Brock Island
"This jet is awesome!" Sam exclaimed as he jumped onto a couch in the main cabin.
"But there's no tacos." Jake said as a single tear rolled down his face. Samuel walked back into the main cabin.
"I'm sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry so I couldn't wait for the chef." He said as he walked into the pilot's cabin. A couple minutes later he returned to the main cabin. "Get ready for takeoff. We should arrive in about two hours." he said before taking the seat next to me and saying "You never gave me an answer."
I looked up from my laptop at him and replied with "I don't know what's going to happen when I get to Canada but can I get your contact information for when I take care of what I need to?" He sighed, got up and walked towards the cabin door. He grabbed something out of a sky blue bifold with white trim and returned to the seat next to mine and handed me a card.
"Just call me when you make a decision." He said with a smile. "What are you going to Canada for anyways?" He asked, curious of what could keep someone from working with him.
"Our friends have been kidnapped and I tracked their phones to Canada so we're saving them." I responded thinking he'd assume I was kidding. He then got a giddy look on his face and exclaimed.
"Do you need Iron Man's help? Him and I are super tight!" I looked at him puzzled by this statement.
"You do know that he's a fictional character and can't actually help, right?" I asked concerned.
"Yeah, yeah... yeah I knew that." He said; clearly just realizing that the hero he idolized, Iron Man wasn't even real. "Well I'm going to take a snooze." He said as he put a pair of gucci sunglasses on. You could see a few tears stroll down his face now knowing that Iron Man is just a lie fabricated by Disney to get Samuel L. Jackson to do their dirty work. I decided not to say anything and prepare a plan to get to Brock Island after we landed.
2 and a half hour later…
We landed and I looked over at Samuel Jackson and it seemed that he had actually cried himself to sleep during the plane ride. "Hey man you need to wake up." I said as I lightly shaked his arm.
"Uh, huh? I'm awake." He said in a groggy voice slowly waking up. The six of us then got off the plane and were escorted to a limo and dropped off at the set of his new movie Lobsters on a Boat, which just so happened to be thirty miles, sorry forty-eight and a quarter kilometers away from Gilchrist Bay, Ontario. "Best of luck saving your friends and don't forget to call me when you get done with that mess." he said as we got out of the limo and he walked away.
"What do we do now kid genius Dominick?" Paige asked sarcastically, still doubting the validity of all of this.
"I ordered us an Ehber to get to Gilchrist." I responded chuckling at my joke.
"Huh?" Everyone asked.
"Get it? Because they say eh here. Like instead of Uber Ehber? Just forget it, they're here!" I yelled angrily as I walked to the Uber van and got in.
"It wasn't funny right?" Jake asked. Sam then patted him on the shoulder as he walked past him and said.
"No *puts on sunglasses* no it wasn't." Before walking to the van.
Thirty-Two Minutes Later
"There it is." I said as we pulled up to a bar and grill across from the port.
"That place looks like a dump." Tyler said getting out of the van.
"You guys get some food or something."
"Yay!" Jake interrupted.
"Sam and I will find us a way to the island." I finished saying. Sam and I entered the bar first and saw a guy that looked like he had connections behind the bar and we approached him. Sam leaned up against the bar and asked.
"Come here often? I mean where can we get a boat? I mean Destiny 2 is toxic. Dom can you just take care of this?"
"We need a way to get to a small island a couple miles out, you know anyone that can get us there?" I asked covering for Sam. The bartender looked over towards a table with a couple very muscular men at it.
"The one with the machete on his belt has a fishing boat that he can take you there on." The bartender replied pointing at the man. I took out my Comic-con weekend pass and set it on the bar.
"Thanks and keep the change." I said as I lead Sam over to the table. I asked the other guy to leave the table and so he did. "We need your services." I said to the fisherman.
"I can take you to where you need to go but it'll cost $3,000 per person." He said with an evil smirk.
"That's insane!" Sam said slamming a glass on the table. The fisherman pulled out his machete and started shaving his five o'clock shadow with it.
" They with you?" He asked gesturing at the others.
"Yes they are." I replied.
"I'll take you all across for free if you give me the one dressed as Superman." he said. Sam then panicked, grabbing a bottle off of the table and smashing it on the fisherman's head knocking him out.
"Quick let's grab them and go!" I exclaimed as I grab his keys off of his belt. Sam ran to them and told them we needed to leave while I went to start the boat.
"We need to go!" Sam said to them running towards the door. Jake looked down at the empty table and said in a sad tone.
"I didn't get my burger."
"Hurry up! Let's go!" Paige yelled as they scurried towards the door following her.
"There's Dom!" Sam yelled pointing at a rusty old fishing boat. They sprinted to the boat and climbed on. Tyler untied the knot keeping the boat on the dock. I pulled out of the port as we heard cop sirens in the distance.
"Fishing rods! I'm finally going to get some real food!" Jake exclaimed as he baited and cast a rod into the sea. I handed the steering off to Sam and began writing a really cringy fan-fiction on my laptop. Twenty minutes later Jake began to struggle with his rod.
"Jake do you need some help?" Paige asked concerned that he would go overboard.
"I would love some help!" He mustered out after some struggling. Paige ran over to help him dragging Tyler along. They continued to struggle with all three of them pulling as Jake attempted to reel in the line. I decided to help them and connected the winch to them and turned it on. After about twenty seconds a man bursted out of the water and landed on the deck.
"What the fuck?" He yelled as he fell to the ground. He pulled the hook out of his mouth and stood up. His blonde hair glistened in the sunlight as his muscles showed themselves through his bright orange suit slick with water. "Why are you putting fish on hooks and just tossing them in the water? Don't you know that that makes them harder to eat?" He asked angrily. Sam looked at him, then at me, at him, and finally back at me.
