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Chunin Exams: Written Exams
After Naruto started his laughing fit every one became terrified. Even Kurenai and Anko were a little freaked out, though Anko was experiencing pride as well. Sasuke and Sakura decided to head into the exams.
"Sasuke-Kun" a shrill voice called as a blonde kunoichi jumped onto his back "did you miss me Sasuke-Kun?"
"Get off of him Ino-pig!" Sakura shouted "Sasuke-Kun is mine."
"Yeah right, just go to your lost puppy Naruto" Ino spoke
"Yahoo" a gruff voice called "we're all here."
"Troublesome" a lazy voice spoke "do you have to be so loud?"
"H-h-hey we-wer-were-i-is N-Nar-to-K-Kun?" a timid kunoichi asked
"Hey were is that Baka?" Ino asked "I need to give him a piece of my mind for getting me in trouble with daddy."
"I'm going to kill that dobe." Kiba grumbled
Suddenly the entrance doors burst open with a loud bang. As everyone looked they saw that no one there, just a long empty hallway. Then it happened. The lights at the very back began to flicker before going off completely. In the darkness a pair of crimson eyes became visible from afar, it was all that was visible.
They were very fox like.
Then the singing began
"Total slaughter, total slaughter
I won't leave a single man alive"
The eyes began moving forward toward the entrance but there were no foot steps. The lights began to flicker off as the eyes came closer. The room began to fill with fear.
"La de da de die
Genocide
La de da de dud
An ocean of blood"
The eyes were finally at the door and still the only part of the stranger visible. The room was full to the top with fear. It only continued to grow.
"Let's begin
the killing times"
The first foot made it's way through. From the shadows Naruto appeared. He was still under his Hengebut his blindfold was off. He gave the room a full view of his fox like eyes.
"Hey guys what's up?" Naruto
"Naruto you troublesome blond" Shikamaru sighed "you scared us half to death."
"Only half?" Naruto asked "I'll do better next time."
"I wasn't scared" Kiba boasted
"Then why are your legs shaking?" Shino asked
"Shut it"
"Hey, you guys should keep it down" a newcomer spoke "you'rs drawing a lot of attention." he looked to Naruto "especially you, you freaked out a lot of people with that intro."
It was true. Everyone had their eyes on the Rookie Nine. Naruto decided to have some fun.
"Well the only thing to fear" he eyed them "is fear himself" he felt them grow anxious "so they should be afraid, they should be very afraid."
Naruto began reapplying his blindfold when Ino opened her mouth.
"Baka, why are you wearing a blindfold?" she asked "It makes you look like a bigger Baka and it clashes with that orange monstrosity."
"You just don't understand that being a ninja isn't about fashion or looking good" Naruto spoke "plus a blindfold makes everything look impressive. Just look at that Rain ninja over there."
Everyone turned to the Genin squad from rain. There was one with both eyes covered, it wasn't an exact blindfold but it proved the point. The Rain ninja gave a simple nod and thumbs up.
Someone understood.
"Well maybe I could be of service to you all" Kabuto offered "I have information from my previous times here."
"Is this your second time Kabuto-San?" Sakura asked
"No, It's my seventh" he admitted
"Man you must really suck" Kiba taunted
"Or these exams are extremely difficult" Shikamaru stated
"Kabuto" Sasuke called "do you have information on individuals?"
"Yes, who would you like?"
"Gaara of the desert, Rock Lee" he paused "and Naruto Uzumaki
"You know there names" he stated "that's no fun."
He drew three cards and began to read the first.
Rock Lee
A Taijutsu expert with no known Ninjutsu or Genjutsu. His teammates are TenTen and Neji Hyuga.
25 D-ranks
21 C-ranks
1 B-rank
"That's pretty impressive"
Gaara of the desert
His skill is unknown and his teammates are his siblings Temari and Kankuro
0 D-ranks
9 C-ranks
8 B-ranks
14 A-ranks
"The scariest part is" Kabuto spoke "he's never even been scratched on a single mission."
Naruto Uzumaki A Genjutsu and Kenjutsu user. His teammates are Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha.
A.K.A
The Mirage
Mirage Blade
The Hero of Wave
Fear
84 D-ranks
16 C-ranks
2 B-ranks
1 A-rank
"There is no way that Baka did all those missions" Sakura screeched "you must have mixed them up with Sasuke-Kun's stats"
"Actually these are missions he's taken with his girlfriends, that's right plural" he paused and watched the men's reaction "the ice queens of Konoha. He managed to fight off Zabuza the demon in the mist and turn him into a leaf ninja. Instill hope and save a village getting a bridge names after him after killing near two hundred bandits. And he was the one people believed was the dobe."
Many eyes were now on Naruto. This was like a fear buffet for him.
However...
