Uncharted Island
(Missile's POV)
_Arch-enemy Secret Missile launched_ [operating system 2.0] activated_ target vector logged_ Uncharted Island detected_ target located_ visual anomaly detected_ ignored_ Priority one Penguin_Target designation: Skipper_ Target locked_ Engaging thrusters_Target can not escape…
(Skipper's POV)
The Missile flew at me and I quickly ducked as it flew overhead. "So…that was pretty weird," I said peeking from behind a rock. "Not Really…" Alex said, "that kind of thing happens to you all the time." "Whoa!" I said, "I don't think so! I'm just penguin!" "A penguin with enemies!" Alex said, "armed and dangerous type enemies!" "Oh come on!" I said, "Everyone loves a penguin right? We're both cute and cuddly." Suddenly the missile returned and flew at me again. I jumped as the missile reapproched, "You don't blow cute and cuddly!" "Okay follow my lead!" Alex said as he quickly spun around. 'Flick kick!" he shouted as I copied his every move as we dodged and evaded the missile.
"axle turn!" I watched this in doubt as the missile rocketed towards me again. I had no choice but to copy Alex's move in order to dodge the missile again. Alex grabbed me before performing a "Hip walk!" as the missile missed again. Hmm…I guess I shouldn't be surprised seeing that missile had the word "miss" in it. The Missile rocketed upwards before turning around and heading back our way. "coffee grinder!" Alex said ducking below the missile while spinning around on his legs and butt.
(Dr. Blowhole's POV)
We watched in disbelief at red one's screen as Skipper continued to evade the missile. "How is he doing that!?" I shouted. I then turned to the big screen and saw Skipper…talking to himself? "calsie von…what?" "And who is he talking to?" I asked. "Um…" red one said. "don't answer that!" I shouted.
(Skipper's POV)
I jumped up a series of rocks as I followed Alex's moves and evaded the missile. I then landed balanced with my flippers out on one foot. 'Way to stick the landing," Alex shouted, "You were born to dance!" Wait what? We were dancing this whole time. That doesn't sound right. "You mean like a pretty little ballerina?" I asked. I can just hear that rockgut guy insulting me. "you know surprisely light on those little webbed toes," Alex said. I looked down at said webbed toes as he said this. "Not unlike a pretty ballerina," Alex said. And like that I suddenly remembered something else about myself…and for some reason I could happen myself. I feel down to my knees (do penguin have knees?) and screamed "nooo!" The missile hit the rock behind me and exploded.
(Dr. Blowhole's POV)
Suddenly the symbol of skipper and the missile merged into a red dot and disappeared. IMPACT suddenly appeared on red one's computer screen. A direct hit! I then heard something faintly and told red one, "wait! Rewind a little." Red One rewinds and we heard skipper shout, "Hans!" "too far back…fast forward." Red one fast forward and I…heard my own voice. "Wait, rewind a little." "Too forward!" Red one re-winded again, "Are you my family?" "You don't have a family and we'll all going to die" "what?" "How do we even have a recording of that?!" I shouted. Red one finally got it to the right moment and I heard Skipper's, "Noooooahhhh!" "No that's it freeze it!" "You want me to freeze sound Doc?" Red one asked. "That is definitely the scream of a arch-enemy that has met his doom," I said.
"I mean I can freeze picture but sound exists in a continuum," Red one said. "I get it, whatever," I replied. "It's just that you asked me to do the impossible," Red One replied, "not the first time I might add." How dare he…I'm the supervillian…he's the minion that does what I order when I order it WITHOUT question. Looks like I need to resort to THAT threat again. "You know there's a big pot of water in the back that I keep at a steady slow boil next to the movie butter?" "YES!" Red one shouted, "sound is frozen."
