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Naruto vs. Mistresses Round 2

"So you challenge me huh?" Naruto asked "I accept."

"Well then none of those abilities Kyuubi enhanced you with." Hana ordered "You've become like the Uchiha, we want to see what you can do without it."

Naruto didn't like the jab but had to agree. He had become very reliant on the gift.

"Okay, if you wager you titles." Naruto stated.

"What could you possibly want with our titles?" Kurenai asked.

"Let's begin" Naruto stated before they could prepare.

The Mistresses began to spread out around Naruto.

"Looks like we need to give you a hard and thorough lesson." Anko said as she licked her kunai.

Naruto ran forward and clashed swords with Yugao. The Jounin and Chunin were locked in a power struggle.

Clang!

Izanami

"W-what the hell was that?" Kurenai asked feeling something off.

It was interrupted by Anko who through several kunai at the young ninja. Naruto kicked Yugao in the side before he jumped and rolled to the side. As Naruto stood, he began to deflect each one. Anko, however was far from out of kunai.

"All those times you through these at me are paying off Sensei." Naruto mocked.

As he continued to deflect, he ninja senses kicked in. He noticed that Hana's chakra was right behind him.

Naruto turned and aimed his elemental sword straight toward her. A thin but strong stream of fire made it's way toward her. Hana barely had time to duck, slightly singeing her hair.

I need some space He thought.

He jumped back and threw a kunai with an explosive tag. The Kunoichi saw his act and smirked a bit on the inside.

We just need to keep pushing him They thought.

Hana threw a smoke grenade. They knew it wouldn't block his Chakra senses, but it would distract him.

Striking Shadow Snakes

A single snake wrapped itself around Naruto's legs binding him. It was Naruto's turn to smirk, but he didn't hide it.

"Whoa snake!"

The snake tensed up before releasing Naruto. It turned to a new target, Anko. It wrapped around her before she or anyone knew what was happening.

"W-wait, what the hell!" Anko exclaimed "You can control my snakes?"

"No." Naruto answered as he raised his sword and prepared to strike Anko. "It just knows better, all snakes know better."

As Naruto drew his sword his body froze in place. It took him one second to realize what happened. A paralysis Jutsu He thought. It took him another second to break it.

In those two seconds Kurenai was able to draw a kunai and throw it. It pierced through Naruto's wrist forcing him to drop the Kusanagi. Even with his pain tolerance it hurt.

It still wasn't enough, he thought as he jumped back while drawing the elemental sword. He needed more space. He couldn't keep track of them all, even with his sensory.

The Kunoichi knew this, they continued to press the attack.

Hana first throwing a punch Naruto couldn't block. Now open Yugao grabbed his hand holding the weapon and twisted it over her shoulder forcing him to release. With more pressure she flipped him over her shoulder and painfully into the ground.

He attempted to stand but they didn't give him a moments rest. They delivered blow after blow to the dizzy blonde.

Enough of this He thought.

Flower petal escape

Naruto scattered into a swarm of black flower petals. Had the Kunoichi been watching they would have noticed his swords scatter into petals as well.

"Damn it!" Anko shouted in frustration "This is getting us nowhere!"

"What should we do?" Hana asked, she got torture advise from Anko.

Her question went unanswered by both Yugao and Kurenai. When the two kunoichi realized they were being stared at they focused.

"Something on your minds?" Anko asked

"I was just thinking of how well he used his escape." Kurenai answered "I couldn't follow him."

"I'm also impressed at how he stood his own with his Kenjutsu." Yugao admitted "I was going all out."

Anko could only look at the two kunoichi in disbelief. She couldn't believe that they were commenting on his skills at a time like this. Even if he did put fear into my snakes. She thought too her self.

"I know that look." Hana stated as she watched Anko "You're feeling pride in your student."

"Well..."Anko trailed off before admitting "The scared snake was a nice touch."

"Tell me." Hana begged "What's it like?"

"It's one of the greatest feelings in the world." Anko answered without thinking "Knowing that you helped in making some one become better." She continued "Few things rival it."

She would have continued had Kurenai not jabbed her in the sides. When she looked to see the reason why, she saw a very depressed kunoichi.

Hana was crouched over making circles in the ground. The storm cloud over her head raged with her depression.

"Didn't know anyone could be that emo but the Uchiha."

