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-HOKAGE OFFICE-
Hiruzen wasn't one to be shocked. When you've lived as a ninja as long as him you learn to cope. He was called the 'God of Shinobi, 'The Professor', 'The Strongest' leaf shinobi. He has served in the Great wars and led them victory. He has trained the 'Sannin', each kage level shinobi.
That means nothing with Naruto.
It was his first C-ranked mission. He was supposed to protect a bridge builder from bandits. He some how ended up overthrowing a tyrant. Becoming a symbol of hope. Getting a bridge named after him. Bringing home an A-ranked rogue an a mystery ninja.
It's my fault for expecting something normal in my profession he thought or just when Naruto is involved.
"Hokage-Sama I believe Naruto should be punished for his..."
"I demand the dobe give me his..."
"Such a baka...oh Sasuke-kun..."
After getting several different types of mission briefs the Hokage felt a headache growing. It all seemed to be centered around Naruto, that much he could tell.
"Hokage-Sama I believe I know a solution." Stated Anko over the racket "Upon arrival of Wave Naruto performed a Genjutsu that allowed me to see what happened. I believe it would be well suited for now."
"I want all but Naruto to leave." Ordered the Hokage
"I deserve to know what the dobe is going to hear." Stated the Uchiha
"Anko"
"On it Hokage-Sama" she stated
Striking Shadow Snakes
Grabbing the arrogant child she dragged him out. Once they were alone the Hokage began pulling out his sake. He had a feeling that he would need it.
"Okay show me this jutsu" he ordered
Flashback Jutsu.
Now he had answer and an even bigger headache. Naruto showed almost everything from leaving the village to the bridge. What he left out was that he owned every dime Gato stole. He was trained by Kyuubi and that he feeds on fear.
"Let me get this straight" spoke the Hokage "you went on a mission obviously outside your rank"
"Way outside." Stated Naruto
"You blackmailed your sensei?"
"He's a hypocrite."
"You fought a missing A-ranked ninja?"
"I held him off, yeah."
"You sent courage through a bunch of hopeless bridge builders?"
"We needed the mission to be completed."
"You then killed near two hundred bandits?" that one had him a little worried
"I can't take all the credit for that one" Naruto stated "I made most of the bandits kill each other."
"You also say that your new appearance is because of you drawing on so much of the fox's chakra?"
"Yep"
"You know I don't believe that last part but I won't press on the matter" he stated knowing the headache wasn't worth it "you will have to wear a Henge so you don't cause an uproar."
"…I know" he sighed it would have been too easy just to have the disguise break like that.
"I'll do my best to keep the council off your back" he stated "but it won't be too long"
"Thanks old man"
"You then turned said missing ninjas into your friends?"
"They're more of an ally right now."
The Hokage and the hidden ANBU stared at the blond.
"And now you want them to be Shinobi of the hidden leaf?"
"Yes"
The wizened leader stared at his surrogate grandchild. It seemed the kid was a crazy magnet.
Why couldn't he have had a normal mission? Were the thoughts of the village leader and several hidden ANBU.
"Fine, Zabuza will need a few months under ANBU watch but Haku can start immediately."
"…Can I have another mission?"
"GET OUT!" He ordered
-ICHIRAKU RAMEN STAND-
"Hey Ayame Nee-Chan" Naruto greeted "Old man I need some ramen."
"Coming right up Naruto" he called
"Hey dobe" he heard an all too familiar voice call "I demand you give me that sword."
"For the last time teme" he stated "I'm not giving you my sword" he turned "why do you want it anyway, you don't even practice kenjutsu."
"I know that it was how you did those things in wave" he stated
"Yeah baka" shouted Sakura "If it wasn't for that sword you'd would be nothing, even with that training you're getting."
"You think that I get it from my sword?" he laughed "teme, howler monkey" he called "I get my skill from hard work." And having a fear born demon living inside me "but thank you, you reminded me to visit my girlfriend and give her the gift."
"Order up" Teuchi called
"Right after ramen"
Naruto happily ate his ramen. He had hoped if he ignored the two of them then they would leave. No such luck.
"Baka you give Sasuke-kun what he wants now" ordered Sakura
"Why don't you two just sit down shut up and eat some ramen" Naruto shouted "it might make you too less irritating." Ramen can only do so much.
"I don't want any of that piss flavored noodle" stated the Uchiha as another bowl was placed by Naruto
"You shouldn't insult the ramen teme" stated Naruto coldly "it could get upset and upset ramen is bad for you."
"Who cares how the ramen feels…"
He should have taken the advice
Before Sasuke could finish his insult the ramen attacked. The noodles stretched around the Uchiha and began constricting him. The bowl swung toward him and covered his face as the broth began drowning him.
"Sasuke-kun" Sakura cried "Naruto you called of that filthy…"
The bowl jumped to her
Well… time to go. I wonder how my-Himes are doing
Using his sensor abilities it was a breeze to find them.