"seee freezing sound, Destroying Skipper," I said. I got close to one of my minions who was drinking coffee. "Here in my evil organization…" I said as the lobster spilled his coffee. I then scared a lobster holding a notepad, "we do the impossible every day." I then went up a circular ramp to a platform in the middle of the room, "With the right attitude, Some team work, and constant overwhelming fear of my wrath…" I got on the platform as I appeared on the giant screen in the front of the room. "We can do anything!" "Yes!" a lobster shouted completely ruining the affect. I turned to glare at him from up high my image on the giant also glaring at him. "dude wicked awkward," another lobster said. Red 47 I think…or was it red 50? The Lobster climbed down from the top of his computer and turned back to the keyboard.
(Skipper's POV)
"You know if I wasn't imaginary that slap would have really hurt," Alex said as he rubbed his face. "I am not a ballerina!" I shouted. I lifted up some of my flab, "this is not a dancer's body." I released my fat and pointed at myself, "this body is…a…eh…living weapon?" "What the heck kind of penguin am I?" "Psychotic," Alex chimed in, "which would ordinary be a problem…but hey that's you! That's skipper! Leader of team Psycho!" So How would I know this guy…unless… "Are you on my team?" I asked. "Uh…no…no…I have like my own team…team Alex. The larger mammals mainly…you have your guys." Yes…that's right… "Right," I said, "It's all coming back to me…Manfredi and Johnson. I can't wait to see those knuckleheads!"
"Um…" Alex said, "yeah not them…so much…but it's a good team…a solid team…your team! Hooha!" "And this team of mine…does what?" I asked. "Missions!" Alex replied, "Secret Missions! Need to know hush hush commando stuff! wha ha ha ha!" Hush Hush commando stuff? Is that a technical term? "hmm…does sound a tosh Psychotic," I replied. "Um some might say that" Alex said kneeling down on all fours, "by some…I mean me. I say that…all the time." "So if someone attacked me?" I said. "then your guys are next," Alex whispered, "we're talking danger here!"
He quickly draw three penguins in the sand and pointed at them, "they need you!" I looked at the sand picture for a few moments then blinked. "Really?" I asked, "if you say so." Alex glared at me. "Okay!" I said, "then I have got to get home!" I then started running around getting materials. "Yes good sounds like a plan! You're the man with the plan! The Penguin man with a…" "Build a raft!" I said pulling some wood over. "Yes do that!" Alex shouted, "huh…turns out I'm a great spirit guide! Add that to the resume…good to have a fallback career if the whole zoo thing goes south." I ignored his irrelevant blabber and started to tie logs together. Well except on word, "South," I said tieing the logs into a raft, "Once construction of the aforementioned raft is complete I set forth for home…Antarctica!" "Right," Alex said, "wait…what!"
Blowhole's Submarine
(red one's POV)
Where's the Doc? We have to do attack planning…he's never late for that. "Doc! Where are you!" I asked as I wondered the corridors. I crawled up the wall and hit a button on the intercom, "Paging Doctor Blowhole! Doctor Blowhole Please report to attack planning!" "Hose over there!" I shouted as a door opened and blowhole rolled out, "Attack planning will have to wait!" Blowhole then drove down the hallway and I followed him. "I need to Pop by Mutation development!" Blowhole said. Popeye? OH Pop By! And here I thought Dave was the only one who used puns.
Light turned on on the Mutation development lab revealing a cage with a bunny inside. Blowhole rolled up to it, "Hard to imagine a animal more cute and innocent than a bunny." And this is relevant how? "but doc!" I shouted, "The Analysis of penguin HQ is almost wrapped up. They really need you to plan this attack!" Blowhole shook his head, "Red One…to have an attack on needs a weapon. Like the…" "Diabolizer!" The ridiculously deep voice said as the weapon fired on the bunny. The Bunny grew to monstrous size destroying the cage. The Bunny licked it's chops when it saw me and then roared in my face.
Before I could react the bunny hit me it one of it's over-sized paws. As the monster beat me up blowhole celebrated. "Yes!" Blowhole shouted, "The…" "MINDJACKER." "Ergh," Blowhole said, "DIABOLIZER!" "…works beyond my wildest exceptions!" "Um DOC!" I said as I suggested to go to him. The beast roared as it dragged me into the shadows and a world of hurt. "One blast from this ray will transform Kowalski, Rico, and Private into monstrously evil creatures of destruction!" Blowhole then laughed evilly as the Mutant bunny threw me around.
