Shanghai, china

(Skipper's POV)
Under the cover of darkness a motorized bike drove through rows of warehouses. He stopped before an ornate arch and placed the box down on the ground. He then drove off on his motorized bike into the night. I wasted no time lasering my way out of the cardboard box. I put my laser pointer away and put on an earpiece. I spoke into it and said, "Skipper's log Unbenounced to my men I have arrive in shanghai on a super secret solo mission…" I jumped through the air and landed by some mysterious crates. "…it's nice…a little humid…" I jumped and landed on the crate I was looking for. "And intelligence sources put a shipment of weaponized suped-up wings on these dock."

I proceded with caution as I kicked up open the crate and jumped down to see the contents, "The Dim-sum of all fears." I proceded cautionly but with purpose as I slowly went up to the crate. Suddenly HANS appeared and said, "There is no dim-sum you dum-dum!" "Hans!" I shouted. "Skipper," Hans said, "My old frienemy…" "But you were in…" "You think Hoboken can hold hans the puffin?" he asked. "Well I hoped," I said, "so this was…" "A trap," Hans said as we circled each other. "Let's say we settle this with…" Hans pulled out a fish, "mackerel!" "Let's not," I said lasering the head off of hans fish. "What was that?" Hans asked, "We always fish fight…You could put an eye out with that thing!"

"We were in a rut," I said, "I don't want to be in a rut with you hans." "You hurt with your words skipper," Hans said, "So I will hurt with my feet!" Hans dropped kicked me cause me to fall over as the laser slid away. The laser fired as it landed cutting right through the ornate arch. I jumped up and grabbed the laser but accidently cut a supporting beam. The arch collapsed on top of me and I only had enough time to cover my head. I crawled out from under the rumble. I gasped when Hans appeared holding the laser like a lightsaber. "Your right Skipper old friend," hans said, "this does beat the fish!"

"Now hans take it easy," I said. I jumped up to the nearest fire escape and climbed up as Hans lasered throught the ladder below me. He lasered through a sign as I grabbed onto a hanging paper lantern and landing on a roof. I jumped and walked across a wall as Hans tried to hit me with the laser. He lasered another sign as I jumped and grabbed onto a paper lantern. "My car!" a man shouted in japanese as I used the string of lanterns to swing back at hans. I knocked the laser out of Hans' hands and grabbed it as I used another lantern string to catapult me across the docks.

I handed on the pier holding the laser like a lightsaber. Hans looked at me with a puzzling half grin. "Why the puzzling half-grin that suggests that you know something that I do not?" I asked. "How did you really think I got out of Hoboken Skipper?" Hans asked as lighting flashed behind him. "Work-release program?" I asked. "I had help from someone you know…" Hans said. "What?" I said. Suddenly a beach-ball shaped submarine smashed through the dock cutting me off from hans and the rest of shanghai. A door slid open and landed with a thud forming a ramp.

A Familiar evil laugh echoed from within as Blowhole made his entrance, "Pen-gu-win!" He said. "Blowhole!" I shouted. "Was that an entrance or what?" Blowhole said, "Not that you're remember it…" What do you mean by that blowhole. I got into defensive positon. "Thanks to my…" Blowhole said hitting a button, "MINDJACKER!" I got into defensive position as a purple beam hit me and started to erase my memories. "and now you will forget everything," blowhole said. "Urgh," I said as I lost my balance and my memories…wait…what memories…I don't remember anything. "Most importantly," a voice said a I fell into the water, "How to swim!" Evil laughter echoed into the water everything went black.

The Central Park Zoo

(Marlene's POV)

"Chimpanezes," Alice said in a disinterested tone, "If they show their teeth that's not a smile it means they want to eat you." Phil and Mason smiled. A boy scream and ran off to join the rest of the tour group. Mason then went back to work on his statue, "Honestly how that woman stays employed is a mystery worthy of Sir Arthur Conen Doyle." In the reptile house they looked into a terrarium to find it empty. "Urgh," a boy said, "why are we even here?" "Because your teachers have nervous breakdowns if they don't get a break from you once in a while," Alice said. the Chameleons revealed themselves once everyone was gone playing tic-tac toe. "Last group for the day," I said, "Make it count."

Suddenly the bell on the zoo clock tower toiled getting alices attention. A school bus stopped directly outside the zoo gates. "Bus time!" Alice shouted leading the group away, "Let's move it!" they left right as I went down my slid and did a double sumersult before splashing to the water. "Hey!" as the group walked way, "I practiced that you know a little appreciation goes a long way…huh!" Suddenly the fish dish in the penguin habitat started to shake. Kowalski is this really the best time to be messing with an invention? "You don't have to leave," alice said, "but you can't stay here."

