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Test II
Anko stared at the two of them before her, waiting for them to make the first move. She was getting bored.
"Are you two going to attack or what?" She asked.
The stood there silently, staring at her.
Anko had had enough of this, she was never the patient type. She through a kunai at Naruto's leg intending to snap him into action, or cause a small wound him. Either one was good for her.
To her shock, the blade went through the blond who simply faded from sight. Yakumo followed after.
Oh they're good. She thought. Never noticed her place the Genjutsu up.
"My Genjutsu was just dispelled." Yakumo warned.
Naruto nodded in understanding. They would not only have to fight against a Special Jounin, they would try and beat her. This was a critical moment for them.
Naruto and Yakumo took their stance. Naruto in a fighting pose, while Yakumo slid under his jacket and onto his back, her head visible by his.
"So where are my little prey?" Anko called as she casually strolled by only to lean back as a kunai sailed by her head. "Oh, there you are!"
Naruto charged forward and began swinging his sword, a simple katana. Anko simply leaned away from each strike as she examined Naruto's movement.
Hm, decent stance and strong enough blows, but the speed is lacking. Anko thought as she grabbed the weapon close to Naruto's hand and kicked him away.
"You know, you'd be a lot faster if you'd drop the dead weight." Anko chastised as she through the weapon to the side.
The two said nothing in response.
Naruto stood in front of her with different weapon, a double ended Scythe, a blade on each end. One end serrated and the other with markings on it. He pointed the serrated blade towards Anko as Yakumo slid from under Naruto's cloak and seemed to disappear into the trees.
"Hm, interesting." Anko stated as she watched the Kunoichi to be leave.
"Hey, I'm your opponent!" Naruto shouted, as he stepped into her field of vision.
Naruto spun the scythe around before lunging at Anko, the encrypted side aimed at the Special Jounin. Anko raised her arm and blocked the weapon at the staff part, intending to halt it. Naruto smirked as the weapon disconnected, revealing a chain giving it more room to continue on.
Damn! Anko thought as she raised her other arm to block the weapon as it came full circle.
She was greeted with the same result in the pole disconnecting. She grunted, but managed to hold back the scream as the blade pierced her stomach.
Clever little bastard. Anko though.
With a yank, Naruto pulled his weapon back. The blade tore through Anko, ripping her stomach open.
Or so it would have, had she not turned into log.
"A replacement?" Naruto questioned as he looked around.
-Elsewhere
Anko was hiding and examining her situation.
Silly toy of his actually hurts. She thought.
She was wounded, it was a small scratch on her stomach. Shallow and inconsequential. But she was wounded by these students fresh from the academy. It was insulting, she was going to enjoy getting her payback.
"I know she's around here somewhere." Naruto muttered as he scanned the forest. "She has to be close."
"That's right." A voice spoke from behind.
Anko wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck as if she were hugging a friend, but Naruto new the truth. To her was nothing more than her prey.
Before Naruto could act, a snake coiled around his body. Binding his arms, hands and legs. He was not helpless and literally gift wrapped for Anko.
"Now I'm going to have some fun with you." Anko smirked.
"W-What?" He asked in fear.
"Yeah, you're already having some bad thoughts, aren't you?" Anko asked knowingly.
"What?" He asked, now genuinely confused.
"The naughty thoughts, going in one ear and out the other, then back. Fast and energetic, like a virgin." She whispered.
"Ew, gross!" Naruto wailed. "My ear just itched!"
"Here," Anko whispered as she leaned in closely. "Let me scratch it for you."
The blond tried to squirm away in fear. "Don't you touch me!"
Anko was taken back when the blond looked at her with a smile. Her shock only grew as the Genin's body melted away into the form of Yakumo with the silver cloak that Io had given Naruto.
"Gotcha!" She shouted.
Yakumo turned around and covered herself as best she could in her situation. A whistling sound pierced the air, drawing Anko's attention towards it. She saw a shine in the air as something metal reflected the light. A lot of something metals.
Senbon! She thought.
Acting on instinct, she jumped out of the way, leaving Yakumo. Luckily for her, the cloak protected her from becoming a porcupine, still stung.
Phew, thought I was going to have to bury one them. Anko thought. Though there's still time. Going to have to ask about that cloak later.
Her instinct warned her of danger just in time for her to move to the side as Naruto came crashing down with a war hammer.
