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The Date
Naruto was nervous. He was going on the first date of his life, and it was with four women. Most men in his position would be boasting, he however wasn't most men, he stayed silent.
He had taken the day off of training from his team and the kunoichi. There were a lot of things for him to do for his date.
Not that he neglected his training. He sent multiple clones out to practice. Some in Genjutsu with the scrolls Kurenai left. Some in the Katas Yugao had showed him.
Find something for each kunoichi to enjoy. Find places where he wasn't hated. Find out how to act on a date. Get advice on what to do for the date.
I need serious help
Advice
Who can I go to? Should I ask the Ichiraku family? No. How about the old man Hokage? No, he's a pervert, I've seen those books. There's always Iruka sensei.
Ten minutes later and he was in front of his old academy. It seemed his teacher was giving a lecture. Oh how I hated those. Deciding to spare the kids the pain he went through he entered.
"Hey Iruka-sensei, I need your advice." He called
"Naruto?" he asked shocked "I'd love to help you but I'm a bit busy with class."
He looked at the class of children. They were either sleeping from the lecture of talking. Deciding to be honest to his teacher he said
"Sensei you've lost them."
"…Just tell me what you need." He said annoyed why does nobody like my lectures?
Dragging his former teacher outside he said "I need dating advice."
Now Iruka had to admit that he was shocked. It didn't mean he would show it. He was after all both a ninja and a teacher.
"What do you need to know?" he asked
Not even taking a minute to think Naruto simply said "Everything."
Flowers
-Yamanaka Flower shop
"Hello" greeted Ino "welcome to the Yam-Naruto? What are you doing here baka?"
He did his best to ignore the insult.
"I'm here to buy flowers for my date" he stated "I'd like to make a good first impression."
"Who would go on a date with you?" she asked "I bet you just annoyed Sakura until she said yes?"
"I am not going on a date with Sakura" He stated; he really didn't want to deal with a fan girl. "I just want to buy some flowers and leave."
"Fine" she sneered "What do you want?"
"I want four bouquets. Each mixed with red and black, pink, orange, and white." One for Anko, Kurenai, Hana and Yugao
"Great now I have to tell you what they mean" she sighed annoyed "You probably just chose them for looks any way."
"I know what they mean Red-Love, Black-the Beginning of new things (when not death), Pink-elegance and refinement, Orange-Warm vibrant tones, White-humility and innocence."
Ino was in shock. Not only had Naruto of all people picked out flowers, but he actually knew what they meant.
"How does someone like you know what they mean?" she asked "
"Can I have my flowers?" he asked ignoring the question
"Why would you need four?" she asked "are you cheating on somebody, you are, aren't you." She accused "probably some poor civilians who you lied to and said you did all the stuff Sasuke-Kun did…How is Sasuke-kun; has he mentioned me?"
"Enough!" he roared "I'm not cheating on anybody" he stated "I just want to buy my flowers for my dates. If you want to talk about the Uchiha then find Haruno!"
"Baka" she shouted "you should treat me with respect, I'm heiress to the Yamanaka clan and I don't have to sell you anything." She stated but wasn't finished "And you are just a no body."
"What is going on here?" asked a new voice
Ino and Naruto looked toward the source of the voice. It was Inoichi Yamanaka, Ino's father. He had been watching from the beginning.
"Your daughter refuses to sell to me" stated Naruto, He knew Inoichi had been watching "and she constantly insults me."
"But he's a nobody." she stated trying to defend himself
"And what are we Yamanaka's without the Nara and Akimichi clan?" he asked "I apologize for my daughter, the flowers are free."
Not wanting to wait a second longer Naruto grabbed his flowers and left.
He had four different dates to prepare for. Remember everything Iruka sensei told you and you'll do fine.
Who does that baka think he is seethed Ino getting me in trouble with daddy; I'm going to make him pay.
Okay Naruto you can do this. He repeatedly chanted in his head. I just have to show them a good time. Steeling his, resolve he knocked on the door and…
Anko
"Hello Hebi-hime" he greeted getting a blush from Anko "I brought flowers"
"Hello Foxy-kun" greeted Anko as she took the flowers "Well come in and we can get down to business."
