"I'm fine Shiro, and it's not watcha think but that doesn't mean it's any less depressing," he muttered, grabbing another …sausage? And slathered it in sauce. That got him a confused look and a raised brow. Shiro shoved Gin from his chair and planted her butt in it. She looked ready to kill.
"Explain."
"GRIMMJOW!" They all froze at his name. Neliel looked a little distressed as she grabbed his hand ripping him from his seat to drag him inside. Sitting on the couch holding a bucket and puking her guts up was Ichigo.
"What's wrong Kitten?" he cried dropping to his knees before her, rubbing the base of her spine trying to comfort her.
"You look good with a beard," she murmured, touching his cheek. He frowned, she must have been okay if she was joking about his beard but that didn't explain why she was sick.
"Yeah thought I might surprise ya with a new look when ya came back. So is it the beard or are ya just missing me?" he asked.
"I'm pregnant," she said, grimacing as she held back the need to vomit. He sat back on his feet staring wide-eyed in awe. Until he remembered that she'd been living with Aizen for the past month or so and that anything could have happened.
"It's yours Grimm, I won't let him touch Me."
"WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Shiro shouted, standing in the doorway looking confused as everyone else did. Well at the least the BBQ was going to be an interesting one.
"Oh you know livening up the party with my well hated presence," she joked, cheek smooshed against the edge of the bucket, "If you'll listen to me I'll explain everything."
"You look pathetic Sunako, recovering from a bender are we?" she spat, still pissed but obviously something was up because Grimmjow wasn't angry with her as well.
"I can hold my liquor excellently but that's besides the point. No I'm pregnant actually, so about a month and a half ago when you saw me leave the bar with lord scumbag I was going undercover as his lover in order to kill him. Which was harder then I thought for such a major wiener he was always surrounded by people from his organisation, like we'd about to go to sleep and someone would come barging into the room with some random problem but let me tell you that man does not look good with his shirt off, god he has no muscles and is kind of flabby, so-" Grimmjow placed a hand over her mouth, effectively shutting her up.
"Yer rambling Kitten," his whispered, back to everyone as he looked at her happy to see her again.
"Long story short our fight was fake, nobody in this room likes Aizen," Grimmjow said, answering everyone's questions in one hit.
"And yes my moping was real, 'M a fucking sad sap all right," Grimmjow spat out before Nnoitra could say anything about it.
"Sorry we're late, I forgot to grab something and Starrk offered to grab it for me and it didn't even register that Starrk was going to use this a chance to grab a nap…. I've walked in on something important haven't I," she muttered, sending Lilynette off to the backyard with the other kids. Neliel walked over handing her a drink, her look suggesting she'd need it and to just watch.
"So all of this was an act?" Shiro asked, sinking down into a chair, she looked like she had aged a hundred years.
"All of it, I could never be with that monster. And now I can't stay with him any longer because of Grimm, he can't find out I'm pregnant. So I told him I was leaving on an undercover mission for the next ten months. So wanna live with me at mine till then Grimmy? We can plot his assassination in private now," She asked, giggling a little. Grimmjow grimaced at her behaviour, praying she wouldn't be like this the entire time but maybe that was karma for missing out on her first pregnancy.
"Sunako you're nuts," Shiro commented, she just shrugged before hurling her guts up into the bucket.
"Nel my darling do you have any crackers?" She asked, "I just keep vomiting. Which is all your fault Grimmy, we've only had sex twice and both times I've ended up pregnant you must have really good s-"
"Okay Honey that's enough about that," Grimmjow shouted, placing a hand over her mouth to stop her. Everyone was trying to hide his or her laughter, even Starrk who had apparently entered at the right time to hear that.
"Laughing it up ya idiots, come on let's go home," he muttered annoyed with his friends, not that he really could be but he wanted to die from shame in private.
"But Grimmy," Sunako whined, "it's a barbeque and look at Ushio, she needs to play with other children." He sat back down groaning, once again she was right.
"Nnoitra shut up and bring me a beer will ya, I need It."
"Yer gonna need a keg Grimm but congrats man kids are a blessing," he said, heading towards the fridge before Grimmjow kicked at him.
"Well if this kid is anything like Ushio then we'll be fine, anyways Kitten ya said we could move into yers earlier but I was under the impression ya didn't have yer own place. Ushio is always staying with Chad and I get this feeling that ya drift from place to place," Grimmjow asked, catching the can that was thrown at his head.
"Don't throw things the children are watching," Neliel hissed smacking her partner in the side.
"I do own a house, I just never mention it in case someone finds out. In my live of work you never know who's trying to kill or kidnap you, it helps to have a place that no one knows about. Aizen believes me to be living in a high-end apartment, you thought I was a drifter and most of my clients think I live in hotels constantly moving. It helps that nothing is really known about me though, that air of mystery keeps me safe," she explained, shrugging at their awed looks, it was nothing knew to her.
"Sunako, I used to be part of Aizen's gang, so did Gin. I want to help you," Shiro said jumping up from her armchair to kneel before the woman, feeling guilty for all she said about her behind her back.
"Let me help you."
"No."