Dr. Blowhole's Island Lair

(Parker's POV)

"Heck of a job you did there Parker," Red one said, "Bringing back Dr. Blowhole and what not…" "Even if he is a little…different." Blowhole was swimming in the little pool of oceanwater, "Wow look at the size of this place!" He said, "I bet you guys have some parties in here? Am I right?" "Just pay me and I'll be on my way," I said. "Uh…" Red one said, "yeah here's the thing…we would love to pay you your money…" "But We can't." I grabbed the lobster next to red one and said, "start making sense now or I'll go termodore on your tails…" "It's not our fault only Dr. Blowhole can sign off on expenditures over 50 dollars!"

"But just as soon as his mind gets de-jacked," Red one promised, "getting you paid Priority one!" "Actually Priority Number One would be Project Bad Tidings that energy cannon is a rental." "what about my vacation request form?" "Don't forget the snacks for the breakroom…the cheesy bits are getting wicked stale…and somebody ate all the cheezy dibbles!" "Point is!" Red one said, "getting you paid is within the top five priorities just as soon as we get Dr. blowhole back!"

"Hey guys!" Flipper said, "Did you check out my dive that one and a half sumersult tuck awesome rip entrance no splash like a knife! Oh yeah!" Red one pushed a button on a nearby control and Flippy found himself on a segway. "Hey warn a guy when your going to do that!" flippy said. Red one pushed up a crate and went up to the control panel on the segway. "Restoring Dr. Blowhole is as simple as pushing a button." "PLUNGER!" "ha…wrong button." "Mcguffium!" "Library card!" "Confetti Cannon!" "CHROMECLAW!" "Oh go back to the confetti cannon I could use that in my routine." "This…eh…might take a while…"

Seaville Aqua Fun Park

Aquatheater

(Kowalski's POV)

"Ah Doris," I said, "Glad you're here….there's a small matter I'd been meaning to take up with you about your boyfriend parker…TOLD YA!" "Oh please!" She replied, "you'd been suspicious about every boyfriend I ever…" "IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR THIS!" Elsa shouted. "I agree with elsa!" Skipper said. "Seaville Amusement Park is please to present Donnie the dolphin and her five flatfish Penguin fanatics!" "Flatfish us?" Skipper said. "I know," Private said, "fettle the heat of that!"

Doris climbed onto the artifical rock island, "are you sure you can do this? You only have one shot!" "I can! Just hang onto the ropes!" She said as she took the rope into her mouth. "Ladies and Gentlemen!" The Announcer said, "Prepare yourself for the ring of fire!" "Oooo!" the audience said. We grabbed onto the rope, "This is it!" I shouted as Doris jumped into the way. She swam around in circles to build up speed and then shot out of the water, thru the ring of fire, and over the audience and out of the aquatheater. "Yah!" a boy said right as we knocked into him. We he got back up his front teeth were missing, "Yeah!" He said as he passed out.

(Johnson's POV)

I bounced a ball off the clear glass walls of our enclosure while Manfredi played his harmonica. Suddenly a dolphin flew overhead and attached to the ropes in the mouth of the dolphin were four penguins who were screaming. And the screams sounded oddly familiar as the dolphin splashed down in the water outside the park. "Hey Manfredi!" "Yeah, what's that Johnson?" "Was that Skipper?" "And the guys!" Manfredi asked. "Skipper!" I shouted. "guys!" Manfredi shouted, "Come back! "it's us!" I shouted.

(Skipper's POV)

"Whoo hoo!" I said unaware of Manfredi and Johnson being nearby and bang on the glass back in seaville, "That cesspoll made Hoboken look like the French Rivera!" "Let's never go there again!" Private said. "do you hear banging?" elsa said as we swam off to find our submarine, "And shouting?"

(Red One's POV)

"Here you are showing off your idea for Chromeclaw!" I said, "Do you Remember that?" "No," Doc replied, "but nice slide I like the composition…" "Oh," Red two said, "There's Project bad tidings remember that? by the way it's totally ready to go whenever you give the word." Parker rolled his eyes. "Oh here we are on that three-day weekend in Cancun good times," I said, "ring any bells?" "Fellas," Blowhole balancing a ball on his nose said, "I appreciate you thinking I'm this Doc Blowhole guy…but I'm not an aquatic overlord!" He accidently launched the ball smashing a unexpecting lobster behind me. "I'm Flippy! Seaville's second most popular performer." Parker knocked out the lobster that was standing next to me. "Enough all ready!" He shouted, "I want what's coming to me and I want it now!"