"Down to business?" he asked "what do you mean?"
"Well what do you think men and women do?" she asked with a perverted leer.
Naruto's face put a tomato to shame "Anko-Chan I don't think I'm old enough for that."
"There is a motto many Shinobi live by" she spoke in "old enough to kill then you're old enough to drink and have sex."
"We're not well enough into a relationship for that." He tried
Anko saw that he honestly wasn't in this for the sex. He wants to just have a relationship; I guess I'll throw him a bone.
"Fine" she spoke "but if we're going anywhere I want you to drop the Henge" he did so happily, it made him feel accepted "what will we be doing?" she was honestly curious.
"There's a place my former sensei recommended" he answered "it's supposed to be non-biased for us as well" he said referring to her problem as well as his.
"Do they have Dango?" if they didn't there would be trouble.
"And red bean soup" he added
"Well what are we waiting for?" she grabbed him and literally started dragging him "um…which way is it?"
Grabbing her arm he Shunshined them to the location he was given. When they arrived it looked like a bar mixed with a diner. It seemed to be a decent place on the outside, however there were very few people around.
"Fire in the hole!" came a shout from inside. No sooner had that been said, a man ran out through the entrance.
"What the…" he never finished
The whole building started to light up…
Before coming down in a fiery explosion
"Hey what are you doing here?" asked another voice "this area is closed for demolition."
Looking around Naruto became aware of the signs.
"Well gaki" teased Anko "what do you have planned?"
He took a minute to think but came up empty handed.
"I've got nothing." He admitted
"I do" spoke Anko giddily, a little too giddily for Naruto
Grabbing her date she took him a few blocks from their location. When they arrived they were surrounded by unfriendly looking people. They didn't seem to pay much attention to them but the few that did just glared and looked away.
"Anko?" he asked "Where are we?"
"This is a place I go to celebrate after a mission." She spoke
As they walked inside a shady looking pub Naruto knew he was in for a wild night.
Anko was greeted by several people as they made their way toward the bar. They took a seat and waited for the bartender to notice them.
"Hey Anko" the bartender greeted "what can I get you?"
"Two of the usual" she ordered "but make his a small" she pointed toward Naruto
He was tempted to say he would take the same as her until he saw what it was. It was a drink; that much was obvious.
Anko quickly snatched hers and started downing it. A second later it was half gone. Taking a pause she let out a large belch.
Naruto eyed his. It looked to be mostly foam.
Taking a single, but large, sip he tasted it. It didn't stay long before he swallowed it all. It doesn't taste half bad. He quickly downed the rest.
"We got ourselves a natural." Laughed the bartender as he handed out a refill
Five minutes later they were having a drinking contest. Anko was impressed; Naruto was able to hold his liquor. I should take him out more.
Another ten minutes later they lost count. Naruto wasn't drunk but the same couldn't be said for Anko.
"Hey (hic) hey Naru-Chan" cooed Anko "how about we (hic) go back to my place and (hic) become much closer."
"Sorry Anko, but your drunk" he said "I'm going to have to take you home."
"Aww but I want my Foxy-kun" she wined, truthfully she wasn't completely drunk, she just wanted to know what he would do. "Please"
"When you're sober" he reasoned
Unfortunately for Naruto, Anko knew a sobering jutsu. After fumbling through a series of hand signs she was back to normal.
"There I'm sober" she stated "let's go."
"W-wait you tricked me" he accused gaining a laugh from Anko and the bartender.
"Hey if you don't want her we'll happily take her off your hands" came a new gruff voice.
Turning to the source Naruto and Anko were greeted by an awful sight. There were three men, all dressed like thugs. They had made a small circle around Naruto and Anko. They constantly gave Anko lusty looks and Naruto glares.
"Sorry pal but she's my date for the evening." He spoke coldly "I hope you three understand."
"I hope you understand brat" the apparent leader sneered "that we don't care if she was with the Hokage."
Naruto was about to tell them to leave when he saw Anko smile. She has that look on her face; it usually ends up with pain.