"Must be nice" Hana mumbled "being able to appreciate what you taught."

The three kunoichi could only stare in awkward silence.

Damn Naruto cursed They're tougher than I thought. He could only chuckle at it, he had underestimated them. At best they're each high Chunin, but in their own specialty their high Jounin.

He needed a strategy.

What can I do, best them.

No.

Separate them and pick them off one by one?

Maybe.

Get help? Maybe the Ramen monster?

No.

Use flirting as a distraction?

HELL NO!

Piss them off till they go berserk?

No.

I could...

Wait, go back to that last one.

Pissing them off?

Yeah, do you have anything that could piss off four women.

.

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.

A dark smile crept onto Naruto's face.

PERFECT PLACE FOR CLIFFHANGER.

BUT I WON'T

Women: I STRONGLY apologize for what happens next.

The kunoichi were preparing for Naruto counter attack.

"Well what do we have here?" Naruto asked "A waffle house of bitches." He stated "So who's going to put on the maid outfit and serve me?"

The women could only stare in belief.

"He did not just..."

"Oh I believe I did." Naruto stated

"You really suck Naruto." Hana growled.

"No, you four do. Very well I might add." Naruto corrected "I lick remember. And by the way you four acted even better."

The kunoichi turned red with both anger and embarrassment. It's true They admitted.

Hana had had enough and charged Naruto, the blond was prepared.

Naruto reached behind his back and waited as Hana drew closer. The kunoichi was prepared for a kunai or something like that. What Naruto drew made her stop two feet away.

A rolled up newspaper.

Raising it high, he brought it down on her head. "Bad dog!" The blow itself didn't hurt her, just her pride. The shock and disbelief was enough to stun the four kunoichi, the audience and the readers.

Thankfully Naruto wasn't done.

Shooting his leg out he knocked Hana to the ground. "Sit." He delivered a powerful kick into the side of Hana's side knocking her over. "Roll over." He raised his swords high over his head. "Play dead."

He brought it down.

Hana, fell over lifeless.

"Naruto, you bastard." Kurenai was the first to snap out of the shock. Right into a feminine rage. Like a bull seeing red she charged.

Naruto gave a weak chuckle. "What's wrong Sensei?" He asked mockingly "I thought you said Genjutsu specialists shouldn't charge into a fight."

"Don't you mock me!" She shouted.

Although Kurenai was a Jounin level Shinobi, her Taijutsu wasn't. She delivered a sloppy punch but missed, throwing herself off balance.

"You must have some real ants in your pants" he spoke into her ear as she tried again. "Let me help."

SMACK!

Naruto delivered a smack to her bottom that was so fierce it caused another pause.

"Firm with a little give." Naruto spoke. "Just the way I like it."

"Pervert!" Anko shouted as she struck him.

After he recovered he went onto the defensive. Anko was the opposite in Taijutsu so Naruto had to stay on the defensive.

"You of all people are calling me a pervert?" Naruto asked defensively. "Your name is on the bathroom wall of right under For a good time." He gave her a look of disgust. "That's definitely the pot calling the kettle black."

"Shut up" She shouted taking another swing it's not my fault the village is filled with simple minded bigots."

"Why are you still a Shinobi?" Naruto asked.

"W-what?" Anko asked in confusion. They were in the middle of a battle and he had questions. "To protect the village."

Naruto ran forward and swung at her. The special Jounin just side stepped and impaled a kunai in Naruto's shoulder.

A kunai with an explosive tag on it.

"You bit-" The explosion cut him off.

"I enjoyed that far more than I should have." Anko stated only for her jaw to drop as Naruto walked out of the flames.

"Is that it?" Naruto asked disbelief "The things people have been saying about you is true." He sighed with mock disappointment "Iruka's made you soft."

"What?" she asked shocked "ME. SOFT? IMPOSSIBLE!"

"I mean seriously" Naruto continued as if she hadn't spoken "The old Anko would have shoved that kunai were the sun don't shine." It's true.

"I'm the same Anko as always!" She snapped.

"Really, all I see is a copy" He spat "The real Anko taught me how to do near suicidal stuff." A shit-eating smile split across his face. "Stuff like this!"

Naruto ran forward and ripped open his shirt to real a vest. A vest covered in high powered explosive tags. Naruto muttered only one word before they went off.

