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Chunin Exams: Preliminary
Team 7 had arrived to the tower a few days earlier. They were greeted by Iruka who had and given a lecture. afterwards Naruto had informed him and the Hokage of their encounter with Orochimaru. It was supposed to be kept secret so naturally half of the village would know of it by the end of the day. Naruto had already reapplied his Henge and left his team for better company. Now they were getting ready for the next phase.
"I'm sorry to tell you all this but..." The Hokage spoke but was cut off
"Maybe I (cough) should do (cough) it" Hayate spoke "I am the (cough) proctor for this exam (cough)."
"Fine"
"Alright (cough) there are too (cough) many of you" Hayate spoke "So we are (cough) going to have a (cough) preliminary match, does anyone want to quit now?" Kabuto was the only one who did "Alright, everyone but the one fighting go to the balcony."
-SASUKE VS YOROI
"You should give up" Sasuke spoke "you can't win against an Uchiha."
"We'll see about that." Yoroi stated
Yoroi made the first move. His hands began to glow with chakra.
He charged the Uchiha and grabbed him. It took a while but Sasuke found out what he was doing.
"M-my chakra" he groaned
"That's right"
The Uchiha kicked Yoroi off as hard as he could.
He drew a kunai and took a stance. A stance that angered Naruto.
Dance of the poisoned snake
The blow to Yoroi was fast and ruthless.
"That attack wasn't meant to be lethal unless you let it bleed out" Sasuke spoke "but this is."
Fire style: Fireball Jutsu
The Genin was burnt to ashes.
"Winner, Sasuke Uchiha" Hayate spoke
As Sasuke made his way to the balcony he was stopped. Naruto stood in front of him with barely contained rage.
"Teme" Naruto growled "you had no right..."
"What are you going on about dobe?" Sasuke asked with a smirk
Naruto was only angered further. He grabbed the Uchiha by the neck and lifted him off the ground.
"Naruto, unhand Sasuke" Kakashi ordered
"Baka, you had..." a glare from Naruto shut her up
"Naruto" the Hokage called "please explain yourself."
"That technique Sasuke just half-assed was mine" Naruto spoke "I created it myself"
"Naruto you shouldn't make up lies" Kakashi spoke
"I can vouch for him" Anko spoke "he based it off the style of the poisonous snakes. It's fast and seems easy to ignore, but given time you die from blood loss like poison."
"You should feel honored" Sasuke spoke with arrogance "I found the attack to be worthy, so I made it my own"
Naruto increased the pressure on his hold.
"Naruto stop" the Hokage spoke "I'm sure you don't need to kill him."
"... fine" Naruto mumbled releasing Sasuke "but I'll get even my way"
"That's fine" Hiruzen assured "but not now."
"Come on Sasuke" Kakashi called "we need to deal with that little...problem you have."
-SHINO VS ZAKU
CANON
Shino wins
-KANKURO VS ...STRETCHY GUY
CANON
Kankuro wins
-SAKURA VS INO
CANON
TIE-It was an awful fight
-TEMARI VS TENTEN
CANON
Temari wins
"How was that Naruto-Kun?" Temari asked "Am I one of your Himes yet."
"That was brutal" Naruto spoke "and no."
Temari simply pouted before walking away. She stopped and looked directly at Naruto.
"Mark my words" she stated "I will rub those whiskers."
"Naru-Chan" Anko called in a sickeningly sweet voice "is there something you want to tell me? Maybe about that sand girl."
"N-No Hebi-Hime" he spoke "there is nothing between us."
"Good" she cheered "I was worried four women weren't enough for you."
"FOUR" Kankuro and Kiba shouted
The Hokage and Kankuro experienced a terrible case nose bleeding. Kakashi, who just returned, was having a perverted giggle attack. Hayate and Asuma sent unnoticed glares to the blond. Kiba was shaking in untold rage.