"Hey Naruto do you know what would make this evening perfect?" she asked as her smile grew.
"No" Naruto noticed the bartender lower himself out of sight "what would?"
Taking a sharp kunai her smile grew. As fast as a…ninja she drove the kunai deep into the shoulder of a stranger. She then tossed the bloodied weapon into the hands of the leader of the trio.
The stranger stood and looked toward the couple then the trio. He spotted the weapon and stood to full height. This guy has to be seven feet tall! Letting out a war cry he dived toward the trio.
"BAR FIGHT!"
Twenty minutes later Anko and Naruto were the only ones standing. Even the bartender had jumped in at some point.
Anko was happy, exhausted but happy. She got to drink, fight and even eat some poor saps food for free. He shouldn't have gotten knocked out so soon she stated. Naruto wanted to remind her that she was the one that knocked him out but decided against it.
The worst part was she sodamized several 'innocent' people.
WITH HER SNAKES
"Let me get you home Beni-Hime" stated Naruto
They reached her apartment a minute later through Shunshin.
They stood there for a full minute. They stared at each other, or in Naruto's case felt her chakra. Deciding not to wait any longer Anko made the first move.
Leaning forward she gave him a chase kiss. It felt wonderful to Naruto, no matter how short it was.
"I had a wonderful evening Naruto-kun" she stated "I hope we can do this again soon." She hinted
"So do I" he admitted as she opened her door.
He turned to leave but was stopped. By a large snake coiled around him.
"Come in Naruto" she ordered while licking a kunai in hand.
"H-how can I say no?" he nervously laughed
Hana
At Hana's home he was greeted by Hana's mother.
"Hello, you must be the pup's dated, Naruto" spoke Hana's mother. "Hana will be down soon."
"Hello Ms. Tsume-san" he greeted
"No need for formalities Naruto-kun." Spoke Hana descending the stairs "My mother hates them as much as you."
"Hello Inu-Hime" he greeted gaining a blush handing her the flowers. "I have these for you"
"Do you know what they mean pup?" Tsume asked looking at the colors gaining a nod from Naruto.
"Have a good time pup?" Tsume before taking a teasing tone "Have her back before ten and don't let me know if you're in the house."
"MOTHER"
Tsume wasn't finished "Don't forget I want grand pups."
Grabbing Naruto by the hand she dragged him out.
Once they arrived at the destination Naruto dropped his disguise. They were in an open field on top of the Hokage monument.
In the field was a blanket and picnic basket. Inside Hana could smell a lot of delicious items. It was making her appetite grow.
"Let's see" started Hana "Outside with a beautiful view, delicious food; you did your homework on Inuzuka women Naruto-kun."
"I tried my best." He said "Tsukune" he offered
They were Hana's favorite. She was even more impressed when she found he had made them himself.
They sat and ate in silence. It was a comfortable silence but still silent. Hana decided to break it.
"Naruto-kun" she called gaining his attention "where are we?'
"The Hokage monument" he too was glad the silence was broken "This was my first comfort spot" he stated "I still come here to think."
"Why did we come here instead of your field?"
"Look up" he answered "They sit in the vastness that we know nothing about. They hide from us in the day while staying in plain sight."
She saw what he meant.
The stars
"They're beautiful" she whispered
"Yeah, you are" he whispered thinking she hadn't heard. She did.
"Naruto c-can I touch your whiskers?" she cautiously asked
Naruto visibly tensed at the request. He didn't let many people touch his whiskers and the ones he did were rarely. To Naruto that was a very intimate thing.
As he thought the request over and over in silence, Hana mistook that as a no.
"Sorry I asked" she apologized
Realizing he had been silent to long he apologized.
"No, no you can touch them." she assured her "It's just…they are a very sensitive part of me."
"Really?" she knew it was like someone touching the family tattoo on her cheeks.
Reaching slowly she rubbed him. What happened completely shocked her.
He purred
Oh! My! Gosh! She mentally squealed that is so cute!
She couldn't contain herself. She playfully tackled him to the ground knocking his blindfold off. It seemed like she was pinning him but was in fact hugging him.
