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Patrol?

"Titans." The leader called through the communicators. "Team meeting, now."

Beast Girl and Star Fire looked at their communicators in disappointment. They had just started having fun, and now this.

"A few more minutes, and I would have suggested a topless pillow fight." Star Fire stated out of the blue.

The green teen did a double take at Star. She saw how the the alien princess was floating their with such a innocent face.

"Y-You're joking, right?" Beast Girl asked.

Star Fire said nothing as she began floating out of the room, just as the door opened she stopped. She turned back to the green hero and her innocent smile became more mischievous than his during a prank. She gave him a sly wink before flying off. Her skirt billowing in the air.

So this is what it's like to be blue beaned. B.G thought after a second. I don't like it.

She began trudging after her comrade.

Cyborg had entered the tower after burying the food when he received the order.

When he walked in he could tell that something was off with his teammates. Robin was more detached than he is when Slade in involved. Beast Boy seemed antsy while sending Star Fire curious glances. Star Fire floated there happily, too happily. Raven just sent the green teen a mixed look of anger and disgust. Though she did send a curious glance to Robin.

"Alright team." Robin began professionally. "Today, because of this new threat, we'll be doing our patrols is pairs." He motioned towards them. "Beast Boy and Raven. Star Fire and myself."

"What about me?" Cyborg asked.

"You'll continue to monitor your section." Robin stated without looking in his direction. "We'll rotate partners."

"...Right."

"Dude, maybe we should switch the pairings up." Beast Boy stated. "We aren't on the best of terms." And neither are you two. He thought but kept it to himself.

"All the more for the pairings." Robin stated with finality. "Can't have emotions affecting our work, could make us do something...irrational."

Although he wore a mask, Beast Boy was sure that Robin was giving him a hate-filled look.

Ten minutes later, Beast boy and Raven sat perched on a roof, eyeing the location. They just had to monitor the area for about ten minutes before they headed to the next location.

While they worked neither said a word to the other, they hadn't even looked at each other.

"Wish Cyborg was here." He muttered.

Raven sent a glare towards the green teen. "What, I'm not good enough!?"

"It's just that by now Cyborg and I would have found something fun to do to pass the time."

"I can be fun!"

Beast Boy gave Raven the best dead-pan look a comedian-like person could muster, it was pretty good actually.

Raven took that look as a challenge, one that she was determined to win. She looked around for anything that could help her back her words up only to mentally deflate. She was Raven, fun wasn't in her nature.

'Oh oh, I have an idea!' Happy shouted.

'And I'm desperate enough to hear it.' Raven retorted sarcastically.

She heard the emotions plan and sighed. Her idea was immature and reckless...just like Beast Boy! It was perfect!

Just across the street from where they were was a fast food restaurant. Raven, using her magic so that she wouldn't be seen, placed a piece of paper over the Drive-thru order station. It read Malfunctioning: Please yell order through microphone. While that was being placed, she turned the volume on the Drive-thru Attendant's ear-piece to full blast.

"And now we play the waiting game."

They sat in open display, disguised with their holo-rings. Beast Boy in his Garfield look and Raven as a pale goth named Rachel.

Finally a customer pulled in through the Drive-thru.

"This is gonna be good." Beast Boy muttered.

'Oh yeah!' Happy agreed.

Raven just kept her usual stoic face on for appearances, though she did find it hard not to smile. Was she really enjoying this childish act?

They watched as the customer ordered his food, screaming as loudly as he could. The Drive-thru Attendant gave a shout in surprise and dropped the cup that he had held. The worker leaned his head out of the window and began yelling at the customer. The customer drove up and began shouting back. They watched as it escalated until it reached it's peak.

The customer grabbed the worker by his shoulders and pulled him until his upper half was in the window. He then began to pull off at full speed onto the streets...heading onto the freeway.

The two teens just sat there in stunned silence trying to process what they had just seen.

Beast Boy stood up quickly and grabbed his team mate.

"And we're walking!" He stated frantically.

Robin and Star Fire had been monitoring the area for a few minutes in silence. Well Star Fire was monitoring the area, Robin just stared at her from behind his mask.

"I see no signs of trouble, shall we go to the next destination?" She asked without looking at him.

"Yes."

If Robin had been paying attention then he would have noticed something only a detective would have. But he wasn't, so he didn't.

Instead, he saw his teammates casually walking the streets.

"What are they doing?" Robin muttered. "They're supposed to be patrolling!"

Star Fire followed his gaze and saw her team mates in their civilian guise, walking down the street without a care in the world.

"I'm sure there's a good explanation for this." She spoke, having faith in her team.

"There'd better be." Robin muttered.

"I can't believe I did that." Raven stated.

"Neither can I." Beast boy laughed. "It was awesome...until the man hit the freeway."

