason!" Skipper said as a barrage of Furro rushed out of the machine.

2 hours later

I stood byside a holographic representation of the Big Blue Marble, "Operation: Toxic Takedown!" I said, "we're fly Four snub-nosed fighters to the bubble and than launch…" "Question!" Private said, "four flyers?" "yes," I said, "Our old rocket ship might make the journey but it will be a tactical error to put all our eggs in one basket." I said. "but only four flyers?" Private asked, "are we sure Skipper won't help?"

I walked over to the door to the lab and revealed Skipper still feasting on Furros. "Yum! Yum! Yum!" Skipper shouted. "eh…Yeah," I said as I closed the door, "Pretty sure…" The Lemurs were dealing with a freak snow storm in their habitat. Julian was dancing in an attempt to please the "Sky-Spirits" "Did that do anything?" Julian asked. "na-uh," Maurice said, "still snowing." "What!" Julian shouted before sighing in defeat. "I done the funky booty, the booty scoty, the electric rump!" "The Sky Spirits must be mighty steamed," Maurice said. "My booty's pooped," Julian said, "I'll have to make some other sacrifice…." "Sacrifice?" Mort asked. "Yes mort," Julian said with a scary voice, "sacrifice!" There was a flash of lighting, "Um…" Mort said freaked out, "I am running away now!"

Julian then chased Mort across the zoo, "come back mort!" Julian said, "the sky spirits must be appeased!" There was another flash of lighting and the storm cleared out. We quickly jumped out of the base, "To your fighters!" I shouted, "we got launch before the weather changes again!" "Fighters?" Skipper asked holding a Furro, "To fight what? A Hoax! The Only way to fight that is good old fashion horsesense something you four sourly lack!" "You know what I say to that Skipper?" I said, "I say…Neeeeeigh!" I took that moment to laugh to my self. "Seriously?" Elsa said. "Seriously though," I said, "Science is on our side here! I only wish you were too…" Skipper looked away in shame.

I closed the cockpit only to get my flipper stuck. "Ow!" I said, "that really undercut the moment!" "All fighters launch!" I said, "Ow." The four of us hit our buttons and launched into space. "good luck!" Skipper said, "fighting a fairy tale!" He than took one sad bite of his furro. Suddenly mort appeared out of nowhere interrupting Skippers moping. "save me!" Mort shouted as he knocked skipper down the hatch, "protectify me!"

(Skipper's POV)

Sadeyes and I landed on the floor with a thud. I pulled mort off my face, "Sadeyes! I was in a rare moment of introspection!" "oh!" mort said, "How was that?" "eh…not for me," I replied. Suddenly Julian jumped into the base. "Ah-ha!" Julian said, "my sacrifical lamb is no longer on the lamb!" I didn't know Julian knew what "On the lamb" even means. Julian grabbed mort, "Time to go up!" Julian shouted as he threw the small lemur upwards. "whee!' Mort shouted. After a moment Mort stopped going upwards and landed back on Julian's face. Julian pulled mort off his face, "Mort!" He said, "you are so inposterious! Even the sky spirits don't want you!"

He finally noticed that I was standing next to him. "Oh…Skipper," Julian said, "uh…shouldn't you be doing something stupidly dangerous with the other stinky penguins?" "Yeah!" I said sadly, "Maybe…kinda…urgh"

Meanwhile IN SPACE

(Kowalski's POV)

we approached the gaint energy filled orb that we created. "Alright!" I said over the comms, "set up for your attack run! Prepare to unleash chemical dispersant fury!" "Um…Kowalski," private said, "just wonder…are even more chemicals really the answer here?" "you know private," I said, "IF this were a problem involving say…fluffy kittens I'd bow to you knowledge and experience." "those kittens like their mittens! Silly billys!"

"I'm staying out of this," Elsa said. "Stay with me Private," I said, "this is science so let's say we all listen to the scientist…hmmm." "Oh!" Private said, "right" "so if something goes wrong we can blame the scientist?" Elsa said. "Right!" I said ignoring elsa's question, "Now no my mark…Attack!" We rocketed forward with our fighters. "And fire!" I shouted. We flew straight at the bubble pulling off once with launch our chemical rockets into the bubble's atmosphere. we than flew back to a safe distance.