A weapon like that is slow. Anko thought. A death trap for a ninja.
Anko through two kunai at Naruto, who, to her shock, managed to deflect them with his hammer.
The way he swings it so easily means that it's not as heavy as it appears. Anko theorized. Deceptive, smart.
Naruto ran forward and reared the weapon back. Once he was he was in striking distance, he swung for her chest.
Anko moved to the side, only for Naruto to shimmer from her sight and appear closer to her, already mid-swing.
Genjutsu! She thought before she felt the hammer connect to her abdomen.
"Fuck!" She shouted as a bit of blood began filling her mouth. Haven't been hit that hard since I got cocky and challenged Gai! She thought. What a painful day that was. "What kind of weapon is that!?" She asked curiously.
"This is my *Will Hammer!" Naruto stated proudly. "It's capable of drawing my chakra and releasing it on command, giving it the force needed for a devastating blow. Yet it's light because of some seals I placed on it so that it could only be wielded properly by Cloak and Dagger." Naruto explained. "I see it as the embodiment of my will."
Naruto raised the hammer high and slammed it into the ground, knocking a large chuck up to eye level. With great aim, he knocked the stone towards Anko, who dove out of the way towards him.
Naruto tried to back away, only for Anko to grab him and twist his arm, forcing him to release Will Hammer. It fell to the ground with an audible bang.
"I think I like this toy." Anko stated before she attempted to lift it. Attempted. "Wait, wha-"
Try as she might, even with chakra, Anko couldn't get the weapon to budge more that a foot off of the ground. That alone lasted a second before she dropped it to the ground.
"I said so that only Cloak and Dagger could wield it." Naruto informed. "The amount of reinforced chakra metal to keep it from shattering under it's own power is a lot. That sucker would need someone like Gai to use it properly." An idea crossed him mind. "Though, if you want to prove me wrong, give it a shot. We've got all day."
"These little distractions are good." Anko admitted. "But it won't do you any good if I knock you unconscious at the last minute."
"So, what will you do now?" Anko asked. "You're hammer's gone, and so is your weird little cloak."
"My hammer, I guess you weren't listening." Naruto sighed. "I said it can only be used by Cloak and Dagger. I'm Dagger."
That was all the warning that she needed. Anko rolled to the side just in time to avoid being crushed under Yakumo's blow. It seemed that she too could use Naruto's weapons.
Though from the look of it, she doesn't have the chakra capacity for extended use. Anko thought. She's already panting.
Anko watched curiously as Yakumo and Naruto had some kind of silent agreement.
They'd have to incapacitate her somehow. They nodded to each other. It was time to use that!
I can't believe I'm doing this! Yakumo mentally groaned.
Harem Jutsu: Iruka edition
"Wait wha-?"
Before Anko's eyes, half a dozen Iruka's appeared before her. Each one shirtless and wearing, from what she could tell through the smoke, next to nothing. Nothing but body oil that glistened in the sun for her, giving her vivid details of his body.
Anko fell back in a nosebleed.
"You brats!" A voice shouted, causing the illusion to dispel, much to Anko's disappointment.
Naruto, Yakumo, and a now awake Anko, turned to see an enraged Iruka. They paled at the look of anger on his face, not doubt at being used in their trick.
"Iruka-Sensei, what...what're you doing here?" Yakumo asked.
"I came to see how you two were doing during your Genin tests, especially with her!" He glared as Anko put on an innocent face. "And I see nothing but you two goofing off as well!"
"But but-"
Anko watched the display in mild amusement.
Wait a second. A though occurred. Isn't Iruka in the hospital?
Anko looked at the scene before her a little more closely. She saw Naruto cast a glance towards the clock, only four minutes left until they passed the test.
So that's their trick. Anko mentally growled as she drew a kunai. "Enough of this!"
Naruto, seeing her, visibly paled.
"Wait, don't-"
It was too late. Anko had impaled the Chunin in the neck with her weapon. His blood went out like a fountain as he stumbled away, he tried to cover his wound, but it did next to nothing. The Chunin stumbled as he made a gurgling sound.
"W-Wha-"
The feeling of the warm liquid, the metallic smell. These were the qualities of how she was so familiar with blood. It was so real, too real.
Anko looked down towards the body, why hadn't it dispelled yet? Why was it just laying there? Why-Why were the two brats crying over it, it was just their little Genjutsu trick, right?