Better get them something
-YAMANAKA FLOWER SHOP-
"Welcome to Yama-Baka? What are you doing here?" Asked Ino
"I just want to buy some flowers and I'll be on my way." He stated
"Do you know how much trouble you put me in with daddy?" she asked ignoring his statement and continued ranting it's like a blond Sakura!
"I kind of don't care" just give me my flowers
"A lot!" she shouted "It's all yo…"
"Hey Ino" he cut her off "this is what got you in trouble last time" he stated "do you want me to tell your father how you treat customers."He began raising his blindfold "or I could punish you myself."
"That won't be necessary Uzumaki-San" called Inoichi "I don't know what you're about to do but please don't."
"Flowers please Yamanaka-San" Naruto said to Inoichi "and I'll go away."
"What kind?" the clan head asked
"Do you have a one of a kind somewhere around here?"
"Of course we do Baka" Ino shouted "we have-"
"Ino!" Inoichi shouted in disapproval "right this way sir." He turned to his customer "we have a small array of foreign flowers. Because of the customer service you received" He sent a disapproving look toward his daughter "you will be getting a large discount, from my daughter pay."
"But daddy…" the look in his eyes told him to be silent
After Naruto paid he left.
Not this time Naruto, I'll revenge
-KURENAI
He found Kurenai inside of a food stand. She was with Asuma, who was smoking, much to her annoyance. Well he already knows we're dating and the others won't care. Still, I had better not draw too much attention.
"Hey Kurenai-Chan" he greeted
"Hello Naruto-kun" she greeted back "you remember my friend Asuma?" she asked hoping Asuma caught the message
"Hello Asuma-San" Naruto greeted "how is your food."
"I hate you" Asuma stated gaining a glare from Kurenai and a chuckle from Naruto
"And when I leave you will love me" The blond stated "then you will hate me again."
"I hear you had your first C-ranked mission Naruto-Kun." Kurenai asked "How was it?"
"I have some gifts for you." He stated reaching into his pockets I hate this Henge it's easier to just seal stuff "I got my C-ranked mission pay so I brought you all something."
Finally finding what he was looking for he handed her two things. The first, a bouquet of desert roses and the second…
"An all expense paid trip to the Leaf Lotus!" she shouted "Naruto how did you get this?" The Leaf Lotus was the most expensive salon. They did everything from massages to nails and hair. Everyone who went there felt as if they bloomed twice "This would cost more than a C-rank mission."
"I collected a few bounties" he stated It actually came from Gato but let's just keep that a secret for now.
"Naruto" she smiled "You really know how to treat a lady." She sent a glare to Asuma who looked away.
"Thank, I need to find the others, bye"
With a quick kiss he was off to his next Hime.
"Kurenai…"
"Be quite Asuma" she ordered "Just eat your steak."
"Steak?" he was eating dumplings. Looking down toward his plate he saw a perfect T-bone.
"I think I love that kid" he took the first bite. It was cooked just the way he liked it, perfection. He could taste the flavor and feel all of the maggots in his mouth…wait a second. A second later he was emptying his stomach all over the floor "I think I hate that kid."
"Want me to kiss it better?" Kurenai asked
"Sure"
"Then clean your mouth."
-Click Click-
Perfect
-Hana
"Hello pup" Tsume greeted"Hana is in the back."
"Thanks Tsume-Chan"
Heading around back Naruto saw her training with the triplets.
"Hello Naruto-Kun" she greeted
"Hello Inu-Hime" he pulled out a scroll "I have some things for you."
"I hope they're something nice." Hana stated. She knew it would be, they're coming from Naruto-kun after all.
When she unsealed it what she saw surprised her. Inside were the gauntlets from both of the Demon brothers. They were in perfect condition.
"Naruto these are amazing" she stated "where did you get them?" dumb question she thought, kicking herself.
"I had a crazy C-ranked mission." He stated "It's the same for the second gift." He handed it to her "An all expense paid trip to the Leaf Lotus!"
"I'd love to hear all about it" She stated "How about you stay the night and tell me all about it." She used her most seductive voice. "Then we can…"
"NO!" came several shouts from the distance
The Inuzuka family was starting to appear and surround them. They were giving hateful looks to the blond host. The one glaring the hardest was Kiba. Hana's younger brother and Naruto's old foe.
He stepped forward and spoke.
"All member of the Inuzuka I ask you" he shouted "do you enjoy your sleep, do you enjoy your peace?"
"YES!" they answered as one
"Then we must keep that dobe from sleeping with my sister" Kiba shouted "or we'll never get any sleep."
"ATTACK!" someone shouted
"Run pup, RUN " Tsume shouted "I need you alive to give me my grand pups." She really wanted those grand pups.
Shunshin
"Darn it" Kiba shouted "after him"
-Yugao
Naruto simply walked by a tree and stood by the bench by it. It was a nice day but he had to move.
Setting down a scroll he continued on his way.
He didn't look back as a hand stretched from concealment and grabbed the scroll. He didn't look back when he heard the gasp of surprise. Looks like someone likes the sword I got her, thank you dead bandit with good taste. During his… rage he had found a beautiful sword but knew that he would never wield it. He didn't look back when he heard the feminine squeal. It looks like someone loves her spa trip.