To her even greater surprise he flipped her over and pinned her. When she looked him the eyes she saw that they were innocent and playful. Like a young pup…or young kit. Sorry Naruto but I like being top.
They repeated the process over several times. It wasn't long before they were running and chasing each other on all fours. They looked like a fox and a dog playing.
It felt great for Hana. She felt like a child again, not a soldier. She wished it could last forever.
But all great things must come to an end.
"I hope you enjoyed yourself Inu-Hime" spoke Naruto as they approached her home.
"I did Naruto-kun" she said "I felt like a pup again." She admitted blushing, she then stared at Naruto "How would you like to come in?"
It was Naruto's turn to blush. He quickly recomposed himself. He leaned in to kiss her and turned to leave.
He didn't get far.
In front of him were the triplets growling fiercely at him. They seemed to have surrounded him. The center triplet stepped forward and pointed his paw toward Hana.
"I-I think I'll t-take you up on that offer Hana-Chan." He stated "But could you call off the triplets?"
Yugao
"Hello Uzu-Hime" he greeted as he handed her the flowers
"Hello Naruto-Kun" she returned "They are beautiful, so where are we going?"
"Well I know how you're tired after Anbu and rarely relax" he spoke and she admitted it was all true. "So I've planned for a smooth and calm evening for you."
Naruto held to his word. He had taken her to see the latest 'Princess Gale' movie. It was a few days after airing so it was relatively empty.
They watched in peace. Yugaowas impressed when Naruto made no attempts to feel her up. He simply let her watch in peace.
Once the movie had finished they had taken a stroll through an abandoned park.
"I've got to admit Naruto-kun" she started "this simple evening has been amazing."
Deciding to take a break they sat on a bench. He noticed that Yugao would constantly rub her shoulders.
"Are you okay?" he asked
Yugao smiled at his concern.
"Yes, just a little stiff"
"I-I could give you a shoulder rub" he offered "If you don't mind, if you do I totally understand."
She thought the offer over in her head. He seems to want to help. He hasn't made any perverted attempts. I'll trust him.
"Sure" she answered
Turning so that she wasn't facing him they began.
He started by giving gentle rubs and kneads. These earned groans of pleasure from Yugao. With these encouragements he added a bit of pressure and the groans grew louder.
"Naruto would you mind adding a little chakra?" she requested
"I don't mind but my chakra isn't…good" he offered "my chakra destroys while my blood heals."
"Oh" she had forgotten about the fox.
"I could use that" he offered
"Y-your blood"
"Yes but…" he trailed off
"But what?"
"You'll need to take off your shirt." He flinched and brought his hands up for defense. "NOT THE FACE!"
"Relax, I'm not going to hit you Naruto" she assured him "I've already taken my shirt off."
"When did you…?" he asks "Why?"
"You're wearing a blindfold" she explained "as long as it stays on then I know you aren't a pervert."
"Don't worry" he promised "it'll stay on."
Pulling out a kunai he made a small but deep cut on each hand. He let the blood fill his hand before the wound healed. They close faster now.
Began to rub around where she felt the tensest. The groans increased further as the blood healed the pain.
"Naruto-kun?" called Yugao
"Yes?" he asked
Instead of answering she simply turned toward him. Because of the blind fold he wasn't aware of the expression on her face.
Leaning forward she gave him a deep kiss. It was a complete surprise to Naruto but he loved it.
Before he knew it she had knocked him to the ground…
Removed his blind fold…
And some of their clothes
"Yugao-Chan" he gasped "you're moving a bit too fast"
"Shh shh shh" she shushed him
"But Yugao…"
She silenced him by drawing a kunai…
And slamming down...
Beside his head
She drew a second one
"You were saying?" she asked
"Nothing"
Kurenai
"Hello Beni-Hime" he greeted handing the flowers over.
"Hell Naruto-kun" she greeted with a smile "what have you planned?"
"I was thinking a nice dinner" he stated "there is a place that makes great seafood."
Taking his arm they shunshined away. They appeared in front of a small, casual restaurant.