Some of that information is classified, I'll have to watch this guy
"Hello Naruto-Kun" Temari greeted "are you going to let me touch those whiskers yet?"
"Hello Temari-Chan" Naruto returned the greeting "and no, still for my Himes only."
He noticed off to the side that Kabuto made a comment on the Sound Genin. That was foolish, insulting an unknown enemy.
"Alright maggots take a seat" Ibiki shouted "it's time for the first test to begin."
After explaining the rules, which I will not do, they began. It was simple if you looked underneath the underneath. You have to get the answers without getting caught. The only way to do that was to cheat.
Unless you're Naruto
"Proctor-San" Naruto called "Can I have the answers?"
Everyone paused in their actions. They couldn't believe that someone would actually ask for the answers during a test. Yet here was Naruto, doing that very thing.
-JOUNIN LOUNGE-
Kakashi was banging his head on the wall in embarrassment and anger. How could one of his students do that to him? The answer was actually pretty simple. It was Naruto Uzumaki
Anko was happily laughing her head off. Kurenai had to admit it was a little humiliating but worth it to see the look on every ones face. Plus, it was a technique no one had ever tried before.
"Did he really think Ibiki would just give him the answers?" Asuma asked
"Probably" Kurenai answered
-EXAM ROOM-
"Sure" he said handing him the answers. All Jounin face-faulted, minus Anko who just rolled on the grown laughing
Ibiki was impressed. Naruto had to either be the bravest or craziest Genin he'd ever met.
"May I have the answers as well?" Shino asked
Ibiki was tempted to give him the answers but he had a reputation to keep.
"No" Ibiki stated
"Please" Shino tried
"...No"
"Why did he give you the answers Baka ?" Sakura asked "He should have give them to Sasuke-Kun, not that he needs them." She went on ranting about how great Sasuke was. It was a nightmare.
"Does she ever shut up about the Uchiha?" Ibiki asked
"Not unless you threaten her" Naruto asked "then you may have a good one minutes."
"I'll give you the answers if you shut her up" Ibiki offered Shino
"Haruno" Shino whispered "be quite, or my friends I and will eat you." He allowed his insect to crawl around in a dramatic fashion for extra affect
They all believed he would.
I believed he would.
Not that he'd get much off her many thought there is no meat on her bones
With the answers Naruto quickly blew through the test, minus the tenth answer. Not that it matters he thought. He had already figured out the meaning of the test.
"Alright are you all ready for the final question?" Ibiki asked
The tenth question was a dangerous one. If the decided not to take it then they were disqualified. If they did take it and failed then they wouldn't be able to be promoted. Ever.
The Genin were already leaving the room.
This guy is practically spoon feeding me the fear of failure was intoxicating but it's still not enough. It's nowhere near enough.
"For those who are still here" Ibiki spoke "you...PASS."
As he spoke those words a black cloth broke through the window. It spread out to reveal that it was a sign. It read
The second proctor
The sexy and 'taken' ANKO MITARASHI
"I'm the proctor for the second exam" she spoke "Anko Mitarashi"
"Anko" Ibiki sighed "you're early...again"
"You let so many though this year Ibiki" Anko pointed out "are you getting soft in your old age."
"No but your little friend there" he pointed to Naruto "is a wild shot."
"I know, I'm so proud" she cheered
"Hi Hime" Naruto
"Hi Naru-Chan" she greeted as she moved to sit in his lap "I saw your intro, it was amazing."
"Thank you" he spoke "I aim to please."
"Oh you do Naru-Chan" she purred "you do."
"Before you to begin something you probably won't stop." It was true, they wouldn't "You need to remember you are the second proctor."
"Right" she had forgotten "I want you all to follow me to the next exam spot, we are going to cut the remaining teams in half." Naruto raised his hand to ask a question "yes Naruto, you will be allowed to literally cut people in half."
He dropped his hand
"No I'm not going anywhere with you" Sakura screeched "Not after what you put me and Sasuke-Kun through"
"Naruto" Anko spoke "if you would."
"Everyone, this room has been laced with exploding tags" Naruto spoke "If the blast doesn't kill you the collapsing building will, bye." Both he and Anko went up in smoke.
Everyone looked and saw that the room was indeed laced with explosive tags. Many were wondering the same thing, how did we miss him putting those up? They'll never know and the explosives were set to go off at any second.
Ibiki was the first out the window. He had no doubt in his mind that those explosives were real. The Genin followed soon after.
5...
4...
3...
BOOM!
"OH GOD, HE'S TRYING TO KILL US?" a random Genin shouted
All eyes turned to Naruto. Even Anko had to take a look at the blonde.
"...Naruto" She started "those explosives were real."
"Yep" he answered
"People could have died"
"Unfortunately they didn't" he spoke "but now they'll fear me."
"...You make me so proud."
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