Disclaimer: We do not own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon gt, and Dragon Ball super. Nor do we own High School Musical, any of the story and songs.
Author's note: More like The Wrong Author's don't know how to keep a schedule Time. Sorry, sorry, gomen, we have been very busy I'm (Holly) in tennis and my coach makes us practice every day of the week 24/6 5-6:30 and Ally is having 'such a hard life' as a fish, so we haven't been able to maintain our schedule. But thank God for Spring Break, here is High School musical sorry but we can't do the two chapters each like 2-3 months so we'll do 1 chapter every month sorry. :P
The Wrong Timeline Senior year Chapter 3: High School Musical
"Yeah, the whole gang is back together now! Ok, I said that way too happy, anyways it's time to step on the stage and make history," Goku said kinda quoting Yuri on Ice op…
Tuesday Morning at Sky High
"Morning everyone," Chichi walked in to greet the group swinging her car keys for show
"We get it Cheap-Cheap you can drive; do you want a cookie?" Vega sassed
"I've been able to drive so don't act like you're hot shit," Bulma bitched
"I don't think I'm hot shit," Chichi said
"Then don't walk in saying 'morning everyone' (Goku said in a high voice attempting to mimic Chichi) trying to show off your stupid car keys," Goku explained
"Whatever," Chichi sat on the bench in defeat
"Anyways, did you guys hear what the new theater show is gonna be?" Goku Black asked trying to drive the story to the plot, "You know as the author is typing this sentence I'm starting not to get so pissed off at the name Goku Black," Goku Black lied
"To answer your question no, what is it?" Vegeta said
"Oh I don't know that's why I asked," Goku Black responded
"I know," Bulma spoke up
"What is it?" Everyone asked even though they probably don't care
"High School Musical!" Bulma shouted at them
"Damn, we're right here," Vega grumbled as he closed his ears
"You guys want to get to class now," 17 spoke since he's always encouraging them to get to class
"17 there you are," 18 said as she and Beautiful Zamasu walked from the cafeteria
"You guys ate breakfast?" Chichi asked
"Yes, the most important meal of the day," 18 answered
"Man, I'm hungry I would have went in if I knew you guys were in the cafeteria," Chichi whined
"If you did come in and try to sit with us we would have immediately got up and left," Beautiful Zamasu explained
"Well, I would have stayed," 18 admitted
"18, no," Beautiful Zamasu sighed
"Anyways, we were talking about the theater play and then totally drifted off," Vega realized
"And you guys are ignoring the fact that class has already started," 17 said as he began walking to his class
"Wait, for me 17," Chichi said as Black followed since they have the same class
"Ugh, I don't wanna go to KV's class, following me like a Fenny from Boy Meets World," Goku sighed
"He's only a Fenny if he was your teacher since like… elementary or middle school all the way to your high school and college life," Beautiful Zamasu corrected as he and 18 followed Goku to KV's government class
"Same difference I had him last year," Goku voice was heard in the distance as they followed him
"Well I better get to Keane's painting class," Vega said to himself because he's weird
And then there was one
"Why is no one hyped for High School Musical, it was literally the best OG Disney movie," Bulma mumbled to herself,
"Get to class!" Mr. Taylor, the only human AP, stated in his megaphone as he drove his golf cart by Bulma
"Or what, you're going to run over me going 5 mph," Bulma sassed as she started walking to English.
