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Council

"I have gathered you all to discuss some important matters" the Third spoke "matter concerning the myself, the village and" he hated this part "Naruto."

"Kill the demon"

"He should be banished."

"Silence" Sarutobi growled in a low voice "He will not be executed or banished" he turned to the door "come in."

Naruto walked in with confidence the council hated, a fox on his head. He made his way toward the Hokage and bowed. He turned to the council.

"Alright, let's get this over with." Naruto spoke

"You brat" a fat civilian shouted "you will show us respect."

"Respect is earned" Naruto snapped "not given from simple names or titles."

"We are the council, we stand ab..."

"Yeah yeah" Naruto out loud "here is the new pecking order" he pointed to them "it goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, that guy in the bandages" Danzo "Tsume-San, the Hokage" then himself "then me, any questions?"

"You demon, I..."

A kunai was lodged into his skull.

"What, he broke the Third's law."

"Now that we have gotten that out of the way" the Hokage sighed "it's time we got to business."

"Yes" one of the elders spoke "it has come to our attention that you have abilities not taught by your Sensei and gave village secrets to Kumo."

"I didn't give Kumo anything" Naruto stated "I traded with them"

"And what did you trade?" Hiashi asked, having a good idea. "And what did you receive?

"I traded the eyes of Neji Hyuga" Naruto answered earning a volley of shouts "for one of the four treasures of the Rikidou himself." that silenced them.

"Y-YOU LIE" one Sakira Haruno shouted "THE SAGES WEAPONS WOULDN'T BE TRADED FOR EYES THAT WON'T WORK!"

"...Are you related to Sakura Haruno?" Naruto asked

"SHE IS MY DAUGHTER!"

"...I see where she gets her voice from" he stated earning a laugh from many "You are right, they wouldn't trade them for that, so I fixed them."

"Impossible" Hiashi stated "Once the Cage Bird seal is on a placed Branch member it destroys the eyes if removed." he was so sure "No amount of medical Chakra could heal them."

"Who said anything about medical Chakra?" Naruto asked "I'm talking about medical blood."

"Medical blood?" Danzo asked what else is he capable of?

"My blood has near healing properties" Naruto stated "How do you think I survived those beatings as a child with know mark?" No one answered but they thought the same the demon "Because of that Kumo can experiment with a healthy pair of eyes."

The civilian side of council began ranting that the demon should be killed for giving Village secrets. The Shinobi side that hated him began yelling on harvesting his blood.

"Shut up or I'll turn you all into a trees." Naruto stated, they heard what happened

"So they can restore blindness?" Danzo asked "What else can they do, what are the limits?" he needed to know how far the boy could take Konoha.

"I can heal nearly anything if I put enough blood to it." Naruto stated "I would offer to heal you as thanks but I think you want to keep them."

Danzo nodded.

"Brat" Sakira called "What treasure did you get and where is it?"

"It was the Banana Palm Fan" he answered "I have it sealed into my new sword." he held the weapon for them to see "Now all of it's power is in here."

"Then we the council demand that you hand the fan over" Sakira shouted "and the Kusanagi blade you stole from Orochimaru." the civilians agreed "Sasuke could use it more than you."

"No"

"WE THE COUNCIL..."

"I will eat you" Naruto stated feeling the room with fear "I will use Akimichi seasoning, roast you and then eat you."

Silence works every time

"These swords are mine, understand?" he glared at the civilians "The only way to get these are through my cold, dead and un-moving corpse." he increased the glare "You're all welcome to try but know this" he increased the fear "I will come at you with razor blades and lemon juice, rotten lemon juice."

"Bra-Naruto-San" Hiashi spoke "could your blood heal Neji?"

"It could" he answered "but I won't allow it, not with my blood."

"Why are you leaving him like that?" Hiashi asked "He is a great Hyuga and could help the clan and he means nothing to you."

"For Hinata" he answered "I have no romantic feelings for her but what he did was below even trash." he looked the civilians in the eyes "Turning on a family member who has never done him wrong, all she wanted was his love." he looked to Hiruzen "How could I do anything less."

