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The Wrong Timeline Senior year Chapter 2: Chichi's car shopping
"When I stepped out of darkness of the school into the brightness of the outside I had only two things one my mind food, and the amount of days until we can wish back Vegeta and Zamasu," Goku said
After school in the court yard
"Are you guys ready to go?" Chichi asked
"So what dealer ships are we going to go to?" Bulma asked
"Don't answer a question with a question," Chichi sassed
"Sass not needed Asian lady so lose it," Bulma quoted herself
"First off I don't know what my race/ethnicity is, and second…umm," Chichi said
"Are we going or not," 17 butted in
"Can we grab something to eat first I'm hungry," Goku said
"Fine, let's go to What-A- Burger," Chichi suggested
"We can get a discount since I'm still working there," 17 added
"You work at What-a-Burger?!" Everyone exclaimed in shock
"Yeah, I had to get a job there ever since Vegito and you girls' fight over his 'sausage/Shenron/dragon balls or whatever you want to call it," 17 explained
"You mean his p&%#!," Black cursed, "Wait did the authors bleep out p# %!? Wow they did it again,"
"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT WORD!" Everyone screamed at Black
"But it's the technical term," Black reasoned
"So," Everyone replied
"Can we just go eat now," Goku whined
"Let's go," Chichi ordered
"Um, I'm leader know your place chichi," Goku stated, "Let's go guys," he instructed
At What-a-Burger
"Thanks for only getting us 15% off 17," Goku sassed
"Be grateful I gave you a discount, man Vegeta's right y'all some ungrateful shits," 17 shot
"Are we just going to continue to quote Vegeta sayings, this entire chapter?" Bulma questioned
"Maybe, it's just a sign of respect," 17 replied
"No it's not, a memorial is a sign of respect just quoting isn't," Bulma argued
"Well. We're remembering him by his quotes," 17 stated
"Can I eat my damn limited time Chorizo Burger in peace, savoring the perfectly- seasoned chorizo between two all-beef patties, topped with two slices of Monterey Jack cheese, grilled peppers and the specially–made Creamy Chili sauce all balanced with the right amount of spice." Goku read- I mean said as he looked into the random camera
"Why was that needed?" Chichi questioned
"Because the employees offered me a real discount unlike 17," Goku said
"What did they offer you?" Black asked
"Two free meals, and a milk shake," Goku bragged
"My milkshake brings all-." Chichi began
"-Don't even start Chichi," Bulma cut her off
"Fine let's go, to… some dealer ship!" Chichi shouted
"Can I take my fries?" 18 asked as she threw away the two chicken stripes she had left into the trash
"Sure, just don't make a mess in my car," Bulma said
"Kool," 18 said as she posed with her arms crossed and leaned against the trash bin
"Don't. Ever. Waste. Food. Again." Black stated with spite
"Damn Black calm down," Goku said
"Sorry, it really, really, REALLY, pisses me off when people waste food," Black replied
"Alright let's hit the road!" Goku shouted as he lead the way
In Bulma's Crowded car
"So I put my hands up and play my song, butterflies fly away, YEAH, YEAH IT'S A PARTY IN THE USA! *HONK!*" Bulma sang as she drove recklessly
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSES!" Everyone questioned
*HONK* *BEEP* "HEY!"
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"
"CHOOSE A FUCKING LANE ALREADY!"
Went the screams of the surrounding drivers, annoyed by Bulma's reckless driving
"Damn these people need to take defensive driving classes they need to control their road rage," Bulma stated as she swirled in lanes
"You need defensive driving," Chichi said as she clung to her seat belt
"Women shouldn't be driving in the first place," 17 mumbled
First Stop: J.D. Byrider
"What's this place?" Goku asked
"Knowing Chichi's budget, I brought us to a cheap used car shop," Bulma explained
"Yeah, but this is too sketchy," Chichi said
"How 'bout we leave this place, get back on the dangerous Mystery van and go to a brand dealer," 17 explained, "This shit hole looks like they'd rob you of your-
"Welcome to J.D. Byrider, We Finance!" The car salesman approached the group, "I'm Dan, now what kind of car are you looking for?"
"Well what can I buy with 200 dollars?" Chichi asked
"You only have 200 dollars?!" Everyone but Chichi yelled
"Well here at J.D. Byrider WE FINANCE! So your 200 dollars can be a down payment to one of our beautiful selection of cars," Dan the car salesman showed off the trash looking drug cars.