Izanagi

Anko barely made it away, but still took damage. She only had one thought How does he afford to keep getting those?

"I'm so disappointed in you." Naruto spoke behind her "Iruka must have got you good." He realized he hit the nail on the head when she flinched. "Is that it, did he convince you to act civilized so people will accept you."

"I trust Iruka." she growled.

"And I trusted you, look at us now." He chuckled "Those people out there." he gestured outside the arena toward Konaha "They thinks you're as much a monster as me."

"SHUT UP!" She cried in rage "What do you know about..." She stopped when she saw his 'Really' face. "Never mind."

"Oh, before I forget." Naruto smirked "Bitchgoesboom!"

"Wha-" Anko looked down to see an exploding tag on her chest "HOW DO YOU AFFOR-"

BOOM!

"It's over." Naruto stated

"Yes, it is." A voice spoke in his ear.

Demonic Illusion: Tree Binding Death

Naruto couldn't move, he was caught in another Genjutsu.

"Hold him right there Kurenai." Yugao ordered.

The kunoichi drew her sword and charged. Her vertical slash hit it's mark with Naruto. Usually an attack like this would put one in critical conditions, but it wasn't enough for Naruto.

Izanagi

He wasn't done.

Invert

Yugao knew this technique and it's uses from experience. Yugao knew Naruto expected her to strike in his direction like so many before. She would however go in the opposite.

It was that thought that Naruto was waiting for.

Yugao's sword didn't pierce Naruto, it pierced Kurenai.

"Y-Yugao..." The Genjutsu mistress stuttered before falling limp.

"And then there was one." Naruto stated.

"H-how?"

"That's the true power of the Invert." Naruto stated "It actually uses your years of experience to trigger your reflexes of attacking." He pointed to himself "In most cases me."

"B-but I didn't attack you." Yugao stated

"No, you didn't." Naruto agreed "You attacked what you thought was me." He smiled lazily "You can't expect my usual brand of crazy, I like to keep people on their toes."

With a cry of rage Yugao stood and rushed Naruto. She no longer had a style in her movements, just wild slicing.

"You told me one has to keep calm in a fight." The blade pierced his chest and he went up in smoke "Or you lose the fight." He whispered in her ear.

Deception Slice

And the last Kunoichi fell.

Clang!

Naruto and Yugao were in a power struggle.

Naruto kicked the sword wielding lady in the stomach. It was enough to make her double over and back-peddle.

Infinite Darkness Technique

"Wait, what the hell?" Anko shouted "I thought I died."

"We all did." Yugao stated

"And you will again." Naruto answered "But how?" He asked "Eight point" he spoke for them to hear "Larynx, Spine, Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Sub-Clavian Artery, Kidney, Heart." He named "Which will I go for?"

The Kunoichi all went on guard at the sound of Naruto's voice. They took a back to back diamond position.

"Where did you learn this Jutsu?" Kurenai asked "This was a specialty by the Second Hokage."

"My Slug-Hime is both the Fifth Hokage and a Senju." Naruto answered "She allowed me to learn it.

Kurenai formed a hand sign.

Kai

Nothing

"Is that it?" Naruto asked "I'm actually disappointed."

"What are you talking about?"

"I guess Konaha's top kunoichi are all talk."

"What?" Anko exclaimed in outrage "We are Konaha's..."

"So help me if you say elites!" he roared which echoed all around "I will make Iruka think he's a little girl."

"Can...Can he actually do that?" Hana asked, Kurenai gave a grim nod.

"Then again I shouldn't be surprised." He sighed again!

"We can't let him win!" Anko exclaimed "Our titles are on the line!"

"Actually, just Kurenai and Yugao" Naruto corrected "The rest of you are dead weight." He gave them all a once over "In fact, none of you truly deserve your titles. Your all just second best."

"What?" Kurenai growled Where is he?

"Hana" he spoke "You are just inheriting a title from your mom."

She fell, her lungs began to feel with blood.

"Anko, the titles you have aren't the kind I want connected to my Himes."

She fell, her jugular was sliced.

"Yugao, you will always be considered second to Hayate."

She fell, her hear was pierced, the fasted death.

"Kurenai, well Kakashi had Ninjutsu, Guy has Tai, Hayate has Ken, Jiraiya even has Fuin."