(Kowalski's POV)

"Happy to oblige Parker!" Skipper said as we arrived in the submarine with Doris. "You take Blowhole," I said, "the platypus is mine! HI-YAH!" I jumped the Platypus and fought the lobsters getting unintentionaly knocked out by toxic spurs and being used as weapons. Parker knocked out the lobster I was using as a sword and jumped me. "My eye?" I said before spinning him around and knocking out a lobster. I threw him across the room and he landed on another lobster who was quickly knocked out.

Before Parker could recover I jumped him. Blowhole waved at Parker before Skipper jumped him and knocked him out of his segway. "Hey!" he said as the pair landed on the ground, "You could hurt a guy like that!" "Give it up Blowhole!" Skipper said. "Why does everyone call me that?" He replied, "I'm Flippy! F! L! I! Double P! Y!" "Wait…You minds not dejacked yet," Skipper said, "What's the hold up?"

Rico knocked one lobster into another and went for another pair of lobsters. "Please don't fight me!" One of the lobsters said, "My healthcare coverage hasn't kicked in yet…FIGHT HIM!" "Huh?" the other lobster said as Rico jumped him. "Well this hardly seems fair," Private said as a bunch of lobsters surrounded him. Private jumped and managed to take out every single lobster. "Told you it wasn't fair!" Private said from the top of the pile of lobsters.

Meanwhile Parker and I fought as we rolled around the floor. "How could you do it?" I asked when I found myself on top, "You had the devotion of that aquatic goddess and you betrayed her!" Parker kicked up and manage to get on top of me, "I didn't want her! Never did" He replied, "You Know…Kind of like how she doesn't want you!" Now that stung, "Your words hurt far more then any punch possible could!" He then punched me. "No…Punch definitely hurt more…"

"Stupid Land based fighting," Doris said she then looked under the water, "Hey's what's this?" Doris dove down and then shot out of the water on Blowhole's Spare Segway. "Ha! Ha! I'm in the game!" Doris shouted. She pushed a button and then much to her surprise it shot forward. "Doris?" I said. And then because she had zero experience with it she ran me over...and then as the segway went out of control she knocked into several lobsters. "Sorry!" "Don't apologize to the enemy!" Elsa shouted.

"Okay how do you drive this thing?" Doris said as she unintentional pushed the button to turn on all the lasers. Friend and Foe alike then ran for cover as lasers fired off. "My fault that was totally me!" Doris said. "Turn off the lasers!" Elsa shouted. Blowhole and Skipper dodged a laser beam that came their way. "Stop! Stop! why won't you stop!" Doris said hitting random buttons. All the lasers eventually stopped but then… "MINDJACKER!" As doris contiuned to drive out of control the Mindjacker randomly fired. "Wha?" one of the lobster said. The Lobsters on one of the computer terminals were blasted by the Mindjacker. "eh…huh…" "Who am I?" A lobster took a bit of cheesy bits only to find that there were still stale. He spit it out and then got blasted by the Mindjacker and took another cheesy bit only to find that it was stale and spat it out.

"opps…oh…sorry!" Doris shouted as Parker dodged it. "Oh!" Red one said, "The Mindjacker was in the backup scooter… Ha! HA! I am totally blushing right now…" Parker just looked at him with a dumbstuck expression. "Yeah…You can't tell…" And then Red one got Mindjacked. "Eh…what were we…er…talking about." Private, Rico, and the Lobsters they were fighting got jacked as well. "wha…what?" Rico said. "Do I know you?" "No idea," Private said, "What are we doing anyway?" "It looks like…er…we were dancing." "We got to get you outta here flippy!" Elsa shouted as She and Skipper try to push Flippy away. "If we get blasted and you get your memory back then…" Skipper and Elsa got blasted. "…then what?" "who are you?" elsa said, "and who am I?" "Who are you?" Skipper asked Blowhole. "I'm Flippy! Seavilles second most popular performer Three shows a day four on weekends." "Oh Real life celebrity!" Skipper said.