"Dom don't do it." He said, damn well knowing I would do it. I looked at the mysterious man with a gleam in my eyes and asked
"Are you Aquaman?"
"Yes, I didn't know the Justice League was real. Why didn't I get invited?" He asked with hurt feelings.
"Maybe because we solve bigger problems than oil spills!" Tyler said insulting Aquaman.
"Wow the Green Lantern is a dick!" Aquaman said enraged.
"Yeah he is." Tyler agreed not realizing that Aquaman was referring to him. Sam then stepped forward and explained to Aquaman that we weren't actually the Justice League and that they didn't really exist.
Aquaman stepped towards the edge of the boat. "Thanks for your honesty and good luck saving this McSnazzy and Mort that were kidnapped." He said before diving into the sea to swim to who knows where. Dom approached the ledge to make sure he was actually gone.
"How was he stupid enough to believe the Justice League was real, yet smart enough to run a technologically advanced race of underwater humans with a self-sustaining economy?" He asked before heading into the lower cabin of the ship. Not long after there was a large crash noise as the ship shook violently.
"Land ho!" Sam yelled as the ship began to sink as he had hit a large rock while heading towards shore. Paige threw Tyler in the emergency raft, jumped in it, and began to lower it. "Paige wait for me!" Sam yelled despite the raft having already hit the water.
"Jake take this and use it to get to shore!" I told him as I handed him a one man raft made entirely of Flex Seal products. "Sam go grab the top of the table from downstairs and use that to float to shore!" I waited for him to come back up. "Sam? Sam are you okay?" I ask worried as I rushed to the stairs. Sam met me at the top of them.
"Sorry, there was a burger on the table so I couldn't let it go to waste." Sam said.
"Understandable." He then dove into the water with his tabletop. I began to panic realizing that I had left no way to escape for myself. I then remembered that I hadn't forgot my towel so I'd be fine before passing out under the water.
They had all made it to shore except for me. They were tired, wet, cold, and even hungry in Jake's case but at least they were alive. "Where's Dom?" Jake asked wanting to thank me for the the Flex Seal boat.
"He's right here!" A gruff yet handsome sounding voice said as its owner walked to shore carrying a limp, unconscious body.
"It's Aquaman!" Sam exclaimed seeing that he had me over his shoulder. "Is he dead?"
"Not quite. I came over here because I sensed something fishy and found him unconscious surrounded by fish bait that he had dumped out to get my attention." He then performed CPR. I coughed up some water and fish bait. "Why didn't you just use the Flex Seal to repair the boat instead of risking your life?" He asked me.
"Because this was more epic." I replied short of breath.
"And he didn't think of it." Tyler chimed in.
"That too." I agreed.
"Well at least you made it to the island. Be careful now." Aquaman said as he began to walk away.
"Why don't you help us since you're already here?" Paige asked before he got away.
"Not my jurisdiction." He replied before swimming away.
"What a chicken!" Paige yelled.
"He's actually a fish." Tyler said. To which Jake replied with.
"Yum… fish." Paige then began to lead us into the forest.
"Guys make sure you're careful. I wouldn't be surprised if there are traps on this isl." I fell into a large hole surrounded by rock while walking ahead of the group. "AHHHHH!" *THUD* "Ow my everything!" I screamed out. Sam ran to the hole.
"Are you okay? Do you need some help?" He yelled into the hole. I got up and leaned against the wall.
"I'm a little roughed up but fine. Can you guys help me out?" I looked up and realized that the hole was about twelve feet deep. I pulled out my phone for a flashlight as the hole was very dark and I couldn't really see.
"Just a second Dom we'll find a vine or something!" Sam yelled running into the woods. "Ah!" *THUD* I heard come from the direction he ran in. I looked around with my phone and realized a tunnel in one of the walls. I ran through the tunnel and found another hub like the one I had come from and saw Sam trying to climb up the wall.
"Sam stop!" I exclaimed.
"Why?"
"We need to stay down here. There's a network of tunnels. They probably lead to a lair of some sort."
"Good enough for me. Hey guy!" The others looked behind them to located Sam's voice.
"I think it came from over there." Paige said running towards Sam's voice. "How did you manage to fall in a different hole?"
"Dom's down here too!"
"Hi there!" I hollered up. "You all need to come down here!"
"Are you insane? We're not going to get stuck down there with you guys!" Tyler replied.
"Well wait a minute guys." Jake said to Tyler and Paige before yelling into the hole. "Is there food down there?"
"You bet there is!" Sam replied knowing Jake would come down. Jake looked at the two others gesturing to the hole.
"Look you guys are outnumbered once I get down there I say we just do this now so it's not awkward." He explained. Paige then shrugged and threw Tyler into the hole before jumping in herself. Jake quickly followed. "Okay where's the food?"
"Sorry but Paige and Tyler ate it all." I replied to cover Sam's ass on his lie.
"But why?" Jake asked with the saddest look imaginable on his face.
"Time to go!" I yelled pushing Tyler, Sam, and Paige expecting Jake to follow. Paige then threw me over her shoulder onto the ground in front of her and walked over me leading the group. Jake helped me up and we followed. A few minutes later after walking in the tunnels we found a door with an iris scanner next to it. "Sam, try your eye."
"No way! What if it's a trap?"
"Dom you do it." Paige said clearly upset about me being right about the kidnapping.
"Okay but I'm doing it because I want to." I replied trying desperately to save face. I approached the scanner and put my eye up to it. The door slid open and we saw Mort who looked at us with wide eyes and dropped a plate with the dinner that she had just made on it.
"No!" Jake screamed as he fell to his knees and began to cry.