(fade to black)
(King Julian's POV)
Mort spun the battery display around, "No…no…no." "None of this batteries are the same as dead Baxter!" I suddenly noticed that the spinning stopped, "Mort Keep up!" "but my legs are tired!" Mort said. "They too mort?" I asked, "why! Why is everything wearing out on me!" I turned to the battery traitor and pointed at him, "Yes I am referring to you dead Baxter!" "and it was a slam!" I shouted as I dropped him. Mort saw it and his legs quickly became untired.
Then Maurice came in with his crazy statement of the day. "Maybe it can be recharged or something?" "What! Kind of demon sorcerer are you suggesting," Julian asked, "Unless…Masikura are you here?" I got no answer or even a scare from my reptilian adviser, "are you a witch?" I asked Maurice. "I was thinking we could get some help from the zoo science guy?" Maurice asked.
Timo? Wait no that's not right…luckily I have a replacement science wizard. "the zoo science guy…" I said as I remembered, "yes of course! This totally a joey thing! Hey good day mate." I then did my kangaroo hopping impersonation. "grr…" Maurice said as he grabbed my tail, "Kowalski! Brainac! Penguin!"
"really?" I asked as I grabbed my tail back, "Kowalski…the guy…" Maurice quickly pushed me in the opposite direction I was going, "but…he doesn't even have a pouch." "I have got the dizzies," Mort said. NOBODY CARES MORT!
The Indian Ocean
(Skipper's POV)
"No! I will not be swayed big mouth cat," I said, "Penguin hail from Antarctica end of story." It's basic biology lion! I can just remember saving private's little egg from the leopard seals…nature's snakes!" "big no on Antarctica! You're a city boy like me!"
"Antarctica!" I said, "Ant-ar-ti-ca! Just kind of rolls through the syllables doesn't it. I like it can't wait to get there!" "I don't think you get the whole spirit guide gig!" Alex said as he picks me up(how can a mind image do that? I have no idea), "I pour out the wisdom…and you drink it up. Drink up the wisdow skipper!" "Are spirit guides supposed to get all shouty like that. "I'M NOT GETTING SHOUTY!" "SO THIS IS THE NORMAL WAY TO TALK GOOD TO KNOW!"
"Urgh," Alex said as he dropped me, "um there has to be some memory so strong that it couldn't be wiped out." "Uh," I said, "cold…ice…" "Not Antarctica!" Alex shouted. "some thing you miss! Something that means more to you than anything else!" Yes…yes… "Snow…" "NO stop it!" "Wait let me finish!," I said, "snow…CONES!" "Snow cones that's what you remember?" Alex asked. OF COURSE!
"Have you ever tasted a snow cone," I said unaware of the shark that was no circling us. "Um…" Alex said looking around at the shark. "Skipper!" "a tantalizing array of artificially created fruitiness.." "Skipper?" I was hit the shark as it exploded out of the water and as I kicked and punched it, "sweet syrup! That turns ordinary everyday ice into frosty rainbow refreshment!"
I ran on the side of the shark spinning like a log, "I am going to the home of the best snowcones in the world!" Then shark jumped but I stopped him and spun him on the end of my flipper like a basketball. I then threw up a rope with tied up the shark, "My home the central park zoo!" Now tied to the front of the raft I threw the shark back into the water.
"I did it! We're going to new york!" Alex shouted. "New york," I said. I clapped the shark swam forward in the direction of new york. "a city so nice they named it twice!" Alex said. "with flavored ice!" I added as we sailed into the horizon.
Penguin Hq
(Kowalski's POV)
"My experiment power cell is bursting with megejawatts of power," I said holding it up with tongs. "Hmm," I said, "incredible power plus dangerous instability…but there is a dreaded third factor that would spell certain disaster." "and third factor would be?" Private asked. "Arriving," Elsa said, "in three, two, one." Julian landed into the base with a thud.