In Forensic Science the last period…well for seniors (the only class everyone in the group has all together)
"So where you guys wanna go for lunch?" Goku being the foodie character asked
"Excuse me Goku, do finish your vocabulary?" Mrs. Cray the teacher snapped
"I'm asking them for help," Goku lied to cover himself
"If you need help copying some definitions then you must be blind, because it's all on the pages I assigned," Mrs. Cray rudely stated
"That's offensive to blind people," Bulma spoke up
"Yeah, and I'm actually blind I wear contacts, I-mean I know someone who is…" Goku said looking away from direct eye contact
"Well if you have a problem please call 1-800-go flip yourself!" Mrs. Cray yelled
"Flip?" Goku black questioned
"She can call Goku retarded but won't say fuck," Beautiful Zamasu said
"You know what y'all do whatever y'all want, I honestly don't care, y'all seniors and if you want to go to a good college-"Mrs. Cray began
"-'Kay thanks," Goku said as he turned his attention back to his group, "you guys wanna go to-"
"-Gyro's!" 18 exclaimed
"No, just because you like him, doesn't we always gotta go there," Beautiful Zamasu, clearly jealous, responded
"How 'bout we go to a restaurant," Chichi suggested
"Fast- food places are restaurants," Goku corrected
"I'm tired of fast-food," Chichi complained, "plus I actually have money this time,"
"Well, give yourself a pat on the back Chichi," Vegeta sarcastically said as Chichi growled
"My favorite restaurant is Cheddar's," Goku Black stated for no apparent reason
"I know where we should go, and it'd be on me," Bulma spoke, "just follow me after class"
After Class
"Bulma, why did you bring us to the theater room?" Everyone questioned
"The fact we weren't paying attention to our surroundings says a lot," Vegeta pointed out
"Probably explains why they *Points to Chichi, Bulma, and 17* got kidnapped," Goku answered
"There's food here plus it's free," Bulma answered, "And I signed us all up to audition for the play" she added under her breathe
"?" Everyone stood confused
"What was that last part?" Chichi asked
"I signed us up to audition for the play!" Bulma got it off her chest
"Why the hell would you pull a stunt like that?!" Vegeta raged
"Damn, you and Chichi should get like… the Nobel peace prize for doing stupid shit!" Goku argued
"Do you even know what the Nobel peace prize is?" Goku Black asked
"Yeah, it's…like an award for doing…stupid stuff- anyways that doesn't matter," Goku shifted the conversation
"Why would you think we would want to dance and sing about an unrealistic high school story," Beautiful Zamasu was on sass patrol
"C'mon this is our last year of high school let's try new things, at least try," Bulma persisted
"Well…" Chichi was kinda giving in
"If you have to be able to sing then only me, Black, Vegeta, Zamasu, and 18, are more likely to get a role" Goku bragged, "Umm, hello BW Blacks," he bragged
"But if you're not a good enough actor you won't get a role," 17 jumped to argue
"Damn, 17 chill," Black put his hand out
"Well since were here I guess there's no harm in auditioning," 18 said as others agreed
*Sigh* "Fine I guess," Vega gave in
"Hello everyone welcome to the auditions for High School Musical~" The theater teacher, Mr. James, sang
"Excuse me, sir, when are we gonna eat?" Goku being a fatass asked
"If you're just here for free food then I going to kindly tell you to get the hell out of my theater room," Mr. James smiled
"Goku, don't leave your going to audition," Chichi loudly whispered to Goku as he began walking out
"Dammit, almost got away," Goku snapped his fingers
"Audition? …You?" Mr. James questioned, "And what role were you going to try out for exactly?"
"Umm, I'm a leader so… Troy Bolton," Goku answered
"Ok then well start with our Troy auditions!" Mr. James stated in his megaphone, "step on the stage, and give me your best Troy, got it? ACTION!" he yelled
On the Stage
*Cough* *clear throat noise* "I always liked the idea of being in charge of my future, until it actually started happening," Goku read the lines in a monotone voice
*silence*
"…ok how about you…" Mr. James began, "dear God by his acting I might regret this," he thought in his head,"…sing one of the songs," he finally got his sentence out
"Ok," goku gave a thumbs up, *looks over the song list* "Aw hell yeah!"
Everyone is always talking at me; everybody is trying to get in my head
I wanna listen to my own heart talking, I need to count on myself instead (Did you ever0
Lose yourself to get what you want (Did you ever) Get on a ride then wanna get off (did you ever)
Push away the ones you should've held close, did you ever let go? Did you ever not know?