The segway contiuned to spin out of control while the Mindjacker blasted randomly. "Ah! What was my brother thinking with this thing? Mammals are might for water." I look around nervously as the chaos contiuned when Parker Knocked me into the path of Doris and the Mindjacker. I was then run over as the my memory was wiped.

(Parker's POV)

I jumped onto the rouge scooter and said, "Sorry Sweetheart…just business." I kicked her off the scooter and drove it over to Blowhole. The Mindjacker blasted him and his mind was restore. "wha…Oh… I am…Dr. Blowhole," he said, "Blowhole is back! Whahahaha!" "Good great," I said as I brought the scooter up to him, "Now about my fee!" Blowhole climbed on to the scooter and said, "Do I know you?" I angrily brought up my toxic spur. "Kidding Parker!" He replied, "I'll pay up you little natural disaster…but first let's take care of these Pen-gu-wins…"

"Francis?" Doris said. I jumped off and Blowhole went over to his sister, "Sis!" He said, "nice to see you! But around here it's Dr. Blowhole…It commands a little more respect." "Mom's going to be so disappointed in you," Doris said, "And Doctor how does that work exactly?" "Online Classes thru the teaching Annex thank you!" Blowhole said. Blowhole turned his attention his minions and the lobsters, "Hello everybody!" He said, "Who'd like to play a game?" "Me! Me! Me!" "Excellent," He replied, "It's called capture the Pen-gu-wins!"

Shortly…

"Did we win?" Skipper said. "Yes," Blowhole replied. "Huh?" Blowhole hit a button on his scooter control panel and, "MINDJACKER!" "Your Restoring your minds!" I said. "Of course," He replied, "What's the point of dominating the world if your arch-rivals don't even know that you did it?" The MindJacker blasted out and restored the minds of the five penguins

(Skipper's POV)

We were all Dejacked and we quickly got serious. "Blowhole you fiendist finned freak!" "Missed you too Skipper," Blowhole said, "Good news though you get to watch as I enact Project…" "BAD TIDINGS!" "Let me guess," Kowalski said, "you're using a giant tractor beam to bring the moon closer to the earth thus creating massive tidal wave chaos which will flood the entire world." "Well thank you professer spoiler," blowhole said, "But you left out the part where I then rule the entire world! It's an important part…It's my favorite part."

"You Do that Francis and I swear I will never have you over for another thankgiving ever again!" Doris said from the fishtank she was in. "I think Thankgiving is the least of our worries right now!" Elsa said. "Don't worry Doris not gonna happen!" "Oh Yes it is!" Blowhole shouted, "Red One Power up the cannon!" Red One hit the on switch next to the giant lightswitch and the cannon powered up. "I mean you try but it won't work!" Kowalski said. What is Kowalski's game here? "Of course it will work!" Blowhole said, "Open the blastway!" Red one hit a button and the blastway/escape hatch opened.

But then Blowhole started to second guess himself, "Wait…no…why don't you think it will work?" "Cavation," Kowalski replied. "I accounted for cavation!" blowhole said getting closer. "And Centripetal force!" "I accounted for Centripetal Force!" He said getting ever closer. "Plus Axis tilt!" "I accounted for that too!" Blowhole replied getting real up close to Kowalski. "Oh," Kowalski said, "then I guess it's just balance!" "Balance?" blowhole asked. "yeah!" Kowalski said, "As in you got none!"

Kowalski licked Blowhole with his tounge calling Blowhole to get off-balance. Blowhole fell to the ground and the scooter was rested on the metal panel we were strapped to. Kowalski hit the release button and our restrains releashed. "Super Kowalski!" Private said. Parker came closer and got his toxic spur ready. Rico hacked up his rocket launcher and aimed it at Parker. "ah-ah!" Rico said. "You are not paying me enough for this!" Parker said as he walked off. "I will promise!" blowhole shouted.