"Hello I'd like a table for two." Requested Naruto
"Table for one coming right up." The greeter spoke with a sneer "if you would please follow me miss."
"I think you Miss heard him" spoke Kurenai "he said a table for two" she spoke with emphasis.
"I'm sorry Miss but we don't serve…" he seemed to think of a right word "That!" he pointed as if accusing "it would be bad for business."
"I see" spoke Naruto time to gather my first bit of fear.
Removing his blind fold he allowed his new eyes to be seen. Seeing the fear in the greeter he decided to take it up a bit. He allowed his Henge to unravel, slowly for added affect. He gave his best feral smile; it would have made Anko proud.
"Now about that table" he stated coldly
"T-table for two, coming up"
They were quickly seated and abandoned by the greeter. The waiter, after seeing the look, took their orders and disappeared. As he attempted to reapply his disguise, but was stopped.
"I want the real you" she stated, it was not a request.
"What do we have here?" came a new voice
Turning to the source they saw Asuma Sarutobi, son of Hiruzen Sarutobi.
"Hello Asuma-ku-SAN" she quickly corrected "Naruto this is my friend Asuma" she said getting a raised eye-brow from Asuma
"Nice to meet you Naruto" he greeted ignoring Naruto's appearance "you don't mind if I join you do you? No, great." He said pulling up a chair before either could answer "it's not as if this is a date, is it?"
"Actually… it is" corrected Kurenai
"W-what" Asuma was in total shock "but I…you-he"
"Later Asuma" stated Kurenai fiercely "we'd like to enjoy our date." She really hoped he caught the hint.
He didn't
"How… did you two meet?" he asked
"I'm trying to teach him a bit on Genjutsu" she answered
"Genjutsu huh?" he thought on it "wouldn't you prefer Ninjutsu? Or even Taijutsu?" it seemed reasonable with all the chakra and stamina Naruto was said to posses. It was well known from his prank sprees.
"Actually, I've seen how useful Genjutsu is first hand" stated Naruto "for Taijutsu; a blade can do a lot more than a punch."
"I understand the blade part, I use them myself" agreed Asuma "but you usually can't use Genjutsu in combat without support, time or focus." Reasoned Asuma "but Genjutsu can usually be easily broken in multiple ways."
"Yes but you also can't use a ninjutsu because of allies, surroundings and even bystanders." Countered Naruto "also if the Genjutsu is strong enough or the wielder is skilled enough, then those things are unimportant."
"True but…"
Kurenai was upset that Asuma was ridiculing Genjutsu, her specialty. She was happy that Naruto was defending the art. As she watched the arguments continue their food arrived, as did Asuma's. When did he order?
Asuma then began to light a cigarette. This seemed to irritate Kurenai which in turn irritated Naruto. If Asuma noticed their expressions he happily ignored it.
"Could you please not light that here?" asked Naruto
Asuma took a light look around before speaking "Don't worry" he said "there are no 'No Smoking' signs."
This irritated both Kurenai and Naruto further.
"Okay how about this" tried Naruto "let's make a deal."
"What kind?"
"If I can prove, right here right now, that Genjutsu is just as useful as ninjutsu," he thought "then you pay for our dinner."
"Deal" he agreed "and if not you pay for my steak and rice."
"Maggots" stated Naruto fear here I come
"What?" asked Asuma confused, he didn't like Naruto's smile, is there something squirming in my mouth?
"You're eating maggots"
Asuma looked down at his food. There on his plate were maggots squirming on his food. The food itself was looked rancid and had a mixture of various trashes. Realizing what the squirming in his mouth was; he began to vomit.
He wasn't able to continue emptying his stomach. It was as if his very mouth had been sealed shut. It didn't stop the puke from filling up.
Looking toward Naruto he saw a deformed face. It seemed to be a meld a fox and a man.
The shock was too much for him. Jumping from his seat he saw that the seat was empty. All of the seats were empty.
He did hear a chuckling and felt a piercing sensation in his back.
Turning he saw that it was Naruto. He was holding a kunai that he had lodged deep into Asuma. He continued to twist the blade drawing out the agony in the jounin.