I'm not gonna stop that's who I am, I'll give it all I got, that is my plan…
BET ON IT, BET ON IT, BET ON IT, BET ON IT, BET ON IT
Goku sang loudly but good so Mr. James was intrigued
"Thank you, Goku was it, that'll be all," Mr. James said with a smile
"Man I was getting into it," Goku pouted, "Honestly other than Get'cha Head in the Game from the first one Bet on It, is great" he added as he walked off the stage
"Next anymore auditions for Troy stand in this line, where the drama club president, Okuyasu Nijimura will be in charge," Mr. James said
"Black you're also gonna try out for Troy?" Chichi questioned as she saw non-other than Goku Black in the flesh get in the Troy Bolton line
"Yeah, so?" Goku Black shrugged, "I'll also try out for Chad to," he said, "I'm a great actor and singer so I'll obviously get the lead part," he thought to himself as he smirked
"Zamasu who are you going to audition for?" 18 asked Beautiful Zamasu
"Well, I guess Chad, but don't you think Chad is such a white name for a black guy?" Beautiful Zamasu asked
"That's so racist though, but none the less true," 17 spoke up as 18 nodded
"I wasn't talking to you," Beautiful Zamasu said but was ignored
"Dammit, I don't know who I should audition for," 17 stated as he began to think
"Anyways," Beautiful Zamasu said a bit irritated since he was ignored, "18 who are auditioning for?"
"Maybe Sharpay since I'm blonde-," 18 began
"- I think dafuq not, I'm going to be Sharpay!" Bulma stated before Beautiful Zamasu teleported her away
"- or the side best friend, man what's her name…" 18 tried to remember
"Taylor McKessie," 17 answered
"Amazing 17, you got it right," 18 hugged her younger twin
"18 stop," 17 kindly pushed her off, while Zamasu looked like an Office character looking into the camera with an annoyed face
"See why they give white names to Black characters, it's weird," Beautiful Zamasu said bring the attention back to him
"Did you guys see my Gabriella performance," Chichi excitedly said as she ran towards the Kai and andriods
"No," they answered
"Well, you should've I actually did pretty well, and my singing was… loud for all to hear," Chichi happily explained, "did you guys audition for a part yet?"
"Did any of us actually cared?" Beautiful Zamasu sassed, "If we did we would've asked but did we,"
"-ah," Chichi was gonna speak before Zamasu put his hand to her face, "Yeah, I didn't think so either,"
"I guess I'll go try out for the Taylor chick, wish me luck," 18 spoke
"I'll come to watch," Chichi said as she followed along with 17 ignoring Zamasu again
"Hey Zamasu did you try out for anyone yet?" Vega and Black approached
"Not yet," Beautiful Zamasu answered as Goku approached as well, "Have you guys?
"Yeah," Goku answered
"I know we all saw your performance," Beautiful Zamasu said,
"Yeah," both Vega and Black answered
"I auditioned for Ryan," Vegeta said
"And I auditioned for mostly all lead guy roles," Goku Black said
"Well I guess I should audition since I'm here for some stupid reason," Beautiful Zamasu said as he got in line for the audition for Chad
Many auditions later…
"Well thank you everyone for auditioning today we will post the results tomorrow morning on the theater door, here in the Fine arts building," Mr. James announced
"Hey what about the food!" Goku reminded Mr. James
"Fine, see if there's any snacks left on the snack table, and take it to go," Mr. James ordered
"Eww, healthy snacks," Chichi whined
"Do you not like veggie chips," Vegeta said as he grabbed a bag of the veggie straws
"You do?" Goku Black asked with disgust
"They're not bad," Vegeta responded
"I honestly don't care I'm starving," Foodie character said as he grabbed like 3 bags
"Really Kakarrot!" Vegeta got irritated, "Damn you act no one else wants the food,"
"They don't," Goku argued back as the others were walking and discussing where to eat real food
"Geez, everyone is so damn picky, be humble ungrateful shits," Vegeta mumbled to himself as he followed
The Next Day
Chichi: "You guys at the fine arts building yet?" She sent a text to their group chat
Goku: "Almost" he responded
18: "yes" 18 sent
"Wha-"Chichi looked up from her phone to find 18 and Beautiful Zamasu in front of her
"-Hey," 18 greeted as Beautiful Zamasu just stood
"Geez, you guys almost gave me a heart attack," Chichi sighed
"Sorry," 18 apologized while Beautiful Zamasu looked disappointed
"Is the list out yet?" Goku Black instant transmissioned in between Chichi, 18 and his brother