"Is there anything here that's not shitty?" Black commented
"Excuse you, young man here at J. D. Byrider we only sell quality but if you younglings what give me disrespect I disrespect y'all back," Dan grew angry
"I wasn't disrespecting you personally, I was saying these models all look like there from the 1920s when the car first started to pop up," Black showed off his knowledge in history
"First off what the hell type of hairstyle you guys call that," Dan pointed to the Sayians hair, "And secondly what the hell are y'all wearing, damn talking about our shitty cars, what about y'all shitty cloth outfits-," Dan started to fir the gang up
"Let's leave," Chichi whispered to the gang
"Yeah, before he pulls out his shot gun and shots us," Goku whispered
"-and don't y'all get me started on y'all's shoes, that boy in the orange is literally wearing a blue potato sack with a red string," Dan was continuing to fire everyone up while the gang made their escape
Stop two: Toyota
"Thank God we escaped that creep Dan guy before he talked about my outfit," 18 sighed
"18 is that what you were praying, that he wouldn't call you out first," Goku said
"18 you brought it on yourself, you didn't get up early, nor did you do laundry," 17 scolded
"Meh," 18 hissed
"Hello folks, how are y'all doing, my names Tom, today's y'all lucky day because y'all just in time for the Toyotathon, so hurry, hurry, hurry and finance a car, because once there gone there gone," Tom threw his hands up in emphasis
"Thanks can we just look at you guys' used cars?" Chichi asked
"Sure follow me," Tom instructed
"We could've looked without his assistance," Black hissed, "told you guy's car salesmen are annoying,"
"Y'all have a question?" Tom turned to the group
"Well, I was wondering what I can get for 200." Chichi nervously asked
"That's a good question since the Toyotathon is going on for 200,000 I can interest you in a new 2018 Toyota Camry with 0%-Tom began
"Whoa! I only have 200 dollars don't go switch the decimal place," Chichi stated
"Ma'am I recommend going to J.D. Byrider with that amount," Tom sassed
"Let's leave then," Bulma said as she began to walk off
"Excuse me sir, you look you have money- er, I mean you look like you're looking for a nice hot rod," Tom stated as he pushed Chichi to get to 17
"Me?" 17 questioned
"Yes, can I interest you in one of our nice 2018 Lexus models?" Tom asked
"Actually I don't even have my licenses," 17 laughed
"But do you have money?" Tom asked money hungry
"You're starting to creep me out, I think I should go now," 17 said as he tried to look for support from his friends to find they had left them
"Do you have a lot of money?" Tom continued
"Well fuck those assholes," 17 mumbled
"MONEY!" Tom yelled
"Listen here I don't have any money now leave me alone," 17 said with his eyes closed and nerve popping
"Well you do you have a good credit score?" Tom continued to push more
"NO! GET LOST!" 17 yelled as he blasted Tom and ran away
Stop Three: Nissan
"Nii-san!" Goku shouted dramatically
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Bulma stated
"That's brother in Japanese," Black explained
"Doesn't mean he has to yell it every freaking 5 minutes," Bulma said
"Welcome to Nissan-" the man began
"NII-SAN!" Goku yelled once more
"Shut up!" Chichi yelled, "Sorry please continue sir,"
"-It's fine we always have one customer of the day that say it like that, anyways I'm Darrel, is there any model in particular y'all interested in, say the Nissan Rogue or the Rouge Sport for you sporty hunks," Darrel laughed
"No, I can see your selection of used cars, that are like 200 dollars and below," Chichi said
"So want cars that have monthly payment of 200 and below because I know you're not trying to buy a car that's only 200 dollars for everything," Darrel said
"Yeah she is," Goku said bluntly
"Hehe~ is that not an option?" Chichi chuckled
"Well when you get a little more money say like 300 dollars more call me first Darrel Hurst," Darrel said as he later then left
"Man, I not getting anywhere like this," Chichi whined
"Sorry Chichi but what did you think would happen , the car salesmen would just give you a car that only cost 200 dollars flat, no taxes nor fees," Goku tried to reason
"Well kinda, maybe because I'm not 18 yet they couldn't look at my credit," Chichi said
"Actually they could've doesn't matter your age credit remains a parents could use their child's credit and ruin it, or when you buy things in payments you can improve your credit even or when you start working depending on your job," Bulma explained
"Then why didn't they ask me for my credit!" Chichi exclaimed in anger
"Maybe because you wanted to buy a car with only 200 dollars flat," 18 answered
"Well this is my first time buying a car, I don't know anything about the real world," Chichi whined
"How 'bout I just buy you a car we'll go back to one of the dealers or a different one, pick out a regular 4 door car and I'll help you buy the car, fair," Black offered
"YEAH! Thank you Black I honestly was waiting for one of the rich people to offer to pay," Chichi admitted
"That doesn't surprise me," Black responded
"GUYS GUESS WHAT!" Goku shouted
"What?" Everyone asked
"WE CAN GO WISH BACK VEGETA!" Goku excitedly yelled
"YA!" Everyone cheered
"AND ZAMASU!" Goku added
"…"
"Ya!" 18 jumped up being the only one happy about Zamasu's revival
"Black! Zamasu is you brother," Goku stated
"But he ruined Prom," Chichi spoke
"Well, that's not my reason," Black admitted
"?"
