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Vacation
The Third Hokage was in a bad mood.
Why?
Instead of telling, he'd rather I show you.
"Naruto" Tsunade called the boy for the seventeenth time "Please say something."
He had been sitting in front of the Ichiraku's Ramen stand for nearly an hour. All of his Hime were standing behind him worried, except Samui who has yet to come back. He had't even touched his Ramen, not a single noodle.
"Himes..." He called as if she hadn't been trying to get his attention "Do you think I abuse my power?" He asked "Or my relation ship with any of you?"
The women went quiet at the question.
"Why the hell would you think that?" Tayuya asked
"It's his second biggest fear." Kyuubi stated "To be like an Uchiha."
"What's his second?" Samui asked only for Naruto to answer.
"To be alone." He spoke in a dead tone "Without any of my Himes."
"That's fucking it!" Tayuya snapped "I can't take this bitching and moaning!"
"Do something random!" Tsunade.
"Do something that's fucking insane!" Tayuya.
"Spread fear!" Kyuubi.
"EAT YOUR RAMEN!" Ayame snapped.
He just sat there.
Naruto's funk had been going on for nearly a week. It put his Himes in a funk of their own, witch put Naruto even deeper. You get where I'm going with this, right?
There's only one solution here. The Fifth Hokage thought.
"I see, that's not cool." Samui stated after being informed on Naruto "But what do you wish for me to do Hokage-Sama?"
"Drop the formalities." Tsunade spoke warmly "Naruto wanted us to see each other as equals."
"That's cool."
"I will explain when the guest of honor appears."
"You called fo-Samui-Hime!" Naruto called in a drastically happier voice, the Chunin gave her a bear hug.
"I've missed you too." She laughed as she returned the hug "I hear you've been in a funk."
"Yeah." He said as he started to return to it.
"Well we're going to fix that." Tsunade quickly stated.
Before she could finish the door opened to reveal the rest of Team 7.
"You wish to see us Hokage-Sama?" Kakashi asked as if Naruto wasn't their.
"Yes I have some important knew." she stated "Naruto."
"Oh Kami this is it." He groaned "You're leaving me aren't you?"
"Nar-"
"Who's it for?" He asked "Jiraiya?"
"NO!" She screamed
"Is it Sasuke?" He asked in fear "If it is I'm burning this tower to the ground with us in it!"
"Naruto!"
"We'll be together in hell." He stated drawing his elemental sword.
"BAKA!" Tsunade screamed as she punched him in the head "I'm not going anywhere, Team 7 is." She stated "You're being given a two week long paid vacation." She stated in a tone that brokered no argument "All of Team 7."
"Even the Bak-" Sakura was silenced by Kakashi.
"What's the catch?" He asked.
"You must make sure he comes back happy." She stated pointing to Naruto "If he does, you will be paid S-rank, if not D-Rank."
Kakashi was sure there was something more to the vacation. He was sure if he went on it he would regret it. But come on! He mentally countered. Paid!
"...Deal."
Tsunade turned her eyes to Naruto.
"I am ordering you as your Hokage" She glared at Naruto "To come back happy." Her eyes softened "But I'm begging as your Hime to comeback happy."
"Why am I here again Hok-Tsunade?"
"We have much to plan."
Team 7 and 'Naruto' (HINT HINT) was waiting at the pier several villages away. They were waiting for a cruise ship that would take them to a tourist village.
"Are you the people here for the cruise?" The Captain asked and received a nod "I thought there were four of you."
"What do you-WHERE'S NARUTO?"
The Shinobi looked around but they couldn't see him. It was as if he had vanished.
All that was left was a letter that said
Going for a walk.
"Sir." The Captain called "The ship leaves in twenty minutes, with or without you."
"Don't worry" Kakashi stated with determination "It'll be with us."
"But Sensei" Sasuke called "How are we going to find the Dobe?"
As if by Divine intervention the Uchiha received an answer. In the form of unholy screams of people in the process of a stampede.
A single man latched unto Kakashi.
"THE HORROR, THE HORROR!" He screamed "THE PG-13 HORROR!"
"Follow the fear." The Jounin ordered.
The stampede was forming around a single shop.
A Ramen shop.
Naruto was currently following Samui to Kumo.
How, You ask if he's with Team 7. Simple, he's the real while that one is a blood clone. It's still a part of him with Team 7.