"Your dating the proctor, my sister and two others" Kiba shouted "if I fight you then your dead"
-SHIKAMARU VS KIN
CANON
Shikamaru wins
-NARUTO VS KIBA
"Yes" Kiba shouted "now we can teach this dobe a lesson."
"But I don't want to learn now" Naruto stated
"Wha- shut up and listen" Kiba shouted
"I'm all ear" using Henge Naruto created several large ears in various places of his body.
"...That's gross."
"You just don't understand the power of Henge" Naruto spoke "which is surprising since your sensei is a Genjutsu specialist."
"Forget Genjutsu" Kiba shouted
"Naruto" Anko called "why not show him how well your Henge is"
"Gladly"
Akumaru ran toward Naruto and bit him. All though Akumaru was a small dog he had powerful bite. It didn't help that there was chakra mixed in his teeth. Good thing Naruto had a high pain tolerance.
"Ah heel, heel" Naruto shouted as he jumped around on one leg "how would you like a case of seven year itch bone breath?" Naruto Henged into a man sized orange flea "You'll free the flea"
He began chasing Akumaru across the arena. It was actually pretty funny and disgusting at the same time.
It lasted until Kiba through a powder substance into his face. Whatever it was it caused a burning sensation to Naruto's face.
"What was that?" Naruto asked in his human form
"Flea powder" Kiba answered "when you live with dogs you learn to keep prepared." It was true "Now come on, I'll show you why I'm top dog around here"
"You know" Naruto spoke tightening his blindfold "I've always been a cool cat" he Henged into a man sized orange tom cat "but baby, look at meow"
The cat ran toward Kiba. The feline delivered scratch after scratch at Kiba who was barely able to dodge.
Kiba knew he was in trouble. He needed some space.
"Akumaru" he called
The dogs ran behind that cat Naruto and did something insane. He bit Naruto's tail with a chakra infused bite.
This caused Naruto to jump straight to the ceiling in pain. It didn't help his image that Akumaru was barking at him while running in circles.
Like a cat and dog.
Now everyone was laughing at him.
He began to shake in rage.
Naruto didn't like to be laughed at.
So he undid his blindfold.
An unnatural chill silenced all of the laughing. The walls all became black and seemed to close in on everyone in the room. From the unnatural darkness a untold number of giant glowing fox like eyes glared.
The Henge he was wearing hadn't been undone but altered.
Now he was in his half man half Kyuubi form. The same one he had taken on the bridge, right before slaughtering the bandits. His eyes glared into Kiba and Akumaru with great rage. He gave a mighty roar and with great speed he stood before the two.
Using one tail he grabbed Akumaru and began squeezing.
Five others latched unto Kiba. One on each limb and one on his neck.
The tails on Kiba's limbs began pulling in opposite directions. The one on his neck pulled as well as squeezed.
"Who's laughing now?" he growled "who's laughing now?"
"Naruto" Kurenai called "stop this instant."
Naruto released both Kiba and Akumaru who were struggling to breath. He also undid the illusion he had on the area and himself.
He couldn't meet Kurenai's gaze. For him, disappointing any of his Hime was too great a shame. It didn't help that he had put his blindfold back on.
"Oh I'm not mad at you" she assured "but how will Hana feel if you hurt Kiba too badly?"
"Sensei?" Kiba couldn't believe what he was hearing "You're one of them too aren't you? That's why you always smell like foxes, you're dating Naruto as well."
"Well-I" She didn't like the gazes she was getting "Naruto finish the match" she couldn't meet the gaze Hinata was giving her.
"I will not lose to this dobe" Kiba shouted "He actually thinks he's worthy of my sister" he continued "I am tired of them keeping the clan up all night when he visits her" this brought out some blushes and nose bleeds "and mom only encourages it so she can get some grand pups."
"Kiba" Ino called "check your kunai pouch"
"What, why?"
"If you want the Baka to really suffer" she stated "show him what's in it."
"Fine" Kiba did want him to hurt.
When he reached into his pocket he pulled out a few pictures. As he examined them he couldn't help but smirk. These would give him what he wanted, with interest.
