[song starts]
[[THE PENGUIN WHO LOVED ME]]
there's a sea mammal on a roll,
Evil swims in his soul.
You will Fear his flipper's touch,
Surprisely smooth to the touch.
Look out below,
For a two-toned foe!
HE'S DR. BLOWHOLE!
(blowhole laughes evilly)
(fade to black)
Penguin Habitat
(Kowalski's POV)
"Anti-Gravity Socks Field test," I said reaching for the activation button, "Activating…Now!" "Sweet!" I said as I slowly rose off the ground. I hovered in the air for a few moments before getting flipped upside down. My feet slid out of the socks and I fell face-first onto the concrete. I quickly stood up the sock above me still floating upwards. I tried to jump up to grab the sock and pull them back to earth but to no avail. As the socks floated far above my reach I look around to make sure nobody was around to see my embrassment. "okay," I said, "Nobody saw…" "Hey!" "ahhh!" I screamed turning around to see a platypus standing there. "You Kowalski?" he asked.
I quickly composed myself and said, "Yes!" "yes…yes…I am," I added as he walked past. "Come with me," he said. "excuse me sir but I just don't wander off with strange platypuses…" I said, "or is it platypi? Platypuseses…" "You'll come if I say the right word," the Platypus replied. "And what word would that be?"
Penguin HQ
(Skipper's POV)
Kowalski ran into the base screaming and slammed open the door to his lab knocking us all over. We lined up in front of the door in concern. The sounds of Kowalski frantically running around could be heard. Before we could say anything Kowalski slammed the door back open. "In a moment…I'll be back…maybe never…nice to know you!" Kowalski said as he ran out with a suitcase. "Uh bye?" rico said. "Okay…" Elsa said. "what's that about?" Private asked. "Wellll…" I said, "let's find out…we'll check the surveillance tapes!"
I pulled down a secret panel and pushed a button. A wall of screens revealed itself. "You watch everything Kowalski does?" Private asked. "well yeah," I backtracked, "but…eh…just Kowalski…because you know…he's kind of a nutjob…but…your cool…I would never do that to you…guys…" I hit a button on a keyboard and a recording of private popped up. "I'm Skipper! Give me options! And being a luddy Duddy!" "ah!" I said hitting another button and a clip of rico popped up. It showed rico sniffing a carton of milk. It was clearly rotton as Rico had a gag reflex. But then Rico chugged it anyway as I hit another button.
It switched to an unknown platypus saying, "you'll come if I say the right word!" "And what word would that be?" Kowalski asked. "Doris!" "Gasp!" we all said. "That is ten tons of trouble in a three ton bag!" I said. "Gasp! You do watch everything we do!" "You didn't record me did you?" Elsa asked. "What…" I said, "No!" I hit another button and thankfully the system shut off.
New York Harbor
(Kowalski's POV)
"She Needs me?" I asked. "Her very words," the platypus who I now know is named parker said, "said you're the smartest guy she ever met!" "Ah…always Knew she'll come to her senses someday," I said, "it's the causal confidence I exude…my effortless of plum…a sense of sauve…" "Kowalski!" Doris said, "Hey you…" I stood there and started to stammer like a idiot. "D-doris!?" I said before staring off into space.
"Kowalski?" doris asked. "You…you…" I said still talking like a idiot, "You…still have your pr…pretty parts!" Causal confidence indeed. She laughed and said, "You haven't changed a bit! Oh Kowalski it's really nice to see you!" "Now take a deep breath and then respond!" she said as I stood there shaking. "Okay," I said before taking a deep breath. "Nice to see you too!" "Didn't I tell you he's great baby!" "Baby?" I said. "Yeah guys got it going on…just like you said sweetie…" Parker replied. "Sweetie!" I shouted. I then freaked out as I hit myself for being so foolish yet again, "why you call her sweetie?"
Streets of New York
(Skipper's POV)
The Car speed towards the docks that Kowalski usually meets doris at. "I hope we're not to late to talk and or pound some sense into Kowalski oblong head!" I said. "Duck!" Rico shouted. Private ducked as a truck drove over us. "Really Skipper?" Private asked, "Doris can't be that bad can she?" "Private," I said, "the first time doris rejected him he refused to leave his bunk…for…six months!" "Duck!" Rico shouted before another truck drove over us. "what…Six months!" Private said. "Yup," Elsa said, "six months." "Didn't even move once," I added, "believe you me cleanup duty was not pleasant." "Urgh…" Private said before a city bus slammed into him as it drove over us. "Duck!" Rico shouted a bit too late.