"Naruto when we get to Kumo I want to introduce you to my friends." Samui stated happily "It'll be so cool for you to meet them."
Naruto saw how happy she was and wasn't able to suppress a smile of his own. Well... if she's happy, I'm happy.
We all know what a happy Naruto is like
"Naruto!" Kakashi yelled in outrage "Where are-What did you do?!" He took a calming breath before asking "Why did you kill that guy?"
Their laying on the ground was a man, obviously dead. He had numerous stabbing wounds and he was missing his hands. Beside him was Naruto, standing innocently.
"I didn't do this." Naruto stated
"Then explain what happened." He ordered.
"Well I came to get something to eat."
"Go on."
"Then this guy walked in."
"And?"
"So I stabbed him thirty seven times."
"Baka!" Sakura snapped "That kills people."
"But I hit none vital spots." Naruto defended.
"It could have been his ass, he still would be dead!"
"Oh, wow." Naruto stated as if it were shocking information.
"Where are his hands? Sakura asked.
"What?"
"His hands, why are they missing?"
"I tossed them into my Ramen and ate them."
"That sick!"
"I was hungry, and when you crave hands..." He trailed off.
"Why on Earth would you do that?"
"My tummy was making the rumblies" Naruto stated darkly "That only hands would satisfy."
"Nar-" Kakashi was cut off by the sound of a whistle.
A ship whistle.
"Now pulling off!"
"No, not without us!" Kakashi cried I don't want to be late this time!
The Jounin grabbed the children and ran full speed. In seconds he was at the pier. Only to see the ship had set sail.
"Looks like we missed them." Naruto stated.
"Not on my watch." Kakashi stated.
He grabbed each of them and threw them far into the ocean. He then ran himself. It took him a few minutes to realize only Naruto was following him on the sea's surface.
"Kakashi, did you teach them water walking?"
No, no he did not.
Naruto and Samui had reached Kumo in record time. They had entered and now he was meeting her friends.
"Naruto, this is my brother Atsui." She motioned to a male look alike "My Teammates Karui and Omoi and Sensei Killer Bee." She motioned to three darkies "And my friend Yugito Nii."
(I'm black, so I can say darkies.)
"It's nice to meet you all." Naruto greeted.
They Kumo Shinobi were in the process of getting along with Naruto. All except Yugito, she stayed away as if she were having a massive headache.
Why, because she's the host of the Two-tailed cat.
Kitten, you must jump him!
No, Nibi! She mentally screamed for the third time Besides, he's already taken.
In an open relationship. Nibi countered.
In a harem, he's obviously a pervert!
He's obviously doing something right if he can keep four women.
Yugito couldn't keep her face from turning deep red.
Dammit Nibi, you sho-
"Hello" Naruto greeted extending his hand "Nice to meet you."
"Oh, uh hi." Yugito stuttered "I-"
Yugito, something's wrong!
The Two-tailed host went on guard when her tenant used her actual name. What's wrong? She asked as Nibi explained.
"You're a host!" Yugito shouted
"...A former host." Naruto stated confused "How did-You're one too!"
"The Two-Tails to be specific." Yugito stated before pointing to Killer Bee "And he's the Eight tails."
Now that they found a common ground the two began a conversation. It turns out they had a lot in common, the only difference were the degrees. it turned out all the hate she dealt with paled in comparison to Naruto's.
Yet he can still push on. She thought in admiration.
Do you see! Nibi yelled He's a real man. And you're a woman. Put what you have together and...
Nibi!
What, we both need this!
No, you need this. Yugito corrected
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DO! Nibi snapped I'VE HAVEN'T BEEN LAID IN OVER TWENTY YEARS! Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
Ni-
TOO LATE! I'm making the choice.
Yugito was feeling something she hadn't felt in a long time. So long that it took her a minute to realize what was happening. Her Tailed beast was trying to get control.
No, not trying.
She did.
Nibi, how could you?
Sorry kitten, but I need this. Now sit back and watch mamma get her freak on.
The Nibi possessed body walked toward Naruto in a sexy manner. She latched her arms around his neck and twisted her body around. She made sure to grind her bottom unto his crotch.
Everyone's jaw fell at the sight.
"Oh Naruto-Kun" She purred "I just love a big peace of meat" She stated as she pressed her bottom further onto his...yeah... "And unlike some girls, I always want more." She leaned her face in "Know what I'm say'in?"