"No, almost though," Chichi answered
"Hey guys I just saw Mr. James printing the cast list he's on his way here," 17 entered
"Yes!" Goku Black grew excited
"I knew you guys would eventually start to enjoy this," Bulma said as she walked in seeing Black's excitement
"I didn't know you liked acting, Goku Black," 18 said
"Really, Black enjoys drama, and has an amazing talent for voice acting, I've heard him-," Beautiful Zamasu was explaining before Black hushed him
"-No one cares!" Goku Black stated half embarrassed
"Is the list here?" Vega asked as he joined the group
"No, but Mr. James is on his way he probably stopped to talk to a teacher," 17 answered
"So, I obviously got the lead right?" The gang heard Goku's voice
"I'm not saying anything until I post the list on the door," Mr. James came by the corner
"He's here!" Goku Black stated the obvious
"Good, observation Black, want a Scooby Snack?" Beautiful Zamasu joked
"Don't mock me," Goku Black shot a glare
"Sup guys," Goku greeted, "Mr. James hurry up, we want to see what parts we got," he grew impatient
"If you all back up and give me room you'll see, now move!" Mr. James swatted his hands at them to back them up
"There now form a line and-," Mr. James began
"-MOVE!" Everyone stampeded towards the door, Goku Black being in the front
"Let's start at the top I most likely got Troy," Goku Black boosted his ego and began at the top and looked for his name but it wasn't at the top, "Well then I got Chad," he said but still no name, "There must be a mistake," He grew angry
"I got Troy!" Goku shouted
"I GOT GABRIELLA!" Chichi exclaimed
"Damn, were right here," Vega said his quote, "I got Ryan, cool," he smirked hiding his joy
"No brainer I got Sharpay," Bulma smiled
"Looks like we got the parts we all auditioned for," 18 said as she high fived her best friend
Everyone cheered for they got their dreamed parts, well…all except one
"Hey what part did you get Black?" Goku asked
"Yeah, we got our parts, who did you audition for?" Chichi questioned
Goku Black who was just staring blankly at the list where his name was, raising his ki, malice filled the air and it seemed like he was going to go rose, he looked like Gon when he saw Pitou for the first time after well you know… this is spoiler free- Holly said
"Umm… Black you good?" Goku asked
*Low growling noises* "FUCKING UNDERSTUDY! I'M AN EXTRA! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Goku Black yelled at Mr. James who was now gone, "Grrr, damn coward!" he spat
"Oh he didn't get a part," Goku said, "Anyways so now that we are in the play we need to memorize lines and the songs so we should practice and.." he instructed and they all ignored Black
"I hate all of you," Goku Black mumbled as he crossed his arms over his chest and pouted
"We should ask our teachers to leave class and come to the little theatre and practices, since none of us have theatre as a class period," Chichi said as all agreed
At the end of the day
"Ok Zamasu let's go hom-," Goku Black said but turned to find Zamasu not behind him, "Where did he go?" he questioned himself
"Did you say something extra, ha, sorry I mean Black," Beautiful Zamasu replied cockily as Black growled under his breathe
"I'm not gonna repeat myself Zamasu…Zamasu?" Black noticed Zamasu was no longer with but with the others discussing their play, "Fine I'll go home by myself," he added as he instant transmissioned out
The Next Day
"So what are we talking about- WHAT THE HELL?!" Goku Black approached the group to notice them in all different attire trying to look their parts for the play of High School Musical 2 Bulma with a Blonde wig, Vegeta also in a blonde wig, along with Goku in a classic athletic white boy elementary 3rd -5th grader haircut, Troy / Justin Bieber hair style.
"I'm does anyone know who this extra is?" Bul- I mean Sharpay sassed
"Let's move out Wild cats," 'Troy' stated
"Sorry extra, in order to do our best we have to stay in character," Beautiful Zamasu explained
"Hey where's Chad?" 'Troy asked while dribbling a basketball in the halls
"Hey get to class!" Mr. Taylor once again ordered while driving the golf cart holding his megaphone
"We're in the play so we have to practice," Goku explained
"Well… then proceed," Mr. Taylor said as he drove off. Goku Black only stared in annoyance at the scene he just witnessed till Mr. Taylor came to him and shouted "GET TO CLASS!"