"now we just wait for science to do what it does best," I said, "solve problems…with chemicals." "chemicals is what started this mess," elsa said to rico and Private on a private channel. And as I hoped the bubble started to shrink down. "um-hm…" I said, "felling pretty smart right about now!" "uh…what's that alarm," elsa said. "Ahhh!" I shouted as the bubble started to expand again and it make a sound that sounded like it was laughing at us. "Uh-oh," Rico said as the bubble started to make gurgling noises. "Kowalski?" Private said, "What's happening?" Instead of ordering everyone to hightail it back to earth I said, "It appeared that we may have possibly… maybe…perhaps…" "Spit it out!" Elsa shouted.

"Super-charged the bubble." "I blame you," Elsa said right before a wave of energy shot out of the super-charged bubble as it return to it's normal size. The blast of energy from the bubble knocked us out of orbit. "Argh!" We all shouted. Once we had safety returned to the upper atmosphere spinning out of control I said, "Eject!" we all hit the door lock disengage button flipping open the top of the cockpits and sending us into freefall. "Kowalski," Private said as we fell, "We don't have parachutes…AGAIN!"

"I had a budget!" I shouted back before turning to rico, "and somebody just had to have seatwarmers!" "sorry!" rico said. "Why did you even listen to rico anyway," Elsa said. "brilliant!" Private said, "Now we're doomed!" "Nope!" Skipper's voice said, "Not on my watch!" We all looked down to see the Penguin One rocketing towards us. "I have never been more happy to see that bucket of bolts in my life," Elsa said as the Penguin One was postioned below us. Skipper opened the door grapple gun in hand. Skipper fired and the grapple hook wrapped around us pulling us into the rocket. The door closed behind us.

"Skipper!" Rico shouted as he hugged him. "You came!" "you finally believe my conclusions on local climate change!" "Ha!" Skipper said, "whoa slow down there bellbottoms! I still believe this mess is some sort of anti-furro hoax!" "Of course he does," Elsa said. "But if you men are willing to risk your skins on nothing more than a few thousand pages of hard data! Well your not doing it without me!" "yah!" rico said. "Um…" I said taking off my helmet, "Skipper…how did you manage to get this ship airborn by yourself."

A button was pressed sending the rocket forward, "Uh…Ringtail!" he shouted, "I told you not to touch anything!" "and I did not touch anything…I touched everything!" "Maurice! Mort!" Julian said, "keep pressing all the thingies!" "got it!" Maurice replied. "I am a button pusher," Mort said. Julian reached for a certain button. "Not that one!" I shouted as Skipper and I tackled him. It was too late of course and the rocket thrusters ignited blasting us into orbit. We thrusters shut down when we were mere inches from the bubble. Unfortantly the Thrusters then reactivated long enough to trap the rocket inside the bubble.

There was a flash of energy as we entered the bubble. "What just happened?" Private asked. I went up to the control panel, "We're in the bubble and…yup…out of fuel…thanks!" Julian didn't pick up on the sarcasm and stupidly said, "welcome!" Outside the rocket lighting flashed across the chaotic interior of the bubble. "So what happens next? We just drift here forever?" Private said. "spend forever with the lemurs?" Elsa said. "No…now…" I said, "…well we're run out of air eventually or be torn apart by the bubbles violent energy or possibly…" "Forget I asked…Okay!" Private said. "what did you expect Private?" elsa said, "rainbows and lunacorns?" "I don't know how to respond to that," Private said as he floated away.

"uh…" Julian said grabbing mort as he floated past, "I could sacriface mort if that would help?" A flash of space-lighting ended all conversation. "Men," I said, "I suggest we go down as we lived…eating delicious Furros!" Skipper opened a hatch and a bunch of Furros floated down. "Furro?" Skipper asked sending them flying around the ship, "furro? Furro?" Skipper grabbed that was floating near him, "a ceremonial snack against these munchies…" We bite into our furros, "They really were delicious…" "another successful Kowalski invention that endangers us all," Elsa said. "mmm…true," I said. "Yup!" rico said.