"Hey Baka" Ino called "you should take a look at them as well."
Kiba tossed the pictures into the air and let them scatter. Everyone saw the pictures
"Kiba" Kurenai growled "you fool"
"Naruto-Kun..."
As Naruto examined them he felt a cold hand grab his heart.
On each picture was a different one of his Himes. They each were with different man.
Anko with Iruka
Asuma and Kurenai
Yugao and Hayate
"Well dobe" Kiba spoke "anything to say?"
Everyone watched as the blond calmly walked towards Kiba.
Naruto delivered a devastating punch to Kiba's face. The blow most obviously broke his nose but that wasn't all. The force behind it sent Kiba sailing into the wall across the arena. On impact Kiba became lodged in to the wall and created a crater .
Naruto wasn't done.
The blond began to deliver punch after punch to Kiba's face. Each one digging Kiba further into the wall. Each one drawing more and more blood from the dog user.
Kiba was beginning to fall unconscious.
Naruto wasn't going to have that.
He punched Kiba in the gut. The blow forced him awake for the continued punishment. It also caused him to double over and spit out both blood and vomit.
He weakly looked at Naruto and regretted it.
What he saw wasn't the blond he ridiculed.
What he saw was a pair of crimson red eyes that made him afraid.
Naruto glared into Kiba's eyes with such intensity that he nearly fainted again. As Kiba stared, he caught a glimpse of Naruto's Fox Glare technique.
Kiba gave a horrible scream. What Naruto showed him was so full of his anger that it was maddening.
Naruto delivered one final punch to Kiba, silencing him.
This time he could fall unconscious.
No one could believe what they saw, especially coming from Naruto. That was one of the most savage beating they had seen. It wasn't even a real fight, or even just a beating.
It was punishment.
"N-Naruto" Anko called
"Is it true?" he asked them
They wanted to say no. But they couldn't lie, not to Naruto.
"Yes" Anko and Kurenai answered
He looked to the cat masked ANBU.
She nodded her head.
"Why didn't you tell me?" he asked "Why did you lead me on?"
"Don't feel bad" Asuma spoke "you can at least say you went all the way with the ice queens" he continued "and on the first date on the same night."
"...You chose him over me?" he asked Kurenai, she wouldn't meet his blindfolded gaze.
"Well (cough) you are just (cough) a kid" Hayate spoke
"And your half dead" Naruto stated getting a glare from Hayate "what's your point?"
"Listen you little..." Hayate just barely stopped himself
"Say it" Naruto ordered "I want you to say it"
Hayate didn't know what came over him.
But he said it
"Demon" he shouted "you demon"
"You broke the Third's law" Naruto stated undoing the cloth "punishable by death"
"Hayate" ANBU dressed Yugao called "don't look into his eyes."
Too late
Shin no ippou: Stage 2
This stage was the one Naruto thought was the cruelest. In an average battle he wouldn't use it. Now he just didn't care, he wanted this fool to suffer. It literally froze a persons lungs with fear.
Hayate couldn't breath. He was literally suffocating from fear. He fell to the ground gasping for the air his sick lungs were denied.
He couldn't turned his terrified gaze from Naruto. It became obvious to everyone why Hayate couldn't breath.
Naruto's Henge ended and everyone saw what he really looked like. No longer was he the orange wearing buffoon. Now he was a blood red wearing Shinobi.
"It hurts, doesn't it?" Naruto asked "to feel those diseased lungs of your being denied air" he spoke "to feel them burn with each passing second, begging for an end" he then lowered his voice "one way or another."
Everyone was shocked at what they saw. They couldn't believe the cruelty Naruto was showing.
"Naruto, please stop" Yugao begged
Her please fell on death ears as he watched him squirm
Asuma decided to step in and end it.
"Stand down kid" he warned "or I'll have to take you down" Naruto wasn't listening "Look, I know how you feel kid, but you can't do this to a fellow Shinobi"
"You know how I feel?" Naruto asked
"Ye..."