"I'm going!" Goku Black shouted irritated
In first period: Government class (Black, 17, and Chichi)
"So here's a note packet, so get a writing utensil and let's get started," Mr. Knov instructed
"Um, excuse me, I and 17 are in the play and we have to go to the theatre and practice," Chichi held a fake note
"And what play is the theatre club hosting?" Mr. Knov questioned
"High School Musical," 17 answered
"I'm the lead female Gabriella," Chichi stated as Black rolled his eyes
"And I'm Zeke," 17 said
"Alright I am so what fond of High School Musical so I'll allow you," Mr. Knov said, "I'll give a copy of the notes you'll miss tomorrow," he added
"Thank you," 17 and Chichi stated in unison as they then headed out the class
"Um, Mr. Knov I'm also part of the play so may I leave too?" Black asked nicely
"And what character do you play?" Mr. Knov asked
"Well… I'm just an understudy for Troy, but I also do all the piano work since no one else can so I can an important role so may I go?" Black persisted
"No, sit down and quit interrupting my class," Mr. Knov stated, "now then someone raise their hand and answer what are all the three branches of government and who is in each branch?"
"But why not?" Goku Black asked
"They were dressed as their character, and you sir are not so sit down!" Mr. Knov said annoyed
"Grrr," Black sat back down copied the notes angrily
In Goku, Zamasu, and 18's first period: Government AP with KV
"Here's a worksheet, you may work together, due at the end of class." KV said
"Actually KV, me, 18 and Zamasu need to rehearse our play we're the lead roles," Goku interrupted, "I'm actually the leading male role: Troy Bolton," he bragged
"Here is our note from the theatre teacher," Beautiful Zamasu handed the note to KV
"Well, ok then you may leave, I won't count this assignment against you since you guys are the lead roles, plus I love High School Musical," KV admitted, "I love y'all's costumes by the way,"
In Vega's first period: Painting 4 with his favorite teacher Mrs. Keane
"Hey, Mrs. Keane as you can tell can I go the theatre around the corner, I'm in the play," Vegeta asked the weird art teacher
"That's fine, that costume is amazing, how'd you get your hair to be styled that," Mrs. Keane asked as she patted Vegeta's head
"Can I just go please?" Vegeta asked as he moved out of her range
"Sure that's fine," Mrs. Keane answered, "Do your best Vegas,"
"That's not my name but whatever," Vegeta mumbled to himself as he walked out as he did he walked past the new Art teacher's room Mr. G
"Alright you guys ruined your phone privileges so now were only listening to my music," Vegeta heard Mr. G say as he passed along with seeing Holly mouthing 'help me' as he heard a song going 'don't bring your gun to town'
"Well sucks to suck doesn't it," Vega said as he ignored her and continued to the theatre room
In the Theatre room
"Took you guys long enough to get here, you shouldn't have even gone to class, you know how many times I had to tell Mr. Taylor to fuck off," Bulma sassed
"So you guys want to go to the mall or something," Goku offered since everyone was there
"Yeah," they all agreed
So the gang all hang out in the mall, all the members that were a part of the play were hang in the mall, skipping the rest of school, only going back to check in with their teacher's and then 'go practice for the play'
In forensic Science 12:00pm
"Hey Mrs. Cray," Goku greeted
"What is it?" Mrs. Cray sassed
"Well we need to practice for the theatre play that is this week, so may we leave?" Goku asked as the rest of the group smiled at her, "pleasseee~" They stated in unison
"Fine, but I'm going to attend the play, and if sucks I'm failing all of you so better make use of this practice," Mrs. Cray explained
"Thank you," They all thanked her and left
"They're probably not even practice, because practice is only after school, but they've been using that dumb excuse just to avoid work, those bastards," Goku Black growled (he seems to do that a lot this chapter- holly)
The actual practice
"Alright everyone let's start at the top, everyone looking at the clock chanting summer," Mr. James directed
"Extra please start setting the snack table and attending each actor's needs," Okuyasu ordered
"You heard the man," Mr. James shouted at Black
"Okuyasu are you done yet, I don't even understand why you're in the theatre club," Josuke said
"Right, since when did you start enjoying theatre?" Koichi-kun asked
"Well, I really don't know, but whatever let's head to Tonio's" Okuyasu stated as he and his friends left
"EXTRA! QUIT SPACING OUT AND SET THE SNACK TABLE!" Mr. James yelled
"Grrr, I'm going! "Black yelled back
"No screaming!" Mr. James stated in the megaphone
"I hate you," Goku Black stated as he began setting the snacks
"I need some cold water to soothe my throat," Bulma stated
"EXTRA!" Mr. James called
"Here is your water," Goku Black gritted his teeth
"I said cold, dumb extra!" Bulma stated as she threw the water back at him
"Make that two," Vegeta also ordered
"And I want nicely cut watermelon," Chichi instructed
"Me too," Goku demanded
"Extra make sure to get everything the actors want," Mr. James said, but for now," ACTION!"