"I it because you hate Zamasu too," 17 spoke
"Too?.." Black said
"Shut up 17, let Black talk," Goku bossed
"Alright the reason is because Zamasu is already alive," Black said
"Black, he maybe still in our hearts-," Goku began as he put his hand on Black's shoulders
"-Not mine," Chichi spat followed by a glare from Goku
"-Yeah, mine either," 17 mumbled
"-Like I was saying, he maybe in our hearts, but he's not here physically, get the picture?" Goku said
"No," Black said as he pushed Goku off, "I already wished Zamasu back the night he died,"
"Not possible because we had to wait, how could you've wished him," Bulma stepped in
"With the Super dragon balls," Black answered
"Ok sure, let's just go gather the dragon balls and see what Shenron says," Goku said
Fast forward useless dragon ball gathering montage
"Alright we got the dragon balls," Goku announced
"Shenron come forth!" 17 yelled with his fist in the air
"17 that wasn't necessary Shenron usually comes out when all the balls are together," 18 explained
*Shenron light, sky darkening*
"I am the eternal Dragon- *Sigh*- you guys why am I not surprised, you ever let anyone else know that I exist, I pretty sure other people would have better more kinder, useful wishes," Shenron appeared
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, Shenron just revive Vegeta and Zamasu," Goku rudely stated
"Say to put them right in front of us!" Bulma bossed
"This cannot be-," Shenron began
"Oh and place them right in front of us!" Goku interrupted, "Wait what?!"
"The being Zamasu can NOT be revived, for he is still alive," Shenron resumed, "if you had let me finish I-
"-Told you," Black interrupted
"Grr," Shenron growled
"Sass not needed big overgrown lizard," Bulma sassed to herself
"Well bring back Vegeta, and place both Vegeta and Zamasu in front of us," Goku wished
"Your wishes are granted," Shenron said as he did his usual wish stuff
*Vegeta appears*
*Thud!*
"Damn, that hurt," Vegeta said as he rose to his feet
"VEGETA!" Mostly everyone screamed
"Damn, no need to yell, I'm right here," Vegeta said
*Zamasu appears*
"And make sure it has ice or-…*Zamasu stares at everyone*… what the- how did get here?" Curious Zamasu asked
"Welcome back Zamasu!" Goku greeted
"I've been back," Beautiful Zamasu stated
"See like I've been saying," Black said
"Oh hey Vegeta," Beautiful Zamasu waved
"…hey," Vegeta replied
"Awkward," Chichi said
"Zamasu why didn't you tell me you were still alive?" 18 asked as she grabbed Zamasu
"Oof" Zamasu went
"Maybe he wanted a break from you," Goku suggested
"Not likely," 18 stated
"Whatever, welcome back Vegeta, see you guys tomorrow," 17 said as he left
"Right school," Chichi remembered, "well later guys, wait first Black let's go purchase a car!" she added as she began to walk
"Goku Black! Don't buy that thing a car, you'll be wasting money," Zamasu exclaimed
"No one asked for your input Zamasu, Black can do whatever he wants with his money, and if he wants buy a nice beautiful girl like me a car he can, Bleh!," Chichi said as she stuck out her tongue
"Do you want Namekian juice in your mouth," Zamasu threaten
"Hey that's not even funny, my stomach had to get pumped, I spent the first three weeks of my summer having to go to doctors to get me weekly pumps, THEY HAD TO PUMP MY STOMACH!" Chichi growled
"Enough, let's just go you a car," Black stopped her screaming
"Ok," Chichi cheered
"C'mon Zamasu come help with my homework," 18 said as she dragged Zamasu with her
"By that, you want me to do everything," Zamasu corrected
"Well let's get a move on these stats questions aren't gonna do themselves," 18 said
"Well my mom just texted me that dinner is ready so later guys," Goku waved as he instant transmissioned home
Goku's YouTube Video:
Hola everyone! Well turns out Black bought Chichi a Honda accord, it's nice , she won't stop posting about it, show off but today's guest star is my mom! Say hello mom
"Hello, I'm Gine," Gine greeted in the camera
"Alright so for today's video, we're gonna play a game," Goku said
"Aww, I thought we'd make slime that you did on one of your videos," Gine said
"No mom, please don't be cringy," Goku mumbled the last words
"Fine, what game is today?" Gine asked as she smiled into the camera
"Today is an old game YouTubers did in like the 2000s, a game called the cinnamon challenge !" Goku stated, *YouTube transition* Alright take a spoon full of cinnamon and whoever spits it out first loses
"Ok," Gine replied, "And loser does dishes for the whole week,"
"Fine, ready…set…go!" Goku said
Both mother and son struggled for a good 3secsonds
"ECK! *COUGH* *DYING NOISES* Dear God *cough, cough* Kakarrot were you trying to kill me *cough gough*
*cough, cough* No, *cough* Geez that wasn't a good idea, *cough, dying cough*
"Well I won so *cough, cough* hopefully I recover *cough, cough* *breathe catching* don't forget to like, I mean favorite, follow and review plus don't miss when senior year starts getting better with The Wrong Timeline Senior year Chapter 3: High School Musical *cough*