"Dolphin Exchange!" I shouted, "Let's Go!" Kowalski hit a button on blowhole's scooter and the fishtank unlocked and Doris hopped out. Elsa, Private, Rico, and Kowalski grabbed Blowhole and carried him to the fishtank that Doris was in. "no! no! no! no! no!" blowhole said. We throw him in and closed the lid of the fishtank. "By the way," Kowalski said, "Project: Bad Tidings would totally work!" "Crabcakes I knew it!" Blowhole shouted as Kowalski walked away, "FIRE THE CANNON!"

Red One hit the fire button and the energy cannon roared to life. A tractor beam shot out from the cannon, out the blastway, and upwards toward the moon. But before it could reach Earth Orbit and the moon Rico walked up to the cannon. Rico hacked up a bomb and placed it at the base of the cannon. The bomb exploded knocking the cannon over.

Sadly the cannon was still active and started to attract lobsters and objects towards it. "No!" blowhole shouted, "Shut it off! Shut if off!" Red one went to turn it off but the Cannon ripped the switch from the wall. "Oh that's not good," Red one said. As more Lobsters and objects got attracted to the tractor beam Kowalski said, "Skipper that thing's gonna blow!" "Evacaute!" I shouted. "oh dear," Private said, "Look!" Parker was standing next to the open access hatch of our submarine. "Thank's for the ride jerks!" He shouted. Doris quickly reacted and agaist the gravity of the tractor beam sped towards him as he went to climb in. Doris jumped off the scooter and knocked him off the sub as she landed in the water.

Parker landed with a thud and then to make his day worse Doris went up to him. "Consider us official broken up!" She then sprayed him down with some water from her blowhole. "Doris!" I said as we hopped into the submarine, "Lead the way!" Doris dived down and we followed her away from Blowhole's lair as it started to collapse. Meanwhile back inside Red one was hanging on to the side of the tank, "So…is your name really…Francis!" Red one lost his grip and flew towards the energy cannon. Blowhole looked out into the distance with a dumbstruck look as the fish tank flew towards the cannon as well. As we swam away from the island it was destroyed in a series of explosion. Doris looked back with regret as the base self-destructed. She then followed our sub back to New York.

New York Harbor

(Skipper's POV)

"Sorry that you boyfriend turned out to be evil," Kowalski said from the deck of the sub, "not really…" "I guess next time I should listen to you Kowalski," Doris said, "You know I never seen you in action before…You were so brave and smart and confident…it was kinda of…hot." "yeah!" Kowalski said, "I mean…Yeah." "What I'm trying to say is…I like you Kowalski…like you like you!" "oooh!" Kowalski said, "I like you like you like you too!"

They then tried to kiss ackwardly for a couple moments. "sorry…" "Yeah…" "just em…" "maybe if we…whoops!" "Tilt your head a little bit…oh…no…ah!" They finally kissed each other. "Aw!" Private said from behind my flippers. "Finally!" Rico said. "Get an…ocean you two!" elsa said. "Skipper," Private asked, "do you suppose we finally seen the last of Dr. Blowhole." "what a delightfully naive question Private," I replied, "Nope…Blowhole is my arch-enemy and arch enemies always return. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if at this very moment he's rebuilding his evil empire!"

Somewhere in the Atlantic

(Blowhole's POV)

Parker and I were floating on a piece of driftwood in the middle of the ocean. "I can't pay you my checkbook got destroyed," I said, "what can I do?" Parker hit me on the side with his toxic spurs causing me to scream in pain. "Okay! Okay!" I said as I swam off pushing the driftwood, "I have some giftcards you can have. Do you like the Pasta barn? They've got bottomless salad and Infinite Breadsticks."

(The Penguins of Madagascar theme song plays)

Cast

Tom McGrath: Skipper

Idina Menzel: Elsa

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski/Lobster #3

John Dimaggio: Rico/guard #1/Lobster #2

Jame Patrick Stuart: Private/guard #2/Manfredi/Lobster #4/Kid

Danny Jacobs: King Julien/Johnson/Lobster #1

Calista Flockhart: Doris

Ty Burrell: Parker

Dr. Blowhole: Neil Patrick Harris

Elizabeth Gillies: Singer

Jim Cummings: Ridiculously Deep Voice/Announcer