"I have received a few complaints" Sakura's mother shouted "it seems that this... brat has been tormenting my daughter and Sasuke-Sama with death threats since their first C-Rank mission."

"I have" Naruto admitted

"See" another civilian shouted "kill the..."

"SILENCE" Tsume shouted "please explain Naruto-Kun."

"The Uchiha demanded my secrets and then Sakura attacked me when I refused." Naruto answered "I was within my rights to defend myself as I see fit."

It was true.

"Where did you learn these techniques from" Inoichi asked "I was under the impression that Kakashi was focused on the Uchiha."

"I was trained by the Ice Queens of Konoha" Naruto answered blankly

"There have been accusations that your relationship with them have" the Nara clan head looked for the right words "troublesome."

"They were my Himes" Naruto admitted "they were everything to me."

"You say that in past tense" the Nara stated "what happened?"

"Your son" he looked to Tsume "and your daughter" to Inoichi.

"Naruto-San" Inoichi called "I would like to apologize for my daughter."

"Naruto-Kun" Tsume spoke "I must apologize for my son and daughter as well."

"I already got even with him" Naruto stated to Tsume before turning to Inoichi "she helped show me who I was dealing with." he smiled happily "Now I have my new Himes."

"Yes, your Himes" Sakira stated "we believe that they should be given to the Uchiha" the civilians agreed "We can interrogate them for all they know and..."

"You will do nothing" Naruto stated in a tone that could melt ice "If you do, I will make leave you as nothing more than a broken husk."

"Listen here demon..."

"I am no demon" Naruto stated "one of my Himes may be one, but I was not lucky enough" he sighed "I was born a simple human."

"What do you mean by that?" the Nara clan head asked on edge, as was everyone else

"My Kitsu-Hime" Naruto answered "is the Kyuubi herself."

"Impossible" one civilian shouted "you are the Kyuubi!"

"I've had enough of this" the fox spoke scaring the council "Naruto-Kun is not me" the fox jumped and took a human form "I am the Kyuubi, any questions?"

"No way are you the Kyuubi" a stupid civilian shouted "you're a woman, everyone knows that the nine demons are gender-less" many agreed "or at least male." fewer agreed.

"I see" she stated "Naruto?"

"Go right ahead my Hime" Naruto encouraged

Kyuubi walked toward the man and grabbed him by the neck. In a flashy display, her body was engulfed in a bright flame. Once the fire dispersed the council and Hokage held their breath. Behind her flowed nine glorious tails and on her head, two fox like ears.

She raised a claw like nail.

"Like Naruto" she stated "my Chakra is toxic" the claw began glowing red "but mine is more... potent." she waved it in his face "If I scratch you with this, then that part will erode away." she smirked "Should I do it, what part should it be?"

"Kyuubi-San" the Hokage called "we need some of the civilian council alive"

"Can I still kill this guy?" she asked

"...Ye-No" he answered

Dropping the man she faced Naruto.

"We're going to set the training field up for your new sword style." with a kiss she was off

"New style?" Tsume asked trying to be friendly "I was told you were training in two styles" she spoke "three already, you must...

"Tsume-San, I know what your trying to do" Naruto stated "I won't seek revenge on your daughter."

"What about my son?" she asked

"Or mine?" Hiruzen asked

"And my daughter Naruto?" Inoichi asked

Naruto didn't answer

"What's this new one?" Danzo asked "it must be good if you let Orochimaru go."

"Danzo" the Hokage growled, How did he know what happened? Before he could ask Sakira spoke

"YOU LET AN S-RANK ENEMY OF THE LEAF ESCAPE!" Sakira shouted more than asked "OVER A SIMPLE SCROLL?" many were just as angered "WHAT SWORD STYLE COULD BE WORTH THAT?"

"My mothers" he answered calmly, a little too calmly

"Naruto" Hiruzen called "stay calm"

"I am calm" Naruto answered

"Your mother?" Sakira asked "what two bit whore spread her legs to give birth to you?"

Instead of getting angry like many expected, he put on a smile. The same smile he wore while fighting Neji. Only the Shinobi were able to notice it.

"Naruto" Sarutobi called

"I'm calm" Naruto repeated "I'm like the honey badger" he stated "I don't give a shit."

"Well that's..."

"But" Naruto continued "If I hear anyone badmouth my mother" the room became cold "I'll hunt you assholes down and feed you your own genitals." they backed up in fright "I don't care if your mother's there, your grandmother, innocent bystanders, little kids, baby-sitters, bill collectors. I'll leave the whole area with cold fear and hot with piss if I have to, do you know why?"

Silence

"BECAUSE I. JUST. DON'T. GIVE. A. FUCK!"

"...You've been taking lessons from Tayuya, haven't you?" Hiruzen asked

He wouldn't meet the Hokage's gaze.

"Naruto" Tsume spoke "who is your mother?" she had an idea

"Kushina Uzumaki" he answered "I'm sure you've heard of her."

The entire council went silent, they all knew who Kushina was. She was one of the most skilled and powerful Kunoichi in history. Her skill with the sword was said to have matched the Seven swordsmen of the Mist. If she was alive then many would have believed her equal to the Sannin themselves.

Naruto with that skill... many shuddered at the very thought alone.

"As her son" Hiruzen spoke "he will inherit everything of hers." he glared at the council "That means, even the Uzumaki bank account."

"Naruto" Tsume spoke "I was very close friends with Kushina, I could tell you about her."

"I would like that" he gave her a sincere smile

"We shouldn't allow him that style" someone shouted "what if he seeks revenge?"

"If you hadn't wronged me, then you have nothing to fear." Naruto stated "Are you saying that you've wronged me?"

Silence

"Hokage-Sama" Naruto spoke in a mocking tone "you still haven't told me why you tried to deny me my mothers style."

"I was trying to protect you." the Hokage spoke

"I call bull shit" Naruto stated "I was beaten and tortured so many times that only a Ninja can cause me pain." he growled "You call that protection."

"It was for your own good" he tried to reason "your mother made a lot of enemies."

"If I had her style I could have protected myself" Naruto stated "I would have done everything to master her style."

"Exactly" the Hokage snapped "you would have, that's the problem." he reasoned "That would have gained to much attention from her enemies in and out of the village." he calmed himself "You probably would have been used as a political tool or ended up like Sasuke Uchiha."

"...It's only because of the Uchiha part I'm not going off the deep end."

"Naruto" the Aburame clan head spoke "how were you able to use the Izanagi?" he asked "It's an Uchiha bloodline technique."

"My bloodline gives me the ability to use any Genjutsu" Naruto answered "I can actually collect fear and become more powerful without limit."

"Lies, Kushina never had a bloodline."

"Mothers aren't the only ones that can pass on a bloodline" Naruto stated

"I've never heard of that bloodline" the Nara spoke

"You wouldn't have" Naruto stated "I am the second human to posses it." he smiled at the council "It was given to me by Kyuu-Chan"

"THAT DEMON CAN GIVE BLOODLINES?" Sakira shouted "WE SHOULD MAKE HER..."

"MAKE HER WHAT HARUNO?" Naruto asked "Maker her what?" She was silenced under his blindfolded gaze. Everyone went silent at the intense hatred in his voice "Have you forgotten who my Hime is, she is the Kyuubi." the all paled "If she were to attack then Konoha would be screwed and I'd be behind her all the way."

"But... she's the reason why your hated" one of the elders spoke, this earned her a glare

"No, she isn't" Naruto stated "I am hated because people blamed me for her actions." they looked away "They couldn't see the difference between the kunai and the scroll."

"Why are you defending her?" a civilian asked "she's unholy?"

"Unholy you say?" Naruto asked

He opened his jacked and ripped his shirt, it didn't show skin. Instead it showed an endless abyss of horrors even dreams couldn't make. The screams of terror that filled the room would forever be remembered. Even the ever stoic Hyuga and Aburame clan head'd couldn't keep silent, Danzo and Hiruzen were no different either. There screams mixed well with the others as they cried out for their moms to make the bad things go away.

