Lemur Habitat

(Skipper's POV)

Maurice handed Julian a smoothie. Julian took a sip but then instantly spat it out. "Maurice! This smoothie is the yuck! Make me a better one." Maurice took the smoothie from Julian, "You got it, Your Majesty." When Julian wasn't listening Maurice said, "I'll make you a better one." He poured the smoothie into mort and then back into the cup. He then took the cherry and stuck it in his ear. He then stuck the earwax covered cherry back into the smoothie. Maurice walked up to Julian and he grabbed the cup from him. Julian took a sip and found the smoothie to be delicious…if only he knew. "Now that is a smoothie I can call groovy!" Julian said.

"That because of the secret ingredent," Maurice replied as Julian ate the cherry. Little did Maurice knew that we caught the whole incident on camera. "It's the same smoothie," Kowalski said, "just grosser…" "That's disgusting," Elsa replied. "got you Maurice," I replied. "I just don't feel right about this…" I shushed him.

Marlene's Habitat

Marlene with Spanish guiter in hand pushed the play button on her boombox. A heavy metal track blared out of the speakers. "Made a mistake when you messed with me," She sang, "Should have known better and let it be! Making dumb choices is one of your flaws! So look out, baby, here come the claws! Yeah, here come the claws! Yahoo, here come the claws" One of the strings on her guiter snapped…so I guess the claws came… "Embarrassing, Marlene. Quite embarrassing." I said. "I still don't feel right…" I double shushed him.

Gorilla Habitat

Bada and Bing were sleeping…okay just Bada was sleeping. Bing checked to make sure that his buddy was sleeping. Bing then pulled a stuffed bunny from it's hiding spot. "OK, Mr. Bunny. Time to make night-night!" He kissed the toy then pulled up his "pillow" and fell asleep. "You're so cuddly…" bing said as he sank into a deep sleep. "Bingie likes his bunny? Interesting." "Now I'm with Private," Elsa said, "this is not…" I triple shushed elsa and then shushed Private. "But I didn't…" I shushed Private again.

Penguin HQ

We unplugged all the equipment and put all the data into boxes. "Gentlemen, Operation: Sneaky-peek is a success!" "We now have sensitive intel on every animal in the zoo," Kowalski said. "But Skipper, aren't the animals our friends?" Private asked. "Young Private, a friend is just an enemy who hasn't attacked yet," I replied. "That's not very friendly thinking," Private said. "I know!" I replied, "why are they attacking us!" "This collection of sordid secrets guarantees that we'll have the upper flipper when they do!" Kowalski explained as he put the last box of intel into the vault. "still holding these secrets is an awesome responsibility!" I said, "If any were to leak, it would be chaos!"

I slammed the door shut and locked a bunch of locks, "Which is why I am classifying Operation: Sneaky-peek tip-top, tippy-top-top-top secret!" "Wow!" Rico said. "that's more secrety than your delicious Monkfish Surprise Recipe!" Private said. "Exactly!" I said, "So if anyone asks…" I moved my flippers around and gave my hypnotic stare, "You didn't see anything." Suddenly their was a knocking from inside the vault. "You forgot Kowalski!" Elsa said with a facepalm. "Skipper…" Kowalski said.

Shortly…

Penguin Habitat

(Private's POV)

I stared at my feet sadly not really into the daily exercises. "One and two and three and four and…" "Private!" Skipper said taking me out of my trance, "Put a little hustle in your muscle!" "Sorry, Skipper. Didn't sleep well last night," Private said, "I kept thinking about Operation: Sneaky…" Skipper suddenly tackled me to the ground while clamping my beak shut. Skipper looked around in all directions and then said, "Private! Those words must never be spoken aloud!" "Sorry," Private said. "Tell you what," Skipper said, "skip the calisthenics and go get yourself some chow." "Aye, aye, Skipper," I said as I walked away. When Skipper thought I wasn't listening he said, "Tender-hearted tenderfoot." "Kowalski," Skipper said, "Wring that tenderness right out of him." "Aye, skipper," Kowalski said.

Penguin HQ

I sat bored as I stared at my pile of fish as I absentmindly ate them. They tasted a bit…tasteless… "Hmm…Needs a little something," I said. Suddenly I noticed a bottle of hot sauce on the table. "Hot Sauce! Perfect! That ought to give these sardines a little kick." I poured the hot sauce all over my sardines and contiuned to eat them. "mmm…not bad!"