Naruto then raised his hand and made to punch Asuma in the face. Attempting to block Asuma raised his arms. He never felt the blow come.
Opening his eyes he saw that he was still sitting at the table. Naruto was giving an attempted, and failed, innocent look. Kurenai only sat back with a smug expression on her face.
"What was that about Genjutsu Asuma?" she asked "Also I'll have you know we changed our orders." She chuckled "It wasn't cheap."
"How did he do that?" he asked "I never even saw him weave any hand signs." He looked at them before her words sunk in. "When did you two order and eat, I was out for only a few second."
"There weren't any hand signs." Naruto admitted "And with Genjutsu time becomes irrelevant."
"That kind of Genjutsu takes years of experience!" Asuma shouted
"Or just a great teacher." Countered Naruto
Kurenai blushed at the complement "I had a student that was- IS very eager to learn."
Their eyes met and they shared a blush. Kurenai felt like a girl on her first date, Naruto was a boy on his first date.
"A deal is a deal" Asuma admitted before reaching around his pockets "oh dear, It seems I've forgotten my wallet." He spoke trying to be sly
"Well that's too bad for you" spoke Naruto with a smile "because we've already left."
With that both Kurenai and Naruto faded out of reality.
"Sir I was told to give you the bill for your companions." Spoke the waiter
Looking at the bill Asuma felt his heart stop. They she wasn't kidding when she said it wasn't cheap. He looked at his cigarette if I smoke my whole pack, now will it kill me and keep me from paying? There is only one way to find out.
Somewhere in some park Kurenai and Naruto were sharing a laughing fit. When they regained control of themselves they began walking toward her apartment.
"Oh Naruto-kun that was truly hilarious" she spoke "where did you learn to do that?"
"I used what you tried to teach me and those scrolls" he explained "I then added a little change."
"We'll it was amazing." she stated "You taught him not to underestimate Genjutsu and I'm sorry he ruined our evening."
"I'm sorry that he ruined our date" stated Naruto in a sadder tone
"It's okay." She assured "Honestly"
"Well I'd feel much better if I could make it up to you" he stated "I know look that way." He gestured toward the sky.
Looking in the direction she saw something that truly amazed her.
A sunset
She watched as the village was illuminated by the setting fireball. It was as if the sun was trapped in a state of orange and crimson perfection. He did this, for me she thought to herself in amazement.
The raw beauty was overwhelming. Kurenai couldn't stop the single tear that escaped from her eye.
And like that it was gone.
"Sorry I couldn't hold it any longer" panted Naruto "I need more practice" he then saw her tear stricken face "oh no Kurenai-Chan, what's wrong?"
She looked at him and smiled. He really cares she thought. "Nothing is wrong Naruto-kun." She assured him.
"I didn't mean to make you cry I-" he was cut off by a finger to the lip
Kurenai then leaned in and gave him a chaste kiss. She then deepened it as their tongues fought for supremacy. And like the Genjutsu, it came to an end all too quickly.
"Naruto-kun?" she asked "would you like to… come in for some… coffee?"
Now Naruto wasn't the smartest, but even he knew what she meant. There would be NO coffee if he entered.
"I'm not a coffee per-" he stopped at the scene in front of him.
Kurenai was staring blankly at him, as if dead. Her hair seemed to be moving on its own. The shadows seemed to crawl around her. This all made her crimson eyes all the more vivid.
"Naruto-kun" she stated coldly "I'm sure you will love some of my coffee."
"C-coffee s-sounds great" he spoke
Next day
Anko
"Morning Naruto-kun" greeted Anko as she watched Naruto awake only seconds after her "how are you this morning?"
"I'm fine Hebi-hime and you?" he asked
"Good but…" she trailed off
"But; what?" Naruto asked
"There is something I want to try" she explained "and so far no man has wanted to even give it a try."
"Well what is it?" he asked "I'll prove I'm not like other men." He stated
"Oh you have Foxy-kun" she admitted "again and again and again." She snickered "But what I want to try is a jutsu for what we've been doing."