Anko released a burst of chakra to dispel the illusion, but it was still there. She took out a kunai and impaled her arm, nothing.
N-No, I- She couldn't deny it, she had killed Iruka. T-This is just what the Council needs to finish me. Anko thought in fear. Even the Hokage won't be able to protect me, I-I just killed a Leaf Shinobi!
She was officially an enemy of the village, a rogue. Just like her traitorous Sensei. All her hard work to prove that she wasn't like him, gone. All her efforts in making a name for herself, gone. The only place she'd ever known as home, gone.
B-But, these brats are the only witnesses. Anko thought as her hand unconsciously reached for a kunai. Accidents happen all the time among Genin.
Before anyone could make a move, the world seemed to break like glass.
"Sorry Naruto-Kun, I'm low on chakra." Yakumo stated.
W-What the hell? Anko looked around trying to process what had happened.
It finally occurred to her what had happened. She had just been played by two, fresh out of the academy, students. Anger didn't even begin to describe what she felt. It was time to end this.
"You think you're a bunch of hotshots, don't you?" Anko took a massive step forward and kicked Naruto away. "You're weak!" She punched Yakumo in the solar-plexus. "You're fragile!" Before they could right themselves, she had bound them in snakes. "You should both give up, you're only get yourselves killed, or those around you."
"We won't ever stop." Naruto stated as he struggled to stay up.
"We won't let you get in our way." Yakumo glared. "We'll prove you wrong, you and everyone who's ever doubted us!"
"And we're going to pass this test, do you know why?" Naruto asked.
"Tell me." Anko drawled.
Naruto smiled widely as he answered. "Because your ten minutes are up."
The bell had sounded.
Well...shit. Anko thought. Clever little bastards.
"Looks like you two pass." Anko stated almost bored. "Looks like I'm stuck with you two until you two either pass the Chunin exams or one of us dies." She stated casually before plopping down. "So I guess I should get to know you two, tell me the good stuff."
Anko's sudden personality change confused her students. They sighed as they had long since stopped questioning her mental state.
"Shouldn't we get to know you first?" Yakumo asked.
"I'm the sexy and single Anko Mitarashi, the second in command of the Torture and Interrogation department!" She boasted. "My likes are snakes, dango, Saki and all those vices Shinobi are supposed resist. My dislikes are...well I kind of like my dislikes, because those who make me upset usually get in my interrogation. I like what I do. My dream is to kill a certain man and free myself of him once and for all."
"My name is Yakumo Karuma." She stated calmly. "My likes are painting and Naruto's back, it's very comfortable. My dislikes are those who think I can't do it and and My dream is to prove that I can be a good kunoichi without Ninjutsu or Taijutsu, I want to use Genjutsu."
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki!" Naruto spoke excitedly. "My likes are weapons, from studying them to forging and using them. My dislikes are people who belittle me and Yakumo for our dreams, and try to stand in our way. My dream is to prove I can be a good ninja with my weapons and help Yakumo reach her dream."
He never noticed her blush, but Anko did.
"Well my official Genin team, let's celebrate!"
Anko used the Body-Flicker technique to take them all the way towards the red-light district.
"Where are we?" Naruto asked as he looked around. "I smell sweat, booze and shame. Lots and lots of shame."
"This, my cute little Genin, is where we will celebrate your first step into Shinobi slash adulthood!" Anko cheerfully answered as she led them towards a building.
"A bar?" Yakuma asked uncertain. "We're..."
"Old enough to kill, old enough to drink." Anko stated before leering at them. "Old enough to do other things as well."
The two newly appointed Genin blushed heavily at her implication.
"Hey, I heard about this place." Naruto stated. "This is where rats go to commit suicide!"
"Yeah." Anko chuckled. "The bartender gives me a discount for handling the rat problems and my snakes get a free meal, it's a win-win." She kicked the door in, not caring of the attention she drew. "Hey! A bottle of your strongest!" Anko shouted. "We're celebrating!"
A moment later, Anko had a bottle of sake placed in front of them.
"I-I don't know if we're ready for this." Yakumo stated uneasily.
"It's a step forward in life." Anko stated as she ushered them to drink. "What's the worst that can happen?"
I know it's been awhile, but I plan to give this one more attention.
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