"Oh I think I do." Naruto stated with an all too familiar smile.
"We made it!" Kakashi exclaimed.
He had to run back, make a clone, then catch up with the ship again! It would have been easier if Naruto had helped or even sent a clone to help.
No, that Chunin decided to leave them. His excuse 'I'm going for a walk.'
Now he was sun bathing on the ship surrounded by beautiful women.
Well we're here now. Kakashi thought joyously. Now all we need to do is sit back and reeeeelax.
"AAAHHH!"
...That's not fair.
"I'M BACK!" Naruto screamed.
He was breathing very heavily and his shirt was torn. Under his left arm was a pig and on his right was a half grown cow.
What he returned to was a Nibi possessed Yugito tied to a chair. Omoi was in the process of sliding bacon sausages onto an overly large plate.
Dropping the animals he ran to them. He grabbed handfuls of the food and started placing them into her mouth.
"Quickly Omoi, bring more bacon!" He ordered "Quickly I say, before she craves human flesh!"
"..."
"..."
"What kind of idiot is he?" Atsui asked.
"One returning to his old self." Samui stated with a warm smile, one that Naruto returned.
"At least get me some salmon." Nibi spoke through a mouthful.
Nibi!
What, I'm hungry. Nibi tried to defend Besides, he's only playing hard to get.
"Baka!" Sakura screamed "What was that for?"
"I don't know what you're talking about." Naruto stated innocently.
"You sunk an entire cruise ship." Sasuke growled.
It was true right behind them was the cruise ship. It was cut in half and the part still afloat was on fire. Now it was a sea of life boats.
"Are you sure that was me?" Naruto asked "I think I would remember something like that."
"You stabbed the Captain in the face!"
"That sounds dangerous." Naruto stated
"You started headbutting people off the side of the ship!"
"You even made out with the ice sculpture."
"It looked like one of my Himes." He tried to defend.
"WHY?" They asked as one in outrage.
"I don't need to explain myself." Naruto stated "I'm going for a walk."
And he did, on the middle of the ocean.
"Well let's enjoy the moment without him." Sasuke stated.
"Sensei" Sakura spoke gaining the others attention "What are we standing in?"
He looked down and noticed for the first time that the life boat was red and sticky.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"A strawberry milkshake." He lied.
"It's too red for stra..."
"The it's melted gumdrops!" He lied even harder.
"No."
"Some of..." He thought of a lie.
"The truth." Sasuke ordered.
"Fine, it's-
"It's the couple across from our room." Naruto stated as he seemed to fade in.
"Why?" Was all that was asked.
"They were eating all of the Ramen." Naruto answered blankly.
"Were're the other life boats?" Sasuke asked upon seeing the empty see.
All eyes turned to Naruto.
"What?" He asked too innocently.
"The lifeboats. Were?" Kakashi growled.
"Well looking at the moon and sun." Naruto stated scientifically "At the bottom of the ocean." He grinned evilly "I cut lots of holes in them."
"You're just worse than usual!" Sakura screamed.
"Shh, do you hear that?" Naruto asked "It's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sound of people drowning Dobe." Sasuke stated
"That's what forgiveness sounds like." Naruto stated "Screaming, and then silence."
"So Samui-Hime" Naruto spoke "Is there a Ramen shop around here?"
"Yes, but not as good as Ichiraku." She answered.
As they arrived they ran into her team and Sensei again. Apparently there was a contest there was a commotion they were called to solve.
"I'm telling you your license is being revoked!" Karui yelled.
"Why?" The owner asked
"Because you keep trying to sell everyone that same bowl of Ramen." She answered "It's gone bad."
"There's no such thing as bad Ramen." Naruto stated making himself known. "Where is it?"
"Go get the Ramen." The owner ordered to his assistant.
"Here you are sir." The assistant returned with a bird cage.
There in the cage was a bowl of the strangest Ramen known to man. It's broth were a thick lime green that would pop with bubbles. The noodle itself was swollen and black that squirmed around.
"Why is it in a cage?" The owner asked.
"It... growled at me."
As if known it was being talked about, the Ramen growled.
The action caused the civilians to run and hide. The Shinobi all drew their weapons and formed and seals.