She fell, her spine had been cut. Unfortunately she wasn't dead.

Naruto appeared, he had been behind them in camouflage.

"What's there really left?" He asked as he pierced her skull.

Clang!

Naruto and Yugao were in a power struggle.

"Why do we keep coming back?" Kurenai asked breaking her composure.

Naruto and Yugao broke apart.

"You of the Ice Queens should be the one telling, not asking." Naruto chastised.

I can't keep this up. He thought. I'm running low without my fear. He was barely holding his composure. Just need to push them a little more.

"Genjutsu!" She snapped.

"Yep." Naruto answered "While you've seen me use Izanagi to escape my fate, Izanami decides it." He explained "As much as I hate to admit it it's an Uchiha technique."

"An Uchiha..." Kurenai growled in contempt.

Naruto noticed the disdain in her voice. What's that about?

"That's right!" Naruto snapped his finger in realization "Itachi Uchiha, the master of Genjutsu."

"Shut up..." Kurenai spat

"The true master of Genjutsu." He laughed "And with Orochimaru as the snake master, you all really are second banana."

That sent them over the edge. Both Anko and Kurenai charged in a blind fury with Hana and Yugao following behind.

"I forgive you." Naruto spoke stopping the kunoichi on a dime. "It's over."

Reality around Naruto and the four Kunoichi appeared as it once was.

"What are you getting at?" Anko asked now that they were back in the academy.

"It's as I said, it's over." Naruto spoke "I brought you to the peek of your rage, haven't I?" They all gave a tense nod in agreement. "Now there's not a damn thing any of you can do."

The Kunoichi realized he was right.

He had played with them, brought out their fears and shames. He had toyed with them.

"Just like a man." Kurenai muttered

"What?" Naruto asked confused.

"You're just like every man." She continued "You toyed with our emotions and then just left us with the wreckage!

"You four were no different" Naruto stated coldly making them flinch "The only difference is no of you can touch me."

"What was the point of all this!?" Yugao

"I proved you weren't on the pedestal you thought you stood on." He explained "Now without your titles you'll just fade into the history of our world."No way." Hana muttered

The women had had all of the torment building up.

Now it would explode.

"You bastard!" Kurenai yelled drawing a kunai "DO YOU SEE THE PEDIGREE OF THESE WOMEN?" She asked pointing to her friends.

A swarm of angry Kurenai clones formed around Naruto. Each one held a kunai and dashed forward to attack.

As they came closer Naruto focused to pin-point the real one.

They struck.

Naruto let the first couple simply move right through him. They were harmless clones.

Then came the original, the one with the most chakra. Naruto raised his Kusanagi and deflected the weapon.

The Genjutsu Mistress could only glare...

Before a smirk appeared.

Searing pain raked through Naruto. He looked to his chest to see a sword extending just inches from his heart.

"We've gone against S-Rank ninja, on missions thought suicidal, and we've come out on top!" Yugao screamed in his ear as she twisted the blade.

Two more points of pain appeared just under his thighs forcing him to his knees. There were two kunai sticking out. He looked toward the one who through them, Anko.

"It's hard enough being a Shinobi!" She stated drawing more.

A devastating blow to his cheek that cut his skin. Hana was using the gifts he had given her. "You should try it as a woman!" She gave him a second blow to his other cheek.

"We don't even have out own titles" they continued "Just a distaff of the men."

"We have to be better. More than everyone expects" Hana continued "AND DAMMIT, WE ARE!"

"You took the easy way, just like the Uchiha's." Yugao spat "We have to work ourselves while you made a deal with a demon."

"Naruto Uzumaki!" Kurenai spat "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AFRAID OF!?"

She would end this now, and show the world.

Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique

THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT PLACE FOR CLIFFHANGER.

Naruto felt like kicking himself.

He had was caught in a D-Rank Jutsu. Sure it was over powered with enough to make it a low S-Rank. Still not enough for me, just a quick twist of his chest and-OW.He broke it before it could go into affect, but still- IT HURTS! Not every part of him is pain resistant enough to have a sword shift inside. I don't have enough Chakra to continue this fight without my eyes. He thought bitterly.

He looked around.

Yugao still had her sword in him. Hana was ready to strike him again. Kurenai was preparing another illusion. Anko was drawing more kunai. Where does she put those?