The Docks
(Kowalski's POV)
"Ah!" I scoffed, "it would never work doris! Is he bird? Is he Mammal? If he can't commit to a species how can he commit to you!" "Listen I heard this all before," doris said, "expect then it was about doug the porpoise or harry the octopus or pete the manatee…" Parker's eyes with wide with that one. "He was ugly on the inside too," I pouted. "Listen Kowalski," doris said. Oh no not the… "I like you…I do…I really like you…I like you…but I'm never going to like you like you…can't you understand that?" with a sniff I agreed…But then to make matters worst…
A rope came out of nowhere and Private, Rico, and Elsa dragged me away. Skipper jumped forward with a taser, "Get Kowalski away from her men!" "not all of us our men!" Elsa shouted for the millionth time. Skipper rolled his eyes and contiuned, "Excessive force is approved…and encourage!" "Oh boy!" Rico said as he hacked up a lead pipe. I ran forward shouted, "No…no…no…Nooo!" Private and Elsa tried to hold me back but failed. I quickly tackled Rico before any harm to come to anyone. "force…excessive or otherwise won't be nessacary…" I said.
"Aw," Skipper said clearly disappointed, "really…rico hacked up a lead pipe…and I'm kinda of hankering to use this thing!" Skipper activated the taser with sparked to life with a jacob's ladder of electricity. "sorry," I said, "I just want to go home…and be forever alone…in my bunk" Rico and Private shuttered in disgust while Elsa said, "what about Eva?" "I don't remind me of another girl who dumped me," I said. "Hold on pal!" Parker said, "Doris didn't bring you here just to rip your heart out!" "Oh…There's more," I said, "what…is she going to compost it for a victory garden she's planning that consists entirely of broccoli…which by the way I despise!"
"have you tried it with cheese?" Private asked. "No…I haven't!" I shouted. "quiet good with cheese," Private said. "remind me to stay way from him," Elsa said. "No," doris said, "I need your help Kowalski. It's my brother francis…He's a prisoner…a prisoner of…SEAVILLE!" I gasped.
Penguin HQ
(Kowalski's POV)
"Seaville aqua funpark…" I said with disgust, "Security is beyond state-of-the-art it is the fort knox of aqua funparks!" "That's why we need you ace…your have the tech skills we need to free Doris's brother." "All this time I never even know she had a brother," I said. "Francis," Parker said, "Likes seaweed and swimming…Dislikes Nets. Any other pointless facts you need to know?" "No," I said. "Then here's what I need to know," Parker said, "You in?" "uh…just give me a moment to discuss with…er…my compatriots?" I said.
Skipper, Private, Elsa, Rico, and I huddled together. "Upside," I said, "if I rescue Doris's brother then I could shove that right up Parker's smug duck-face. Downside, the only fortress harder to penetrate into then Seaville is Doris's heart." "And my side," Skipper said, "we do this your not belving your own bunk…" Skipper turned to Parker, "We're in!" Parker turned to the window and gave doris a thumbs up, "There in!" Doris than jumped up out of the water and into the air doing a sumersult as she landed back in the water.
"Wha…What!" Julian shouted, "They have one of those?" Maurice and Mort tried to entertain Julian with a sprinkler and two colored flashlights. "Oh no forget it Maurice," Julian said, "Turn off the dancing waters…the penguins totally upstaged us with their trained fish!" Maurice turned off the water and Julian said, "Stupidity penguins…"
The Altantic ocean
The Penguin's sub
(Skipper's POV)
"Skipper's Log…we run silent we run deep right up to Seaville's back door," I said, "covert assualt team launch!" "Do I have to be on a team with him?" Kowalski said. "here we go," Parker said. "Kowalski," I said, "Rico's Hypnotized by the ping machine…" "Ping," Rico said, "Ping, Ping." "and I promised Private I'll let him steer," I said. "look at me!" Private said, "I'm doing a bang up job aren't I Skipper?" Private slammed the sub into the wall knocking us all down. "Yes Private" I said, "Bang up job." "So Parker's your man!' I said. "I'm going with them!" Elsa volunteered. "Um why?" Parker said. "So you don't tear each other apart," Elsa replied.
"Approved," I said, "Now Covert Assualt team launch! Pronto!" Kowalski, Parker, and Elsa swam out the airlock and to Doris. They grabbed onto the Doris' fins and she launched out of the water. She than did a flip launching the three of them into the park. "And now we wait for them to open the hatch," I said.
Seaville aqua funpark
(Kowalski's POV)
The Three of us landed on top of the outer wall. I almost fell off the wall but Parker managed to pulled me back right as the guards walked pass. I stood back up as elsa and Parker glared at me. I pulled out my smart phone with the map of seaville, "All Right…Security control is this way!" I said, "Follow me….If you can!" I feel down and smashed into the light that was below us. Elsa facepalmed while Parker said, "How about you follow me?"
I found myself in a corridor surrounded by moving floodlights. I jumped and tumbled to avoid the lights while Elsa and Parker effortlessly walked past overhead. We then finally arrived at the locked entrance to the security control building. I inserted my flipper into the lock and quickly got to work. However, It was not quickly enough for Parker who just kicked the door down. It landed with a thud and we entered the building. "Better luck next time," Elsa said.