"Cowards, let's see how bad you are." Naruto stated as he opened the cage and grabbed the Ramen. "Whoa there Ramen, whoa." It continued to hiss and bark. "When I say whoa, I mean WHOA!" The Ramen went silent. "Good boy."
Grabbing a pair of chopsticks, he took the first bite. He sat in silence.
"Well?" The crowd asked expectantly "How is it?"
"I taste death." He answered before foaming at the mouth.
A moment later he was being rushed to a hospital
"S-Sam-mui-Chan" He weakly called.
"Yes Naruto-Kun." She asked through teary eyes.
"W-wrap u-u-up t-hat Ramen." He stated "I'm n-not done with it."
Naruto had been in the hospital for nearly half a day. Apparently the Ramen was so bad, it got pass his immune system. He was fine now but the Doctors wanted to be sure. Now he had to wait until the Doctors dismissed him.
"Naruto-Kun" A voice purred.
Nibi! Yugito shouted in protest He's healing!
Exactly! Nibi agreed Now he can't fight back.
What!?
I'm a cat, I like to toy with my prey.
You need to stop this!
There ain't no brakes on this train.
Wha-
NO BRAKES!
"Yes Yugito-Chan?" Naruto asked "Can I help you?"
"No" she answered "But maybe I can help you."
"Well if you don't mind" He began "Could you hand me the bedpan?" After sweat dropping she did so. A minute later he was finished and staring at Yugito "Is there something you want?"
The Kunoichi crawled into his bed and straddled his hips. She leaned over and whispered.
"I want you to send me some where I've never been." She smirked "Know what I'm saying?"
He responded by wrapping his arms around her "Oh, I think I do." He answered.
Naruto had done exactly as he was asked and sent Yugito/Nibi to a place she had never been. I just hope she doesn't mind me leaving her there. He thought to himself.
Now he was wandering around searching for his Hime.
"Hey you!" A voice called toward Naruto.
"Yes." Naruto answered.
"Are you that Naruto Samui's been talking about?"
"Yes."
"Here, from Killer Bee." He stated handing Naruto a letter.
Yo, your favorite Eight Tails hopes you get this mail.
I'm hosting a music competition that describes me, Killer Bee.
Be there or be a fool, ya fool.
"...Well, I don't want to be a fool." Naruto stated before following the directions in the letter.
It turned out that it was musical combat.
Two fighter's went into the ring and used their Ninjutsu or Genjutsu while fighting. The Nin and Gen were used as special affects for the audience.
From what he could tell the opponent went undefeated the last four rounds.
"Do we have any volunteers for the next round?" An announcer asked
Naruto entered the ring.
"I'll give it a shot."
His opponent just started laughing at him.
You think you're red-dy for my rhymes.- His face began to flash red for the audience.
He tried to give Naruto a round-house kick to the face but was avoided.
You'll soon be as green as envious limes. Lime green.
He gave what would have been a fierce combo, but was also dodges. fierce
I see you're not yellow fellow.-Piss Yellow.
He tried to use the colors to blind Naruto but only missed.
But I don't wanna make blue so get a clue-Sky blue.
He was angry now, he charged wildly.
And purple the pluck before you're played. -Purple.
He was tired.
Or I'll or-range a rainbow, on your parade! -Orange added as the colors began to rotate.
"Hold still so I can murder you!" He panted, now abandoning the rhymes.
Now it was Naruto's turn. Grabbing a pair of shades he began.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING THE FIGHT OUT BUT I WILL THE SONG, SO HERE'S THE LINK - YOU KNOW WHICH IS NARUTO!
watch?v=w-0c_YZVUFg
Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price
[Chorus:]
I'm gonna knock you out (HUUUH!)
Mama said knock you out (HUUUH!)
[REPEAT 4X]
Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
Just like Muhummad Ali they called him Cassius
Watch me bash this beat like a skull
Cuz u know I had beef wit
Why do u riff with me, the maniac psycho
And when I pull out my jammy get ready cuz it might go
BLAAAAW, how ya like me now?
The river will not allow
U to get with, Mr. Smith, dont riff
Listen to my gear shift
I'm blastin, outlastin
Kinda like Shaft, so u could say I'm shaftin
Old English filled my mind
And I came up with a funky rhyme
Now it was time for the winner to be decided. That would be one by Killer Bee.
The Eight-Tailed host walked into the ring. With tears in eyes, he offered his own shades to...
.
.
.
NARUTO
The audience went wild cheering for the blond.