"We should have stopped them!" Raven stated. "Now a guy is going to jail and another had his life put in danger because of us."

"Well if the driver got upset enough to do that over a little joke, he kind of deserves jail." Beast Boy countered. "The other, while tragic, is no different than any other day in this city with all the meta-humans...and aliens...and mad scientists...and-"

"I get the point!"

Beast Boy pulled out his communicator to check the time, just after noon.

"Let's get some lunch."

Raven gave him a sharp look at his suggestion. Thinking of food after such a humiliating fiasco! When she saw that he wasn't the slightest bit scared she sighed. She was a little hungry too.

Donning their civilian outfits, they looked for a suitable place to eat.

"Hey there!" A voice called.

The two heroes in disguise turned to see their comrade Cyborg in his Victor form.

"What are you up to Vic?" Garfield asked.

"Well I was just strolling around when I saw two of my favorite people." He answered. "I then think, five minutes ago I just stopped a man from dragging another man through his window on the freeway. My mind began adding up the chances of you being involved."

"What, you think I'd do something like that?" Garfield asked, feigning innocent.

"Yes I do." Vic answered without a moment's hesitation.

"Well you're wrong." Garfield stated proudly as he pointed to Raven. "It was all her."

"Mhmm." Vic sounded at the accusation. "Don't buy it."

"Rae." He called.

"I thought we were going to eat." She muttered as she walked off, ignoring the question. "And it's Rachael, not Rae."

Raven began to ask herself how this happened. She had been expecting a random fast-food restaurant. A small cafe. Or even their tride and true pizza. Heck, a sandwich would have been easier to accept.

Somehow-SOMEHOW, her teammates managed to find a eating contest. The challenge was for two people to eat an entire roasted pig! Or at least more than the other team. The winners get the meal free and the losers pick up the bill for both sides. Over a hundred bucks each.

Being who they were, they found two random people to make their partners. It had some how become a personal contest between the two of them.

They looked at the pig before them.

"You sure you want to do this?" Vic asked over the Garfield. "I did out eat a caveman and almost put that buffet in Japan out of business."

"Yeah, but you know what I have that you don't?" Garfield asked.

"What's that?"

"An unhingable jaw." He answered as he opened wide. "And a unique talent called a feeding frenzy."

"BEGIN!"

Raven sat back and watched what she could only describe as a horror show. It was as if the sins of gluttony and wrath had found their way into her teammates.

Cyborg in his disguise as a human just shoved the food into his mouth. His metal stomach more than capable of taking care of any problems that would affect a normal person. Beast boy was a different story, even in his human form he was more animal than ever. He seemed to attack his food like it was trying to run from his. His teeth tearing deep into it before swallowing the chunks whole.

They're not even chewing! Raven stated in disgust.

She looked at the two civilians who were supposed to be on the Titan's team. They too were disgusted by what they saw, and too terrified to attempt to enter the contest. Cyborg's partner was too scared to reach for a piece of the pig out of fear of being pulled in. Beast boy's partner couldn't reach for the pig because he was sure that his partner was growling at him each time he tried.

Her emotions were silent as they watched the brutal show.

Her mind was taking from the nightmare when she sensed a spiking negative emotion. A mixture of anger and resentment. It was directed at her, no-not just her. Bast Boy and Cyborg as well. A villain? She turned her attention towards whoever it was with the intention of stopping them. She stopped herself when she saw the source of the emotion.

There was Robin, tapping his foot impatiently.

"Is this what you do when you're supposed to be working!?" Robin asked angrily. "I'm not really surprised with you two." He stated as he motioned towards Beast Boy and Cyborg, though his hand lingered on the green teen. "But I expected better from you Raven."

"Dude, ease up-" Beast Boy spoke.

"Ease up, your being careless!" Robin snapped. "Someone could have been hurt while you were goofing off!"

"We were doing our job like always!" Beast Boy shouted. "Cyborg has his sensors monitoring any and all emergency lines in the city as well as his cybernetic eye, it's always watching. I keep my ears and nose open." Beast Boy stated. "I can hear everything up to a mile radius when I focus and if I smell blood or fear, then I know to act."

Robin was silent as he processed that bit of information.

"The civilian guise?" Robin challenged. "People would have been less likely to do anything with two heroes around."

"People close up when authority is around." Beast Boy answered. "And no one has a reason to attack some random civis. We'd have put those people in more danger from some eager or angry villain who wanted a crack at us."

There was a tense silence as the two stood there in a locked gaze. This was basically a challenge between the two of them. Robin was a risk of losing authority over his team with Beast Boy poking holes in his accusations.

The moment was broken when Beast Boys communicator went off. He answered without a second thought.

"Hello." He spoke.

"I promised you a normal date." A smooth voice spoke.

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