Elsa and Parker stood guard near the control panel while I jumped onto the control panel. I plugged in my smartphone into the control panel. "Their using AES Encryption?" I scoffed, "Amauters!" "So you can crack it?" Parker said. Can I crack it? "Is Ununoctium a nobel gas?" I said with a chuckle, "It totally is…You were like…What?" "And you wonder why Doris doesn't like you like you," Parker said. "Yeah," I said as I tapped my smartphone and opened the gate.
Shortly…
Doris, Skipper, and the rest of the team slid though the pipe and entered the park. "Nice work Kowalski," Skipper said. "Don't you mean Exceptional Work Skipper?" I said, "I mean…really…who else could have done this? Answer: Nobody but this guy right here…ME…the brainy guy!" "Gee, yeah, Okay, Fine, Kowalski!" Skipper said, "don't dislocate a flipper patting yourself on the back." "eh-hmm," private said, "Doris day…" "Eh?" He said noticing doris, "Oh…I mean…Yeah! Kowalski! Way to go! Gold star for you buddy!" "Skipper!" Elsa shouted as two guards approached.
"What the hay?" "We got a situation!" The two guards whipped out batons and started to approach us. "All Heck!" Rico shouted as we got into defensive positions. "No!" Parker shouted, "Hold your ground!" Parker jumped onto the guard and kicked him and as the guard went down he jumped the other one. He kicked the guard in the neck and landed in front of us as the second guard went down.
"Did you guys see that?" Skipper said, "How did you do that man?" "Toxic spurs!" Parker said. "Really like standard equipment?" "Yep, I'm Evolution's grabbag!" I checked and double checked my feet. "Nice!" "Kowalski?" he said, "why don't you have toxic spurs!" "I mean not that you need them," I said, "I mean…You did a good job I do recall a gold star or…" Doris looked at me sadly while I slumped in disappointment.
"Flippy's" habitat
(Skipper's POV)
Kowalski followed the map on his smartphone until we arrived at an Aquatheater. Why do I have a bad feeling about this? Doris crawled out of a sewer grate and joined us at the edge of the dark tank. "Francis!" Doris said, "Francis Are you in there? Francis!" "Aw man! I can't see squat in this icky black murk…" "are we sure this is the right pool?" Elsa said. "No way to tell in this light," I said, "Rico! Shed a light on the subject!" Rico rushed up and turned on the overhead spotlights with his flashlight.
"yeah!" I said and then we all gasped when we recognized the dolphin the in tank. "Woah!" Rico said. "It can't be!" Private said. "Why did it have to be him!" Elsa said. "The Mind boggles!" Kowalski said. "It's…Dr. Blowhole," I said as the infamous dolpin in question rose out of the water. "Hey?" He asked, "Penguins! You guys new to the park? You should get back to your tanks there crazy strict here!" We all got into defensive positions, "I don't know what your game is Blowhole," I said, "But I will see you burn! YOU HEAR ME! Burn in the pits of hades!" "Blowhole?" He said, "no, sorry, I'm Flippy seaville's second most popular performer three shows a day four on weekends…"
"Kowalski!" I said, "Analysis this freakshow?" "Did you say Free show?" Flippy said, "Okay…fine…a few hoop jumps but that's it." "Skipper the last we saw of blowhole he was a victim of his own Mindjacker…" Thanks to your truly… "He may actually still believe he is flippy…" "Here come's the triple backflip!" Flippy said. He than splashed doris. "He's not Flippy," Doris said, "and he's not…what did you call him…Dr. Blowhole? No he's my brother Francis." "Sorry Doris," I said, "But that's not francis."
"That is the sixth banglai of the Seven Seas...my arch-nemesis...Dr. blowhole," I said. "Let me straighten this out," Parker said, "Your all right! He is both Doris's brother francis and Dr. blowhole." "Oh come on!" Flippy said, "I'm shaking it out here! The least you can do is pay attention!" "and yeah he's flippy too," Parker said. good good…wait a moment… "Wait…How would you know?" Kowalski said. "Because," Parker said ominously, "I work for him!"
Before we could react Parker kicked me and kowalski with his toxic spurs. I went down as Rico, Elsa, and Private tried to attack him. "Skipper!" Private shouted. Parker took all three of them out and then hit Kowalski. After he knocked us all out he said, "I mean the evil one…Dr. blowhole." Doris gasped and then tried to escape via the sewer. But before she could make her escape Parker hit her with the toxic spurs. Kowalski came too and saw Doris laying unconscious with Parker on top of her. "Doris?" He asked. Parker turned to Kowalski and picked up his smartphone, "Kowalski, I want to thank you…I couldn't have done this without you." "Parker," He said as Parker knocked him out with his toxic spurs.
(End of Part One)