Shortly

(Skipper's POV)

"Good workout, men!" I said. "Not all of us our men!" Elsa said. "well excuse me for not being politically correct ALL of the time!" I replied. Suddenly Kowalski saw something and shouted, "Tesla's Coil!" We found Private with fish bones and a empty bottle of hot sauce. "Please," Kowalski said rushing to him, "Tell me you didn't consume the contents of this bottle!" "I did" Private said while staring into space, "The hot sauce was very tasty." "This wasn't hot sauce!" Kowalski said while I looked on with interest.

"It was truth serum!" Kowalski replied. "You put truth serum in a hot sauce bottle?" Elsa asked with concern. "Well of course," Kowalski said, "Hot sauce is truth serum, grape jelly is sleeping gas, and Ketchup is amnesia mist." "When were you going to tell us this?" Elsa asked. Kowalski ignored Elsa and squeezed the Ketchup…Amneisa mist bottle. A poof of amnesia spray hit Kowalski, "Where was I…?" "And what's Mustard?" I asked holding up the yellow bottle. "Well, it's a tangy condiment you put on your hot dog." Kowalski squeezed and a whiff of mustardy goodness hit me in the face. "Mmm," I said, "Sounds delicious."

"Anyone else concerned that Kowalski put science experiments near our food?" Elsa said. Yeah I should talk to Kowalski about that… "Point is," Kowalski said, "For the next few hours, Private will be unable to do anything but tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Observe…" Kowalski went up to Private and asked, "Private, do you honestly like Skipper's Monkfish Surprise?" "No. It tastes like elephant sweat," Private said, "but everyone pretends to like it to spare Skipper's fragile ego." "My whole life… is a lie!" I said. "So, we've established the effectiveness of the truth serum," Kowalski said.

"OK, but this won't be a problem," I said, "I mean it's not like we have anything to hide, right?" Kowalski, Rico, and Elsa looked at me ackwardly. I turned and saw the locked vault, "Oh, yeah." "Help!" Maurice shouted. "A Desperate call for help," Kowalski said. I rushed to the ladder and pointed to the hatch, "roll out, people!" Kowalski, Rico, and elsa rushed up the ladder. Private started to climb but I stopped him, "Private, Mum's the word!" "Ok, Skipper" Private replied.

Shortly…

Maurice lead us to a popcorn cart where everyone was gathered. "I don't know how he got in, but if we don't get him out soon, he'll be buried alive!" "Why does mort always gets himself in these situations!" Elsa said. "Help!" Mort shouted as he took a bite of popcorn, "I am…" Mort ate another handful of popcorn, "Trapped!" "Ladder formation on three!" I shouted as the popcorn contiuned to rise. I started the countdown as mort started to sink, "Uno, Dos, Three!" I shouted. We stacked up in front of the cart and Kowalski flipped the lock up. As tidal wave of popcorn knocked us to the ground and sent mort safely to the pavement. Mort licked his tail, "I'm Buttery!" Mort said as everyone cheered. Julian rushed to mort and stepped on his face. Julian had a movie theater popcorn box and quickly filled it to the brim with popcorn.

"Oh, thank you, Penguins," Julian as he enjoyed the popcorn, "I was really getting worried about the popit corn." "What!" Elsa shouted, "Mort almost died and all you care about is the stupid popcorn!" "Oh," Julian said, "I was worried about mort too I guess." "Sure," Elsa said, "happy to help." "Now, If you'll excuse us…" I said. "Why the rush? Stay! Celebrate!" Julian said. "Skipper don't mess this up," Elsa whispered into my ear. "No can do," I said, "Big fish to fry!" I started to walked away only to get stopped by Marlene. "Come on! What, are you actually afraid you're gonna have some fun?"

And then the worst case scenario occurred, "No, Marlene. Skipper's afraid I'll tell everyone your embarrassing secret." "Secret? What secret?" Marlene said. "Private," Elsa said, "Keep your mouth shut!" Private ignored her and said, "That you fancy yourself a pop superstar and perform imaginary concerts every night." "Now do you guys know about that?" Marlene said, "HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME!?" "Muffle the blabbermouth!" I shouted. "Why did we even bring him today!" Elsa shouted. Kowalski and Rico tackled Private to ground making sure to cover Private's mouth. Private managed to uncover his mouth and said, "No, Marlene. We haven't been spying on you."