They all stopped.

"Well look at what we have here?" A pained voice spoke.

It was the Mistresses boyfriends and the Uchiha.

"Where's pinkie and blonde?" Naruto asked as if he didn't have a sword in his chest.

"Who cares?" Sasuke asked with his trademark arrogant smirk.

Now this couldn't be good. Here I am, low on chakra and away from my swords, I'm practically defenseless...

Yeah right.

"One question" Naruto stated as he painfully reached into his kunai pouch "Do you feel lucky?" He kept his had in there "Well do you?"

"Do you?" Sasuke asked, his Sharingan blazing.

A strong arm placed itself on his shoulder and he felt the Chakra flow from him.

When I looked up I saw my Fox-Hime looking down at me. Behind her were his other Himes, Tayuya and Tsunade.

Naruto didn't get a chance to utter a single word before something unexpected happened.

Kyuubi, his Hime, slapped him.

"Wha-?" was all Naruto was able to get out before she did it again.

"Is this what you've become?" She asked in disdain "You're as bad as the Uchiha's with their retched Sharingan."

Naruto didn't know what to say, he felt as if an old pain was resurfacing. It was one thing to hear it from the Mistresses, but to hear it from one of his Himes. It was unbearable.

"I'm sorry Hi-" She slapped him before he could finish.

"No, I'm sorry she spoke "For thinking you could handle this much power."

"No, it's my fault." Tsunade sighed "I've been to lenient on him." She stated "As Hokage it's my duty to keep all of my Shinobi in line."

"We all have been lenient on the shithead." Tayuya stated.

"What are you-" He couldn't bring himself to finish.

"You obviously can't be trusted with this power..." Kyuubi stated.

"Or connections to power..." Tsunade continued.

"Or a way to get any fucking power." Tayuya joined.

"What...a-are you all saying?" Naruto asked in a trembling voice.

"Naruto, I'm taking back your Fox Glare." Kyuubi stated.

"Samui agreed, I'm cutting your political marriage." Tsunade stated.

"In other words we're fucking dumping you." Tayuya stated.

"I'm sorry." Naruto stated near tears "I'll be good."

The women just turned their backs on him and walked away. The pain Naruto felt was all to familiar.

"H-Himes please!" Naruto begged "Don't leave me."

"Hey look, h's all sad." He heard someone say.

"Well the dobe deserved it and more." An arrogant voice chuckled.

"No need to let an opportune moment go to waste."

He hear the sound of knuckle cracking and kunai drawing. He barely noticed a flare in someone's Chakra.

So this is how it is huh?" He spoke bitterly "A life without any of my Himes."

"Big whoop" Asuma growled "You lost your girlfriends."

"Life will continue Naruto." Iruka spoke "Just without them."

"A life without any Hime." He repeated.

Naruto then proceeded to do the strangest thing yet.

He smiled.

It wasn't a true happy smile, or even a sad one. It was the smile he used to show off when he spouted he would become Hokage. The Old Naruto's smile that showed how hurt he was.

He spoke.

"I would rather die."

He opened his mouth wide...

Extended his tongue...

And bit with enough force to break bone.

THIS IS A PERFECT PLACE FOR A CLIFFHANGER.

SO I WILL!

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NOT

The Genjutsu broke easily.

No one would know if it was from either pain. Shock to the Kunoichi, or even just will.

He would rather die than live without his Himes Many thought in awe.

Naruto-Kun The Himes thought lovingly.

He never went that far for us. Others thought jealously.

Like all of his wounds, even the near fatal ones, he healed. A part of him wondered how he'd live without his Himes if that hadn't been a Genjutsu.

"I have had enough of this." Naruto stated in a cold tone.

The air suddenly became thin and cold. Not surprising with the amount of fear and killer intent Naruto was unleashing.

He began walking toward them

I'm...prey Anko began to wimper

There's nothing we can do. Hana thought.

He can kill us at any moment. They all realized.

Is this how far apart we've become...

Just how strong is he?

He walked right pass them.

"I have no use for kunoichi so...weak." he spat "That they can't even defend themselves.

They lost.

They lost the fight.

They lost their titles.

They lost their pride.

THIS CHAPTER WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME AND EVEN AFTER THE WAIT...

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