Nibi was no longer amused. Ironically enough, Yugito was. When Nibi had asked for Naruto to send her to a place she had never been.
He did so literally.
He had sent her to the bottom of a lake!
No more games!
HAHAHAHAHA!
I'm going to get what I want!
HAHAHAHAHA!
And keep it in a jar!
HAHA...WHAT?!
NO BRAKES!
She had found them, them being Team Samui, Killer Bee, and her target-Naruto.
"Oh Naruto-Kun" She growled walking toward the blond "I want your penis!" She snapped.
"Oh I think I...uh...um..."
"Can't interpretate that!" Atsui stated laughing.
"Or is there!" Naruto stated more than asking.
Where what once used to stand a proud village, there was only ruin. Everywhere you turned there was fire and endless destruction. In the center of it stood our favorite blond and least favorite team.
"NARUTO!" A familiar voice screeched "WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION!"
"I don't know about you" Naruto stated as he grinned wildly "But I'm having a wonderful time."
"You toppled this village's entire government." Kakashi stated in disbelief.
"The people have spoken." Naruto stated "Viva la resistance."
"You pushed the resistance leader off a giant cliff." Kakashi shot.
"He was a traitor and scoundrel."
"HE WAS STOPPING YOU FROM PUSHING OTHER PEOPLE OFF THE SAME CLIFF!"
Before Naruto could reply, he let out a burp.
A burp and a shoe.
A burp and a shoe with a foot still in it.
"Di-did you eat somebody?" Sakura asked in fear.
"DON'T ANSWER THAT!" Kakashi ordered. "WE'RE LEAVING!"
Naruto gave a deep intake of breath before speaking "I should warn you that I filled our bags with flesh."
"..."
"..."
Giving a deep sigh, Kakashi asked "What kind?"'
"Human meat of course." As if it could be anything less.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I'm not even surprised anymore." Kakashi stated.
"I think I've been issued a challenge." Naruto stated "Well I'll just have to try harder."
"Please don't." Sakura weakly begged.
Nibi was confused.
The other times, in some twisted way, she could understand the outcome with Naruto.
She wanted meat, she got it. She wanted to go somewhere she'd never been she went. And wasn't going back. She wanted his penis... Now she was at a lose.
In front of her was Naruto, wearing a human sized fish. Not an outfit, but a fish he's caught in the sea. He had gutted it and climbed inside.
"Wait" Naruto shouted "This doesn't make any sense."
"SEX-BAKA" Nibi shouted "I want sex!"
"I know." Naruto stated "But Yugito doesn't."
The entire area went silent.
"W-what do you mean?" Nibi asked as he explained.
Naruto had felt the shift in the Chakra when Nibi took over and knew what was happening. He would have said something but trusted in Yugito's faith in Nibi. She did not take this well.
"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR COCK AND FUCK KYUUBI!" She shouted giving control back to Yugito "I'm going back to my cage to masturbate."
"So you had no intention of sleeping with me?" She asked almost...sulkily.
"Not unless my Himes are okay with it." Naruto honestly answered.
"I'm cool with it and the others wanted you to." Samui stated.
"WHAT?!"
Nibi heard and took re-control.
"Hold still!" She ordered making her way to him "It's not your first time so I won't be gentle." She continued "Relax while I grab hold of your...assets."
"I need an adult?"
"I AM AN ADULT!"
No one in Kumo slept.
This is why the Third Hokage wasn't happy. He had to deal with the foolishness from Naruto. Not the real one, the clone. He had ended the two week long vacation in just two days.
Sinking a cruise ship.-So what if they were all Missing nin.
Destroying an entire village.-So what if the villager were planing a coup.
He had to punish Naruto for...
"Where is Tsunade?" He asked. She should be the one dealing with this.
"I gave her the day off." Naruto answered.
"..."
"..."
"I-" He was cut off.
"Before you speak" Naruto began seriously "You should know I'm not the real Naruto."
"Then were is he?" the Third asked nervously.
"He's in Kumo raising hell."
"..."
"..."
"...Tell him to pick up some Kumo brand tobacco for my pipe."
With a nod of his head he drew his swords. Piercing one through his heart and the other in his stomach. He gave a bloody smile before going up in a violet light.
"Say what you want." the Third spoke to himself "But he knows how to die in style."