"eh…" Julian said grabbing one, "How bad could it be?" Julian took one bite and we could tell it did not agree with his fruit-loving tastebuds. Julian instantly started to gag, "snack-sized…ha-gag…putridity!" Maurice looked at his furro, "You know what…I'll pass!" Skipper grabbed the furro as it floated towards him, "and to think these little delicious treats have been the downfall of us all!" "Skipper?" I said, "are you acknowledging…" "Of course I am Kowalski!" Skipper said, "I was in denial I simply did not want to give up my furro-loving lifestyle!"

Skipper walked up to the window, "What's the point fighting it!" he said, "I admit it furros caused this mess! We…NO…I caused this mess!" "althought the Offical record will say Kowalski," Skipper said. "Right," Elsa said. "If only we had some gas…some kind of potent fuel to reignite the engines! If…If…IF…" Julian floated up with stomach problems. "not over here!" Elsa said bracing for vomit. "Seriously!" Julian said as his stomach grumbled, "that furro is not agreeing with my delicate inside parts!" Julian let out a royal furro fueled burp stinking up the inside of the rocket. "See what I mean!" Julian said. "at least warn us before you do that!" Elsa shouted. Maurice swiped at the air to try and disperse the smell, "Oh man! That's a gassy one you highness!"

"A gassy one?" I said. "Don't rub it in Kowalski!" Skipper said, "Private activate the air scrubbers!" "We don't have air scrubbers," Private said, "Because of Kowalski's budget!" "could it be?" I said as I pulled out my scanner. "Nitrogen," I said, "fish oils and… YES triglycerides!" I pulled out a tube leading to the gas tank, "The Lemur's Mammalian furro belches are a perfect rocket fuel!" "ew," elsa said. "Uh," Skipper said, "Mammalian Furro belches! Really?" I gave him the are you kidding me look. "Fine!" Skipper said, "You're the science guy!" I started to pass out bundles of furros, "here! Feed them and capture their outgases in this fuel tube!"

"I can't believe we're doing this," Elsa said. "we'll escape and maybe… just maybe burn off the toxins in the process!" "urgh…" Julian said, "I did not care for the furros tastyiness! Did you not get that?" "Eat and burp Ringtail!" Skipper shouted. "I don't want…" Skipper cut him off by shoving a furro into his mouth. Mort and Maurice got to work eating furro after furro and burping into the fuel tube. I watched the level on the fuel gauge go up a little, "More!" so for several minutes Maurice and Mort burped into the tube while julian just started to eat his furro. "keep it coming!" I said, "we need more furro gas!" "ergh!" Julian said, "It tastes like foot that stepped in…earwax!"

"I like the all gas in there!" Mort said. after several minutes of the gas tank filling up with furro gas it was finally time for julian's turn. "bring it ringtail!" Skipper said, "BRING THE BIG ONE!" "I'm going to back away," Elsa said. "okay!" Julian said, "hang on…let me work it up!" Julian releashed a small burp into the tube. "go get your big brother!" Julian before let out a slightly bigger burp. "Go get your bigger brother!" julian said before let out the big one. The fuel gauge flipped to full. "That's all I got!" Julian said as he passed out. "finally," Elsa said.

"maximum capacity!" I shouted reaching for the launch lever, "hang on!" The rocket ignited and flew forward setting off explosions throught out the bubble as it flew past. We exited the bubble with a bang right before the bubble exploded. We all cheered and high fived as we safety headed back towards earth. "mama earth," Skipper said as we approached the atmosphere, "I owe you an apology I won't let anyone hurt you again especially not me!" Julian than burped in skipper's face, "excuse me…I had a straggler!" "sorry mama earth…not much I can do about him…"

The End

(Penguins of Madagascar theme)

The End

Cast

Tom McGrath: Skipper

Idina Menzel: Elsa

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski/ chuck charles

John Dimaggio: Rico/burt/announcer

Jame Patrick Stuart: Private/ Prince Sharesalot

Danny Jacobs: King Julian

Kevin Michael Richardson: Maurice/pinky/Bing

Mary Scheer: Alice

Al Roker: Gil Force

And Andy Richter as Mort