I acted quickly before the penguins were compromised, "Oh my gosh!" I jumped alice distracting her and the school group from the penguins. "What are you doing?" alice said as I covered her eyes with my body. "you didn't see anything!" I said as their was an huge explosion. The school group was too distracted by my antics to notice. They managed to take some pictures as I hopped away. "I'm totally putting that on the internet," a kid said. I quickly opened the hatch to penguin hq, "You guys," I said, "oh ho ho you so owe me." "Thank you for taking care of alice for us," Kowalski said, "it seems my new experimental power cell…" "Blew up like all of your other experiments?" I said.

"That was merely a discharge of excess energy during the assembly," Kowalski said as he pulled out his experiment, "I assure you the Power Cell itself is still intact." "Wait until Skipper gets back," Elsa said. "All I know is Skipper is going to be…wait," I said, "Where is he?" rico pointed to a supisiously bowling-pin shaped figure under the cover on Skipper's bunk. "Since when does skipper take naps?" I asked pulling off the covers. "I told you nobody would fall for that," elsa said. "Skipper!" Rico shouted looking at the bowling pin. "yeah," Kowalski said, "We meant to tell you…but we know how you get."

Rico was in his bunk in a fetal position while sucking his flipper. "Yeah like that…" "he's off on a top secret mission…" "Oh I get it," I said, "it's all need to know…tippy top secret…and if you told me you going to have to…K…me." "Correct! Correct! And you know it baby," Kowalski replied. "But we don't even know where he is…" Private said. Kowalski slapped over the head. "Really…but aren't guys like a team?" "Uh-huh," Rico said. "But on the rarest of occasions," Elsa said, "there are missions that require skipper go solo…" "And when he goes to the potty…" Private said. "he adopts one of his many undercover identies…" "Except when it's the potty…" Kowalski slapped private again, "and then he just vanishes…to parts unknown…duration unknown…to do…UNKNOWN." "It's just no matter how much I think I know about you guys…haven't even scratched the weird surface…so he just takes off…doesn't tell you where he's going…or what he's doing…and your aren't worried?" "Do you know Skipper?" Elsa said. "There a few constants in this crazy world of ours Marlene," Kowalski said, "but there is one certainty upon which we can always rely…Skipper can take care of himself…"

(? Pov's)

Uncharted island

Off the coast of Japan…or china…or korea

I got washed ashored and coughed as I stood up. I looked around and saw nothing but ocean all around me. "Where am I?" I looked at my reflection, "Who am I?"

Under the Pacific Ocean

Blowhole's Submarine

(Blowhole's POV)

I laughed evilly. "How have I longed for this day," I said, "to see my arch-enemy totally owed… I mean did you see how he crumbled like…like…Red One! What's something one crumbles?" "Uh Newspaper," he replied. "of course Newspaper! I was looking for something more violent!" "The Sports section maybe?" "Ergh…Let's just say there was much crumbling," I replied pushing a button, "Thanks to my…" "MINDJACKER!" my computer said as the Mindjacker deployed. "Ergh," I said as I put it away.

I went up to the tank that held Skipper's memories and flipped throught them. "Kowalski options…" "Your always chasing rainbows private…" "Ringtail!" "smile and wave boys smile and wave…" "Fossa halt!" "Dave!" "Trust me manfredi what could go wrong…" "Skipper's thoughts…Pen-gu-win secrets…all mine!" I turned to the lobster who were analyzing skipper's data. "The Penguins have an anti-matter fusion reactor core one meter east of their command center…" "Got you…they got a variety of intruder defense systems in place. And…eh…Kowalski keeps his truth serum in a hot sauce bottle." Really? "Kowalski you sly dog," I said. "Ooo…wait! I'm picking up more details on their network of underground tunnels."

"Soon I will have all the data I need to plan my assult on the pen-gu-wins HQ!" I said, "and there will be no skipper to stop me…" "excuse me" Hans said. "What?" I asked. "Dr. Mammalfish," hans said, "Do you have the wi-fi in this place." "I'm scheming here!" I said. "I was locked up in Hoboken a long time…I want to check my email," Hans replied. "Ergh," I said as the Mindjacker suddenly popped up without warning. I reaaally need to fix that….

Lemur Habitat

(Julian's POV)

I pull out my MP3 and hit the song I wanted. "Everybody get up to the beat thump thump thump! Yeah! this is how we do it now with a thump thump thump…" While I was distracted jamming out to the beat mort appeared. "Oh King Julien is in his own little world," Mort said. "…This is how we do it now with a thump thump thump!" "But the feet are in my little world!" Mort said. "Baseline! Baseline! Got to have a baseline…" I sang. Suddenly there was a weird beeping sound and the song cut out. I lowered the player to find Mort on my feet, "Hello!" Mort said, "Welcome back…"

I kicked mort across the habitat before he could finish. "Maurice!" I shouted, "The music box from the lost and found has lost it sound!" Maurice grabbed it, took one quick look, and said, "Dead battery!" "but…Batteries cannot die!" I shouted, "my boomy-box batteries don't die!" "Yeah…Well…" Maurice stammered, "…I kind of replaced them when you were sleeping." LIES! "Eh…No!" I shouted rushing to my boomy box, "Billy, Bobby, Beaky, and Bernie are still there!" "That's their…um…grandchildren!" Maurice replied. I took back the player and said, "oh…but what about this one!" I took the battery out and held it up to my face," The battery that has failed me! I shall name him Backster! Backster you are a traitor! Don't you know who I am!"