It was time for the real Naruto to leave. He was in the process of finishing his goodbyes to his new friends. Now all he had to was peacefully leave...
...Damn
"DO AS I SAY BITCH!" An arrogant voice screeched "Do you think I'm playing?"
Some civilian from the Kumo council was in the process of harassing Yugito.
"Leave her alone." Naruto ordered.
The civilian looked at Naruto.
"Who the hell are you?" He asked.
"Naruto-Kun" Yugito happily called.
"If you don't release her..." Naruto said as he released his killer intent "You'll find out." Drawing his swords "You think I'm playing?"
"Now list-"
"When you're bathing" he stated "I'll be there."
"What the he-"
"When you're reading" he continued "I'll be there."
"How i-"
"When you're sleeping" he finished "I'll be there."
"Naruto" Samui whispered happily now that he was returning to his old self.
Grabbing the civilian by the neck, he raised him high. "Do you think I'm playing?"
"No!" He answered.
"Good."
"Konaha Shinobi." a near by ANBU called"Release the Councilman."
Naruto didn't like the smile he was seeing on the Councilman's face. It was the look of someone who thought they were getting away free.
Not if I have anything to say about it. Naruto thought.
"HOSTAGES!" He shouted putting his sword to the councilman's neck.
Samui had been happy that Naruto was returning to his old self. Now he was pushing it. It seemed that he was trying to make up for lost time.
In doing so he had taken not only a Councilman hostage, but her Team and a squad of ANBU. He was even able to empty an entire building and use it as a fort. No one was able to or they'd end up as hostages.
Now the Raikage was involved.
It was insane, just like the man she loved.
"What are your demands?" The Raikage asked.
"I want a bowl of Ramen that won't try to kill me." Naruto answered immediately "More visitations from Samui-Hime." He paused
"I'll see what I can do." The Raikage stated.
"Every five minutes I have to wait" Naruto called to warn "Someones going to get stabbed in the ASS!"
"He's bluffing!" Someone screamed in the back.
-STAB-
"AHH, HE'S NOT BLUFFING!" The same person screamed.
"Enough of this, Bee!" The Raikage shouted "Get in there and bring that idiot out!"
All you could here was a small scuffle. A loud 'WHEEEEEE'! And a gigantic crash.
"No" Naruto begged "You can't send me to jail, my butt can't take the abuse."
Another loud crash.
"Bee-Sensei?"
Silence
"OH NO!" Naruto shouted "I think I killed him!" A moment of silence they heard "No witnesses!"
Five minutes later there was only absolute silence before.
"Samui" The Raikage "Can't you control your husband?"
"No." He's too happy.
With a sigh, the Rakage rolled up his sleeves and made his way to the building.
The Village Hidden in the Leaves were watching a sight to behold. Naruto was tied up and being dragged through the streets of Konaha, by the Raikage. Unfortunately, said Kage forgot to gag Naruto.
"Unhand me!" Naruto shouted "I am the master of fear, the lord of despair!" He ranted "Cower before me and witness terror!"
"Hi Naruto-Sensei." The Konahamaru greeted, not the least bit surprised at the sight.
"Hi K-Corps." Naruto greeted "Do me a favor and tell my Himes I'm taking them on a date tonight." Naruto spoke to them.
"On it." They stated as they ran off.
"Now where was I?" Naruto asked.
"Cower in terror." Samui answered for him.
"Thanks Hime." Naruto stated "Scream hosanna of anguish to Naruto Uzumaki, the all terrible God of fear!"
"Naruto?" The Third asked, before Naruto could speak he said "Don't care, where's my tobacco?"
"Right here." He handed it over before returning to his rant "Worship me fools, worship me." He screamed to the Raikage and Konaha civilians.
"And in exchange for him not setting foot inside Kumogakure again." The Raikage spoke "We wish to open a full alliance with Konaha."
"Deal." Tsunade stated "Let's seal it over Saki."
"Does this mean Samui-Hime can visit more?" Naruto asked from inside his cage.
"Yes."
"..."
"..."
"Can I come out of the cage now?" Naruto asked.
"..."
"..."
"No." The KageS answered simultaneously.
"..."
"Can you come in then Slug-Hime?"
"..."
"..."
"Oh go ahead!" The Raikage shouted "I know you want to."
Grabbing the Saki bottle, she climbed inside.
SEE, NOT SO LONG.
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