"You know nothing on how I feel" Naruto stated "I despise you both so intensely that I can't tell if my vision is blurry from my broken heart or my unforgiving rage." everyone could feel both in his voice "Once I'm done with Hayate, I will gut you with an honest to Kami smile on my face."
"Let's just end this" Asuma stated
Naruto raised his sword so that it reflected his eyes
Shin no ippou: stage 3
He felt the power begin to surge through him.
"No" Anko and Kurenai shouted
They needed to act if they were to save their men.
String Bean Binding Illusion
Kurenai used this to restrict his movements.
Striking Shadow snakes
Anko used this to separate Naruto from his sword.
Dance of the Crescent Moon
Yugao split into three clones and performed the dance, there were three blades pointed to his vital areas by Yugao. They stopped short of piercing the skin.
"Himes..." he couldn't believe what was happening
"Don't call us that!" Yugao snapped
"How could you do that?" Anko asked "after you promised me."
"I'm so ashamed of you Naruto" Kurenai stated
This was really happening. His Himes were turning on him, for another man each.
"Naruto" Hiruzen called in an empty tone "he is my son"
They watched as the Naruto before them faded away. He reappeared in the balcony with a blank look on his face.
"Look at you two, Jounin wasted and gasping for air" he spoke to Asuma and Hayate "but you don't go yet, when your very lives are broken around you" he lowered his voice "then you have my permission to die, so for now stand."
Hayate and Asuma were finally regaining their breaths.
"I was a fool to think you three were any different in the end" he stated to his Himes
Once again Naruto faded out of existence.
This time he didn't reappear in the room.
"You just had to teach him of all people the a camouflage Jutsu?" Kakashi asked "We'll be lucky to ever find him."
When Naruto didn't want to be found, he wouldn't be. All of his years living in the village made sure he learned to be stealthy. If possible, this would only make it harder.
"Hey what's that?" Ino asked pointing to the arena
It was a scroll.
It was obvious who left it. That was why no one wanted to open it, especially his former Himes.
"Fine" Hiruzen stated "I'll open it"
Shadow Clone Jutsu
"What, don't any of you look at me like that" he ordered "this is Naruto"
He wasn't really going near that thing.
The clone opened it and revealed a letter.
Dear Hime
I want you all to know how much I love you. I know that I don't deserve any of you, but I will do my best to make you happy. Without any of you I would be nothing. It is you four that keep me whole. You four keep me from giving in to my furry tenant. Without any of you, I would have no purpose. If I were to lose you, I would just give up. If any of you were to die, then I would die right along side you.
I would happily follow any of you to hell if it made you happy.
There was a seal on the one designated to Anko. When she saw what was in it her heart nearly stopped. It was the severed hand of the one she hated the most. It was the severed hand of Orochimaru.
I know I couldn't beat him, but I will. I will free you from that curse he left you.
Even if it costs me my life.
The snake mistress was in tears. All of them were in tears. They had broken the hearts of someone who had loved them. Naruto, who had never known love, just stated that would happily die for any of them.
Naruto never lied.
P.S. If you aren't one of my Himes and are reading this then (As a tribute to Anko)...
DODGE!
The Hokage's clone was greeted to a face full of kunai. At the end of each kunai was a high powered explosive note that detonated on contact.
That was a little... extreme many thought
Good thing I used my clone the Hokage though
"What have we done?" they asked themselves
"You've just done something not even the villager could" Hiruzen spoke "you just broke Naruto's spirit, something many thought impossible."
"What happens now?"
"That's the main question isn't it?" Hiruzen asked "and what will he do now?"
That was the real question. Naruto was a Gen/Kenjutsu genius. He had near limitless Chakra and stamina to match. There was also the giant demon sealed in his stomach.
I KNOW MANY OF YOU WERE WAITING FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, I FELT I DIDN'T MAKE IT... EPIC ENOUGH.
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