-CLICK
-Anko
"...and that is how a Kunoichi seduces a man" stated Anko
"Anko...I just asked you how you were and where you've been" stated an annoyed Iruka "now you've traumatized my female students long before they need to be." he looked to the class "and you knocked the male out through nose bleeds, they'll probably be perverts now."
"Oh I'm fine" she stated "and I was on a mission with Team 7" she leaned over the desk revealing a lot of cleavage to Iruka "how are you Iruka-Kun?" her voice had taken a very seductive tone.
"I-i'm fine" he stated flustered "So you went on a mission with Team 7?"
"Hey that's our boss's team" stated Konohamaru
"Boss?" Anko asked "If you say the Uchiha or Haruno then I will..."
"NO WAY!" the shouted as one "Our boss is Naruto Uzumaki"
"Naru-Chan huh?" she asked with a smile "has he taught you anything?"
It was a simple question. To the Corps. it was a horrid one.
The trio fell into a huddle. They were shivering not from the cold but from an untold fear. It seemed as if they were trying to push it to the back of their mind. It wasn't working.
"FIRST RULE OF NARUTO TRAINING" Udon shouted "DO NOT TALK ABOUT NARUTO TRAINING."
"Moegi, what's wrong with them?" asked Iruka. Moegi was the only one not panicking as much. She was shivering in fear, just not as much.
"Naruto" she stated as if it were obvious
"Aww" cooed Anko "my Naru-Chan has them terrified." She was so proud.
-KNOCK KNOCK-
"Iruka-sensei" called Hanabi "there is a man with a large chakra supply at the door."
"It's him" Udon shouted in fear "he's come for us"
"He knew we were talking about his training" shouted Konohamaru "Now he'll..." he stopped at all the horrid thoughts
"Oh don't stop on my account" a disembodied voice spoke "by all means, give me some ideas."
"Out the window!" Moegi shouted
They jumped out. It didn't matter that they weren't on the first floor. It was better then Naruto catching them.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Iruka-sensei" Hanabi called "he's not at the door anymore"
"Then were is he?" Anko asked
"AHHH!" the k corpse shouted
"With them" she answered stoically
"Class stay here" the cried out in protest "Anko, if you would."
Summoning Jutsu
At her command a large Coral snake appeared. It was large enough to gobble up any of the kids in a single gulp but small enough to stay in the room.
"I want you to make sure these kids stay in order" Anko ordered "If any of them so much as twitches outside of their seat or opens their mouth" she stared at the kids "eat them."
"Anko" Iruka shouted "That's a bit extreme"
"Fine fine" she sighed "punish them as you see fit." she told the snake
Grabbing Iruka before he could protest she jumped outside the window.
The snake was alone with the terrified kids. It eyed them hungrily.
"Doessssss anyone want to move?" the snake asked "I might let a few of you go."
The kids didn't so much as shake there heads. But they wanted to.
The snake could wait, they were kids after all. They weren't costumed to sitting still for too long.
-FIELDS-
When the to ninjas arrived they saw a sight to behold. It nearly gave Iruka a heart attack from sheer worry an annoyance. Anko was laughing as if she was seeing the funniest thing possible.
Udon and Konohamaru were tied upside down by their feet. They trying not to move and put unwanted strain on the ropes. Under them were a pile of explosive notes. Moegi was just watching a distance away.
"..and that's how my first C-ranked mission went" Naruto finished
"Cool" Konohamaru stated causing the rope to shudder
"Naruto what are you doing?" Iruka asked in a panic
"I'm telling them about my mission" Naruto stated
"Why are they upside down over a bunch of explosives!" Iruka asked
"I'm just training them" he stated "by putting the fear of Kami in them."
"Why isn't Moegi getting the same treatment?" Anko asked "You're not being soft because she's a girl are you?" there was a warning in her tone.
"No" he sighed "every time I try something like this she just uses those eyes." he spat in hate "I honestly believe you women are taught that at birth."
"What eyes?" this had Anko and Iruka curious
Naruto drew a kunai and made his way toward Moegi.
Puppy eyes Jutsu
"See" he pointed accusingly
"Naruto that is the dumb..."
"You left one of Anko's summons with the kids for more than five minutes" Naruto stated "how many do you think are left?"
Iruka was already running back to save as many of his remaining students as possible. If there was any left to save.
"He's such a worry wort" Anko stated "So what are you doing here Naru-Chan?" Anko asked
"I came to give you this" it what he had given his other Himes.
Anko squealed in delight. She looked for Naruto but saw nothing, all that was left were a few flower petals in his place, she was impressed. Can't wait to tell the girls about the mission.
"Wait someone cut us down" shouted Udon
"I have a better idea." Anko laughed "How about I help in your training"
"W-what?" they didn't like her smile, it was too much like Naruto's.
"While you're upside down I want you two to..." she drew a kunai "DODGE!"
NOW THAT THAT IS DONE REVIEW.
NEXT CHAPTER 'THE EXAMS'
THINGS WILL COME TO LIGHT OVER THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS.