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REVENGE!

The Hokage's office was full of twelve Shinobi and the former Hokage. They were the remains of Team 7, Kiba, Ino, the former Himes and their men.

"You Shinobi have been summoned to pay for past crimes." Tsunade spoke

"What crimes?" Ino asked

"Team 7: you two have attempted to sabotage a fellow Shinobi." No names were needed.

"Hn. He's a dobe"

"He's a Baka"

"You say something?"

"Asuma Sarutobi: countless of sexual harassment" every female and his father glared at him "your record is second only to Jiraiya's."

"I...uh...well..." he had nothing to say.

"Kiba Inuzuka: Destroying property during your clan's man hunt for Naruto."

"He kept us up all night!" Kiba shouted

"Ino Yamanaka: Interfering with a match during the Chunin exams."

"But he got me in trouble with daddy." she whined.

"Iruka Umino: several counts of coming to work drunk" everyone had a shocked look on their face.

"Iruka?" Anko asked, This is my innocent Iruka?

"Don't you all look at me like that" he spoke "some of the kids idolized Naruto and now hate me." he explained "I'm just under a lot of stress, hell Naruto is training some of them."

"Hayate Gekko: Breaking the Third's law during the Chunin exams."

"I have an (cough) excuse." he quickly answered

"Yes" Tsunade spoke sarcastically "the demon made you do it, we heard it all before."

"What about us Hokage-Sama?" Yugao asked "What are our crimes?"

"You four have large records of assault on men" Tsunade spoke

"They were perverts!" they countered as one.

"I know and I approve your actions" Tsunade said shocking them "you just made one mistake."

"Which is?"

"You four got caught." Hiruzen answered "Castrated men tend to hold a grudge."

"What are our punishments?" Ino asked

"Pay a fine for everyone you assaulted, or..."

"Or?"

"Since these crimes co-exist with the same person it's simple" Tsunade had an oddly familiar smirk "You all will have to get Naruto to accept your apology."

"So we're paying a fine." Hayate spoke

"No, they'll pay a fine" Sarutobi corrected "you'd be executed."

"Hokage-Sama, this is completely unfair!" Kurenai shouted "You are abusing your power."

"What do you mean?" Tsunade asked calmly.

"Your setting it up so Naruto can have payback." Hana stated "There's no way he'd accept our apology."

"I am just helping a loyal Shinobi of the leaf gain more power." Tsunade corrected angrily. Something that you should have done she though as she glared at Kakashi "It just happens that there are certain people in need of punishment for past crimes."

"There is a way to get the apology" Tsunade spoke after she calmed herself "it was an idea by Naruto."

They began to pale.

"W-what would we have to do?" Ino asked

"Sign this" she produce a scroll "it says that for one hour, Naruto can have his revenge in any way." they paled even further "As long as he doesn't kill or cripple you, everything is free game." she continued "You will be able to try and defend yourself but..."

"So do we pay to you directly or..." Kurenai asked cutting her off.

"Kurenai" Kakashi called cutting her off as well "your passing up a free ticket?"

"Cyclopes, he will do things that make our assaults on perverts look pretty." Anko stated "We've actually updated some of our interrogation methods using his ideas."

"Even Ibiki found those cruel." Hiruzen mumbled to himself.

"Some of us don't have a choice." Hayate stated, he signed.

"I need my smoke money." Asuma stated, he signed.

"If I can' drink then I can't teach." Iruka stated he signed.

"I don't fear the Dobe" Sasuke stated "I can take whatever he's got." he signed.

"If Sasuke-Kun goes, then so do I." Sakura shouted, she signed.

"I won't let fore-head one up me." Ino stated, she signed.

"I can't let two girls be tougher than me" Kiba stated, he signed.

"I could teach Naruto a thing or two." Kakashi stated, he signed.

"I'm paying the fine" the Mistresses spoke as one.

"Since you four knew Naruto better then the ones who signed" Hiruzen spoke "any advice for them?"

"Yes."

"First we recommend pissing yourselves..." Hana started

"Then praying to whoever you believe in..." Kurenai continued

"Then kissing your asses goodbye." Anko finished

"I'm not afraid of the Dobe" Sasuke stated

"None of us are." Asuma spoke

Tsunade leaned forward with Hiruzen as one they spoke

"You should be" they whispered "and you will."

Naruto had never felt this good.

Not when he became a Shinobi.

Not when he gained his first batch of Himes.

Not when he gained his power.

There was only one thing that ever rivaled the happiness he was feeling. It was pain, the pain of betrayal and heartbreak. The one he felt that made him want to end his life.

He was currently making his way toward his destination, the Shinobi academy.

Now he only had to wait.

News of the deal had spread all across the village. Everyone was present as the Shinobi made their way to the destination, the academy. Both Shinobi and civilian, young and old.

The Mistresses were the only ones not to sign. They knew what Naruto could do, they trained him after all.

"There go some foolish souls" one shouted

"Dead men walking" Zabuza stated

That is what they have been hearing since they left the Hokage's office. They have had enough.

"Enough!" Kiba shouted

"We (cough) are Konoha's elites!" Hayate shouted

"There is noway the Dobe can defeat any of us." Sasuke shouted

They arrived to the academy, the Konohamaru corps. stood in front of the entrance.

"Abandon all hope" they spoke eerily low and as one "ye who enter here."

"That's not reassuring." Ino whimpered

"Don't tell me your scared."

"N-noway" Ino shouted

"You should be" the corps. spoke again "and you will."

They entered the academy.

"Are they in?" Jiraiya asked

"Yes" Tsunade answered

"So your sure you can get him to drop the Genjutsu for me if I do this for you?" he asked. He had found out about it when he realized no one else could see it.

"Yes, now do it you pervert." Tsunade ordered

Perverted style: Wide spread peeping

Now everyone in the village would be able to see what was happening in the academy.

I KNOW IT'S SHORT BUT THEN I THOUGHT, WHY SHOULD I HAVE ALL THE FUN.

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CLOSE 3/29/13

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