"No private," elsa said, "don't say anything else…" "We have been spying on everyone!" Private said. Marlene gasped in shock, Roy grunted in anger, while everyone else just stared at us murderously. "We know all your secrets," Private said. I stuck a empty popcorn box over private only for him to stick his head thru the bottom, "Bing sucks his thumb." Kowalski releashed a rope and a crate dropped down on Private. Private kicked the side of the crate open and said, "Phil cheats at chess." Rico grabbed Private and I lifted up a manhole cover as Rico threw him into the sewer. Private found another manhole a few feet away, "The spider monkeys aren't even half spider!"

"oh," Julian said, "These aer very embarrassing secrets we are hearing." "Julian picks his nose," Private said as Kowalski tackled him. Julian was in fact picking his nose at the moment. Julian then realized that everyone was looking at him, "Ah! My secret gold-digging shame exposed!" "Get him!" I shouted. "We shouldn't have brought him in the first place!" Elsa shouted. "Mason is really Canadian," Private said. Rico and Kowalski got ready to grab him, "burt has a…" Suddenly Burt grabbed him at the exached moment Rico and Kowalski jumped. "Oh, No you don't," burt said as he walked way, "I don't want anyone knowing about that tattoo! I was young and foolish and in…" Mason swung in on a vine and took private from burt. "Hey!' Burt shouted.

But as soon as Private arrived on the chimp's tree Roy slammed into the habitat. Private landed on top of roy hanging on to the biggest of the rhino's two horns. "Look," Roy said as he ran through the zoo, "Look, tell anybody about my Tijuana vacation and I swear, buddy boy, I'll stomp you into paste!" We rushed after the rhino in the car as he rampaged off. "Kowalski, Secure the Private!" "Aye, Skipper!" Kowalski shouted as he jumped onto roy's back. We rushed ahead of Roy as Kowalski grabbed Private and jumped. The two of them landed in the back seat, "Here he is!" suddenly Julian swinged past and grabbed Private out of the back seat. "And there he goes…"

Private landed in the lemur habitat with Julian. "Spill to me the most juiciest of the gossips!" Julian asked. "Mort loves you just for your feet," Private replied. "It's true! It's so true!" Mort shouted. "Well, Duh!" Julian said, "Come on! More with the spilling!" "And Maurice secretly…" Maurice grabbed Private before he could finish, "Ok, Thanks for coming! Bye!" Maurice said as he threw him into the bouncy. Private bounced of the bouncy and flew out of the habitat. "What was he going to say, Maurice?" Julian asked angrily. "That secretly I…um…" Maurice said, "Think that you are the greatest king that ever lived!" "Psst," Julian said, "Maurice that is no secret!"

Meanwhile Private flew overhead as we drove past, "Rico, about face!" I shouted. Rico made a 360 degree turn and drove after private. Private landed in the water in marlene's habitat. Marlene angrily pulled Private out and held him in front of her. "Ok, so all I wanna know is do you know about the…?" "Yes," Private said. "And how I like to…?" "Yes," Private replied. "With the…?" "Yes." "You know what?" Private said as she let him go, "Not cool. No, Not cool at all. Friends don't spy on friends! I am so embarrassed." "If you think that's embarrassing wait until you hear what Kowalski does when he think's nobody is watching," Private said. Kowalski used a sunction cup at the end of a fishing rod to retrieve Private. Kowalski looked at Private angrily before he jumped into the car.

"Let me guess," Elsa said, "you look at that picture of doris!" "I don't want to talk about it right now!" Kowalski shouted. I rolled my eyes and then turned to rico, "Rico, Floor it!" Rico floored it…IN REVERSE…sending the car into a wall. "Not in reverse!" I shouted. Rico floored it in the right direction and make a tight turn around a tight corner. "Well, should be smooth sailing from here," I said. "Skipper I think you spoke too soon," Elsa said. Rico looked forward and said, "woah!" In front of us where Burt and The Gorrilas, "AH!" we shouted as we dodged Burt, Roy, and Bing. We failed to notice Bada waiting until it was too late. Bade sent the car flying with one swing. As the car spun through the air I shouted, "Bail out, guys!" We ditched the car and jumped down the hatch and into penguin HQ.

