Chapter 2: The Meeting's
Here is the next chapter, Once again the Biggest change is Hana, there are other smaller ones, so please enjoy
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As Naruto walked out of the tower, he could not help but to think about what had happened to him that day. First, he had failed the Genin exam, saved Ino and Sakura, Mizuki tried to kill him and Iruka, and he also learned that he was the container for the Kyuubi. Naruto was so deep in thought; he had not even noticed that there was someone else in the alleyway with him.
'What is with this kid? He is acting like a zombie! Oh well. I am going to have myself a little fun with him,' thought of the trench coat wearing Jounin. She was now standing in front of Naruto. He was too deep in his thoughts to notice, so he walked right in to her. Well, into certain parts of her. As soon as he realized his face was in Anko's ample breasts, Naruto fell back with a face brighter than any thing he had in his closet.
"You know you little pervert, most guys would buy me a drink first. But if you like me that much, I have 5 minutes to spare," Anko said, sounding a little too enthusiastic.
By now, Naruto was panicking. 'Is she serious? Is she going to kill me for touching her, or is she going to rape me!?'
"I am… uh… well you see… I was just..." Naruto tried to talk. His mouth was moving but the wrong sounds were coming out and he could hear a deep laughter coming from somewhere.
Anko just walked up to Naruto and knelt down in front of him. "What is wrong kid? Don't you like my tits?" Anko asked in a hot whisper.
Naruto's nose had busted out in a flow of blood as he tried to crawl away but Anko just crept closer.
'I have to get out of here. There is no telling what this crazy woman is going to do,' he thought as he looked around for something to help him. That is when he saw his reflection in a trash can and the idea hit him. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto yelled and about 48 Narutos took off in every direction they could, some even jumping into the trash cans.
Anko, not being fooled by a simple Bunshin, just reached out and grabbed a Naruto by the hair and pulled him close to her face. "Do think that will work on me kid?" she asked. The Naruto in her hand just smiled and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. "What the hell? A Shadow Clone?" Anko stated in surprise as the other 47 clones continued to vanish from sight.
----In the Hokage's Office-----
"Ok, we all know why we are here so let us get down to business," said the Hokage while looking through all of the Genin profiles.
"If you would excuse me, Hokage-sama, I am not needed for team placement so I will take my leave," Iruka said with a low bow before walking towards the door. As soon as he opened the door, dozens of Naruto's clones came running in the room. Not wanting to deal with it, Iruka slipped out of the room.
"Keep her away from me! There has to be a way out of here!" came many voices at once. "Hey, look over there!" One of the Narutos pointed towards a window before jumping through it, and as Naruto jumped out all the other Narutos followed suit. Asuma, Kurenai, Kakashi the Third and all the other Jounnin had the same look on their faces. A look that said, 'what the hell?'
'That boy is going to be the death of me!' thought the Hokage with a sigh. Just then, the roof above the Hokage's desk caved in and 7 more Narutos came crashing down on top of the desk, poofing from existence right in front of the aged leader.
"Now if there are no other interruptions, it is time to do what we came here for," Sarutobi stated, obviously irritated
"Lord Hokage, I do not wish to take a Genin team. I am hoping on improving my own skills," Kurenai said
The third sighed. "Kurenai, you know I like to have at least 3 of my Elite jounin with the Genin teams."
"I know that sir, but I feel that I am not ready to teach them when I myself still have much to learn."
Sarutobi placed is hands on the desk. "Very well, you are free to go."
"I am sorry my lord," Kurenai bowed and opened the door only to find a grinning Anko and a pissed off Hana.
"Hey, am I late?" Anko said walking in still dragging Hana behind her.
Kurenai left the room quick with a scared look in her eyes, Asuma took a few steps closer to his father, and Kakashi sent an angry glare.
"Anko? Hana? What are you doing here?" asked a confused Hokage
Anko gave off a wicked smile. "I am here to get myself some Genin to play with."
"What?" Hana yelled.
"Anko, I have spent the past 2 years trying to get you to train our Genin, and the one time I do not ask you to, you show up. What made you change your mind?" Sarutobi asked.
"Boredom," Anko said bluntly.
"And why are you here Hana?" asked the Hokage.
Before Hana could get a word in Anko spoke for her. "She is going to help me with the little maggots."
"What! Why am I going to do that! I am only a Chuunin!"
"Because I said so," Hana was about to say something but Anko kept going. "And then I will recommend you for the Jounin test."
Hana's eyes were wide with shock, she had taken the test last year but she failed to make the cut due to a dirty trick from a silver haired man who groped her in a smoke screen. And the idea of taking it again suited her just fine.
"Now, back to the matter at hand. Anko, am I right to assume you are familiar with this year's Genin?"
"Yes, Lord Hokage, I am," stated Anko.
"Ok then. Kakashi, are there any Genin you wish to have on your Squad?" asked the Third.
"Uchiha Sasuke," he said without a second thought.
"Ok, dose anyone have any objections to Kakashi training the Uchiha boy?" asked the Hokage.
"Nope," Anko said not caring.
"Nor do I," said Asuma.
"Yes ser, I was hoping to train him." Said a random Jounin with a mustache.
"Are you able to teach the boy how to uses his Sharingan?" Kakashi said wish a smug voice.
"N..no I can't" The Jounin said looking away.
"Ok then, Kakashi you will get the Uchiha. However, as you know since he is top of the class, that means you must also take the student with the lowest scores," the Third stated.
"And who might that be, Lord Hokage?"
"That would be Uzumaki Naruto," said the Third.
"That is were I do have an objection. I have planned on having Uzumaki Naruto being in my squad along with Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino," Anko said with pride.
"What? You want to assemble a team with the 3 lowest scoring Genin? I say let her have them," Kakashi laughed out.
"Anko, I hope you have a good reason for wanting to break team traditions," stated Sarutobi.
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. Let me start with Naruto. In the Academy, Naruto has the lowest test scores and almost no participation points, but there have been times where he has shown great skill and knowledge. I will only point out his most resent demonstrations. The painting of the Stone Faces of the Hokage. No one even saw him do it till he was almost done. Then, he led ANBU, the best that Konoha has to offer, on a chase that lasted over 4 hours, not to mention how he managed to steal the Scroll of Forbidden Jutsu," Anko said the last part smirking at the Hokage.
"When you put it like that, you are right. There is no way Naruto is the dead-last in the class," Asuma said with a look of amazement.
"I must agree with you as well, but what about the other two?" the elder Sarutobi asked.
"Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura because of the choices they made in being fan girls. They neglected there training but they by no means lack the knowledge or the potential to be great, and when we get them away from the Uchiha boy, they will be able to focus on their training. And due to their rivalry, they will push them selves further and harder, not wanting to lose to one another," Anko said.
"You bring a good argument to the table Anko and I for one cannot find anything wrong with your team. Does any one else have problems with it?" asked the Third.
"Like you said, I cannot argue with that and I will take whoever is left," Said Asuma with a smile as he walked out the door.
"Well, in theory your team is great, but on paper it will be the worst team to be assembled in the history of Konoha. But whatever," He shrugged. "If you take the three worst Genin, all that means is that you will have to spend more time on the basics," said a very smug Kakashi
"Anyone can train a prodigy Hatake, and that would be boring. So were going to turn those three into real Shinobi, and there going to earn it with out those little eyes you like so much." Anko said grinning as Kakashi vanished in a swirl of leafs.
"Well, congratulations Anko, you have your team. I look forward to seeing how you handle Naruto," said a smiling Hokage.
"Oh don't worry, I already put the fear of god into him. Let us go, Hana." Anko left while Hana fallowed with a look the said 'Why me".
---------Elsewhere in Konoha-----
Naruto was running for his life down the streets of Konoha as fast as he could until he made it to his house, unlocked it, ran in and slammed the door shut.
"What… the hell… was that?" Naruto panted out, thinking about Anko. He walked through his apartment only to find a small package sitting on the table. Naruto opened it and found a notepad with a note. He rolled his eyes and read the note.
'Hey kid, I'm just telling you that I will be back soon and if you didn't pass the Genin exam this time, I won't ever give you your father's scrolls.
-Jiraiya
PS. Put my research with the rest.
Naruto let out a long sigh, walked over to a desk and dropped the notepad with the other 12 next to his copy of 'Icha Icha Paradise' as he made his way to the kitchen. That is until…
'Oh, come on. Are you not even going to read those notes?' asked a new voice.
"No, I prefer the finished book over the no-" Naruto stopped dead in his tracks. "Who is there?" Naruto asked as he grabbed a Kunai to defend himself.
'Ha ha. You are not going to find me out there kit. Why don't you come down and say 'hello'?' came a chuckle.
With that Naruto's body fell to the floor and he blacked out. He opened eyes to find that he was no longer in his house, but in a dark, leaky sewer with blood red pipes running every which way.
"Where the hell am I?" Naruto asked out loud.
'Just turn around,' the voice came again.
Naruto did what he was told, and when he did, he received the biggest shock of his young life. He saw a massive cage door with a piece of paper that read 'seal' in the middle, but that is not what surprised him. What had surprised him was the 30 story fox behind the cage. And it just sat there, staring at him. By now Naruto had more than enough bricks to build a life size copy of Konoha.
'What is the matter kit? Never seen a great Demon before?' asked a very amused fox.
"Kyuubi...but you are supposed to be dead" Naruto said just above a whisper.
'I guess I was wrong, you are not as dumb as you look. However, as you can see, I am alive,' Kyuubi said with a smirk.