"Summer… summer…summer," Went the gang attempting to replicate the same scene in the movie
Even though the scene sucked, Mr. James went on to the next scene with Ryan and Sharpay pulling into the resort place
"Where is my watermelon slices?" Chichi asked
"The watermelon is on the table you can cut it yourselves I'm only one man," Black said with an annoyed face, as Chichi and Goku stared blankly at each other then began to laugh
"Ha, you think we do the manual work, no we're the stars, we only act and sing," Goku boosted his ego
"Yeah, what's next you want us to get our own drinks?" Chichi added
"Haha," They continued to laugh
"Extra, piano, get on it now it's time for Sharpay's song!" Mr. James called
"Hey, first cut this watermelon then go, you have to attend to the actor's needs too," Chichi bossed
Goku Black then used his hand ki sword to cut the watermelon, and then stormed to the piano to play the song
"Took you long enough," Vegeta spat
"Grrr, I hate everyone," Black mumbled to himself
"Hey extra, these snacks are nasty make me mac and cheese!" 18 demanded
"And fetch me some Little Caesar's pizza," 17 also ordered
"But first get me a snow cone, tiger blood, now," Bossy Zamasu demanded
"Extra!"
"Give me some chocolate…"
"I want a snow cone..,"
"ACTION EXTRA PIANO!..."
Everyone demanded something from the extra, I mean Goku Black all practice
"Alright everyone you did great don't forget the play is this Friday so we only have 2 days left of rehearsal," Mr. James announced
The next days all followed the same routine the stars of the play kept skipping school, leaving Black all alone in school
Thursday 1 day before the play in the school Cafeteria 12:44pm
"Man I look so pathetic being all by myself," Black mumbled as he took his lunch tray and looked for a place to eat
"Hey, Goku Black," Piccolo called
"Gross, "Black replied as Piccolo approached him
"Looks like you got kicked out of the group too," Piccolo said
"I didn't get kicked out I'm just gaining some place from them, because their annoying as hell," Black lied to make himself not appear so lame
"It's ok Black, if you want you can sit with me, Krillin, Kevin, and Sydney," Piccolo offered just as those very people approached Black as well, causing a disgusted look on Black's face
"No, I would rather die, than sit or be associated with rejects like y'all, so…GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Goku Black raged actually going rose this time
"We…we we're just trying to be nice," Krillin spoke, "Damn," he sighed
"I DON'T NEED ANYONE! FUCK OFF!" Black shouted causing a bigger scene, "I'M NOT A LOSER! YOU GET BACK IN YOUR OWN DAMN LANE BEFORE I MURDER EVERYONE SINGLE ONE OF YOU!" he raged
The cafeteria resumed their own conversations, and high school drama things, shrugging off Black's threat, while Krillin and his gang left the psychotic Goku Black
"Damn, why am I even here I can just leave and order take-out," Goku Black realized, so he flew to Chick-fil-a, (hey I just eat got through eating my own Chick-fil-a- Holly)
At Chick-fil-a
"I should have just come here in the first place," Black was talking to himself like a weirdo; then he noticed Vega and co. still in their creepy costumes
"Haha, T as in Troy," Chichi spoke in a horrible Gabriella voice
"No, T as in tiddies," Goku replied in laughter
"Hey, take this seriously the play is tomorrow," Chichi scolded
"Sorry, but ever since I saw that meme, I can't stop laughing and saying tiddies," Goku replied as the others laughed
"Grrr," Goku Black growled in hatred
"So after the show how 'bout we all go celebrate and throw a huge party?" Chichi suggested
"Or we could just crash another college party," Bulma brought up
"No! That party is to dangerous," Vegeta shut the idea down speed-of- sound Sonic fast
"Whatever, party popper," Bulma stated
"Next to order!" Ally shouted at the group
"Oh, hey it's the other author that hardly makes an appearance," Goku pointed
"Are you going to order pumpkin boy, that is lit right now in super," Ally sassed
"Well since you're the author you should know our order, so Bulma hurry and pay," Goku bossed
"Call me Sharpay!" Bulm-Sharpay screamed
"Gross," Ally said, "Should I also add in Goku black's order?" she asked
"Who?" They all questioned
"The extra," Ally answered
"No, he's just the help," Chad stated spinning the basket -ball on his finger
"You know he's just by the trash can over there," Ally pointed to where Black was, but was longer there, "Well never mind,"
"Good, he can stay in the trash where he belongs," Taylor stated