"Sure" he was open for more of last nigh
"Great!" she squealed in joy "Trouser snake Jutsu" (I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS)
Naruto proceeded to stare at Anko.
He then made a dash for the front door.
Unfortunately it was blocked by a mass of snakes. The front was blocked and behind was Anko. Only one option left.
He jumped out the window.
"They alwayssss run" one of Anko's snake spoke
"Yeah" guess I'll go see how the other dates went.
Hana
I'll be getting those grand pups in no time thought Tsume before noticing the silence they finally stopped.
"Finally!" cried several member of the family
As the people laid themselves down to sleep; they felt bliss. Time for some well deserved rest before work.
RING! RING! RING!-The alarm clocks went off. It was time to begin another day of work.
Several of the family members began to cry. All they wanted was to get some sleep.
As Naruto and Hana stepped out of Hana's room they were greeted by several faces.
Tsume who was looking at Naruto and Hana in great interest
Kiba who eyed them both in disbelief
Several Inuzuka men in envy
Several Inuzuka women in jealousy
Tsume spoke first "I want to name some of the grand pups"
"Dobe!" shouted Kiba "what are you doing here" he looked at Hana "and with my sister."
"Hey don't blame me" spoke Naruto "blame the triplets, they forced me to stay."
The triplets themselves were regretting their actions. They, like all present, didn't get any sleep.
"Sick'em Akumaru" ordered Kiba
Okay I can't fight him because he's Hana's brother. What can I do?
Naruto did what any man would do when faced with his predicament. He ran like the devil was after him.
"GET BACK HERE UZUMAKI" roared Kiba "YOU'LL PAY FOR DEFILING MY SISTER AND KEEPING THE CLAN UP ALL NIGHT."
I guess I'll go meet the girls thought Hana
Yugao
When Naruto awoke he noticed that he was in an empty bed. When did we leave the park? There was however, a note and a scroll.
Dear Naruto-kun
Have Anbu meeting then meeting with the girls. Feel free to raid fridge then practice Katas in scroll.
Yugao
P.S from Anko-
No! No! No! No!
DODGE
Kurenai
Kurenai awoke to an empty bed. She looked around the room and saw that his cloths were gone as well.
She felt a great pain in her heart. NO, he's just like the rest. The tears of the betrayal she felt just fell.
"Kurenai-Chan you awake?" asked Naruto from nowhere "I made breakfast" he noticed her teary face "is everything okay?"
"Yes Naruto-kun" she answered quickly "but I can't eat, I have to meet the girls" I can't believe I doubted him.
Girls
They headed to their usual meeting spot. When they arrived they noticed that each of them had a certain glow. It was one they themselves were familiar with, and were experiencing.
They each pointed a finger at another and shouted "You slept with Naruto-kun" they accused of each other
They eyed each other before breaking.
"Those hands" spoke Yugao
"That body" spoke Kurenai
"That size" spoke Anko
"That stamina" spoke Hana
"That tongue" they spoke as one
They then sat around each other as they each recounted their dates with Naruto. Each kunoichi began going into their more graphic night activities, which happened to go early into the morning.
They were interrupted by a cough, three to be exact.
"Hello girls" Spoke Hayate eyeing Yugao
"We were just wondering why you were sleeping with Naruto" continued Iruka toward Anko
"When you are supposed to be" Asuma to Kurenai
"Dating us!" they finished as one
"…We…can explain?" they said
SORRY NO LEMONS NOW REVIEW
ALRIGHT TIME TO GET TO THE REASON WE CAME HERE. TO SEE SOME AMAZING PLOT AND BADASS FIGHTS. WARNING FEW IF ANY OF THESE FIGHTS ARE ORIGINAL.
ALSO PEOPLE PLEASE SEND ME GENJUTSU AND KENJUTSU (ORIGINAL OR NOT) AND MAYBE DESCRIPTION.
KEEP VOTING WHO VISITS WAVE
ANKO 4
YUGAO 2
KURENAI (Team Eight) 1
HANA 0
VOTING FOR TWO PEOPLE WILL BE IGNORED, VOTE 1