"So it is true? You are inside of me? Why didn't Ero-sennin tell me? Or the old man?"
'They were going to tell you the day after becoming a chuunin, but that Mizuki guy beat them to the punch,' said Kyuubi as he laid down on the floor.
"Oh… Well, at least they were going to tell me eventually." Naruto said looking down.
Hey, Kyuubi, can I ask a question?" Naruto asked, looking up to the great fox.
'Go ahead,' Kyuubi said with a sad voice, knowing what was coming.
"You do not seem all that evil. So, why did you attack the village?" Naruto asked taking a seat on the ground.
'It was not one of my… prouder moments,' Kyuubi said with a small smirk.
'Before I attacked your village, my mates, Nibi and Seryi, had come down with a rare disease that can be fatal if not cured quickly. While I was out gathering the proper herbs for the medicine, I was attacked by 2 other Bijuu, Rokubi no Raijuu, the 6 tailed weasel, and Shichibi no Kaku, the 7 tailed badger.'
"But, why did they attack you? I thought you were their king?" the young blond squinted his eyes in confusion. "And who are Nibi and Seryi?" Naruto asked, interrupting the great fox.
Kyuubi growled before explaining. 'First, do not interrupt me again. Second, that is why they did it, in hopes that one of them would become the new Demon King. They almost succeeded, too, but then Rokubi thought he could finish me himself, and he turned on his partner. With them attacking each other, I was able to get the upper hand and win. Although I was too weak to kill them, I did give them injures so severe, they are probably still trying to heal.
'And Nibi and Seryi, like I said, were my mates, and they were two of the most powerful demons to come out of the Cat tribe. It Started with Nibi, and then I met her sister Seryi. I still don't know how I ended up both of them,' Kyuubi said that last part with a sick grin.
"That still does not explain it. Why did you attack my village?" Naruto asked wanting to hear more.
'I was getting to that,' Kyuubi began, irritation clear in his voice. 'When the fight was over, I made my way back to Seryi and Nibi, to see how they were doing. But..." Kyuubi trailed off, looking down at the ground.
Naruto just sat there looking confused. "But what?" he asked.
'But when I got back, I found them both dead, and it was not from the illness. They had been killed.' Naruto was surprised that a demon could sound so sad and angry at the same time.
'So I looked for who could have done it, and what I saw sent me into rage. I saw a man with a proud smirk on his face and your village's symbol on his head band.' At that Naruto stood up in shock.
'Before you ask, I don't know who he was; he sank into the ground before I could bite his head off. All I know is he had the head band, yellow eyes and the smell of a snake. Knowing where the head band came from, I set off for your village.'
'There were hundreds of your shinobi tried to keep me out and in my weakened state, they were doing just that, but they were taking losses fast. Soon they all stopped their attacks and that is when I noticed a blond man standing on a cliff, ready to fight.'
'So I turned to meet my new opponent. He was by far the most skilled human I have ever seen, but as Jutsu after Jutsu failed, he vanished. I had a hard time believing a man such as he would run but 5 minuets later, he reappeared on the same cliff as before. This time, however, with a small bundle in hand. I turned to face him once again as he set the bundle down and that is when I saw that the bundle was a sleeping infant.' Kyuubi paused and looked to Naruto.
'So as I looked on in confusion, the blond man, which I can only guess to be your father, started going through hand seals. Before I knew what was happening, Shinigami appeared behind him and took his soul and I blacked out. When I finally came to, I was trapped in here.' The fox said looking around.
"My father was The forth Hoakge" Naruto said softly with wide eyes.
"Well you look just like him and have the same sent, you do the math."
Naruto stood there just trying to take in all of the information until he spoke. "Kyuubi… I do not blame you for the attack and I am sorry about your family."
'It has almost been 16 years, I am fine kit,' Kyuubi answered.
"Ok, I have some more questions," said our spiky haired shinobi.
'Only if I can ask my own questions,' Kyuubi didn't ask, he stated.
Naruto looked a bit surprised, but nodded any way. "How come you have never talked to me before now?"
'It was the way the seal was designed. I could not speak with you until you were made aware of me. Ha! With the way the villagers treat you, I am shocked it took this long,' the fox answered. 'Ok, now it is my turn. Why in the bluest of blue hell, do you wear that god awful orange jumpsuit all the time?' Kyuubi asked, almost vomiting at the sight of the offending piece of clothing.
Naruto's face just hit the floor. "HEY, I LIKE ORANGE, FUR BALL!!" Naruto yelled.
'Oh please, I have seen that Maito Gai guy wear better looking spandex. And do not call me fur ball, brat.'
Naruto and Kyuubi talked and argued for most of the night until Naruto remembered he had his team placement the next afternoon and went to sleep.
A/N And here is the revised chapter 2. I hope you all like it and I know every one says this but I do like Reviews.