As the angry mob closed in I made sure to close the hatch behind me. Kowalski was on Periscope duty, "Kowalski, status on the angry mob." "Mob still there," Kowalski said, "Mob still angry…" Suddenly the truth serum finally wore off, "Hello. What's all this then?" Private asked. "Private! Welcome back from La-La Land!" I said. "Um…Thanks. Was I gone?" "Yep," I replied. "And you told everyone about operation: sneaky peek," Elsa said. "Oh, yes. I remember. Sorry, Skipper." "Not to worry, Private," I said, "We'll just stay safely locked up in here Until this whole thing has..." Suddenly burt grabbed me with his trunk and pulled me out of the habitat. "Ah!' Rico shouted as he tried to run to get grabbed by Burt as well. "Well this is just great," elsa said as She and Kowalski got grabbed as well. "You penguins are gonna pay for violating our inalienable rights of privacy and whatnot," Bing said.

(Private's POV)

Oh dear why did I use that hot sauce? But then again if skipper never did that supid operation sneaky peek we wouldn't be in this mess! "what am I supposed to do now?" I said knowing that our friends will not go easy on them. Suddenly a bumped into a table and knocked a ketchup bottle to the ground. I picked it up vaguely remembering Kowalski explaining his different mixtures. "What's this? Amnesia spray! Fantastic!" I squeezed it and some spray come out and… I found a ketchup bottle in my flippers, "What's this? Amnesia spray! Fantastic!" I squeezed it and some spray come out and…and…um…I found a ketchup bottle in my flippers, "What's this? Amnesia spray! Fantas… tic!"

(Skipper's POV)

"Hey, should I sit on them individually?" Burt asked, "Or should I go for the group squish?" "Why drag it out?" Marlene asked, "I say one and done." "Kowalski, Options!" I said. "Get fresh air while you can!" Kowalski replied. "Ok, here we go! I'm dropping booty!" Burt said. "Forget!" Private shouted right as burt was about to sit on us. "What that? you hear something?" Burt said. "Forget!" "I hear it, too," Marlene said. "Forget," Private shouted as he flew overhead with a jetpack, "everybody! Forget!" Private let out a cloud of amnesia mist, "What…?" Marlene said, "…Am I doing?" "I'm feeling a little discombobulated here." Bada said. And then…wait why are we tied up? "I'm kinda dizzy myself," Burt said, "I'm gonna sit down right here." And then the elephant sat down…ON TOP OF US! "What have we done to deserve this?" Kowalski asked. "Watch where you park that thing, Pachyderm!" I shouted. "Sorry!" Burt said as he untied us, "Didn't see you there."

"What are we doing here?" I said. "I have…no idea," elsa said. "I dunno," Rico said. "I can't…remember," Kowalski said. Julian picked his nose and then said, "I remember. It is a party! A party for me! A me-esta, if you will!" "A you-esta! Yah!" Mort said. "Now where are my gifts?" Julian demanded, "present me with the presents, already!" We all groaned at julian unaware that private landed a few feet away on top of the clock tower. Private surveyed the zoo with a satisfied look on his face.

Shortly…

Penguin HQ

(Private's POV)

Skipper joined Kowalski and elsa at the table with a mug of coffee. "You know, It's weird," Kowalski said, "I can't remember a thing from the last week." "me neither," Elsa said. Skipper took a sip of coffee and said, "If it was worth remembering, we'd remember it." I walked away and table and towards rico who was jamming out to something on his headphones. "Rico," I asked, "might I have a stick of TNT?" "Yep!" Rico said before hacking up a lit stick of TNT.

"Thanks!" I said before walking to the vault. I quickly opened the vault and threw the TNT into it. I then closed the door quickly before the TNT exploded. The explosion wiped out all evidence that Operation Sneaky Peek ever occurred. The explosion shook the base and caught the attention of Skipper, Kowalski, and Elsa. Skipper looked up from his coffee and said, "Private, What was that?" "Oh Nothing, Skipper!" I said, "Just my little secret." Kowalski, Elsa, and Skipper looked at each other with surprised expressions.

(The Penguins Of Madagascar Theme Plays)

The End

Cast

Tom McGrath: Skipper

Idina Menzel: Elsa

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski

John Dimaggio: Rico/Burt/Bada

James Patrick Stuart: Private

Danny Jacobs: King Julian/Roy

Nicole Sullivan: Marlene

Kevin Michael Richardson: Maurice/Bing

Conrad Vernon: Mason

And

Andy Richter as Mort