"Yeah," they all agreed and laughed
"Let's find us a booth, cause who are we- I mean what time is it?- wait uh something… WILD CATS!" Goku chanted
Everyone in Chick-fa-a stared at them weirdly then resumed their meal, while Black arrived at Taco Casa
"I don't even want to see any one of their ugly ass faces," Black angrily chomped his tacos, where he then noticed Tsuna and his family staring at him, Tsuna being the only one a bit scared
"Don't worry Boss, I'll protect you is this guy tries anything," Gokudera had his bombs ready
"Th-that's not necessary, let's just finish our food and leave," Tsuna calmed down his right hand man, everyone agreeing then continued to finish their tacos, I-Pin preventing Lambo from stealing costumers' food, all in all enjoying themselves
"Weird," Black stated as he then took his leave, not use to a friendly atmosphere
The Day of the Play
"Places everyone the house is full tonight!" Mr. James clapped his hands
"Ah, this is so exciting!" Sharpay stated happily
"What if we get recognized and get to go on Broadway!" Gabriella said being unrealistic
"Let's do our very best Chad," Taylor instructed
"Try not to fall off the stage Gabriella," Beautiful Chad said, "and hopefully you break a leg,"
"The saying is break a leg, stop don't say it so literally," Gabriella said
"Shh, Gabriella hurry and get seated," Mr. James ordered, "Extra don't forget to do all the lighting and mic,"
"Of course," Black replied irritated Black then headed to the lighting booth and noticed that the suppose full crowd was all made out of cardboard
"This is all fake?" Black questioned
"Extra! Hurry on up," Okuyasu said
"Grrr, if this is all a fake play, and I've been their stupid servant for nothing," Goku Black grew furious, "Ah-uh, ua, ua, ahu, ahu, aauhh," Black laughed his weird laugh, "this is just great, I'll get my revenge another time but for now…"
"Extra, hurry the show is about to begin," Mr. James yelled to Black
"Coming Mr. James," Black smiled, "There just making fools of themselves, and I guess, I'll capture the moment," he began recording with the camera in the booth
On Stage
"Alright thank you everyone for coming out tonight," Mr. James greeted as he then pressed a fake audience cheering noise button, "Now I present you High School Musical 2!"
A horrible classroom background was displayed by a green screen, that still had a watermark on it, and everyone was not audible in their whispers, since Black 'accidentally' forgot to turn on their mic,
"Hey Gabriella speak up," Goku growled since the audience was silent
"Summer!" she whispered louder, "my mic doesn't seem to be working," she added, "just go on,"
"That dumb extra doesn't know how to do anything," Goku spat, "WHAT TIME IS IT!" He shouted but Black turned the volume all the way up so it caused a screech noise
"It's a good thing no one is actually watching this, "Mr. James sighed
"WHAT TIME IS IT?" Chad sung but the mic was still too loud so you didn't know what he was saying
Summer time! They all answered
"Come on and let me hear you sing it now, right now" Sharpay and Ryan sung in unison
"Eck!" Sharpay shrieked as the light was too bright on her face
"What time is it?" the rest sung
"Summer time, it's our vacation!"
"No more waking up at 6am now our time is all night long, "Troy and Gabriella sung but 'Gabriella's auto tune wasn't working so another screech sound was heard, as 'Troy' threw another glare
"enough already we're waiting c'mon, lets goo!" A blind Sharpay and Ryan was singing as 'Ryan' had an irritated face
The whole Basket-ball dribbling scene was chaotic, Chad was just spinning the ball on his finger, Troy couldn't dribble if his life depended on him, and Zeke didn't know what to do
C'MON!" Goku yelled then smiled awkwardly at the crowd not knowing they possess the same facial expression since the beginning since their fake
In the lighting booth
"Haha, they still haven't noticed, man how stupid can they be?" Goku Black laughed at them
Behind the stage
"Hey, tell the extra to leave the lights on auto pilot and get his ass on the piano my song is next," 'Sharpay' demanded
"Alright, "Mr. James was biting his tongue
"No need I'm already here," Goku Black stated
"C'mon Ryan," 'Sharpay' exclaimed
"Just try not to get in my way, and stare at the light dumbass," 'Ryan' shot back
"Hmph, "'Sharpay' turned as she and 'Ryan' walked to the stage with the background still as the School scene with their fake pink cardboard car
Ice tea imported from England
Life guards imported from Spain
Towels imported from turkey
Uhh..