Not soon enough, Naruto closed his cloths. He sealed the nightmare away

For now.

"Anything else?" Naruto asked

"T-the horror" Danzo wailed "the horror."

"Where... where does your food go?" the Hyuga asked

"I-it explains the unholy amount of ramen he eats?" Hiruzen stated

"Unholy?" Naruto asked

The nightmare had returned.

"STOP THAT!" Hiruzen ordered I can't take much more of this

The nightmare was gone.

The council stared at Naruto, too afraid to speak.

"Naruto, could you show us the bloodline?"

"What do you want to see?" Naruto asked "I could show you wonders only seen in your dreams or horrors of your worst nightmare." he offered "I could give you whatever you want or take it away."

"Naruto" Hiruzen asked "could you show a..."

"I got it" he shouted cutting the Hokage off. "Old man, after this you can consider yourself forgiven." Naruto undid his blindfold and gazed into Hiruzen's eyes, he found what he was searching for. "I am sorry."

"Monkey-Kun" a sweet voice called

The entire council turned to the voice and gasped at the sight, a woman. She was beautiful in a motherly way. She looked kind, but had a firm gaze in her eyes.

"Take her away" Hiruzen pleaded "I beg you Naruto, please, take her away."

Naruto knew that whoever this woman was, she was precious to him. He loved to mess with a person's fear, never their heart.

"I'm am sorry" Naruto repeated "who is she?"

"You beast" Sakira shouted "that is Biwako Sarutobi" she stated "late wife of the Third Hokage."

"I want to know Monkey-Kun" Biwako spoke "Why did I have to die among strangers, where were you when I was being killed." she whispered "I called for you, you didn't come to save me." she sobbed "You promised to always protect me..."

"You never needed protection" he spoke through tears "you were a strong woman." he stood straight "You never feared death, you were a Kunoichi a soldier."

"Your damn right I was" she spoke in a tone only he knew "so stop sulking and be who you were." she ordered "Your the Hokage, not some spineless full, so act like it."

"Yes dear"

And like that she was gone.

"Naruto" Hiruzen spoke "I believe it's time to get down to our last bit of business."

"He should be put on the CRA" Danzo stated

"I accept" Naruto spoke "on the conditions that I choose my wives."

"Done"

"Naruto" Sarutobi spoke "you are here by promoted to Chunin."

"Only Chunin" Naruto asked

"I would have pushed for Jounin but you need more experience."

"...Fine" I know when I'm beaten

"And lastly" Hiruzen spoke "I am retiring, I've been at this too long." he admitted earning a gasp "It's time I give the position up, I've decided to give it to my old student."

"Jiraiya?" someone asked

"NO!" the female shouted

"Don't worry ladies" Naruto soothed "he won't be peeking anytime soon."

"Naruto" Sarutobi spoke "what did you do to my student?"

"I caught him peeking on my Himes" Naruto stated "I had to... punish him."

"I am sending Jiraiya Naruto to retrieve Tsunade" Hiruzen spoke "she will be given the title."

"Your sending a Genin...?"

"Chunin" Naruto corrected

"A Chunin that seduced two foreign Kunoichi and now posses two powerful weapons." Hiruzen spoke "Beat the one tail demon after a match with a true Hyuga prodigy." he continued "Beat Orochimaru and his elite Shinobi along with two of the reanimated Hokages." he looked at the council "All in the time span of a single hour."

They stayed silent.

"What if she doesn't come willingly?" Naruto asked

"I leave it in your capable hands." Hiruzen spoke "Dismissed."

"Come on Tsume-Chan" Naruto spoke "I want to hear about my mom, say over ramen."

"But I hate Ramen."

"DODGE!"

Naruto tackled her out of the way as a thin snake-like object moved toward her.

"What is that?" someone asked

"You shouldn't have insulted ramen" Naruto stated "now it's out for revenge."

"KILL IT WITH FIRE"

"You can't kill ramen" Naruto stated

"Then what do we do?"

"DODGE!"

And dodge they did.

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