"Your majesty I would recommend that we recycle him at dawn," Maurice replied. "Yes," I replied, "recycling at dawn! A most fitting fate!" "Mort!" I shouted, "come here! Guard the prisoner!" "Okay!" Mort said as he grabbed him, "my special foot time was ruined because of you! Dead backster!"

Uncharted island

South China Sea…Probably.

(?'s POV)

"and how did I get here?" I asked to thin air. "And when's the last time I ate?" I said. "and am I currently on any medications?" "Listen up cupcake!" a commanding voice said. "Is that my name?" I asked. "What?" The penguin the voice belonged to said, "No! I was insulting you by referring to you as something soft and sweet!" "Oh sounds yummy," I said, "do you have one?" "Forget the cupcake!" He shouted, "I'm Special Agent Buck Rockgut! And YOU are Skipper!" "Okay," I said, "now is that a name or an insult?" "NAME! but an insult in coming up fast!"

I stared at him blankly. "Here the deal," He said, "All the vital intel in your thinkdom has been swiped!" "So my name is Skipper!" I said, "How can't I remember that?" "Your brain has been tapped! It's not rocket science!" "No sounds more like brain science!" "Affirmative! EVIL BRAIN SCIENCE!" He replied holding a flashlight to his face. Wait where did he get that? And the more important question, "How you get here?" "I'm not!" He replied, "Your sweetbreads cook me up to get you through this!" "SO…" I said as a mysterious light started to encover rockgut, "I'm doing this with my mind?" "Yup," He said as he disappeared, "And it looks like your noggin is doing a last minute substitution!" So who's the substitution?"

Suddenly in a similar flash of light someone else appeared this time a snow monkey. "Whoa! Whoa! What happened to buck?" "I am General Shinjin!" he replied, "Long did you study my theories of military strategy!" He then bowed, "It is my great honor to be your hallucination!" "And I am Hallucinating why?" I asked. "something deep in within your subconscious has determined you need a spirit guide!" "A spirit what?" I asked. "To survive this you need guidance!" "uh…I do?" I asked. "A vision of someone you respect! Someone with wisdom to share! Someone that will lead you home!" Suddenly the mysterious light returned, "and apparently that someone is not me!" The snow monkey disappeared leaving me alone once more. "Snow monkey?" I asked, "Oh come on snow monkey was barely here!"

Blowhole's Submarine

(Blowhole's POV)

The loud annoying sound of someone's ringtone going off filled the room. The offending lobster picked up his phone to find that it was not ringing. "Was I not crystal clear?" I asked, "What part of put your phones on vibrate do you not understand!" The lobster threw his phone and the paper he was reading aside and turned to his computer console. He quickly discovered that the sound was not a cell phone it was coming from his console. "Um…Doc! If you wanna look at this! I think it's the Your arch-enemy survived Alarm!" "NO WAY!" the ridiciously deep voice said as the Mindjacker deployed.

Uncharted Island

(Skipper's POV)

Suddenly a vision of a large feline appeared in a flash of light, "Urgh!" I said, "Here we go again!" Hopefully my mind finally settles on a decent "spirit guide". "It's show time!" "Come on Skipper You don't remember me?" I can't even remember the last time I ate…so no I don't. "My head is as fuzzy on the inside are your's is on the outside!" I said, "I don't remember much of anything!" "That's why am here!" He replied, "Okay let's do this! Okay baby steps are you with me? What's my name?"

"Uh…" I said. "Say my name! come on! Say my name! Say it!" "UM…" I said, "your what…a cat?" "Yeah…big cat…technically…but good start!" "I want to say…" I guessed, "boots! Mittens! Scooter? Fluffy! Dusty! Buster! PEACHES! It's peaches right!" "Alex! ALEX THE LION!" he replied, "You know…ROAWR! We used to be neighbors! Then a lot of crazy stuff happened and then…well…Spirit guide! This is where you applude!" I clapped…not sure why this is necessary…but I clapped for him.

Blowhole's Submarine

(Blowhole's POV)

"Anything?" I said. "I've got a lock on it," Red one replied. "Fire the Arch-enemy secret missile!" Red one turned a key and his keyboard separated and slid out of the way. A big red button marked "arch enemy" rose out of the secret space under the keyboard. An alarm sounded as red one pushed the button. On the moniter "Deployed" appeared in big red letters.

Uncharted island

(Skipper's POV)

"Can I stop now?" I asked. "Oh right!" Alex replied, "yeah right!" I stopped clapping, "so anyway I'm here to help you be you again! Old school spirit guiding stuff! Come on! Let's do this just you and me…and that missile…" "MISSILE?" I asked as a flaming projectile flew in our direction.

(end of part One)