A few more hours went by until Jimmy finally woke up. When he did, he realized that he was completely naked, and tied to the lighthouse bed. He tried to escape, but the rope was too strong.

"Hey Jimmy."

Jimmy looked up and saw Pete. Pete was completely naked and had an erection.

"Petey!? What are you doing!? Un-"

Jimmy was cut off by the sounds of loud banging coming from the front door. Jimmy had no idea what was going on, but looking at Pete filled Jimmy with hope. Pete looked on in horror as the door started to show signs of collapsing.

With one last hit, the door was shattered in a thousand pieces. The cause of the destruction became visible to them… It was Sheldon.

"Hi it's me, Sheldon… AAHHHHHHH!"

Sheldon ran at Pete and tackled him to the ground. Then with no mercy, Sheldon ripped Pete's head off. Jimmy couldn't believe what he was seeing.

Sheldon held the head up like a trophy. He was about to let out another warcry but stopped himself when he noticed Jimmy.

"Jimmy? Oh, I'm so glad I found you! Gary really did a number on this place…"

Jimmy turned red with rage after hearing this.

"GARY SMITH!?"

"Y-ya… Let me untie you, I know where Gary is."

After being freed from his restraints, Jimmy quickly got dressed. He didn't like being naked in such a fucked up world. Also, he did it for Sheldon's sake.

"Let's get going, Sheldon."

The two went outside to finally deal with Gary. Jimmy was expecting an ambush by the Gays. To his surprise though, no one could be seen outside.

"Sheldon… How many people did you kill?"

Sheldon looked down. He seemed a bit lost in thought after a few seconds. Jimmy got very concerned.

"Its ok Sheldon, you don't have to tell me."

Sheldon looked back up at Jimmy.

"I lost count after 10."

"..."

Jimmy said nothing and started walking on the beach.

"Jimmy wait! Don't leave Sheldon behind!"

Sheldon followed behind.

As they both made it to the road, there were still no signs of life. Flaming cars and dead bodies could be seen everywhere. The disturbing sight nearly made Jimmy vomit.

"Don't worry Jimmy, Gary is in the bike shop."

Jimmy didn't bother questioning Sheldon and ran to the bike shop. He just wanted to get away. Fortunately, the doors to the bike shop were unlocked.

When he got inside though, Sheldon was already there. Something wasn't right. This Sheldon had a red vest on.

"Uhhmm… Sheldon?"

Sheldon walked behind the counter and dragged Gary's dead body out.

"W-what the- Gary?!"

Jimmy was about to run, but Red Vest Sheldon had other plans.

"AAAHHHHHHHH!"

The Sheldon tackled Jimmy to the ground and started to beat him. Jimmy couldn't escape the endless barrage of punches. Everything went black for him…

When Jimmy finally woke up again, he saw there were now three Sheldons. This new Sheldon had a blue vest.

"Be one with Sheldon Jimmy."

Jimmy tried to run away, but his legs had been cut off at the knee cap.

"No Sheldon! Don't! NOOOOOOO!"

Jimmys yell of terror was heard only by the Sheldon's…

After 30 minutes, the ritual was complete. Jimmy was now a Blue Vest Sheldon, and he was so happy.

"Well golly gee guys, I love being Sheldon!"

"Ya! Now let's go make more Sheldon's!"

The group of Sheldon's walked out of the shop. They had a lot of work to do, and a lot of kneecaps to brake. It was truly the best day for the Cult of Sheldon.

The End… For real this time