"that battery is the exact size I need!" Julian said. "Uncanny coincidence," I said as Julian pulled the power cell out of thw tongs. "Oh this will meet my kingly power needs." "We should have locked the entrance," Elsa said. "stop!" I shouted. Julian managed to dodge and I got a face full of wall. "How dare you be so greedy with something I want just for me!" Julian shouted. "Get him!" I shouted. Julian jumped causing private and rico to slam into each other. Elsa face palmed.
"what are you sillies doing!" Julian shouted…DROPPING THE POWER-CELL! I jumped overhead, "Not a battery!" Julian laughed and said, "come on it totally a battery." We quickly surrounded him. We then jumped him tackling him to the ground. I picked up the battery and said, "NOT a battery…power-cell." "eh…potato tomato…" Julian said. That's not even how it…I am not going to engage. I quickly activated the secret code to reveal the secret elevator. I set the clock to 6:30 and then input the combination on the secret panel that popped out. The elevator came up and I entered it. Once I got to the level of my vault I input my super secret code…ha you would never guess it. I then opened the safe and put the power-cell inside. "Ah! Safe and sound," I said as I closed the vault.
Julian was on the floor where the elevator was, "wait come back! This is a matter of life and death jams!" "Your not going to die without music!" Elsa said. "Julian!" Private said, "Kowalski said that his power cell could destroy the entire eastern seaboard!" "In the wrong hands," Elsa muttered. "Yeah man! That's just the kind of power I need!" "Did the deaths of thousands of people go right over his head?" Elsa said. The elevator returned smashing Julian against the ceiling.
"New York"
(Skipper's POV)
I climbed onto the beach and saw the good old 'merican flag waving in the wind. I never thought I'll be so glad to see American soil again. "Oh what A beautiful sight!" I shouted, "we made it!" "Yeah," Alex said, "right country wrong coast!" "what!" I said. I saw a sign showing the correct distance to new york. "Only two thousand four hundred thirty two miles to go! That's not so bad!" And so began a cross-country trek to get to new york. I carefully cross the divider on a highway while Alex just walked over the top of it. Does a spirit guide really need to walk? Can't he just teleport to wherever I am?
I eventually got onto a train heading for new york. I decided that freight trains are significantly faster than on foot. In the dark of night I decided to play some solitaire to pass the time. And then Alex had to put his two cents in. "Um…red eight on the black nine." I narrowed my eyes and threw him out of the train. Well it helps that he's not actually here.
We eventually ended up in a car driving on a road in New Jersey. Well at least it's not Hoboken. Alex was at the drivers seat and had to babble. "What if everything we think is wrong," Alex said, "Like What if I'm real and you're the imaginary one." I pretty sure that this conversation has absolute nothing to do with saving my team of getting all my memories back. "Would you ever stop talking!" I shouted. Suddenly something came to me, "Wait!" I said, "you're a spirit guide? Should you be driving?" Alex's eye went wide seconds before he lost control. Well…I guess he wasn't in control of the car in the first place.
We walked the New Jersey road and Alex was balancing on a tire from the car. "Oh lighten up it was a rental," Alex said. How would a spirit guide even be able to…UGH…I don't care. I need to get rid of this guy. "Just promise me," I said, "that you will go back to wherever it is that yak-happy figments like you go once I get to…" I stopped and found myself in… "New York," Alex said as we gaze upon the famous skyline.
New York Bay
Near liberty island
(Dr. Blowhole's POV)
The Submarine rose out of the water within sight of lady liberty and the New York skyline. A seriously injured red one looked up from his computer. "We have reached Manhattan doc," Red One said. He didn't see a doctor yet? I am not paying a flipper and a half of a tail for health insurance for my minions to not use it! I rolled toward the big screen (It is extremely spendy of course) which had a image of New york. "I'm coming for you pen-gu-wins," I said, "and I have a surprise!" I then laughed evilly my minions shuddering in fear as they should be. My revenge is coming pen-gu-wins and this time there will be no skipper to stop me.
(end of part two)