Turkey imported from Maine-ine-ine~ Sharpay sang
Gonna relax and renew –Ryan and Sharpay sung in unison, but auto wasn't working and Black hid his smile
You go do
I WANT FABULOUS!
That is my simple request- AH!
'Sharpay' shrieked as she flew out of her cheap beach chair
I WANT MORE… I think that's next- 'Sharpay said/sung
Many more terrible scenes later
'Chad' and 'Ryan' started their song
Hey batter, batter, batter swing- Ryan began
I got to just do my thing- 'Chad' sung swing the bat weirdly as 'Ryan' pitched a too hard ball at him
Hey batter, batter, batter swing
I'll show you that it's one in the same baseball, dance are the same thing, it's easy step up to the plate start swinging - Ryan
I wanna play ball and that's all this is what I'll do, there ain't no dance you can show me, yeah~(Chad)
You never know, you never tried (Ryan)
There's just one little thing that stops me every time, yeah (Chad)
C'mon! (Ryan)
I don't dance (Chad)
I know you can (Ryan)
Not a chance, no~ (Chad)
If I can do this than you can do that (Ryan)
They sung great even but their chorography was shit and neither knew what they what they were supposed to do neither did Taylor, and Gabriella in the background they both just stared at the audience but still didn't notice the audience didn't move
"THAT'S IT!" Mr. James shouted
"Huh?" The cast was shocked by his outburst
"Hah,Hahaha, ahu, ua, au, ua, ahu!" Black laughed weirdly again, "You dumb shits didn't noticed this is all fake,"
"What?!" Everyone gasp
"Yes, did any of you honestly think that I wouldn't use any of the real members of the theatre club," Mr. James exclaimed, "And why would the school do the 2 High School Musical movie?"
"…" The gang was silent well, except Black
"I DON'T EVEN THINK $3.2 MILLOIN WAS ENOUGH FOR WASTING MY WHOLE WEEK ON YOU IDIOTS!" Mr. James admitted
"What?!" Everyone except Bulma was surprised
"You were paid?!" They shouted
"Yes, I was paid you all suck at acting!" Mr. James yelled, "I want my money first thing tomorrow morning," and with that he stormed out
"Wow," Black said like the one guy on the vine
"So this was all fake," Chichi sighed
"Guess so, we were pretty stupid for actually believing we were good enough for the part," Vegeta spoke
"I thought we did pretty good, well at least me," Goku admitted
"Me too," 17 and 18 sighed together
"Shut the hell up!" Goku Black shouted
"Hey when did Black get here?" Everyone was shocked
Goku's YouTube Video
Welcome back to my channel everyone! So for today's video we have drum roll please, *Drum roll noises* Vegeta! Say hi to the folks at home Vegeta
"Hey," Vegeta waved
"So are you still disappointed about the play?" Goku asked
"Meh," Vegeta said
"Anyways, to get our minds off it, were gonna play Try not to Laugh," Goku announced
"With what videos exactly?" Vega asked
"Kuroko no Basket Abridged- episode 1 by eagle8burger," Goku replied as he played the video
"I never seen this show before," Vegeta admitted
"Me either but this video is funny," Goku answered
*1:33 into the video*
"Haha," Vegeta laughed a little
"And the winner is me!" Goku cheered
"Whatever," Vegeta replied am I done here
"Wait watch the rest of the video it's funny," Goku said
*After the video * Both guys dying of laughter
"Ok, that was a funny video, now can I go home," Vegeta said
"Yeah, wait, do want to close the video?" Goku offered
"Fine," Vegeta sighed, "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, hit the bell icon,"
"No, never mind, don't forget to like, follow, favorite the Wrong Timeline if you want, see you next time on The Wrong Timeline Senior Year Chapter 4: The Infinite Eight!"
"You know if the author's post on time, next month," Vegas sassed